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quote:The "Federated Commonwealth of Malatora" (often shortened to simply "FedCom") is, in short, the future. People should be free to live with as few laws as possible, and society should promote and support the common good of all. Our goals include uplifting humanity to the next social and evolutionary level. We believe that science can push the limits of what most people consider possible, and we do not fear pushing beyond the limits and weakness of the original human body. It took this guy a whole half a paragraph to make a mistake about biology that only an idiot who's never picked up a middle school biology textbook would make. This poo poo is so going somewhere.
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| # ¿ Jul 29, 2011 16:11 |
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echopapa posted:Manhattan is my spiritual homeland. There, it's mine. Now who wants to buy the Chrysler Building from me? I dunno. Do you take bitcoins? I could use a citadel for when the crazy robofurries come.
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| # ¿ Jul 29, 2011 18:31 |
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quote:Since FedCom is not limited by any such treaty, we are free to construct and deploy any weapon we like, as we see fit... and we'll probably need every advantage we can get, if poo poo ever does hit the fan. Yup. That's totally how international law works. 'Oh, you didn't agree not to build nukes? Then go right ahead!'
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 00:56 |
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A Man With A Plan posted:There was an article in the Wall Street Journal today about private islands. It mentioned that the cost of powering your average personal island (not a community) on diesel generators was about a million dollars a year. Three thousand-ish dollars a day. I hope these are some incredibly rich furries. Like that's even possible. They probably don't even have jobs, let alone large amounts of disposable income. gently caress, some of them probably aren't legal adults yet. They're crazy, socially retarded children and manchildren who are completely incapable of interacting with their peers, let alone functioning in McDonalds-level job interviews. Frankly, these people shouldn't even have access to an internet connection. They have no grasp of reality and are in serious need of psychiatric care before they kill themselves and others, or at least attempt to do so and fail miserably and hilariously.
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 03:42 |
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Well, I suppose they've got to get their soylent green from somewhere.
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 04:49 |
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Angela Christine posted:It's kind of sad that they haven't realized that classical fantasy dragons can't fly without magic. A big, sturdy, muscular body won't get off the ground with the pathetically small wingspan they are usually shown to have. Creatures that can fly tend to be a bit spindly in the torso to keep the weight down. Flapping is really hard on mechanical systems too, that's why we use fixed wing aircraft rather than imitating birds. Has anyone even successfully made an little RC model dragon that can actually fly? Don't forget that they'd be made of METAL. I also like how they don't realize that nuking the entire planet would not only kill off almost every land-based organism, contaminate every fresh water system, and generally gently caress things up for all the organisms they talked about protecting the rights of, but the radiation would also be carried in the wind, most likely reaching their island and killing them off as well. For all his talk of being a great strategist, Taygon really, really sucks at thinking things through.
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 17:07 |
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Blast of Confetti posted:Can we get some kind of alternate community (nega cyber metal dragon beasts with 10 cocks, if you will) and wage war on them? No. Wood fishmen with ten vulvas. We'll come from the sea, and they'll never know what hit them.
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| # ¿ Jul 30, 2011 17:44 |
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Mutant Headcrab posted:BOOK LUNGS?! Why the gently caress would you use book lungs for ANYTHING? There's a reason terrestrial vertebrates don't use book lungs. They're terribly inefficient. He's just picking poo poo that sounds cool with no attention to whether it's even remotely feasible or not. He really doesn't have the vaguest idea of what he talks about. He doesn't take into consideration any of the resource requirement his little ideas would have. He doesn't take into consideration where he's going to get all the materials he needs. Where does he plan on getting the work force he'd need for all these projects? Who knows?! His superior aspergian mind apparently isn't able to comprehend how the all technology he talks about actually works, either. He doesn't even take into consideration the possible consequences and safety risks of what he talks about! I mean, does he seriously think the human brain could withstand being STRUCK BY LIGHTNING? And that's not even getting into his idea of making a nation's laws consist of a handful of spiffy but ultimately meaningless phrases, his complete ignorance of basic ethics, and his wonky ideas on human behavior. There are toddlers out there with a better grasp of reality than this guy. There are chatbots that are more capable of coherent thought than him. Milky Moor posted:I have never understood the idea of wanting to be a hermaphrodite.
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| # ¿ Jul 31, 2011 06:32 |
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quote:The cervix remains tightly sealed to prevent any damage to the infant, despite this inevitably vigorous pleasure-seeking. Why would anything go past the cervix, anyway?! Does he seriously think that's normal? That that kind of thing just kind of happens during sex, and it isn't CRIPPLINGLY PAINFUL? I'm going to cry.
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| # ¿ Jul 31, 2011 17:51 |
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I have the sudden urge to cross my legs and never uncross them again... 
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| # ¿ Jul 31, 2011 17:58 |
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They're already trying that, along with every other crazy subculture. Which gives me all the more reason to HATE.quote:Haters are gonna hate, unfortunately. It's because they have no self-esteem of their own, so they gotta justify their empty lives by trying to bring others down to their level.
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| # ¿ Jul 31, 2011 21:05 |
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I want them to try and perform the surgery. Because taking a human brain out of its body can't possibly go horribly wrong.
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 01:27 |
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Cuckoo posted:I never understood how hermaphroditism can be a fetish, though. naptalan posted:Goons have done a lot of terrible things before, but crushing a (micro)nation? That has to top them all.
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| # ¿ Aug 2, 2011 21:42 |
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The real life condition is so gross and bizarre, and the drawings are universally nonsensical and hilarious. It seems to be really closely tied to furries, too.
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He's been building up his delusions for at least ten years now. I don't think anyone has any hope of breaking them down, regardless of whether he leaves his Dickdragon Fortress of Solitude or not. He's set in his craziness, and the only thing we can do now is encourage him in it and laugh when he crashes and burns.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 00:29 |
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quote:this is what i think ...agh. My head. JESUS CHRIST MY HEAD! And these are supposed to be the people who will somehow find out how to create self-sufficient cybernetic bodies? These people who barely have a grasp of basic ecology and climate science?
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 01:13 |
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Some more questions: Is anyone there a licensed surgeon? Neurosureon? Anesthesiologist? You do know that you can just start lopping off limbs and poo poo, right? That you can't just fill someone up with anesthetics and expect them not to die or undergo excruciating pain, right? Hell, you do understand that the brain needs a constant influx of nutrients to function, right? Sodium, potassium, calcium, all necessary for neurons to even carry out action potentials. And those have to be regulated by some means, because the neurons are reliant on diffusion to transfer sodium and potassium in and out of the cell. You'll also need a constant supply of glucose so the cell's mitochondria can keep producing ATP. Do you even know what ATP is? What about proteins? How do you think any cellular damage is going to get repaired if the cells don't have the necessary nutrients? This isn't even scratching the surface of what the brain needs to run. Oh, and are you taking into account how you're going to replenish the ever-diminishing supply of red blood cells, which can't undergo mitosis or repair themselves because they lack nuclei? And how are you going to remove the toxic heme from dead red blood cells? You're going to need to support the liver and bone marrow as well. Sure hope you have a plan to support the lymphatic system, too, unless you plan on dieing from the common cold. Again, this is barely a fraction of what you'll need to take into account. The human body isn't just some simple little jigsaw puzzle. It's significantly more complex than any machine humanity has ever invented, and we still don't even fully understand how it works. gently caress, we just found out last year that neuroglial cells play a role neurotransmission, rather than just supporting the neurons.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 02:10 |
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quote:edit: Ok I'll start: I wonder if tanya's actually a female. shotgunbadger posted:I already said we want to see just how delusional Taygon is and why he is that way, anyone else wanna toss in some goals here? Things I'd like to see come of it: Either Taygon starts getting his poo poo together, drops the hyper-inflated ego, gets psychological help, and becomes a productive member of society/a decent person, or Taygon starts spiraling even further downward, alienating himself from everyone, and we get some laughs out of it. The former is always preferable, but the latter is far more likely to happen.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 19:56 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I saw open Yale has their 101 class for it posted, and I watched a few, it seems like a field that's just plain sweet as gently caress. How hard do you think it would be for a degenerate dropout such as myself to get back to school and try and break into it? If you're willing to put in the effort, it's certainly possible. Biotechnology, from my understanding, is a pretty big field that's constantly growing. As a heads up, though, biology is a pretty brutal field of study, and you absolutely cannot just wing it and expect to pass even some of the base level courses. Be prepared to put a lot of work into your studies. That said, it's definitely fascinating, and it really puts into perspective just how goddamn awesome life is.
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| # ¿ Aug 4, 2011 20:34 |
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quote:Particularly multi-role warships, which can serve as cargo vessels, bulk personnel transports, and colony ships in peacetime. Odds are probably quite good that once space travel becomes simple and routine, piracy will make a big comeback, so a fleet of warships to protect settlements and convoys will always be useful anyway. Space piracy is goddamn silly, for so many loving reasons. There's absolutely no way to get more money and resources from space piracy than you would spend trying just trying to catch up to whatever you're trying to steal while simultaneously not crashing into them at high speeds. And that's only a small portion of the problems with it. quote:A single strike from such a relativistic weapon would seriously ruin your day quote:The immense size of such a vessel has additional advantages, notable in the ability to carry larger fuel reserves, and generate vast amounts of power for the weapons and defenses. In space, bigger really IS better. And guess what? The more fuel you put on your ship, the more loving fuel you'll need to make up for the added mass of the fuel. urrgh why am I even typing this poo poo
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| # ¿ Aug 5, 2011 05:08 |
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Guys, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation. They've now seen our If this keeps up, we'll
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| # ¿ Aug 8, 2011 03:48 |
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Deadly Chlorine posted:Wait a loving moment. So this isn't just a ten donged dragon/chakat colony, it's a ten donged dragon/chakat nudist colony? Dickdragon/chakat/twatelf/cuntfairy/cockwolf/titfish/human being, except made of dicks nudist colony. They're a veritable melting pot of crazy fetishes. And imagine how it feels for us biology majors...
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| # ¿ Aug 8, 2011 06:50 |
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Ratbones posted:Guys, don't mess up my chances of becoming a robot bird. I need a tender robo-cloaca to be happy. And now I want to see what would happen if we sent them a copy of FATAL. Perhaps they'd be the first group alive to ever 'successfully' play a game of it.
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| # ¿ Aug 9, 2011 18:17 |
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The United States alone has enough nuclear bombs to wipe out practically every land-based and fresh water organism, along with a significant portion of saltwater organisms. And he seriously thinks he'd have the upper hand. The guy who isn't much good for anything other than jerking off to dickdragons in his parent's basement.
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| # ¿ Aug 10, 2011 02:36 |
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Y'know, I can't help but imagine, when this is all said and done, there's going to be a bunch of furries running around wrapped in tinfoil with dildos strapped to themselves while pretending to be robots.
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| # ¿ Aug 10, 2011 04:13 |
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Malatora war strategy #3: "This time we bum rush America but everyone is made of super aluminum and bullets can't hurt them and they breath black holes. Also mindflayers."
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| # ¿ Aug 10, 2011 09:43 |
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So now Tanya plans to be QUEEN OF THE DICKDRAGONS? E-gads. These aren't dickdragons at all. They're dickhydra. You lop one dick off and an even bigger one grows in its place!
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| # ¿ Aug 18, 2011 07:55 |
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The thing I love about this is that pretty much everyone is against Taygon now. Everyone around him thinks he's loving crazy, and he just doesn't get it. He doesn't understand that the problem isn't with everyone around him. It's him. He doesn't understand that his behavior is unacceptable, not because he can't, but because he outright refuses to admit that he's the one to blame for his problems, nobody else. He's a liar, a narcissist, a hypocrite, a bigot, and a fool, but instead of accepting it and changing for the best, he plugs his ears and pretends he's special snowflake, alienating himself from everyone. As long as he keeps this up, things are just going to get worse for him, but he won't stop. It's hilariously pathetic.
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| # ¿ Aug 18, 2011 18:00 |
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| # ¿ May 20, 2013 14:02 |
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Oh no! Taygon won't talk to us! What ever will we do?  Oh, that's right. Continue doing what we've been doing this whole time.
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