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The Worst Unicorn
Nov 3, 2009

~*Brony This Way*~


That drat Satyr posted:

Sorry if it's something obvious, but for the uneducated why does it matter if they were duck eggs instead of chicken eggs? I was under the impression that those at least were roughly the same size? I'm assuming though that since quail are smaller birds that their eggs are smaller by default so those are totally cheating?

It's three quail eggs to one chicken egg. It's probably as dishonest as an egg can get.

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Smokey
Feb 8, 2008


SA's resident doo doo smellin ass nigga

twitter: @PooNigga
aim: isniffatpoop


what a strange event

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007
by the power of 113

spidoman posted:

Aww after the pictures and the full recaps, I can't stay mad at Smash Mouth. He tried his best with Guy Fairy's terrible fetus eggs. And Rick was a thoughtful and good idea.

You're okay in my book smesh meth.


Really?

SmarmMaggot posted:

There weren't any "cameras" to be on. The stream was to be done via a laptop webcam and due to the internet connection at the restaurant and the rain, the connection was not working. Stageit will be issuing a new and true statement this evening, so look for that. In the meantime @fart has plenty of teaser footage posted. We in no way take raising over 15K for St. Jude's lightly, so if we can't please anyone with that, our hands are tied. @fart the creator of the challenge seemed pretty pleased with the results. Thank you to any fans that truly support what this challenge represented.

Really. Ugh.

spidoman
Feb 18, 2007


Hey let's get a bunch of goons together, I'm sure that event will go well.

Pale Sickly Trevor
Sep 28, 2001


http://www.eastbayexpress.com/92510...ct-eat-the-eggs

well here's me being misquoted all over the place but at least it's funny and talks about the aborted bird fetus

Lauren
Apr 13, 2002
The fucking whipshit of all fucking shitter-bongers

Pale Sickly Trevor posted:

http://www.eastbayexpress.com/92510...ct-eat-the-eggs

well here's me being misquoted all over the place but at least it's funny and talks about the aborted bird fetus

"Fieri used duck and quail eggs** — one of which ended up having a live baby duck in it, which Fieri poured into the omelet bowl and then proceeded to scoop out at Harwell's (totally understandable) request."

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

We're giving you a hint.




Edit: The dignity bit has already been edited out. God bless you, denizens of Wikipedia.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Pale Sickly Trevor
Sep 28, 2001


Lauren posted:

"Fieri used duck and quail eggs** — one of which ended up having a live baby duck in it, which Fieri poured into the omelet bowl and then proceeded to scoop out at Harwell's (totally understandable) request."

lol i don't think it was "live" at that point

CrushedB
Jun 1, 2008



Just can't believe it.

How could a man who once sang the immortal words,

pre:
Only shooting stars break the mold.
go on to break no molds, but only the tumor-swelled hearts of young children? You fill a mold, and tonight no stomaches were filled with the eggs.

a starwar betamax
Sep 17, 2011


sockpuppetclock
Sep 12, 2010



Oh my loving god I just noticed that if you combined Smash Mouth and Fieri's facial hair they form a complete beard the symbolism THE SYMBOLISM

a starwar betamax
Sep 17, 2011


Why are they wearing sunglasses when it is so cloudy out?

Pale Sickly Trevor
Sep 28, 2001


a starwar betamax posted:

Why are they wearing sunglasses when it is so cloudy out?

before he ate the eggs, another goon turned to me and said, "he's wearing sunglasses to hide the shame and fear in his eyes"

Sire Oblivion
Apr 22, 2008

Down the Rabbit Hole.


a starwar betamax posted:



Loved that dude in Hot Tub Time Machine.

drunken officeparty
Aug 23, 2006


a starwar betamax posted:

Why are they wearing sunglasses when it is so cloudy out?

To hide their shame.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007
by the power of 113

I think that seeing as he was unable to complete the challenge he should donate 15k. That would be a fantastic gesture and then I could stop being angry because it is making me feel pretty dumb.

SkyeTheBard
Jun 5, 2011

Furry Little Thief...

I've never cried since my father died, but tonight the tears doth flow.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


drunken officeparty posted:

I'm literally going to fire bomb a pediatric cancer ward. The police will arrest smash mouth because it was his fault. The judge will listen to reason.

Truly, thou art King of Kings.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Go Robo


What was Clark Duke doing there?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


Our mistake was expecting goons to be assertive enough to enforce any sort of martial law. Next time we should outsource to the Russians or something.

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

Maker Of Shoes posted:



Edit: The dignity bit has already been edited out. God bless you, denizens of Wikipedia.




I did a bit of that. The first part of the last sentence.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009



Can we ask the Occupy Wall Street people if they would be willing to give us their permits in order to hold an Occupy Smash Mouth rally?

Skeletron
Nov 21, 2005

By heaven, man, we are turned round and round in this world, like yonder windlass, and Fate is the handspike.

That DICK! posted:

Our mistake was expecting goons to be assertive enough to enforce any sort of martial law. Next time we should outsource to the Russians or something.
There was absolutely zero respect for the gravity of the situation shown in any step of the eating of these eggs. Just complete disregard for all the egg eating rules. It makes me sick.

Zoom Shroom
Nov 19, 2007

Do not let small dogs drink coffee.


I have never seen anyone fail at anything so dismally as Steve Harwell eating 24 eggs.

F^2
Mar 16, 2001
ASK ME ABOUT HOW TO GET BANNED AFTER TEN YEARS OF ATTENTION WHORING ON THESE FORUMS; ALSO A TREMENDOUS WORTHLESS FAGGOT REGARDLESS DUE TO OVERWHELMING LEVELS IN THE CUNT SECTOR

logical phalluses posted:

Can we ask the Occupy Wall Street people if they would be willing to give us their permits in order to hold an Occupy Smash Mouth rally?

I'm tempted to go out to OccupyBoston (my local occupy) and eat 24 eggs in front of the cops.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo


Maybe Rick was cool then. He came along to chill out and maybe get some free smash swag like a CD or two.

Maybe we should be pointing the blame elsewhere. From all accounts smashman did his best but those eggs were cooked wrong.

Guy Fieri you're a terrible cook. You can't even cook eggs properly for fucks sake. But maybe he can. Maybe he cooked them wrong on purpose because he's so insecure about his own life that he enjoys seeing others fail. That's a pretty low act Guy Fieri.

wa27
Jan 14, 2007
We must repeat.


spidoman posted:

Aww after the pictures and the full recaps, I can't stay mad at Smash Mouth. He tried his best with Guy Fairy's terrible fetus eggs. And Rick was a thoughtful and good idea.

You're okay in my book smesh meth.
I agree. It sounds like he made an honest attempt at it and the event ended up being really weird, which is all we can ask for.

Then again, a bunch of skinny goons managed to eat 24 eggs by themselves, so maybe I'm giving Mr. Mouth too much credit.

Oh, and here's the chatlog from the justin.tv chat, for those weirdos who like 8,000 line text files. We managed 800+ viewers on there at peak, plus however many were on the official stream (I didn't see a viewer count there). The online turnout was great, too bad there was nothing to watch.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/26647065/ir...0egg%20chat.txt

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

It's like he stole Christmas. drat you to hell Smash Man! You too Gorn Fury.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

Mew Mew Mew Mew
Mew Mew Mew


F^2 posted:

I'm tempted to go out to OccupyBoston (my local occupy) and eat 24 eggs in front of the cops.

Maybe they'll lend you some pepper spray to spice up them eggs.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005



Horns posted:

Barenaked Ladies would eat the eggs

They do a lot for charity and they love doing stupid poo poo so it's a perfect match (also they are not douches)

F^2
Mar 16, 2001
ASK ME ABOUT HOW TO GET BANNED AFTER TEN YEARS OF ATTENTION WHORING ON THESE FORUMS; ALSO A TREMENDOUS WORTHLESS FAGGOT REGARDLESS DUE TO OVERWHELMING LEVELS IN THE CUNT SECTOR

Good Citizen posted:

Maybe they'll lend you some pepper spray to spice up them eggs.

I'll still eat more eggs than smash mouth did, mace or no mace.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003



Good Citizen posted:

Maybe they'll lend you some pepper spray to spice up them eggs.

Mmmmm... incapacitating.

Skellyscribe
Jan 14, 2008
See how yond justice rails upon yond simple thief. Hark in thine ear: change places and, handy-dandy, which is the justice, which is the thief?

Crusty Nutsack posted:

They do a lot for charity and they love doing stupid poo poo so it's a perfect match (also they are not douches)

Let's get barenaked ladies to eat a shitload of chinese chicken.

Dalkalopagus
May 16, 2010

Slowpoke is a smooth criminal.


Skellyscribe posted:

Let's get barenaked ladies to eat a shitload of chinese chicken.

The only proper thing to get BNL to eat is Kraft Dinner. Also their fat guy named Steve left so we would be a little late.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007
by the power of 113

If we had insisted Gay Fairy be involved then maybe there would be an excuse there. But we didn't.

I don't know about the rest of you but I intend to be furious about this until the day I die, at which time the rage will pass on to my firstborn.

e:fat fingers, curly braces

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005



Dalkalopagus posted:

The only proper thing to get BNL to eat is Kraft Dinner. Also their fat guy named Steve left so we would be a little late.

None of them are really fat anymore except Ty the drummer anyway. But yes they could pack in the kraft dinner still

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

I believe in your victory.


Barenaked Ladies eat the Kraft Mac n' Cheese (prepared by gay ferarri)! He'll totally do it if we donate to charity again.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

CJacobs posted:

Barenaked Ladies eat the Kraft Mac n' Cheese! He'll totally do it if we donate to charity again.

What's the point. Ganja Ferrari would just show up and ruin it all again.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005



CJacobs posted:

Barenaked Ladies eat the Kraft Mac n' Cheese (prepared by gay ferarri)! He'll totally do it if we donate to charity again.

gently caress guy BNL will do it themselves

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

I believe in your victory.


Barenaked Ladies Eat the Kraft Dinner and also prepare it! then I guess?

I really want this to happen, and also the Weird Al Eat the 24 Egg-sized Tofu Balls! thing too. We need to gather together as a goonly collective and force celebrities to eat egg-shaped food while still benefiting charity (but who cares about that part of it).

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