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Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Just caught up on this LP, good stuff. This has been very entertaining so far Wiz Now to go read some of the other Mega-Paradox LPs. Which one to devote a week to first. :ohdear:

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Galaga Galaxian posted:

Just caught up on this LP, good stuff. This has been very entertaining so far Wiz Now to go read some of the other Mega-Paradox LPs. Which one to devote a week to first. :ohdear:

Wiz's Hohenzollern LP, which is probably my favorite Paradox LP/AAR of all time, is the one most similar in style to this one.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Pakled posted:

Wiz's Hohenzollern LP, which is probably my favorite Paradox LP/AAR of all time, is the one most similar in style to this one.

It also has the benefit of being the only one so far to actually finish all the way through (at least, as far as I remember).

Poland came close, but died in the EU3/Victoria conversion (Crazy Joe Wilson, if you're out there, you can start a second thread.)

Serbia will likely make it out of sheer cussed-mindedness, but it's been going on for 3 years and is only at the end of EU3.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
There is also the Jerusalem Mega LP.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Patter Song posted:

It also has the benefit of being the only one so far to actually finish all the way through (at least, as far as I remember).

Poland came close, but died in the EU3/Victoria conversion (Crazy Joe Wilson, if you're out there, you can start a second thread.)

Serbia will likely make it out of sheer cussed-mindedness, but it's been going on for 3 years and is only at the end of EU3.

Fintilgin's Kingdom of Jerusalem game also made it all the way through.

e:f;b

but yeah, other than those two, I don't think any others have made it all the way from CK to Hearts of Iron.

MadPierrot
Nov 4, 2009

we are all dead men on leave
The Jerusalem one is worth reading for the ending alone.

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost
I spent a couple hours playing a little V2 and tweaking it yesterday. So far: Early economy fixed, factories made profitable, capitalists unfucked, and national focus system revamped.

Rejected Fate posted:

I'd quite like to see how the Jews are doing there, actually. Do Horde provinces convert in religion? I hope it's still primarily Jewish, just for diversity.

Still Jewish.

CasinoV
Aug 13, 2009

MadPierrot posted:

The Jerusalem one is worth reading for the ending alone.

Ah yes the classic fake ending that became real ending. Quite good.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Wiz posted:

capitalists unfucked

Now this is just unacceptable. I thought we were all in agreement on the "gently caress Capitalists" agenda.

theblastizard
Nov 5, 2009

Wiz posted:

I spent a couple hours playing a little V2 and tweaking it yesterday. So far: Early economy fixed, factories made profitable, capitalists unfucked, and national focus system revamped.


Still Jewish.

Please tell me you went with the general modding solution of making the population requirement smaller.

Because having to hit 2 million people of your culture to get a second NF is damned near impossible for a lot of cultures.

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

theblastizard posted:

Please tell me you went with the general modding solution of making the population requirement smaller.

Because having to hit 2 million people of your culture to get a second NF is damned near impossible for a lot of cultures.

Actually I just made it so you get unlimited NFs, and added more NF options, so you can set a focus in every state, meaning you can actually actively manage your country isntead of just watching the game play itself.

This messes up vanilla colonization but that poo poo is awful anyway so tearing it out and replacing it.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Assuming NF stands for national focus? What does that do in V2? Do factories not use pops from the entire state rather than the province they're in anymore (like in V1)?

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

The Saurus posted:

Assuming NF stands for national focus? What does that do in V2? Do factories not use pops from the entire state rather than the province they're in anymore (like in V1)?

Factories use POPs, but you can't promote/demote POPs directly, instead you have to indirectly influence them using the national focus. It's basically a modifier you can set in a state from a list of existing ones like encouraging railroads, encouraging different types of factories, encouraging immigration or encouraging conversion to certain types of POPs.

Vanilla is super stingy with NF points though, so you can only really affect 1-2 state s at a time unless you're playing a great power, which means for big countries the vast majority of the country you can't do poo poo to manage POPs or control what your capitalists do.

Dirt Worshipper
Apr 2, 2007

Paralithodes Californiensis

Wiz posted:

I spent a couple hours playing a little V2 and tweaking it yesterday. So far: Early economy fixed, factories made profitable, capitalists unfucked, and national focus system revamped.

Paradox should really employ you because I basically only buy their games to play your mods.

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today
Clapping Larry
I'm sorry if there's an obvious answer to this, but is there a place where you can find Wiz' former mods, if any?

Edit: Sweet! Thanks, Wiz.

Bohemian Nights fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Sep 28, 2011

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost
Most of my mods are here.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

zeek40 posted:

The King of Mann will conquer Lesbos and update his coat of arms.

I dare you to find a coat of arms with more legs.


e: King, not Kind



I usually just lurk these threads, but this deserves special attention. Hilarious!

Crazy Joe Wilson
Jul 4, 2007

Justifiably Mad!

Patter Song posted:

It also has the benefit of being the only one so far to actually finish all the way through (at least, as far as I remember).

Poland came close, but died in the EU3/Victoria conversion (Crazy Joe Wilson, if you're out there, you can start a second thread.)

I started working on finishing the Victoria conversion two weeks ago :shhh:

Also Wiz, kudos to you for tackling this again, and going with an-out there state like Azerbaijan. I've always liked the name of that place. Great stuff in this thread so far.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Crazy Joe Wilson posted:

I started working on finishing the Victoria conversion two weeks ago :shhh:

What the!

I tried reading your thread again yesterday but all of the [waffle]images are down :( Any chance you could painstakingly reupload them all?

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

The Saurus posted:

What the!

I tried reading your thread again yesterday but all of the [waffle]images are down :( Any chance you could painstakingly reupload them all?

Saurus, you'll scare him away.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
Wiz, out of curiosity, if this and the Hohenzollern LP were you playing with limitations on yourself, what happens when you go out with the active intent to conquer the world?

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Raserys posted:

Wiz, out of curiosity, if this and the Hohenzollern LP were you playing with limitations on yourself, what happens when you go out with the active intent to conquer the world?

It isn't particularly hard to break the game and conquer the world. Once you get past a certain point, EU3 is incredibly easy, and the worst part is simply micromanaging all the armies and navies and poo poo.

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Crazy Joe Wilson posted:

I started working on finishing the Victoria conversion two weeks ago :shhh:

Also Wiz, kudos to you for tackling this again, and going with an-out there state like Azerbaijan. I've always liked the name of that place. Great stuff in this thread so far.

Yessssss. I loved that Poland LP.

theblastizard
Nov 5, 2009

Raserys posted:

Wiz, out of curiosity, if this and the Hohenzollern LP were you playing with limitations on yourself, what happens when you go out with the active intent to conquer the world?

Go see the How to Play EU3 thread to see an effort with no restraints. It is also possible to actively conquer the world, even as the weakest of powers, like Ryukyu.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.

The Saurus posted:

What the!

I tried reading your thread again yesterday but all of the [waffle]images are down :( Any chance you could painstakingly reupload them all?

Waffleimages is a ghost that will haunt us forever.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
One day, imgur and LPix and tinypic will go down and all these threads that entertain us so today will be as unreadable as 80% of the Goldmine.

... except for Wiz's LP's, because Shards of Dalaya will surely be around forever.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Pakled posted:

One day, imgur and LPix and tinypic will go down and all these threads that entertain us so today will be as unreadable as 80% of the Goldmine.

... except for Wiz's LP's, because Shards of Dalaya will surely be around forever.

That's half the reason I've got ~7000 images from various goldmines and thread over the past several years- and platinum :v:

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd
Also, I have all the pictures from all of Wiz's LPs as part of the archiving process.

Speaking of which, exciting news to come soon, for all you Crete lovers!

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Does it involve the isle of either mann or lesbos?

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


I wish Crusader Kings was on Steam, I kinda want to play it myself. I really love its focus on playing a family that rules a nation/vassals as opposed to you being the nation itself. Then again I worry I wouldn't have the patience for it or it wouldn't be nearly as exciting as Wiz's excellent descriptions and narrative.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Galaga Galaxian posted:

I wish Crusader Kings was on Steam, I kinda want to play it myself. I really love its focus on playing a family that rules a nation/vassals as opposed to you being the nation itself. Then again I worry I wouldn't have the patience for it or it wouldn't be nearly as exciting as Wiz's excellent descriptions and narrative.

Crusader Kings is unique in that you can be the strongest country in the world and it doesn't mean you won't get hosed over when your 8-year-old Schizophrenic Excommunicated Heretic son takes over. You'll still be in for an impossible uphill struggle.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Patter Song posted:

Crusader Kings is unique in that you can be the strongest country in the world and it doesn't mean you won't get hosed over when your 8-year-old Schizophrenic Excommunicated Heretic son takes over. You'll still be in for an impossible uphill struggle.

Yeah, thats so much more interesting than "ok, conquered a third of the continent, the rest will come in time, and then the world."

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Galaga Galaxian posted:

I wish Crusader Kings was on Steam, I kinda want to play it myself. I really love its focus on playing a family that rules a nation/vassals as opposed to you being the nation itself. Then again I worry I wouldn't have the patience for it or it wouldn't be nearly as exciting as Wiz's excellent descriptions and narrative.

It is a strange game. Playing it as a game is almost invariably not fun at all - you can quickly get to the point where you are impossible to beat, and making sure an idiot doesn't inherit isn't THAT hard. Vassals are annoying to control sometimes, but you can grow enough kids in a couple generations to get the bloodline bonus for almost everyone. Playing low on the totem pole can also be ridiculously boring if you again treat the game as just a game.

But if you start to really pay attention to your family tree, noting rivalries and making sub-optimal choices based on characters' personalities, then the game really starts to shine and you start to get a really interesting and at times hilarious or heartbreaking narrative.

For example, one of my favorite things is to play as a count in the service of a duke of some greater nation, like France or Poland. This allows you to keep a smaller court and concentrate on family dynamics. I remember one particularly cruel and zealous count who was vicious to his court but weak-willed and doting when it came to his only son and heir. In an ironic twist of fate, he caught his son in bed with another boy. In a rage, he disinherited him and cast him out of the court. A few years later, he had another boy, and the EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED. One of the rarest events had happened to the same count. He went insane from the stress almost immediately after and killed himself, after which a cousin inherited. I got a pretty big kick out of that.

Sometimes you have to stretch, but you can almost always squeeze a coherent narrative out of the game, and it often does the storytelling itself. It's probably the PC game I've put the most hours into total, aside from maybe Civ 4 or EU3. I am very anxious to see how they do with CK2. If they forget this strong core, it could be awful, but if they don't mess with this basic narrative creation element and just improve on all the janky mechanics and make it a fun game as well as story, then it could be the last computer game I ever need.

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice

Darth Windu posted:

It is a strange game. Playing it as a game is almost invariably not fun at all - you can quickly get to the point where you are impossible to beat, and making sure an idiot doesn't inherit isn't THAT hard. Vassals are annoying to control sometimes, but you can grow enough kids in a couple generations to get the bloodline bonus for almost everyone. Playing low on the totem pole can also be ridiculously boring if you again treat the game as just a game.

But if you start to really pay attention to your family tree, noting rivalries and making sub-optimal choices based on characters' personalities, then the game really starts to shine and you start to get a really interesting and at times hilarious or heartbreaking narrative.

Totally with you on this. One of my rulers was doing his best to conquer North Africa so he could add another kingship to his list of titles, but was jealous of a nephew who had the most awesome province in the entirety of the dynasty (Toledo). Plus his wife hated him and he watched year after year go without an heir, which meant an even greater drive to amass more in his lifetime.

I wound up pretty much bankrupting the dynasty trying to seize back the nephew's holdings and boot him from the kingdom, which objectively was stupid since he was actually pretty competent and would have inherited the throne, but I have to admit it made for satisfying storytelling in my head. My king eventually received a grievous wound in battle and turned down the offer of healing, deciding to trust to God the fate of his dynasty. He died shortly after, leaving his brother with two kingdoms at least.

Funny how easy CK makes it to invest your avatars with so much backstory.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


That is pretty much exactly how I would probably play it (after learning the basics) since in a lot of games I play more with aesthetics/roleplay/"spirit of the game" in mind instead of efficiency.

For example, in Mount and Blade I'll only use the troops of the nation I serve and use decent troop ratios instead of simply steamrolling everything with heavy cavalry or only hiring the best of each troop type. Or in Silent Hunter III I'll follow many of the limitations/rules/regulations set by the BdU, that have no positive gameplay effect, such as making regular radio reports, even if all that does in the actual game is let the allies triangulate my position (and Bdu always just replies with the same "yeah keep up the good work." message.).

Crusader Kings just looks like a wonderful game for that sorta mentality. I wish it was on Steam, I know its available at other places but, like many goons I am spoiled. Plus its like $25 for the full thing at the couple places I checked and if it had been on steam during that paradox sale a week or two back I could've gotten it for a steal. :steam::hf::swoon:

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
That's how I play games too. Form over function. You'd probably love Crusader Kings. Another game that I got into with the same fervor was King of Dragon Pass, but that has less replayability since the story is always the same. It is still very fun.

ibntumart
Mar 18, 2007

Good, bad. I'm the one with the power of Shu, Heru, Amon, Zehuti, Aton, and Mehen.
College Slice

Galaga Galaxian posted:

Crusader Kings just looks like a wonderful game for that sorta mentality. I wish it was on Steam, I know its available at other places but, like many goons I am spoiled. Plus its like $25 for the full thing at the couple places I checked and if it had been on steam during that paradox sale a week or two back I could've gotten it for a steal. :steam::hf::swoon:

You can buy the digital download of CK and the expansion for just under $20 at Amazon.

Darth Windu posted:

That's how I play games too. Form over function. You'd probably love Crusader Kings. Another game that I got into with the same fervor was King of Dragon Pass, but that has less replayability since the story is always the same. It is still very fun.

I just got KoDP last week (after finding the LP linked to in the Sims 3 LP thread, of all things). So far, my little clan isn't very good at, um, anything, but at least we haven't been butchered by the Ducks or anything yet.

ibntumart fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Sep 29, 2011

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Collecting King titles is fun, even (sometimes especially) when you no longer have the land associated. At one point I had a King who was King of England, Wales, Ireland, Castille, Aragon, Leon, Navarre, and Egypt, yet the empire only had two provinces on the Iberian Peninsula and a smattering of holdings in Egypt and Ireland (with England and Wales totally owned). I loved the idea that I had stolen all the royal titles from Iberia and abandoned the peninsula for good.

Galaga Galaxian
Apr 23, 2009

What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!


Darth Windu posted:

That's how I play games too. Form over function. You'd probably love Crusader Kings. Another game that I got into with the same fervor was King of Dragon Pass, but that has less replayability since the story is always the same. It is still very fun.

ibntumart posted:

I just got KoDP last week (after finding the LP linked to in the Sims 3 LP thread, of all things). So far, my little clan isn't very good at, um, anything, but at least we haven't been butchered by the Ducks or anything yet.

I love KoDP, its another great game for this, since really there is no super efficient way to play it. I also have a decent knowledge of Glorantha (KoDP's setting) which makes it especially fun to play.

ibntumart posted:

You can buy the digital download of CK and the expansion for just under $20 at Amazon.

As odd as this might sound, I didn't even know Amazon did digital downloads. Though another (less half-hearted) check of places to get the game reveals that Green Man Gaming has Crusader Kings: Complete for $15. I've heard good things about them, and might go for it. The fact, however, the CK:C is available on a surprising number of websites makes me doubly confused why it isn't on steam.

Galaga Galaxian fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Sep 30, 2011

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I always make decisions in CK the same way my ruler would based on his personality traits. If he's cold and cruel, he'd beat the poo poo out of his kids when they did something wrong (or perhaps have a servant do so). A wise and just king would try to instill those virtues in his children. A lazy, arbitrary king basically ignores his realm, and he only rides out to battle when his kingdom is in a state of total upheaval with vassals breaking away and poo poo (basically when he has no other choice).

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