Change the Movie, Keep the Name

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The Pole Of Justice: Nov 25, 2008; IF MY WHITE KNIGHT COMPLEX GOT ANY WHITER IT'D LITERALLY BLIND YOU

_{but don't worry baby, I'd move in next door to you and help you find a boyfriend who didn't mind a blind chick}

This is what happens when writer's block forces you to go to the video store: take a movie, alter the plot by changing the poster. Titles with verbs seem somewhat easier.

Yes, I know my Photoshop skills are ungood. Anyway.

"Tuck" is also a verb.

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Stringbean: Aug 6, 2010

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Lamech: Nov 20, 2001; Soiled Meat

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

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Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

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# ? Aug 2, 2011 18:14

Iacen: Mar 19, 2009; Si vis pacem, para bellum

I honestly thought the movie was a horror movie, when I first heard the title. :downs:

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Ferrule posted:

Why the gently caress is that guy wearing an Eagle medal with a Life patch?

(this is a good thread, and yours is a good entry)

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Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

Trent posted:

Why the gently caress is that guy wearing an Eagle medal with a Life patch?

(this is a good thread, and yours is a good entry)

The fat one is, too. Maybe they just got 'em? Post-ceremony pics?

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Subway Ninja: Aug 24, 2005

Original movie is The Accused

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Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

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Loretta Trampface: Sep 12, 2006; by T. Finninho

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Subway Ninja: Aug 24, 2005

Perhaps not the best way this could have been done, but it popped into my head and I had to see it realized.

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Strange Matter: Oct 6, 2009; Ask me about Genocide

Subway Ninja posted:

Original movie is The Accused

Took me a minute to get that one. Wow.

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A Moose: Oct 22, 2009

Don't have anything to post myself, but this thread has potential. 5'd

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N3RDSTER: Mar 27, 2010

E: Wait a sec, i think I just got the title. We're supposed to swap it with another movie and not just something else aren't we?

E2: \/\/\/ That first one. Goddrat.

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Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

\/\/\/

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Inspired by Logan's Run

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Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

I feel ashamed of myself.

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discoukulele: Jan 16, 2010; Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

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A Plaid Silhouette: Jul 2, 2011

I too feel ashamed.

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Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

From the incredibly boring scanner-related double bill.

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Philip J. Fry: Jan 3, 2009; What smells like blue?

A Plaid Silhouette posted:

I too feel ashamed.

You have ruined one of my childhood favorites. Congrats.

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Seizureman: Dec 27, 2009; FABULOUS

Philip J. Fry posted:

You have ruined one of my childhood favorites. Congrats.

Your childhood was in 2009?

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AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

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BooDoug187: Apr 8, 2005; Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

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Philip J. Fry: Jan 3, 2009; What smells like blue?

Seizureman posted:

Your childhood was in 2009?

I cant tell if you're trying to be clever or if this is actually a serious question.

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Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

A Plaid Silhouette posted:

I too feel ashamed.

Easiest 5 I've ever given.

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The Pole Of Justice: Nov 25, 2008; IF MY WHITE KNIGHT COMPLEX GOT ANY WHITER IT'D LITERALLY BLIND YOU

_{but don't worry baby, I'd move in next door to you and help you find a boyfriend who didn't mind a blind chick}

N3RDSTER posted:

E: Wait a sec, i think I just got the title. We're supposed to swap it with another movie and not just something else aren't we?

Not necessarily, although that approach certainly seems to paying off.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Quantum of Phallus posted:

One is getting in whether you let it or not.

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Quabzor: Oct 17, 2010; My whole life just flashed before my eyes! Dude, I sleep a lot.

Steve Yun posted:

I feel ashamed of myself.

I hate you, I had forgotten about those pictures

Philip J. Fry posted:

I cant tell if you're trying to be clever or if this is actually a serious question.

Your picture goes great with this comment

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ff7cid: Jun 27, 2008; Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about!

Loretta Trampface posted:

Zing. This thread is awesome so far. Furthermore, Birdemic is an awful, awful movie.

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The Lemmy Disciple: Jul 24, 2011; alas i have returned a fellow man yet touched by the grace of a god so perfect that one can only experience his blessings through the beloved space ritual on cosmic bass strings eternal and in my plane of existence lemmy came forth to me and spoke of truth and light opening my own eyes to grace

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A Plaid Silhouette: Jul 2, 2011

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I reallly want to see this movie.

Here's another in the series:

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Experto Crede: Aug 19, 2008; Keep on Truckin'

"Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this renouncing of Satan as a gift on the day of my God Daughter's christening"

# ? Aug 2, 2011 22:32

V for Vegans: Jan 30, 2009

Trent posted:

Why the gently caress is that guy wearing an Eagle medal with a Life patch?

(this is a good thread, and yours is a good entry)

As long as you have every other requirement done before you turn 18, you have a 3 month buffer period after you age out to do your board of review for Eagle, but you can't technically wear your Eagle patch on your uniform, only the pin and the life badge.

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