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Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


If you do that, let us know about how long Ulillillia actually spent just missing chests.

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zenintrude
Apr 7, 2008

I'm gonna throw a Ritzy party!


Aristobulus posted:

If you do that, let us know about how long Ulillillia actually spent just missing chests.

Use your other monitor to chart this in a spreadsheet.

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?



In case anyone else was wondering:



edit: Man, these chatters are very protective of him. They were calling for someone to change their chat nickname because it was "ulillillillillollololo" or something.

Bart Fargo fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2012 around 15:47

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005



Ryaomon posted:



Yikes, I hope that's just poor lighting but his diet isn't exactly doing him any favors.

He lives like a filthy hobbit and yet worries about dirt getting IN his keyboard? Oh Ulillillia .

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!


Neither a dank, nasty hole, nor a dry, sandy one, but a Uli hole, and that means dryer sheets.

e: He went to a new level! He's actually fighting enemies now!

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2012 around 17:15

KrautHedge
Dec 5, 2008


Doc Hawkins posted:

Neither a dank, nasty hole, nor a dry, sandy one, but a Uli hole, and that means dryer sheets.

e: He went to a new level! He's actually fighting enemies now!

Hes only clearing the area so he can miss those chests some more.


Bart Fargo posted:

In case anyone else was wondering:



I was surprised how quick he answered me. Now he's talking about how eating rear end will give you a disease because of the "stink sticks".

RickoniX
Dec 4, 2005

A human or elf?

NO NOT A BADGER YOU GOON


Aristobulus posted:

Well, he is actually reading the chat and talking in it.

But yeah, it's not the same as him actually doing a voiceover. I think he said he doesn't know how to get it to work with a stream.

I think he actually just has a lovely sound card

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!


This is tense: will Tera Wind reach level 99 before the mage runs out of SP?!

e: no

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at Jan 4, 2012 around 19:31

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?



Just checked in, and we're on to Tera Fire now. I don't know what that means, but that's what we're doing.

axleblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Man, this is a boooring found footage movie.


I went out to see a movie and when I got back I was pleasantly surprised that he's still missing that same damned chest over and over again.

Tewratomeh
Feb 17, 2007



Hey, I had the stream open in another tab and when I clicked back he actually hit the chest!

...for 0 damage.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008



Janin posted:

I like how he describes relative positions using cardinal directions.

He's a native speaker of Guugu Yimithirr, naturally.

Nippashish
Nov 1, 2005

Let me see you dance!

WalletBeef posted:

He lives like a filthy hobbit and yet worries about dirt getting IN his keyboard? Oh Ulillillia .

Do you see how much dirt is on those dryer sheets? I'd be worried about getting that in my keyboard too.

Tewratomeh posted:

Hey, I had the stream open in another tab and when I clicked back he actually hit the chest!

...for 0 damage.

He says he hits about once every 79 tries

Fnoigy
Apr 9, 2007

I'm fine. Why do you ask?


So what, exactly, is he doing? I've never played any Final Fantasy so it looks like he's somehow doing battle with an inanimate object and missing for no reason and I don't know why he's doing this.

Also, somebody said "person" in the chat, I'm not sure if Uli didn't notice or he just kinda pretends the word isn't there when he encounters it.

Xythar
Dec 22, 2004

echoes of a contemporary nation

axleblaze posted:

I went out to see a movie and when I got back I was pleasantly surprised that he's still missing that same damned chest over and over again.

Yeah, I went to bed about 6 hours ago and when I got up he was still going.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing, you say? But I'm not even moving!


While lesser men sleep, greater men grind skill rank. - Sun Tzu

Tempo 119
Apr 17, 2006

I can't hear it


Fnoigy posted:

So what, exactly, is he doing? I've never played any Final Fantasy so it looks like he's somehow doing battle with an inanimate object and missing for no reason and I don't know why he's doing this.

Also, somebody said "person" in the chat, I'm not sure if Uli didn't notice or he just kinda pretends the word isn't there when he encounters it.

You get experience in a skill by using it a lot - he's grinding on something that's a valid target but can't ever take damage or die, so he never has to go off looking for enemies.

What Fun
Jul 21, 2007

~P*R*I*D*E~

Bart Fargo posted:

In case anyone else was wondering:



edit: Man, these chatters are very protective of him. They were calling for someone to change their chat nickname because it was "ulillillillillollololo" or something.

I got bitched at for saying Bethesda was a good developer, and instantly dismissed when I suggested that uli would like the free roaming and gliding of Batman Arkham City. They weren't mean about it, just...weird.

Tewratomeh
Feb 17, 2007



The man is a precious and unique snowflake, let's treat him like a baby instead of a regular human being.

It's pretty insulting that they assume Ulillillia actually needs people to defend him.

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


What Fun posted:

I got bitched at for saying Bethesda was a good developer, and instantly dismissed when I suggested that uli would like the free roaming and gliding of Batman Arkham City. They weren't mean about it, just...weird.

Uli might like that about Batman - but he wouldn't like the violence in the game. Sure, Disgaea is violent, but it's more cartoony violence. He's extremely particular when it comes to what he likes. He wouldn't be able to get past the violence to all the gliding and mobility the game gives you, very likely.

axleblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Man, this is a boooring found footage movie.


...and he's finally done for the evening. I don't know how he does it.

What Fun
Jul 21, 2007

~P*R*I*D*E~

Aristobulus posted:

Uli might like that about Batman - but he wouldn't like the violence in the game. Sure, Disgaea is violent, but it's more cartoony violence. He's extremely particular when it comes to what he likes. He wouldn't be able to get past the violence to all the gliding and mobility the game gives you, very likely.

In my heart I know that, but in my fantasy someone gives him an unlocked save past the tutorial section, with the enhanced grapple unlocked - and he soars above Gotham city for hours, oblivious to the plight of the p--ple below

Dr. Glasscock
Apr 15, 2004

HOO-DAH!!! Fatal Wiimote blow to the face, 20 points!

He would find the highest point you could possibly get to with the grappling hook for sure.

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


What Fun posted:

In my heart I know that, but in my fantasy someone gives him an unlocked save past the tutorial section, with the enhanced grapple unlocked - and he soars above Gotham city for hours, oblivious to the plight of the p--ple below

Yeah, there are lots of games I wish he would try, and think he would enjoy for one reason for another, but he never will try them.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008



Less Fat Luke posted:

Jesus, the nested brackets - it's like I'm reading Lisp. He's probably applying programming grammar to English grammar.

Nested brackets are part of English grammar, they're just uncommonly used. Perfectly valid usage though and Uli in that quote has used them correctly.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


What's he think of Katamari Damacy?

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

Surely he'll like the music!?

Tewratomeh
Feb 17, 2007



I have a feeling Ulillillia would enjoy a game like this: http://store.steampowered.com/app/15560/

It's all based around getting a high score, a lot of numbers and variables, and the core gameplay mechanic is free-falling. Plus there's no violence or anything like that.

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


You could send him a message on youtube, tell him about it, see what he thinks. If you do, let us know what he says.

Edit - I doubt he has steam though, and something tells me his pc isn't that powerful. Which is another point against games like Arkham City.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

The bear necessities


Aristobulus posted:

You could send him a message on youtube, tell him about it, see what he thinks. If you do, let us know what he says.

Edit - I doubt he has steam though, and something tells me his pc isn't that powerful. Which is another point against games like Arkham City.

Didn't he purchase a new PC with the profits he made on his book?

Xythar
Dec 22, 2004

echoes of a contemporary nation

That would explain how he can stream and stuff when previously he wouldn't even install Flash because it allegedly slowed his computer down (so he couldn't even watch his own youtube videos)

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


Tewratomeh posted:

I have a feeling Ulillillia would enjoy a game like this: http://store.steampowered.com/app/15560/

It's all based around getting a high score, a lot of numbers and variables, and the core gameplay mechanic is free-falling. Plus there's no violence or anything like that.

Look, just because the man liked Bubsy 3D doesn't mean you should subject him to Dejobaan.

Gaph
May 15, 2007



He might like Overgrowth. You can manipulate objects really easily with the editor and then just drop yourself right in, combat optional. Just jumping and flying around at high speeds with the wind in your hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AENyycnbOJI

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

THAT'S WHAT THE SONG WAS REALLY ABOUT


What Fun posted:

I got bitched at for saying Bethesda was a good developer, and instantly dismissed when I suggested that uli would like the free roaming and gliding of Batman Arkham City. They weren't mean about it, just...weird.

Honestly when did people go from making fun of him to this? Last time I heard about him it was about how horrible he was.

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

Honestly when did people go from making fun of him to this? Last time I heard about him it was about how horrible he was.

Uli has never really been considered "horrible". You're probably confusing him with Chris-chan...who does deserve mockery.

There's actually a decent encyclopedia dramatica article on both of them, and Uli's entry compares him to Chris chan.

Haquer
Nov 15, 2009

That windswept look...

Aristobulus posted:

Uli has never really been considered "horrible". You're probably confusing him with Chris-chan...who does deserve mockery.

There's actually a decent encyclopedia dramatica article on both of them, and Uli's entry compares him to Chris chan.

And the fact that Uli never leaves his house while CWC just recently was charged with felony assault.

Hakkesshu
Nov 3, 2009

2D and 90s video game music



Gaph posted:

He might like Overgrowth. You can manipulate objects really easily with the editor and then just drop yourself right in, combat optional. Just jumping and flying around at high speeds with the wind in your hair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AENyycnbOJI

That looks awesome. I wish some developer would make a really large scale 3D platformer that focused primarily on freedom of movement and speed rather than combat. That's what I had hoped games would become today back when I played Mario 64

Totally down with Ulillillia on this one.

Zyklon B Zombie
Feb 13, 2005

Circling Overland

Haquer posted:

...CWC just recently was charged with felony assault.

Woah, what's the story behind this?

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

Big Games Poster


He and his mother tried to run over a guy from the comic book store or something, I forget.

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Vincent
Nov 25, 2005

Wisdom of Solomon.
Strength of Hercules.
Soul of Townshend.

Does ullillia work? How does he support himself? I don't think that 15 years worth of pizza can be cheap

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