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Max22 posted:He may be thin, but he probably has scurvy or something. Look at that bald spot It's possible that he just has male-pattern baldness. That or his motivation for growing hair in that sector of his head is too low. But I'm guessing his thin because his caloric intake is probably not that high, since that's a pretty big factor too.
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Cemetry Gator posted:It's possible that he just has male-pattern baldness. Surely caloric intake, when it comes down it, is the ONLY factor
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| # ? Aug 6, 2012 13:04 |
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Cellophane S posted:Surely caloric intake, when it comes down it, is the ONLY factor Derail, but yes. Sure, you could run for an hour a day, or you could just eat one less degreased pizza/tub of Ben & Jerry's per day. One of those is less effort and less boring than the other. Exercise also has the added downside of making you hungrier, and thus more likely to just eat more. I'm not saying it's healthy to just do a low calorie diet without exercising, but if you are looking strictly at fat/weight loss without bringing cardiovascular/systemic health into the picture, then eating less is the way to go times a million. He could also be a depression eater, maybe when his motivation levels are low he eats more.
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| # ? Aug 6, 2012 13:16 |
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Guys we've been over this. He degreases his pizzas to keep healthy. Come on.
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| # ? Aug 6, 2012 13:31 |
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Why do they even put that grease in there in the first place?
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| # ? Aug 6, 2012 17:33 |
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greatn posted:Why do they even put that grease in there in the first place? It basically serves the same purpose as olive oil (cooking the pizza as it heats), except it's a hell of a lot cheaper and we're talking about really cheap, processed frozen pizza.
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| # ? Aug 6, 2012 17:38 |
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Big Grease has their hands in everything. Remove those dryer sheets from over your eyes and wake up to the truth.
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Panic! At The cisco posted:Big Grease has their hands in everything. Remove those dryer sheets from over your eyes and wake up to the truth. This world is so corrupt and deceitful. I can only trust games with speedometers and novels with hex color codes.
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Tewratomeh posted:It basically serves the same purpose as olive oil (cooking the pizza as it heats), except it's a hell of a lot cheaper and we're talking about really cheap, processed frozen pizza. Isn't it actually just fat seeping out of the cheese?
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 08:39 |
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.DAT Azz posted:Isn't it actually just fat seeping out of the cheese? That's what the greasy corrupted system wants you to believe. Degrease the pizza of your mind, and become free.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 09:38 |
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They talk about degreasing pizzas with tissues in the show "Community" as well. I think only our greatest minds have realised the truth.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 11:10 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:This world is so corrupt and deceitful. I can only trust games with speedometers and novels with hex color codes. This but unironically.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 11:31 |
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If anyone complaining about the wait for Platform Masters has not already bought and read Legend of the Ten Elemental Masters (not actually a prequel, despite the similarity of the name), then I literally laugh at you irl, not ironic.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 14:13 |
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pr0p posted:He seems organized in his own way. I'm biased because I can get pretty messy myself, but clutter does not necessarily mean messy. It's mostly that his clutter includes empty soda cans and boxes laying down right next to the "trash cans" (laundry baskets with garbage liners). Like, yeah if all of his stuff were cluttered but organized that would make sense (as most of his stuff appears to be), but leaving empty cans and empty boxes laying around on the floor when there's a trash can right there is definitely just plain messy.
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Panic! At The cisco posted:Big Grease has their hands in everything. Remove those dryer sheets from over your eyes and wake up to the truth. My motivation to think about Ulillillia is now +150. Doc Hawkins posted:If anyone complaining about the wait for Platform Masters has not already bought and read Legend of the Ten Elemental Masters (not actually a prequel, despite the similarity of the name), then I literally laugh at you irl, not ironic.
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| # ? Aug 8, 2012 06:11 |
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I seriously found it completely fascinating, and frequently hilarious.
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| # ? Aug 8, 2012 13:52 |
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I got the book and only made it halfway through. I mostly bought it to help uli buy more pizzas 
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Haquer posted:I got the book and only made it halfway through. I mostly bought it to help uli buy more pizzas His parents buy the pizzas... you bought him more fireworks. We all thank you for that.
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| # ? Aug 8, 2012 18:27 |
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How would you like to see some cacti between all those sand-dunes?
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| # ? Aug 9, 2012 03:16 |
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Eww his floor has a layer of sweat crud where he sits.
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| # ? Aug 9, 2012 04:05 |
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I legitimately am interested in this game. I remember in Morrowind that if you used some ridiculous homemade jump spell on yourself that you could jump right out of the center of Mournhold, where some big fountain was, and you would land in a seemingly endless ocean, hovering a couple of feet off the surface of the water in what looked like a Yogic pose. I used to entertain myself by just listening to music and hovering at warp speed along the water. This game seems like it would deliver a similar sense of "Screw goals, I can fly and look at poo poo and just chill".
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Oxidizer posted:I legitimately am interested in this game. I remember in Morrowind that if you used some ridiculous homemade jump spell on yourself that you could jump right out of the center of Mournhold, where some big fountain was, and you would land in a seemingly endless ocean, hovering a couple of feet off the surface of the water in what looked like a Yogic pose. I used to entertain myself by just listening to music and hovering at warp speed along the water. It would except that it seems like you always have that time limit, and I don't know if he's including a mode to turn the time limit off!
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| # ? Aug 9, 2012 07:57 |
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Aristobulus posted:It would except that it seems like you always have that time limit, and I don't know if he's including a mode to turn the time limit off! Maybe people could mod it out? But then evidently the way he codes things is crazy 
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| # ? Aug 9, 2012 21:03 |
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Oxidizer posted:Maybe people could mod it out? But then evidently the way he codes things is crazy From the bits of code I've skimmed, its a tangle of if-else if statements and the same functions rewritten over and over again. edit: from earlier in the topic http://www.ulillillia.us/files/WAVF...torV2Source.zip Duraznos fucked around with this message at Aug 9, 2012 around 22:23 |
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Oxidizer posted:I legitimately am interested in this game. I remember in Morrowind that if you used some ridiculous homemade jump spell on yourself that you could jump right out of the center of Mournhold, where some big fountain was, and you would land in a seemingly endless ocean, hovering a couple of feet off the surface of the water in what looked like a Yogic pose. I used to entertain myself by just listening to music and hovering at warp speed along the water. If this game was truly engineered not to be played in any conventional sense but to manipulate bugs and errors in the engine in order to achieve inhuman scores it would be a gameplay model the likes of which has never been seen and an accomplishment for game design in ways never imagined. Horrifying when you think of it!
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Another teaser from the forthcoming Uli doc was posted earlier this summer, but I haven't seen it discussed in the thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8CCjMOfc-M&feature=plcp. Cameraman: You don't drink water? Uli: No. No flavor. Tasteless. Llucgh!
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| # ? Aug 10, 2012 08:05 |
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Uli only drinks MinuteMaid Pink Lemonade. He is a connoisseur of fine beverages. Ulillillia will only accept the finest.
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| # ? Aug 10, 2012 08:11 |
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Zackcat posted:That's what the greasy corrupted system wants you to believe. Ohhhhhhh man hahahahha
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| # ? Aug 10, 2012 08:40 |
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Is it at least sugar free minute maid?
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| # ? Aug 10, 2012 10:29 |
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greatn posted:Is it at least sugar free minute maid? Hell no. Uli needs that sugar to fuel his parallax scrolling lifestyle.
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| # ? Aug 10, 2012 14:25 |
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Pizza and pink lemonade. Man I kinda hope someone tries to get him on new food stuff or his body is gonna implode on itself in a few years
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| # ? Aug 10, 2012 14:52 |
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Cue oscar winning independent dark drama: "We need to talk about Ulillillia"
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| # ? Aug 10, 2012 14:53 |
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greatn posted:Cue oscar winning independent dark drama: "We need to talk about Ulillillia" Does it end with a locked gym door and a lot of fireworks?
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| # ? Aug 10, 2012 21:16 |
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AKMoose posted:Another teaser from the forthcoming Uli doc was posted earlier this summer, but I haven't seen it discussed in the thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8CCjMOfc-M&feature=plcp. So after seeing him in motion and seeing his voice connected to his body I have to say he reminds me of Dave Mustaine. I'm... not sure what to make of that.
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How did I miss this?!bucketmouse posted:I found out today that Games' favorite cool OCD internet guy had published code. It's kind of terrifying and kind of 
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| # ? Aug 11, 2012 00:30 |
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Still a better coder than Notch 
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| # ? Aug 11, 2012 00:35 |
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I demand to know if Platform Masters will be on Ouya.
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| # ? Aug 11, 2012 00:46 |
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Oxidizer posted:So after seeing him in motion and seeing his voice connected to his body I have to say he reminds me of Dave Mustaine. I'm... not sure what to make of that. Like blue water's closing in Grease stains on my hands and Notice anything about my iambic pentameter? Well, That's because I'm sweating a lot for some reason. o/`
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| # ? Aug 11, 2012 00:51 |
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That's why the game is $30+ ... the soundtrack licensing fees!!! 
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Doc Hawkins posted:How did I miss this?!
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