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quote:they’re throwing some smiling new feces at the problem.
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 13:44 |
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wrap it up ipadailures. the playbook now has the backing of the federal government: RIM's PlayBook tablet approved for U.S. government use quote:(Reuters) - Research In Motion's PlayBook tablet has received the green light for use in U.S. federal government agencies, the BlackBerry maker said on Thursday. granting this certification was a no brainer because the playbook is so broken taht it can neither send nor receive sensitive data. or any data really.
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holy poo pooquote:People in North America facing the chop will be notified this week, while employees in the rest of the world will have to wait while their local offices check out laws on notification and severance pay. Amateur hour is over.
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Chajusong posted:holy poo poo Smh
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 16:04 |
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Chajusong posted:holy poo poo literally laughed out loud
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 16:27 |
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RIM was hiring people in other counties without bothering to look into laws on notification and severance pay.
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 16:36 |
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reminder that every one of these lost jobs is due to obama's socialism
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 16:38 |
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duTrieux posted:RIM was hiring people in other counties without bothering to look into laws on notification and severance pay. RIM was hiring Mexicans out of the parking lot of Home Depot.
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 16:43 |
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yeah. you should have waited 
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 16:57 |
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the only hope those people have is that the company tries to look up the laws on a playbook
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:01 |
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Chajusong posted:holy poo poo those hired by rim without knowing local labor law should sue the pants off them
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:02 |
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graph posted:those hired by rim without knowing local labor law should sue the pants off them to be fair America won't have labor laws for much longer
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:08 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:to be fair America won't have labor laws for much longer can you read
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no one concerened about labor laws can read
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:13 |
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I'd love to be in a RIM office in Europe right now. "Ya, ten percent of you are getting laid off, but we're taking some time to read the labour code and we'll get back to you in a few weeks with who's getting the axe. Enjoy your work week!"
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:14 |
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graph posted:yeah. you should have waited for a better job offer
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:25 |
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rim needs more sassy finger waggle vids w/ black eyed peas
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:32 |
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Shaggar posted:no one concerened about labor laws can read i guess the joke is... only illiterates care about labor laws? good one? you sure showed them?
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:42 |
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Fren posted:i guess the joke is... only illiterates care about labor laws? good one? you sure showed them?
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:43 |
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Fren posted:i guess the joke is... only illiterates care about labor laws? good one? you sure showed them? its not a joke
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 17:53 |
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Among the handful of executive shuffles at RIM announced Monday, Don Morrison, one of the company's three chief operating officers, is retiring; his job will be divided between the other two remaining COOs. Thorsten Heins will become COO of product and sales and Jim Rowan will be chief operating officer of operations.
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 19:52 |
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so which of their ceos is the chief executive officer of executions???
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 19:54 |
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they're putting hot spares in every executive position
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 19:55 |
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reverse executive mitosis
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theflyingexecutive posted:reverse executive mitosis
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 20:08 |
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minute posted:Thorsten Heins will become COO of product and sales and Jim Rowan will be chief operating officer of operations. 
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 21:36 |
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Thorsten Howell III will become COO of Fraternizing and Relaxation
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theflyingexecutive posted:reverse executive mitosis 
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chief operating officer of operations officers
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 21:43 |
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minute posted:Among the handful of executive shuffles at RIM announced Monday, Don Morrison, one of the company's three chief operating officers, is retiring; his job will be divided between the other two remaining COOs. Thorsten Heins will become COO of product and sales and Jim Rowan will be chief operating officer of operations. how the gently caress can someone be the chief operating officer of operating well, wait,
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 21:52 |
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what is this posted:here's some professional grade playbook users her face
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| # ? Jul 25, 2011 22:57 |
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Blutnerd posted:RIM streamlining laugh productions by cutting 2000 unfunny assholes it's a joke. steve jobs made the same joke in the 90s about apple
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| # ? Jul 26, 2011 00:47 |
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A Ship Forever Sinking
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theflyingexecutive posted:reverse executive mitosis http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090728081538AAGg9bj posted:Yeah it doesn't happen like that. In mitosis the cell is replicating its own genetic material to make another whole cell. To go in reverse that would be like each of the two cells destroying half of themselves somehow in order to just have one cell, that's not possible
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MEAT TREAT posted:. that sounds like rim's design process so far, i guess they applied it to their C*Os
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| # ? Jul 26, 2011 03:07 |
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Update from retail frontlines: RIM has attempted to shore up their +/- unit flow and bottom line by simply refusing to take broken Playbooks back. Pretty much every store that sells a Playbook has a broken display model because of the charger/battery flaws. This move is essentially unprecedented in the electronics industry and indicates that the company may be out of cash. I could tell HP I stomped on a laptop for fun and they would still take a return. Piss off consumers with worthless device + piss off retailers by making them eat your $450 broken piece of poo poo = hope you like being bought out by yahoo for 1% of your former worth
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RIMjob
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| # ? Jul 26, 2011 03:27 |
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Well, on the bright side this will mean less grads going to work for that poo poo company. RIM have been sucking up ridiculous amounts of talent for years.
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As someone looking for an engineering job, this does not bode well. Hopefully alberta will function as some kind of great wall/decoy and the extra engineers will go try and make bazillions in fort mac rather than crowding up the job market in ~~***the best place on earth***~~
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DuckConference posted:As someone looking for an engineering job, this does not bode well. Hopefully alberta will function as some kind of great wall/decoy and the extra engineers will go try and make bazillions in fort mac rather than crowding up the job market in ~~***the best place on earth***~~ FYI Saskatchewan is having a doctor shortage so you should just go to med school.
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