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Agent Interrobang
Mar 27, 2010

sugar & spice & psychoactive mushrooms
I think beating someone to death with their own discarded clothing may be among the most metal ways to kill a dude.

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Agent Interrobang
Mar 27, 2010

sugar & spice & psychoactive mushrooms
Sweet Armok, that was brutal even for this tournament. Bravo to both fighters for a hell of a show, and to Vox for excellent commentary!

Agent Interrobang
Mar 27, 2010

sugar & spice & psychoactive mushrooms
Aaaaaaaand scratch one more kobold. Surprise level: minimal.

Agent Interrobang
Mar 27, 2010

sugar & spice & psychoactive mushrooms

pw pw pw posted:

Badass fight. At this point I'm convinced that halberds are the best weapons to ever exist.

Historically-speaking? This is not inaccurate. Back in Ye Olden Times, it was pretty much the supreme weapon of the medieval battlefield: it combined the reach and pointed, charge-breaking tip of a spear, with the leverage and crushing weight of a poleaxe. Polearms in general are INCREDIBLY effective, though.

Agent Interrobang
Mar 27, 2010

sugar & spice & psychoactive mushrooms
:drat:

That was Matrix as gently caress right there. Sidestepping a point-blank crossbow bolt is the new beating your opponent to death with a backpack.

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Agent Interrobang
Mar 27, 2010

sugar & spice & psychoactive mushrooms

pw pw pw posted:

I just joined this thread halfway through. When and how did that happen? It sounds incredible.

Oh, the Backpack of Doom is from an old DF succession thread. Not Boatmurdered, uhhhhhh poo poo, the people here should remember it. The Saga of Holistic Detective.

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