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Let's see...there's apparently some hidden boards or something that you have to Step 1: Sign up for the boards. Easy enough. Step 2: Read our little mission statement. Seems like your standard "If you want to be a robo-dragon, it has to be for the motherland" kind of spiel. Step 3: Send Taygon a load of personal information. The only thing he doesn't want is your actual street address. But don't worry, this information is simply for census taking/biometrics data. Perfectly confidential. Step 4: Glorious leader will PM you a few more questions and then welcome you as part of FedCom! I'm sorely tempted to do this and find out just what sort of
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| # ¿ Jul 29, 2011 15:43 |
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| # ¿ May 18, 2013 12:21 |
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A wannabe dragon posted:I am an otherkin, as are a good share of the people on this forum, and none of us believe ourselves to be reincarnations, and defining creatures that live in the astral plane as fictional could be construed as a racial slur. Not only does it look like they think they're already dragons, but I'm a horrible racist too. I've also fired off a PM to their Great Leader. I'm gonna see how far this rabbit hole goes.
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| # ¿ Jul 29, 2011 18:06 |
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Don't worry guys. He probably would never use nukes. If he did, there wouldn't be any bodies left behind and well...Let's have Taygon speak for himself!Taygon posted:What I'm talking about is an alternative to burning or burying the bodies of foreign soldiers/mercenaries/hunters who come to our home and try to hurt us and the other people we are protecting. What if we are forced into a war, and it causes a famine in our allied human population? If we're at war, there will be lots of corpses of our enemies available: why not just eat them? If we do that, then we can take a lot of pressure off of our traditional food stores, and save that food for our allies... meanwhile, we don't starve either. At least his bizarre idea of cannibalism is rooted in practical needs. Certainly not influenced by personal quirks. Taygon posted:I sometimes do the same thing, and I'm also mildly a voraphile... though for me, it's more about the stretching, rather than the actual consumption of something alive. Like snakes eating big dinners, rather than something shrunk to the size of popcorn (the 'cheap' vore). Unbirthing is another turn-on for me. Ah. Well, at the very least I'm in the forum proper now. Just don't tell nobody! 
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 01:46 |
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RicochetD20 posted:If this insane dream ever came anything close to reality, he's painting his nation as the perfect enemies. Look. Sure they look like monsters and they occasionally eat people, but that doesn't mean they're super-villains or anything! Isn't that right Taygon? Taygon posted:My thinking, right now, is that dragons should do all of the above. Humans number in the billions, and have a world of resources at their disposal. They are an enormous threat, and dragonkind should address that threat with an appropriate response: don't let them use any of those advantages. There is no room for chivalry in modern warfare, and it's highly unlikely that the humans would show dragonkind any mercy at all. Any war we find ourselves facing will almost certainly be an automatic Total War, and you know what that means... Our entire economy must be able to switch to producing weapons and armor at the drop of a hat, and there are no "rules". We must slaughter the enemy as rapidly as possible, or else they will trample us with their sheer numbers. 
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 02:11 |
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Before I retire for the evening, I think I'll post one last bit pulled from his user profile on the forums. Ladies and gentlegoons, I give you the face of the man who will found a mighty utopia of cannibalistic, genocidal, hermaphroditic robo-dragons!
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 02:39 |
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NoneSuch posted:This is amazing. How can they even begin to think about creating a society or super dragon mechs when they can't even make their own drat symbol? The entire thing is just lovely roleplaying. The entire thing is just one rip-off after the other. In the hidden forum on Cytrans, most of the design images look like they were taken at random from Deviant Art/Google Images. A section showcasing individual parts available for dragon model Cytrans are cropped from a D&D Monster Manual. Speaking of role-playing, designing your own Cytran body reads like building a character for a video game. "Pick x parts for y body" sort of stuff.
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 15:08 |
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I hope you realize how much danger I'm putting myself in. I'm leaking some incredible secrets to you all. If found out, they very well may kill me, eat me, burn my home to the ground, and salt the earth. Unfortunately, I don't have the clearance for the details on the citadel, but I can give you more information on the Cytrans! How will they keep the brain alive?  And how are they going to provide power for these ridiculously elaborate robot bodies? 
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 22:40 |
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I'll see what I can find in a minute, but there is this little lovely bit of information. He seems to have this weird tendency to link to a whole bunch of poo poo in his posts. Almost half of it is to TV Tropes links. Interpret as you will.
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 22:48 |
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Evil_Urna posted:Lightning powered furry. But don't you get it? They'll also be getting power from eating things! Just like a real animal or something! Can't you get with the program here? I wonder why there's a reason you just aren't getting it.  Oh.
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 22:57 |
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The recent increase in views and people signing up have caught Glorious Leader's attention. He has issued this statement in hopes of flushing out the trolls.
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 10:12 |
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I'm starting to feel really bad now. If we crush this thing, he'll never see his dream of being a pretty dragon/centaur/lady come true.   Maybe it's for the best.
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 12:01 |
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Psalmanazar posted:If the Micronation is Aspergia, I don't really have much of a problem with it. Also the only thing we've done is look and discuss. The increase in traffic isn't more accounts, it's just goonrushing to the latest internet zoo exhibit and gawking. Not that there's a whole lot to gawk at. Even something as simple as a general discussion board requires the initial approval of Glorious Leader to view. I'll try to keep up with posting comment worthy stuff whenever I can.
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 12:43 |
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An interview with Glorious Leader, Part 1. All questions come from other members of the Fedcom community.quote:if you had a billion American dollars, what would you do with that billion dollars besides start building FedCom at Malatora?  quote:What do you think will be the single most useful add-on to all Cytrans?  quote:What's the first thing that you will do when the veater is complete?  quote:Are you a virgin? If no, when did you lose it?  quote:2? Do tell.  The "some ideas" is a link to a Wikipedia article on anal sex.  quote:Is there any part of your High School career you wish you could do over/again? and Why?  quote:What draws you to Staliph and Drax?   
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 14:51 |
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Hoover Dam posted:Just checking: I'm not the only one who keeps parsing the thread title as "Terra Malodorous," right? I imagine the inhabitants of the mythical lands of Malatora never bathe. After all, you never hear about dragons ever having to take baths.
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 15:02 |
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You know, we really don't know that much about Staliph. What better way to learn more about him than to take a look at his views on the superiority of Asian honor?
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 16:15 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:He was a doctor. Performed a lot of unnecessary surgery. And then in 2000 he formed a secret society. They conducted rituals in their basements. Bizarre rituals intended to bring about hermaphroditic robo-dragons and now it looks like it may never happen! Also, Staliph gives us insight into the sub-classes of the various Cytrans.  
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 20:26 |
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Warheart525 posted:Crab, you've gone above and beyond the call, but I've got another question: Still digging around, so I don't know much about this "arrest" that keeps being mentioned. As soon as I find something out, I'll mention it. As for Hrothgar, it appears he is an ex-member of FedCom who used to be friends with Taygon. Again, I'm not sure what happened, but he parted under hostile circumstances and his account deleted from the board. I think Hrothgar ended up badmouthing the whole project on deviant art and other message boards. *EDIT* Well that was stupid. The arrest is mentioned on the first page of the interview.   
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 21:03 |
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Agnostic watermelon posted:Now all of this makes perfect sense! I think I mentioned it before, but it bears repeating: over three-quarters of the stuff he links to in his posts are to different tropes on TV Tropes. Even in what should be more serious discussions. If you ever see that yellow text, it's probably a link to that site.
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 21:28 |
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I regret to inform that Glorious Leader has become paranoid about trolls and demoted all new arrivals to a step above guest. My access to the forum is only slightly better than that of a visitors now. I'm going to try to appeal that, but I have a feeling it won't work. Should I try to stick around as a deep cover agent? Or should I blow the whistle and point him to this thread?
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| # ¿ Aug 3, 2011 10:09 |
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less than three posted:He's aware of the thread, so try to hang in there. The problem is that the new requirements are 60 days of "support membership" before I can get my previous status back. This community appears to be imploding on itself, mired in fear of shadowy, internet boogeymen lurking behind corners. I honestly don't think this group will last even thirty days. I also don't think he's aware of this thread in particular. It wasn't linked to or referenced before my demotion. The only one talked about was the Facepunch thread and that didn't appear to have anything leaked from the "private" forums. If it had, I would imagine the discussion of it would be a bit more heated.
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| # ¿ Aug 3, 2011 12:01 |
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Edminster posted:What does "support membership" entail? Because this stuff needs documentation. Their membership system is a tiered set up. -Visitor: Just registering on the forums. You can only post in the section open for public viewing -Supporter: You've expressed an interest in joining FedCom. You get access to a "Friends of Fedcom" section of the board. The idea, apparently, is that you post in this section so the full members can get to know you. To get your application considered for the next tier, you must be part of this for 60 days and have a post count of 200+. -Newcomer: What I was before they shifted everything around. More board sections are opened up, though there are still some topics blocked off. These sections are where I was getting all my post material -Interested Member: Formerly "Immigrant." Access to sections that discuss the Citadel and its layout as well as a section dedicated to "animal uplifting." Not only do they want to make a secret underground base to house their robo-dragon bodies, but they also want to give animals human level intelligence. That's about all I know about it. How the membership works got tweaked around a bit because of the sudden paranoia over trolls. The only other thing to mention is that Taygon is the only admin and moderators are council members for their made-up government.
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| # ¿ Aug 3, 2011 15:34 |
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Kung Food posted:Whenever you get the urge to cash-out, you should ask how they will be able to hold it together when the first member gets shot by a native defending his home when all it takes is a handful of internet trolls for them to implode in on themselves. He doesn't seem to realize that casualties would be an inevitable result of his plans and I wonder if he or his members are truly prepared to die to fulfill their dream of turning into immortal multi-cock dragon warrior kings. When I do cash-out, I'll be sure to do it in the Q&A section for all to see.
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| # ¿ Aug 3, 2011 17:33 |
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Long story short, I don't have the patience to wait two months for more of what will probably the same information. Posted a thread in the Q&A section blowing the whole thing and pointing to this thread. Either some of them try to register and post here or their board implodes in a violent seizure of justified paranoia. I'd say either one is likely.
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| # ¿ Aug 3, 2011 23:06 |
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Zapdos posted:Links? Pictures? I wanna see whats goin down! Link to the thread: http://s11.zetaboards.com/FedCom/topic/7424723/1/#new
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| # ¿ Aug 3, 2011 23:58 |
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Of course, I've been demoted down to visitor status. Also got my first warning too.quote:Dishonesty, taking advantage of good faith, falsifying a desire to join us.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 00:17 |
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Mister Leaf posted:I think he would rather literally set himself on fire before risking people being mean to him. This. A thousand times this. From what I've seen, the worst of the trolling could be considered heckling at worst. Their reaction is a lockdown on guest accounts and restructuring their admission system. While I think it'd be great for him to accept the account offer, I doubt he'll accept.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 00:22 |
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Dirt5o8 posted:Is that horribly drawn avatar a wolf with purple dicks growing out it's chest? It's pretty distracting when you're trying to read and have to minimize the screen to keep a 3 year old from seeing it. Some kind of worms or something. I think. Please let me be right.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 00:48 |
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shotgunbadger posted:I THINK they're testicles like some D&D Displacer Beast type thing going on. A typo that is too appropriate to ignore. Fits right in with the dick, boob, and nuts from earlier.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 00:52 |
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Desperado Bones posted:I have a few fetishes too, but they don't have to do with me wearing a smelly wolf suit. What about hermaphrodite cyborg dragons?
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 01:32 |
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redjenova posted:To me this would be a point of the greatest concern. 30 guests reading the forums is a massive record. The people on this project are pretty few and are paying for schooling in some cases. They are not permitted to see the numbers that they themselves have presumably contributed. Why is this? Where is your money? It certainly isn't in the billions. Even if the science behind this were strong, a pyramid topped by a 27 year old at the oldest... It's just not believable. I know for a fact that there is at least one 12 year old member on their forums. Which makes me wonder how much of their membership is going to decline as school gets back in and people don't have as much time to post.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 15:59 |
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Jonny Angel posted:Can I break up this lovely chain of posts to express how stupid and condescending and ignorant a certain point of Taygon's was? I can't find the exact post at the moment, I think it was around the time when his DARK CRIMINAL PAST was being brought up, but he made a post where he talked about "When I was a kid I got misdiagnosed with ADHD, turns out I don't have it but I do have Asperger's." I'm sure that if you tried to point that out to him, he would threaten to ban you and tell you to never bring it up again. Besides, at this point we really shouldn't be surprised by any sort of hypocrisy that crops up over there.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 18:28 |
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" statement. ADHD, a condition about which the last sentence in the paragraph before this one also holds true, maybe more so. Seriously, if you're gonna be all sanctimonious about how your condition isn't a condition and people think that there's stuff wrong with it are ignorant meanieheads, have some loving self-awareness and realize how dumb you look.
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Just got a PM from a decent chap over on dragon-haven. I'll leave out his name to keep him from being pegged. I'll pass along what he has to say:decent chap posted:Since i have not purchased an account on your forum i am unable to answer the questions posed. Yes, Tanya is female. Also Drazil from what i learned is mentally disabled and did not pass special ed high school. Need anything else i can get that for yah as they still have not demoted me.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 19:49 |
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Guys, I think I might be a Manchurian Candidate and reporting back in secret. I've been having strange thoughts. Thoughts of multiple wizard-hat dongs. In all seriousness, I've got a question for Dancing Dongs. Is the interview forum still up? If so, is Taygon's interview still up? I only made it to page 5 before the lock down occurred. If it's still up, could you grab us some additional tidbits from it?
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| # ¿ Aug 18, 2011 11:33 |
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Every time I think this thread reaches the point where it dies, something comes along to breathe new life into it. The most recent revelation is no big surprise considering an adult Cytran was supposed to only be 10 years old, but it's nice to have confirmation that he's a pedo on top of everything else.
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| # ¿ Aug 18, 2011 12:54 |
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hallo spacedog posted:Aluminum futures. It could be unpaid student loans. He is a college dropout.
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| # ¿ Aug 18, 2011 18:11 |
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quote:[10:38:41 AM] Drazil: if you ask me i have always thought he was trying to be to nosey As the thread where I outed myself lingers at the top of the Q&A Board. 
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| # ¿ Aug 19, 2011 18:27 |
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quote:[5:35:11 PM] Taygon: for example, I ran a read light a few weeks ago. It was a cross intersection where one side was closed due to construction, turning it into a T intersection. I was turning into the T, going left. there was someone behind me, and nobody in sight at either other section. I made an illegal left turn on red, knowing full well it was illegal, but also knowing that there was no danger at all. The guy behind me honked, clearly only thinking about the light, and not the logic of why i did it. While it pales in comparison to pedophile, you can add "lovely driver" to the list of things describing Taygon.
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| # ¿ Aug 19, 2011 18:38 |
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For those who are missing out, the FedCom forums are being spammed with threads with titles such as "Taygon==Gay" and "Gonna Lump u FAGS out". Most of the posts made by the individual, one Surfshack_Tito_Babby, contain the following image. I predict we'll see the forums shut down again shortly. *edit ZeeToo posted:The latter, based on his repeated insistences that he is both straight and mated to two guys. (But it'll be okay once they're all three hermaphroditic cyborg dragons.) I believe he actually used the phrase "butt stuff" specifically when talking about the possibility of hooking up with Staliph.
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| # ¿ Aug 19, 2011 20:10 |
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Warheart525 posted:"Surfshack Tito" is an alias of one(?) of Chris Chan's trolls. Maybe he decided to pick on Taygon obsessively, or maybe it's just a copycat who stole the infamous Internet alias. It seems likely that this person found the ED page and came from there, as neither goons nor facepunch people did anything like this before the forums got shut down the first time. I'm seriously thinking Tanya is responsible for him showing up on the board. A couple of his posts are already showing "likes" from Tanya.
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| # ¿ Aug 19, 2011 20:54 |
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| # ¿ May 18, 2013 12:21 |
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Agnostic watermelon posted:I love your threads on the fedcom boards crab. They really show Taygon has no idea how anything works and is always smug. Glad to be of service. I'll try to keep questions like that coming, assuming the board stays up. I'll see this through to the bitter end if I have to.
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