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Contra Calculus posted:Here is the gassed Bad Thread V which I created yesterday that lasted two pages and should serve as an example of what not to do on the first page.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2011 16:21 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 03:12 |
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Abnegatus posted:I'm sticking by my word, I'm not picking this up till a paperback is released. I need something to throw away in disgust without feeling guilty.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2011 05:39 |
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Thulsa Doom posted:"The maesters are all male," he thinks to himself, "but I want Sam to rape a Hermione knockoff. I want him to bowl her over with his bulk and toss his belly on her back so he can reach her with his fat pink mast and his body slurps over hers stinking of body cheese while she cries and feebly fights to escape."
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2012 03:08 |
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ExpletiveDeleted posted:But if Sandor's on Pet Island, what do we do with Grey Robb?
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2012 03:44 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The only Son of Craster we need concern ourselves with is Jon Snow. It's pretty obviously laid out in the books that Craster kidnapped Lyanna to the Tower of Joy, and knocked her up. Talas fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Nov 18, 2012 |
# ¿ Nov 18, 2012 19:32 |
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I wonder the rating of ADWD when they reach that season. Where is the penis rating?
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2013 03:06 |
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Someone is stealing the ideas: http://io9.com/5988768/what-would-a-game-of-thrones-porn-parody-even-look-like
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2013 06:58 |
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The Gurm is flirting instead of writing...
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 02:50 |
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I already spoiled a couple people, they shouldn't walk near me when I telling spoilers, goddammit! Now I wish I did it intentionally!
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2013 03:32 |
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Contra Calculus posted:I went on a date with a girl the other day and she brings up the show and asks me if I watched it. And it just hit me that this poo poo is now considered first-date conversation material. This poo poo couldn't happen with Star Trek back in the day....... Could it?
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2013 02:54 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Just remember, if she says she thought Renly and Loras was hot, you gotta break out the "well, I'm not exactly straight myself" routine for added moisture. Bonus points if you're not even lying.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2013 04:02 |
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Shoehead posted:ELO are fuckin' awesome.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2013 16:20 |
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He's looking straight to my soul... no, I don't have any favorite character! I swear!
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2013 17:33 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:We're #161,472 on the Amazon bestsellers list!
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# ¿ May 4, 2013 05:02 |
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Shoehead posted:Don't look at me, he said it. I don't know why he wouldn't just lie and say he based it on the Great Wall.
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# ¿ May 5, 2013 16:44 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The show just killed Ros. RIP Ros
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# ¿ May 6, 2013 04:31 |
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Holy Calamity! posted:Thoros and Mel met up and had a friendly chat and here you guys are talking about Ros.
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# ¿ May 6, 2013 06:23 |
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BananaNutkins posted:It went on and on until finally it ended. I thought it was some terrible prologue to the Winds of Winter, but no, Gurm went on to explain that its part of the upcoming "Gurmarillion" (his actual words, punctuated by that hysterical wheezy laugh). Apparently he's doing a coffee table book, and was supposed to write the history of Westeros or something, and turned in a 90,000 word draft.
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# ¿ May 27, 2013 05:19 |
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Good thing there was no such thing as twitter or facebook when I read SoS the first time I raged alone for a while and people thought I was crazy when I tried to explain.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2013 01:45 |
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elmer fud posted:How much of Dune should I read?
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2013 03:53 |
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Oberst posted:It's much harder to WILDCARDS someone with "bran becomes a tree" or "dany shits"
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2013 05:19 |
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Chinston Wurchill posted:Oh, and she immediately told my brother, who had been away on work and missed the episode, and actually cares about the show, what happened. I guess that's how normal people watch TV.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2013 17:47 |
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Hail Satan, I guess. Let the Grum at least finish TWOW so we've only one book left when he finally goes to hell and HBO finish the series with a bullshit ending.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2013 04:31 |
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Joramun posted:She never thinks of herself as Dany in the books, nor do any of the other characters ever refer to her as such (only Daenerys, Khaleesi, Your Radiance, Your Grace, etc.). Only the narrator refers to her as Dany.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2013 15:30 |
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Dead Man Posting posted:I, too, once knew a man with terrible flatulence.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2013 04:19 |
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Alhazred posted:And like everyone else from Dorne he accomplished nothing.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2013 04:58 |
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p.crestmont posted:Khaleesi hand is already full
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2013 02:33 |
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Civilized Fishbot posted:Ryan Gosling as Quentyn Martell.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2013 04:57 |
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Davos is great because he knows a lot of the world he lives in and how much it sucks.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2013 03:30 |
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Hunky Joe posted:Well Joffrey had a younger brother that owns him all the time! Tommen!
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 05:27 |
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Mr. Unlucky posted:heh feh snort adjusts glasses
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2013 04:10 |
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redreader posted:Jaime gets hanged by Brienne.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2013 04:43 |
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jsoh posted:I don't think any of the things that happened were cheap contrivances, though. Like I guess Victarion shows up and can be whatever gurm wants because hes a clean slate but the things Jon and Dany and Tyrion do are pretty consistent with their characters, I think.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2013 01:41 |
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Wachepti posted:hahaha omg those suspenders
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2014 23:58 |
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 03:09 |
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thark posted:There's also the fact that he's stated that he stopped reading the series after the first book due to it being too dark for his tastes.
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# ¿ May 4, 2014 16:57 |
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AtAt-de-fay posted:Lord, I hope this ends up with dueling lawyers. HBO suing Martin for breach of contract and Martin suing HBO because he's a dick.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 00:42 |
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nooneofconsequence posted:Is there a release date for the new book yet.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 19:15 |
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ruddiger posted:October the world book comes at at least, right? Wanna read that book.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 02:05 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 03:12 |
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p.crestmont posted:GEORGE
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 01:11 |