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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > SMASH MOUTH WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT 24 EGGS ON VIDEO, DOESN'T REALLY DO EITHER
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kimihia
Feb 1, 2002


 I heard Smash Mouth playing at the supermarket and nearly left out of shame and embarassment. EAT THE EGGS!

In It For The Tank posted:

Mash Smouth is being a right cock right now.

shame he's not being a HEN!!!!!!!!! Hens eat their eggs right?
Yes, hens can eat broken egg shells and then recycle the delicious nutrients back into the next egg they make.

Hydrogen_Otter posted:

Is eating 24 servings of egg beaters acceptable? The thought of someone eating 24 eggs makes my heart hurt from all the cholesterol
Egg cholesterol does not translate to blood cholesterol.

http://www.surrey.ac.uk/mediacentre...terol_issue.htm

E: speling

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kimihia
Feb 1, 2002


 http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=01052011

quote:

Achewood Our Predictions for 2011

April

The national mood will take another hit when Guy Fieri is irreversibly diagnosed not just with "Napalm Scalp," but also "Smashmouth Hands," a virulent and incurable mutation of "jazz hands" which causes "terminal suckitude".
There you go. The internet foretold this would happen.

Terminal suckitude.

Thanks a lot, Smash Mouth!

# ¿ Aug 10, 2011 00:57
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