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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium* > The Ray Parlour > Everyone Loves Alex Morgan: The All-Purpose Non-Competitive USA Thread
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

Not my super big screen!

LYE-OONS posted:

Have I mentioned how bad our defense is? Bocanegra is 33, with no pace and plays at Rangers. Anyone else who is paired with him is even less pedigreed. We need to find some Germans with tenuous ties to the States that can play CB.

ARE TROOPS need to impregnate more natives for the long term good of our soccer program

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The Collector
Aug 8, 2011
I visited some dumb thread and all I got was this dumb racist custom title

LYE-OONS posted:

Have I mentioned how bad our defense is? Bocanegra is 33, with no pace and plays at Rangers. Anyone else who is paired with him is even less pedigreed. We need to find some Germans with tenuous ties to the States that can play CB.

subotic but seriously I wish cameron had played tonight. we already know all that we need to know about Gooch and Boca.

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

 Hoping some of the AO types out there are chanting "You're not incredible!"

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

Mmm, the Tin Woodsman...that's me

Rekkit posted:

Isn't Pato the one that's constantly injured? I'm surprised to see him here

I'm sure Milan wants him to play this summer to show his fitness so that they can fleece PSG for a few million extra euros.

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The Collector
Aug 8, 2011
I visited some dumb thread and all I got was this dumb racist custom title

 I wish edu was a center back prospect.

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General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

ARE TROOPS need to impregnate more natives for the long term good of our soccer program

I'll see what I can do next time I'm back in Germany. In the meantime I'm really really liking Fabian Johnson.

typo fixed...

General Probe fucked around with this message at May 31, 2012 around 01:47

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Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008

The Collector posted:

I wish edu was a center back prospect.

Why?

# ? May 31, 2012 01:45
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smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

General Probe posted:

I'll see what I cant do next time I'm back in Germany.

The most typo.

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Borzou
Aug 22, 2010

Iranian Dentist


 Fffuuuuu So close....

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Abu Dave
Mar 31, 2012


Millwalls Biggest Fan


 lol america

# ? May 31, 2012 01:46
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

Not my super big screen!


 oh gently caress me not again

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XyrlocShammypants
May 25, 2004

Fight for California!

 How are we missing these goals lol

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Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!


 fuuuuuuuuuck. Thats two that were so close.

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Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

Computer pictures?


 goddammit

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

 I'm not sure I like this world where Brazil has a good keeper.

# ? May 31, 2012 01:48
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Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008


 We cannot bring the Gooch-Boca partnership into the qualifiers. We will flame out so spectacularly.

# ? May 31, 2012 01:49
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The Collector
Aug 8, 2011
I visited some dumb thread and all I got was this dumb racist custom title

 herc is making me eat my words and it is delicious

LYE-OONS posted:

Why?

I think he has the skill set and the physical make up to be a very good, ball playing defender. The only thing he lacks is positional awareness, which probably wouldn't be a problem if he had been played there his whole career.

# ? May 31, 2012 01:49
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cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

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Rekkit
Nov 5, 2006



 Why is the Brazilian defender wearing a swimming cap? Is that the guy that was bleeding earlier?

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

 Oh god, we just subbed in The Man With No Name.

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Wildlife Analysis
Jul 26, 2008

Moktaro posted:

Oh god, we just subbed in The Man With No Name.

Wait, who?

# ? May 31, 2012 01:53
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Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet).


 We've been crossing well, but we just can't finish. At all.

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XyrlocShammypants
May 25, 2004

Fight for California!

 gently caress this keeper!

# ? May 31, 2012 01:54
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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

LYE-OONS posted:

Wait, who?

ESPN had 11-20 iirc, but no names attached to them.

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Lowden Swain
Jul 11, 2006
can't hold his mud

 Jesus Christ their keeper

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Abu Dave
Mar 31, 2012


Millwalls Biggest Fan


 lol @ the bar/keeper

# ? May 31, 2012 01:55
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Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

I B^Ulieve I Can Fly!


Moktaro posted:

I'm not sure I like this world where Brazil has a good keeper.

x5

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

Not my super big screen!


 You've gotta be making GBS threads me

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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004

When it's over I just want to be able to look in the mirror and say, 'Well, you were a half-decent player.'


 This goal keeper is awesome wow

Hahahah we have no manner of luck at all

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XyrlocShammypants
May 25, 2004

Fight for California!

 Oh my god and the post again...FUCCCCCCKKK

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Exclusive
Jan 1, 2008



 USA should feel pretty good about this performance.

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lil baby anime
Nov 6, 2009



 God drat this game is frustrating

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Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!


 Good lord these close goals are going to give me a heart attack. Unreal

# ? May 31, 2012 01:55
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cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

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smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED


 Welp. Not to say US soccer hasn't gotten me used to this.

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Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004



 Gotta say, despite all the misses I'm pretty impressed with us offensively today.

# ? May 31, 2012 01:56
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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Sky Shadowing posted:

We've been crossing well, but we just can't finish. At all.

Actually our finishing has been better than usual (not that that's saying much), this keeper is just doing very well.

And now a crossbar.

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Lowden Swain
Jul 11, 2006
can't hold his mud

 Gooch if you're not going to defend least you could do is put one in up there with your blatant size advantage.

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Abu Dave
Mar 31, 2012


Millwalls Biggest Fan


 lol rip us

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# ? May 25, 2013 11:06
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smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED


 Tim Howard: "gently caress."

# ? May 31, 2012 01:57
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