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RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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GRRM may have some problems, but no other author could make me cheer for a fat cannibal feeding other people their relatives.

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RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Was anyone else really happy that Q Martell died instead of taming a dragon in a generic fashion? Oh and sending a sand snake to the small council. lol.
Also, the gently caress Cersi. As much as I hate you and think you deserved it, you were close as poo poo to the red keep. Why the gently caress did you break down? gently caress you!
PS gently caress Bran.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Wartooth posted:

I just realised.

The War of The Roses was fought between House Lancaster and House York. The York symbol was a white rose and the Lancaster rose was red. :psyboom:

Yeah, GRRM has said that's what the books are based on.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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I just thought I'd let you know, there is an A Game of Thrones cookbook. There is a recepe for lemon cakes, and modern lemoncakes. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/edf5/?rkgid=275668648&cpg=ogpla&source=google_pla&gclid=CPbbmf3KubMCFUZgMgodJHQAtg

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Just convinced my ex girlfriend to buy a game of bones. You're welcome Bad Thread

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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The except from Winds of Winter
" “Arya of Winterfell, aye. When last I was inside those walls, your cook served us a steak and kidney pie. Made with ale, I think, best I ever tasted. What was his name, that cook?”
“Gage,” Jeyne said at once. “He was a good cook. He would make lemoncakes for Sansa whenever we had lemons.”
Crowfood had fingered his beard. “Dead now, I suppose. That smith of yours as well. A man who knew his steel. What was his name?”
Jeyne had hesitated. Mikken, Theon thought. His name was Mikken. The castle blacksmith had never made any lemoncakes for Sansa, which made him far less important than the castle cook in the sweet little world she had shared with her friend Jeyne Poole."

One day he'll write a book without lemoncake.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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I have spoiled for 4 people so far who are seriously into ASOIAF, and 20+ for people who just watch it.

I'm going to make a facebook post, someone give me advice to make it better.

"Robb Stark dies at the Red Wedding. Betrayed by the Freys and Karstarks. All of his men are butchered after he breaks his wedding promise to the Freys. Grey Wind's head is sown onto Robb's corpse's head."

RC Cola fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Mar 30, 2013

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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whowhatwhere posted:

Dammit man, don't do things like what you just did ("lol dany doesn't head back to westeros by book five"). We don't need another purge.

What purge?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Personperson14 posted:

Everything except the indefinite writing break seems like April fools.
The April fools was that he even started writing.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh poo poo, almost forgot.

Olenna: Do you like lemoncakes?

Sansa: I love lemoncakes.

Olenna: We know you do.

Best episode.

Do they actually say that? If so I'll have to start watching again.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Can they really blame you for just wanting to watch the glory of A Game of Thrones without spoilers :colbert:

fake edit: gently caress the baby thread.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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I just watched season two of A Song of Thrones or whatever. Did Brienne really kill some random people on the side of the road? I was pretty sure that she didn't kill anyone until she got to that cave in book four.
Edit: That is the best song. I wish he ended it by saying Robb Stark died.

RC Cola fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Apr 10, 2013

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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syscall girl posted:

When asked if he'd seen the Red Wedding:

GRRM: I have not seen it. I've been very busy writing the new books and doing other projects this year, so I did not have a chance to visit the set.

Translation: I have multiple restraining orders.

Translation: I'm too fat to get out of my house.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Sweet sister, let me touch your tummy

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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George R.R. Martin described Leviathan Wakes as a "kickass space opera"

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Imagine if they showed you their Myrish Swamps

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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awshucks101 posted:

I'm not drinking again until the next book comes out, which will mean no more brews until 2030. In my defense I don't think I got probated, but that was probably because Rarity is awesome and was feeling sorry for someone who just recently finished the books, as opposed to you grizzled veterans.

That's cute. You think it'll be finished by 2030.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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I couldn't poo poo for three days so I took some Gurm advice and drank some brown water until I became one with Dany. Truly he is a wise author

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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run DNC posted:

Sorry but I have to tell you that the Blackhawks do not have the best uniform. Orange and blue is objectively the best sports colours its Edmonton. Edmonton.

So the Chicago Bears? And the Hawks do have the best uniform :colbert:

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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:psyduck: what?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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BananaNutkins posted:

He was really nice in person and not at all pervy. I rode the elevator with him. He was wearing his sailor hat and suspenders get up. It was a reallly small con, so he and Patrick Rothfuss were just chilling in the lobby and anyone could walk up and talk to them.

Also I would say that he looked in good health, so that's a plus, right? I think he might have lost some weight recently (not cancer).

Did you promote A Game of Bones?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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BlazinLow305 posted:

For the person asking about Rarity's spoiler avatar.

Who did that?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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BlazinLow305 posted:

No one fessed up to it. Some people were out for blood.

Ahhahahahaha, how many people were spoiled on it?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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The saddest day

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Is there a mobile IRC by any chance?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Anyone have some of the best baby thread reactions to spoiler avatars?

Edit: and what some of the other spoilers are/were

RC Cola fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Jun 3, 2013

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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I can't watch it right now, is it as glorious as it should be?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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I watched this with my mom who is also a dirty book reader. We sat there giggling like maniacs from the moment the wedding started until the Cat died. It was our best bonding moment yet

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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We all know Gurm wanted to fix his gently caress up. He wrote the Red Wedding too mild. The show was his fix on it.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Oberst posted:

It's all worth reading just to get to God-Emperor of Dune and all its philosophical musings, but don't read after that
How much of Dune should I read?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Oberst posted:

So you think we're more balanced human beings than the illiterates? You don't say...

Silence you filthy book reader!

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Can we make a new thread now? We've grown twice as bitter since the new one started.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

WHOA WHOA, don't use such language here! At least throw a trigger warning first, my god.
I vote to ban the word show in this thread

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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So how is Gurm pronounced? Jerm?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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You forgot Myrish swamps :colbert:

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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p.crestmont posted:

Unfortunately this is like impossible.

It is known.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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That's great.


I just had two people at my workplace talking about this great show with people who were all classes. Lords and ladies. All of them. And this great character named imp. Also dragon girl whatshername khaleesi. Wolf hoy died though :(
Can't these people at least learn the names?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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Someone I know named their dog khaleesi. God. drat. It.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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I watched it yesterday and it worked fine. Today its blocked. Pls remake while playing your own music

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RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

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There is a bad porno called game of bones. Buy it. It's as awful as you'd think

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