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Time to convert to Christianity and put your traitorous underlings to the sword! If the Muslims won't appreciate your prowess, maybe the Pope will.
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How difficult is it to create a tyrannical dictatorship, ruling all territories directly and keeping the populace loyally terrified of your iron grip?
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Well, now we have no choice but to invade Italy. Then we can hide out there while the Golden Horde fucks up the entire Middle East, and periodically send scouts to check if it's safe to go back.
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Aug 11, 2011 01:36
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Wiz posted:Balance thing, reduces all stats of characters born after game start. What? Why?
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Aug 11, 2011 02:53
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Ras Het posted:Well that was, uhh, impressive. Any long term plans? Languish in poverty and constant fear of being annihilated.
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Aug 12, 2011 01:13
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Historical questions: Why were there so many Mongols? Where'd they all come from? Why'd they all migrate together? Why didn't they peter out before reaching Europe? How come Europe didn't have such huge numbers of people just ready and willing to be a continent-spanning army?
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But other powers had already mastered the horse archer, such as the Parthians. Why didn't this make them a similar superpower?
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Cerebral Bore posted:A mid-sized horse has about 35-40 litres of blood in its body, so you can tap out a fair bit without affecting it overly much. Blood is also hella nutritious, so you don't have to drink a whole lot of it in order to survive. How do they tap the horse? Do they just stab it? If so, how do they close the wound afterwards? Surely they'd have horses continually getting infections and falling ill.
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Cowcatcher posted:If you do that for a few centuries, you figure out how to do it right. Today, there are tribes in East Africa who bleed their cattle often and mix the blood with milk, ick So, what, now you're drinking a frothy pink mixture? Fantastic. Edit: So this is what it looks like, then. Earlier in the video shows the actual bleeding of the cow, so don't watch that if you don't want to. AgentF fucked around with this message at 15:07 on Aug 12, 2011 |
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Wiz posted:In 1295,
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Patter Song posted:The chances of at least one ruler brought into EU3 being an Unnamed Infant aren't too terrible. Since there's a whole bunch of Unnamed Infants in Osterreich, including one Count, and every child a male Unnamed Infant has becomes an Unnamed Infant himself, they can infect the families of Europe like a virus. Probably why Wiz had them all eradicated. 
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The sect will spring forth from the ground like a thing that springs in a similar manner to that which they will.
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Aug 16, 2011 02:28
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Cerebral Bore posted:the rampaging AI realizes that the only way to win a Paradox game is to not play. That sounds like quite the paradox.
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Aug 17, 2011 07:54
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What happens when the game reaches its final year (I assume it has one)? Does the game say "Welp, it's 13XX. Hope you had fun" and end?
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Aug 18, 2011 07:24
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Sandono posted:Speaking of which, why the gently caress is it that the only way to appease a courtier or one's wife is to pay them anywhere from an entire castle to a huge fortress worth of wealth? How does that make any sense? What, you can't   ?
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Aug 18, 2011 08:06
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Are there Australian Aboriginals in this game? How about after Arab traders convert Indonesia to Islam, they also reach the north of Australia for some light trading. Some Aboriginal groups are converted to Islam and this unifies them somewhat, either within themselves or with the Indonesians.
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Aug 20, 2011 06:47
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Patter Song posted:No Aboriginals in vanilla (and I don't think they're in Wizmod either). Honestly, I don't think that it'd really benefit the game to insert them. Might be neat to have an Australia that's more resistant to colonisation.
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1) No 2) No 3) No 4) Yes 5) No
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Humongous kangaroos, hopping between continents.
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:This. It's only natural that peoples use their native species as a sign of pride. The Isle of Man simply put theirs on their flag.
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Aug 21, 2011 22:45
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who all ride dinosaurs (or giant wombats)
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Aug 22, 2011 02:29
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Timur's invasion fleet set sail for Australia to acquire deadly giant kangaroos, but got blown off course to the moon. At around 1600 the Timoids descend upon humanity.
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Aug 22, 2011 22:56
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Reveilled posted:+1 for how awesome this one is. MadPierrot posted:I thought eagles were solitary animals.
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Aug 31, 2011 14:56
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SomethingAwful decided to show me a thing:
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Proposition Joe posted:Australia. Rainbow Serpentism
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"Caspian Sea = Azeri Lake" sounded so appealing before you sperges went overboard.
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Kainser posted:I don't think it's very tolerant to conquer areas. We aim for the greatest toleration for all. If there is no toleration to be found in foreign lands, then we must conquer them to bring them into our sphere of tolerance. The descendents of those subjugated will thank us.
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Bring back the Ildeguzids! Scour the land until we find one!
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Oct 10, 2011 23:41
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 Holy poo poo let's get Syria and Persia on board for our inevitable war against Russia.
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Zudak posted:Tolerate ALL the things! SHALL WE TOLERATE OUR OWN DOOM?!
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Ironic Revolution posted:Honestly I would have voted C, but there's no chance of it winning, so we might as well try and make sure Poland will help us out if need be. If there's one thing we shouldn't tolerate, it's strategic voting. Let's have a proper preferential voting system instead of this first-past-the-post rubbish!
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Ras Het posted:Hahahaha, that ruled. Did the Mughal king die at a fortunate time or did you get rid of him with an event (or cheat...)? He was struck down by the might of vengeful Allah! 
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Zeroisanumber posted:Yeah, that's a color scheme that'd be hard to take when you have a hangover. And if you're colourblind you wouldn't be able to tell your flag from a (ex-)Libyan one.
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Cerebral Bore posted:Norway should start out with some kinda super-pagan religion with a shitload of bonuses and they should get the decisions to invent black metal (+10 cultural tradition, +10 prestige, +10 military tradition) and a provincial decision to burn down the churches in any christian province they conquer, thus instantly converting said province. Yes! But make Black Metal a faction of Christianity and allow a Black Metal papacy!
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steinrokkan posted:Also, all Bohemian rulers should be killed in a defenestration event. Poland (Russia) should get the hero Wojtek, who provides bonuses to nearby artillery units.
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One European nation begins with "The Holy Grail" and every other European nation constantly attacks it to claim it for themselves, at which point they become the new target.
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Minimum Adam Smith!
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How would a secular kingdom even work? I thought part of the deal with monarchs was "I am appointed by God". How else do you stop people asking "Why is he the only one who gets to sit on the throne?"
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