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Vox, Jazzimus, even you Munki, I just want to say, you guys are all the best. The amount of effort you have put into this is really phenomenal, and I think that this wouldn't be nearly as great is it is without you guys working so hard on this, so, thank you.  That said, I can't wait for Brometheus the were PS: Ground floor! 
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Brometheus the Werebro is ready to wreck face with his superior skills and talents. And awesome fashion sense as well, of course.
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Despite my lack of betting, I am still quite upset that the elf lost. That said, good job to senor Dies Horribly, hopefully he doesn't die horribly in his next match (unless it's against my dude, in which case, gently caress 'im).
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Jul 28, 2011 09:43
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I'm fighting a dwarf. I'm sure that my death is assured. As such, I've bet all my money on myself. Clearly this is a wise course of action.
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Adus posted:Yesss yesss, The Bulbous Loaf will have fun with you. YOU! My foe! I await our match with baited breath. Based upon his name I assume that your dude is both fat and well, fatter. Seriously though, I'm hoping that your dude is like a wrestler, or that you forgot to spend your points or something. That would be greaaate.
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Vox Nihili posted:I worked late tonight, but I'll try to get through a match or two to placate the masses. If not, I will be able to run a bunch tomorrow. Oh god please run two, please. I'm so nervous about my match 
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Adus posted:Yeah, I'm screwed. No, you're fine. Totally fine. You are so fine there are not words for how fine you are. Except for the words, You're Fine.
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I am so proud of Brometheus right now, you have no idea. Truly, he is a god among werebros. Although, next match I'll have to face that sniper ant, so, who knows, maybe I won't be so proud of him after all. Either way, Adus, you put up a good fight, after all, it's not your fault that The Bulbous Loaf was up against a superior fighter  Really though, good show and all that, come back next year and such. One thing I am curious about though, how was the dwarf able to outrun the werewolf? I don't know much about DF, so I thought that with standardized stats that the faster fighter would always be the one with more speed?
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Good job Robo-Prancer, we're all very proud of you. If I hadn't bet all my money on myself, I totally would have bet some on you. Really!
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Aug 26, 2011 01:40
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And also the catwalk should be on fire.
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Astus posted:Every single LP by Jade Star, basically. Yep. Psion's hatred for his computer/LPs/existence knows no bounds.
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All of them. Every single fight in the tournament should be done today. It would only be appropriate.
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Poor, poor Herp, Derp will be so very sad to learn of his sons demise  PS: Big guy supremacy! Hurray!
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Dear lord, Socrates, what a magnificent man-snake. Truly, he is a warrior-philosophizer without peer.
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Oh hey, I just sent in a Woofman of my own. And I forgot to include my name in the first one, so I had to send a second email  Sorry Vlad!
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And yay, there was much rejoicing when Borseidon, King of the Brocean, slew the foul Wrassler, who was most definitely not a bro, and in celebration, eye still clenched in his mouth, he invited all the audience back to his father's dealership for a night of fist-pumping and alcohol drinking, and much fun was had, and many Jaeger-eye Bombs were consumed. Except by those that were dead. They were not missed.
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With a terrifying cry of "Sup!" the terrible ant Aunt was slain with a single blow from his mighty acoustic sword. With a soaring heart and soaring collar, Broseidon leaves the arena to prepare for his next match.
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AJ_Impy posted:That match report is a thing of beauty. Next question is, what are Glen Starr's chances against Broseidon? This could be messy. Zero. He, like all the others that angered the gods of Mount. BrOlympus (located on 195 E. Winapeg Ave. Come to Mount BrOlympus for all your dealership needs.) shall be cast down for all eternity, to languish in the pits of Hell, a place in which there are no polos, and there is no 4:20  Or maybe he'll win, who knows.
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Noooooooooooo, Broseidon Good night, sweet bro, and may a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest. I only just realized it would have been a lot more thematic to give him a spear
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Krysmphoenix posted:
Because you have an unhealthy obsession with the stunty races.
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Why do all my gladiator's die horrible and and painfully bloody deaths in the first round?
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Agent Interrobang posted:I think beating someone to death with their own discarded clothing may be among the most metal ways to kill a dude. Only topped by beating someone to death with a severed limb.
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If you meant the bull-rush one, then yes, you probably should be.
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Sep 28, 2011 00:59
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Poor, poor Kobold. Someday they'll win a match again. Someday. (Just not against my dude )
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Vox Nihili posted:
"Hah, you didn't expect me to cover myself in FLYPAPER, now did you!?" Nos, truly a wrestler among wrestlers.
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Apparently werewolf hoplite with a halberd is more effective than one might have anticipated. Also, werewolf supremacy, hell yeah.
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Nov 3, 2011 23:18
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Hey now, if it's any consolation, at least your Yeti just about matches your avatar by the end of the match!
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Do you see Brometheus? Do you see him? Are you looking at him? Are YOU looking at HIM!? Do you see it? Do you see his poise? His grace? His skill? That's the skill of a Bro-God baby. A Brod. Do you know what he did? Do you? That motherfucker is the Brod that brought the the Natty Light from Brolympus to you. That was him, he did that. Do you see his opponent? Do you? Are you looking at him? He's a Strangler. Nuff' said. Come at him bro, come at him.
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Brometheus. Truly, a God among wolves.
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As a fellow werewolf (owner), I'm offended by the constant comparisons to the vastly inferior minotaurs throughout this fight. Joking aside, well done Jazzimus, glad to see this is back on track!
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My fight is next. My fight is next. It occurs to me I've been waiting a literal year for this. I don't know how I feel about that. That loving dogman better win.
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FebrezeNinja posted:
I'm not. Oh well! At least Brometheus put up a good fight to close out the round. May he keg-stand in peace. Note to self for next tournament ( ): Upgrading weapons is important!
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In light of this startling disparity in bets, I have magnanimously bet ALL of my money on the humble Horza, as a show of support. All 10 bux worth. Come on troll, Daddy needs a new pair of menacing spikes for his spider-silk shoes!
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From the primordial abyss of the Internet, I return to enter another fighter into the arena, to continue the glorious tradition! So yeah good to be back dudes, hope my team and I don't get horribly murdered by Gremlins or something. I am certain Paper Machette, elven swordsperson extraordinaire will perform quite well! I promise he won't have a wooden sword. Probably. Edit: Oh and yeah, it should be noted that it's probably gonna be more important to have a higher skill in this early stage rather than a better weapon. I think around 5 is considered a good point to get to before you start investing a lot in fighting? I dunno it's been literally years since I made a dude for this, after all. Edit the second \/\/\/: You better believe they can. All shields, all the time. Locomotive breath fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Aug 8, 2014 |
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Yeah well, at least one member of Four Arms, Four Legs, No Pants are ready to rumble/be rumbled! Those other dweebs don't even have a chance. We're backed up by the Spermy Smurf, after all! We got this.
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I firmly place the blame for our loss on everyone else on the team, as it is the most mature thing to do. For real though we're gonna get 'em next time. Maybe. Probably. Hopefully.
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Look man, it's all part of the plan. We lose now, we lull the other teams into a false sense of security, and then boom. Biting strangler and naked elf. And also some dumb mole centaur or something who even cares about him.
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Yeah, that was a very noble by the molewoman. Now, if only a CERTAIN moleperson could learn to FOLLOW THEIR EXAMPLE, perhaps their team wouldn't have lost their first match! It's always Spermy's fault. Always.
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