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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

TOOT BOOT posted:

I tend to prefer comic book movies with a single well-developed villain. It's hard to fit 2-3 villains in a film and have them feel like anything more than human setpieces.

Agreed.

Also I like the IDEA of the wall crawling but the example in the trailer looks pretty atrocious.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Hanks Lust Cafe posted:

How?

I imagine this origin story is going to play out much the same as Raimi's Spider-Man. He gets powers, is a jerk, learns responsibility, defeats villain, gets girl and saves the day.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I imagine this origin story is going to play out much the same as Raimi's Spider-Man. He gets powers, is a jerk, learns responsibility, defeats villain, gets girl and saves the day.

Man dude you got a lot more out of that teaser than I did.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Hanks Lust Cafe posted:

Man dude you got a lot more out of that teaser than I did.

Unless they radically change his origin, which I doubt, that's just my educated guess :)

HATEPOSTING
May 27, 2011
spiderman 3 was the best one.

Yannick_B
Oct 11, 2007

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I imagine this origin story is going to play out much the same as Raimi's Spider-Man. He gets powers, is a jerk, learns responsibility, defeats villain, gets girl and saves the day.

So its going to be the same as the extremely vague summary you've given?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I imagine this origin story is going to play out much the same as Raimi's Spider-Man. He gets powers, is a jerk, learns responsibility, defeats villain, gets girl and saves the day.

So basically like the origin story in the book and the source material the movie is based off of, right?

SageSepth
May 10, 2004
Luck is probability given way to superstition

Colonel Whitey posted:

Yes, 3 was bad, it's well known that that's due to story issues brought about by studio meddling and I didn't really think I needed to explicitly spell out that I wasn't talking about that one. What about the first two?

X-men now feels dated but was good at the time. Same with Spidey 1. X-men 2 holds up pretty well but since has been outdone by other superhero movies. Same with Spidey 2. Why does Raimi get shat upon but Singer does not? Because Singer wasn't forced by the studio to make a bad 3rd entry?

Oh yeah, and SMG is right, you haven't even mentioned the bad parts of Spidey 3 yet.

The second line I wrote.

SageSepth posted:

The first 2 films are fine, organic web shooters aside, but that third one is a train wreck in the worst way.

As for the X-men movies, the first 2 are pretty good the last 2 are atrocious piles of crap. The only reason no one is talking about Singer in this thread is because it's not a general comic movie thread it's a specific Spiderman one, unless Singer had some input I don't know about on the franchise he's blameless for SM3.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

TOOT BOOT posted:

I feel sorry for whoever has to try to be Tony Stark after Robert Downey Jr.

I really don't think you can. Peter Parker is a character that can be played by different actors (possibly; we'll see how the new Parker works out) but Robert Downey Jr is irreplaceable as Tony Stark. I really can't ever see a better choice for it.

He's kind of like Hugh Jackman as Wolverine - they both nailed that characters so well that I don't ever see myself enjoying a different actor playing them.

Elmo Oxygen
Jun 11, 2007

Kazuo Misaki Superfan #3

Don't make me lift my knee, young man.
Hugh Jackman is a pretty crappy Wolverine and I'd love for someone else to take over that character. Less brood, more berserk.

If Garfield's performance in Red Riding is any indication, any scene where Peter Parker gets viciously beaten will be very convincingly portrayed.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Wolverine is a terrible character. The only reason the movie Wolverine works is because Hugh Jackman owns, his charisma shines through, and he takes what he's given beyond the meager givings of the script and actually adds personality and character. He MADE Wolverine. Not the other way around.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

This seems like it could be decent and I'll probably see it because comic movies are mindless and fun, but seriously, what is it with people making GBS threads themselves in joy over the web shooters being mechanical now (just judging by the top rated YouTube comment and some of the discussion here)? I'm with Stan Lee on this one, the organic webbing made perfect sense.

Like, I understand Parker is supposed to be smart and whatever but the idea that web shooters are some major sticking point is funny to me. I realize the majority of the people here aren't making a big deal out of it one way or the other though.


Given the limited information we have about the film, returning the web-shooters to their original form is a good talking point. Origin wise: Parker created the Spider-Man persona from the ground up and the web shooters were the finishing touches on his masterpiece. If you're showing a lengthy origin story like Raimi did, why change that one part? Raimi got the costume right so why stop with the finishing touch that shines light on how brilliant Parker is and is a crowning touch on his new persona?

Ultimately, it really was just Raimi's choice. Of course Lee backs it now. Wasn't Spider-Man 1 the first Marvel based film Stan Lee actually got a real pay day for?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

ZombieParts posted:

Given the limited information we have about the film, returning the web-shooters to their original form is a good talking point. Origin wise: Parker created the Spider-Man persona from the ground up and the web shooters were the finishing touches on his masterpiece. If you're showing a lengthy origin story like Raimi did, why change that one part? Raimi got the costume right so why stop with the finishing touch that shines light on how brilliant Parker is and is a crowning touch on his new persona?

Ultimately, it really was just Raimi's choice. Of course Lee backs it now. Wasn't Spider-Man 1 the first Marvel based film Stan Lee actually got a real pay day for?

Or more importantly, does it REALLY matter? I'm sorry, maybe I don't "get" it because I'm not a bigtime comic fan, it just seems like an odd detail to get frustrated about.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Yeah I'm going to white knight the gently caress out of this movie but the Raimi organic webshooters were cool and I don't think it's going to matter too much.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Or more importantly, does it REALLY matter? I'm sorry, maybe I don't "get" it because I'm not a bigtime comic fan, it just seems like an odd detail to get frustrated about.

It doesn't. By having it organic they didn't have to attempt to techno-babble the poo poo out of the web shooters. Just made that one aspect easier to deal with on film.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

It doesn't. By having it organic they didn't have to attempt to techno-babble the poo poo out of the web shooters. Just made that one aspect easier to deal with on film.

They didn't waste a lot of time explaining how Iron Man's armor worked and it didn't hurt the film (the answer is TRANSISTORS, by the way)

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
I think the complaint is, and I side with it, that the webshooters demonstrate a practical example of Peter's genius. He already has the powers of a spider but supplements it by creating the adhesive web fluid and creates something no one else did. It ties into his life and how Spider-man interfered with his potential. But then again I wouldn't mind him in various movies coming up with Spider-Armor or whatnot. Captain Universe Spider-man! Six Arm Spider-man!

In actually it may be a small deal for most if his character is made up elsewhere, but I prefer the mechanical webshooters.

TOOT BOOT posted:

They didn't waste a lot of time explaining how Iron Man's armor worked and it didn't hurt the film (the answer is TRANSISTORS, by the way)

Just imagine for a second if they used Star Trek technology. No fuses. Every time he gets hit, sparks and wires explode!

Gatts fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jul 22, 2011

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Having the mechanical webshooters portrays Peter as a scientific prodigy and not just some random guy that got everything handed to him by getting bit.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

Or more importantly, does it REALLY matter? I'm sorry, maybe I don't "get" it because I'm not a bigtime comic fan, it just seems like an odd detail to get frustrated about.

Aesthetically it matters. A comic fan knows Spider-Man has mechanical shooters he invented himself. Did it matter in the context of Raimi's films. Not really. Will it matter in the context of the new film? Apparently! Because they're going there. Now the non-comic fans will be confused as gently caress because they won't get why he has mechanical shooters.

I like them mechanical because I like gadgets.

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Also I like the IDEA of the wall crawling but the example in the trailer looks pretty atrocious.

I think the problem is that it's established that Spider-Man can leap long distances and swing on web, the Peter Parkour in the trailer is utterly pointless aside from looking cool. It would be like Superman driving a car in a high-speed chase instead of just flying or using his super speed.

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.
Wasn't there a Spider-Mobile at some point in the comics?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Wasn't there a Spider-Mobile at some point in the comics?



It also had the power to drive up walls and buildings.

Donde Esta
Sep 6, 2006

:getin:

Gatts posted:

So basically like the origin story in the book and the source material the movie is based off of, right?

Gets the girl and saves the day? You must have read a different Gwen Stacy story than the one I read.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Donde Esta posted:

Gets the girl and saves the day? You must have read a different Gwen Stacy story than the one I read.

More like Gwen Stacy dies and he marries a beautiful supermodel in Mary Jane Watson until the hand of Editor in Chief decides to make the Devil take it away in terrible loving stories for nonsensical reasons leading up to some good stories where, lo and behold, we discover that all that really mattered was putting good writers on the books to write good stories until they put a terrible writer on the book and it sucks again.

I think you have a point.

le chat
Jul 24, 2008

by Fistgrrl
that trailer was pretty bad and what the hell was with the weird half-arsed mirror's edge sequence at the end?

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Gatts posted:



It also had the power to drive up walls and buildings.

You know, it's nice to see Speed Buggy getting work.

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

le chat posted:

that trailer was pretty bad and what the hell was with the weird half-arsed mirror's edge sequence at the end?

It's to represent the contrast between Peter Parker, and Spiderman. Or rather, the contrast that Peter feels when he's being Peter, and when he's being Spiderman.
Peter Parker is dark and emo and poo poo. He's a teen with problems. The trailer is all "dark" and "gritty" when it shows Peter Parker, because he's always been hosed up.

Then it shows him as Spiderman. It's bright out, daytime, he's totally free. When he puts the mask on, he can let all of his real life problems go for a bit. He's wisecracking and goofy to cover up the fact that he's so drat depressed.

It's also pretty clear his dad is going to be involved in his development in some way. The fact that he found his father's old case that his uncle forgot about, and the last line... "secrets that we keep... and secrets that are kept from us". Probably going to be the web fluid, as somebody earlier said.

le chat
Jul 24, 2008

by Fistgrrl

stratdax posted:

Then it shows him as Spiderman. It's bright out, daytime, he's totally free. When he puts the mask on, he can let all of his real life problems go for a bit. He's wisecracking and goofy to cover up the fact that he's so drat depressed.

that doesn't explain how 'cheap' that footage looked though, unless as spiderman he is far more thrifty and put the money saved hiring a cheaper visual effects studio in the bank?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Or perhaps like most things it's an unfinished and quickly put together trailer to start discussion and give a look rather than a final product.

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

SageSepth posted:

The second line I wrote.


As for the X-men movies, the first 2 are pretty good the last 2 are atrocious piles of crap. The only reason no one is talking about Singer in this thread is because it's not a general comic movie thread it's a specific Spiderman one, unless Singer had some input I don't know about on the franchise he's blameless for SM3.

Way to miss my point completely. I would try to clarify but something tells me it would be like talking to a tree stump.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Gatts posted:

Or perhaps like most things it's an unfinished and quickly put together trailer to start discussion and give a look rather than a final product.

Putting out advertising that gives a negative first impression is a bad idea.

Who knows though, X-men First Class looked like a movie that was gonna get a 10% on RottenTomatoes and it ended up getting a 90% when it actually came out.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

Don't listen to anybody that thinks spider man 3 was anything but bad, or that Toby Maguire wasn't a horrible spider man (He was an ok Peter), or seriously thinks the first person view in the trailer means anything.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

The way you guys talk, you'd think not a single one of you enjoy a good pensive, solemn stare into the distance.

You guys should read some ol' Ditko Amazing Spider-Man comics, in tone they really don't clash with the trailer at all, which again isn't really a dark and gritty look at Spider-Man anyway, where the gently caress are you getting this from

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

RBX posted:

Don't listen to anybody that thinks spider man 3 was anything but bad, or that Toby Maguire wasn't a horrible spider man (He was an ok Peter), or seriously thinks the first person view in the trailer means anything.

We're doing it MJ! We're living our dreamsssss

Farbtoner
May 17, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

stratdax posted:

We're doing it MJ! We're living our dreamsssss

I guess one person can make a difference!

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

The first-person shot served to show off some webslinging/wallcrawling, while still keeping a shot of the full costume for the end of the trailer. Would've been more interesting if this was the first real Spider-Man movie so fanboys would cheer at the reveal.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

People complaining about the dancing and emo-Peter in Spiderman 3 being silly were missing the fact that Peter Parker is supposed to be a massive nerd. The symbiote makes him arrogant and overconfident but doesn't change the fact that he is a awkward nerd and because of his awkwardness he is very silly when he tries acting like he thinks cool people act.

At least that's how I saw it.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

People complaining about the dancing and emo-Peter in Spiderman 3 being silly were missing the fact that Peter Parker is supposed to be a massive nerd. The symbiote makes him arrogant and overconfident but doesn't change the fact that he is a awkward nerd and because of his awkwardness he is very silly when he tries acting like he thinks cool people act.

At least that's how I saw it.

Regardless of what the intent was it went over about as well as a tampon in a salad bowl.

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Jul 18, 2009

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TOOT BOOT posted:

Regardless of what the intent was it went over about as well as a tampon in a salad bowl.

I actually laughed when I read "tampon in a salad bowl" but the dancing scene in SM3 just made me feel embarrassed that it was in the movie.

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Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
I'm glad to see a reboot. I don't think anyone out there is crying that there will be no more Kristen Dunst to literally push around. When that happened in the third movie the audience actually cheered, the audience also cringed at what appeared to be a cancer ridden Venom. I sat through it and thought "You know Uwe Boll is not such a bad guy." That's when I realized how far down the third movie had dragged me.

I hope this movie just sets up a way for an eventual Spider Man, Venom and Carnage fight. That particular story line if I remember correctly doesn't lend itself to the emo feel the first set of abortions ultimately created.

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