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Each of the four places are various times in the Minecraft universe. The one you start on is the present. You (or you and friends) work on building your world into something good. The Nether is actually many many years in the future, after a monstrous apocalypse has overcome the Minecraft world. Those "nether structures" are actually abandoned structures from the previous people who built them, and populating this hellish future is Pigmen (fused mutation from pigs and zombies), Ghasts (mutated chickens), Blazes (mutated slimes) and Magma Cubes (some kind of weird fused mutation of Creepers and Skeleton Archers). Spiders, sheeps and cows have long since become extinct. The land, covered in lava and fire, can no longer support water or plants, except for the mysterious Netherwart. Obviously some kind of mutation from one of the plants from the present time. The End is is just that: The end of time. Set thousands upon thousands of years even further into the future than The Nether, the land is now nothing but flat plains of sand, the fires and lava long since extinguished. The previously scorched inhabitants of the Minecraft world, thought destroyed when the apocalypse happened, were actually living underground in the Nether, barely surviving for these thousands of years. Mutation from the apocalypse caused their appearance to change drastically, allow them to not die of old age, and gave them a few powers, like increased speed, never having to eat again and the ability to teleport. In The End time, they have finally come out of hiding and now long to go back to how they used to live. So they pick up the never ending sand and move it around, wanting to build the vast structures that once populated the planet. It is futile of course, because they are no longer the men and women they once were. Just mere shadows of their past selves. The only oddity in this time is the sudden appearance of the the dragons, who seem slightly out of place in this empty, depressing world. If they Sky dimension ever gets added, clearly the sky dimension is the future AFTER The End as well as the time before the present. The dragons, with their ability to easily destroy anything in their path and mysterious magical abilities, must also be balanced out with the ability to CREATE, most likely picked up from the Endermen. So they wipe out the Endermen, but start to rebuild the world, and soon they create the Beginning Times (Sky Dimension). Eventually everything cycles back to how it is in the present. And, as man tends to do sometimes, ends up causing the extinction of these mighty creatures. Circle of Life and all that. And then we play god, and build portals (time machines if you will) and cause some things to leak out, hence the Endermen's sudden appearance in our world. Oh god what did I just write Macaluso fucked around with this message at Oct 12, 2011 around 19:03 |
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Macaluso posted:
A: Fanfiction, without the oral sex part.
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It's not too late to add one, though. Couldn't hurt. E: And then the enderman looked me in the eye and bent down towards my erect blockpenis. His mouth opened from the side and a mouth filled with purple light split across his face. Then he winked at me and I realized this was no enderman, it was an enderlady! As she took my penis into her mouth I was filled with fuzzy warmth and purple particles popped out all over. Then the enderlady teleported away, leaving me with a puckered red hole where once I had a blockpenis. Thus began my quest for a new, stronger, better blockpenis. You can read the rest at the following adfly link: YOURFRIEND fucked around with this message at Oct 12, 2011 around 19:12 |
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Senator Woofington posted:Why has this not been posted This really makes me want to spawn a dragon in one of those mountain-y, cliff-ridden areas.
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Republicanus posted:A: Fanfiction, without the oral sex part. That creeper's about to blow!
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I present to you the Minecraft Xperia Play commercial. I can't even... what  ...did I just watch.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6FhtpcHrsU P.S.: She creeps me out 
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KM Scorchio posted:Please let me be able to put a saddle on one of those beautiful bastards. Don't forget to make like yoshi and punch it in the back of the head to unleash a WORLD MELTING BREATH OF DOOM upon those who would dare unsurp your realm.  Or chase down mobs with a bow and arrow for sport. 
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lordfrikk posted:I present to you the Minecraft Xperia Play commercial. I can't even... what I was more weirded out by an actual commercial for Minecraft. Pretty eyes, though.
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I for one have been disappointed by that dragons lack of fire.
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I certainly wouldn't bother breathing fire if I could just fly through poo poo and make it unexist. Don't be such a pansy.
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Schwarzwald posted:Xephos, could you confirm or deny this for us? Thank you. Since he's in the US currently, I'll confirm it for you - they can be alarming daft sometimes (oh god the Portal 2). RedXII posted:I want a special edition of the yogscast with Simon and Lewis reading this letter in the voices they do. Like they used to with the minecraft forums posts. I hope you like pubby/Polish/internet retard voice - that audio will hopefully be uploaded when they're back from the US, and there's a lot of that in it. [EDIT]: Also, good lord I'm behind on this thread, just realised these answers are like pages back. Hexadecimal Gnome fucked around with this message at Oct 12, 2011 around 20:00 |
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Ender dragon looks stupid. The animation is great, but they basically couldn't figure out how to get it to land and take off nicely and factor it all into decent pathing so they just copped out and said WHAT IF THE DRAGON JUST DELETES BLOCKS?? Just adding to the terrible mishmash of one-off flavor and gimmicks that is the minecraft universe.
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mezo posted:Ender dragon looks stupid. The animation is great, but they basically couldn't figure out how to get it to land and take off nicely and factor it all into decent pathing so they just copped out and said WHAT IF THE DRAGON JUST DELETES BLOCKS?? Just adding to the terrible mishmash of one-off flavor and gimmicks that is the minecraft universe.  Chill out dude, it's not done yet.
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Oh well if that's the case then never mind.
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Notch specifically said that he'll be making more dragons in the future that can actually land and poo poo. He was saying that he wants this dragon to be brutually hard, near-impossible to kill. So I guess it fits that he just destroys anything he flies near. It will also be in the ender, where you wont give a poo poo that it's destroying the landscape (I think the landscape will be different enough so he doesn't really run into it much)
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Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:Notch specifically said that he'll be making more dragons in the future that can actually land and poo poo. He was saying that he wants this dragon to be brutually hard, near-impossible to kill. So I guess it fits that he just destroys anything he flies near. It will also be in the ender, where you wont give a poo poo that it's destroying the landscape (I think the landscape will be different enough so he doesn't really run into it much) Oh did he? I didn't know he was planning on making different kinds of dragons. If that's the case, I wonder if we'll be able to breed dragons somehow so we could get a smaller one that can fly/glide and we can use a saddle on? I'll be Chocoboin all up ons
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I would like a tameable dragon that I could build a giant perch for on top of my castle!
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Jin Wicked posted:I would like a tameable dragon that I could build a giant perch for on top of my castle! I would like to build a castle on my dragon and have my house fly around.
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Jin Wicked posted:I would like a tameable dragon that I could build a giant perch for on top of my castle! I want tamable dragons that behave EXACTLY like tame wolves, just bigger. Even down to doing the cute little shaking animation if they get wet.
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I can't believe how good the dragon animation looks. It looks so good that it's kind of weird. Why does the dragon animate 10x nicer than anything else?!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxzGkqLIkTw
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Macaluso posted:all up ons Thank you for saying the exact words needed to completely fix this horrible day. 
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Polo-Rican posted:I can't believe how good the dragon animation looks. It looks so good that it's kind of weird. Why does the dragon animate 10x nicer than anything else?! Probably because it consists of more parts than all the other mobs combined 
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Macaluso posted:Oh did he? I didn't know he was planning on making different kinds of dragons. If that's the case, I wonder if we'll be able to breed dragons somehow so we could get a smaller one that can fly/glide and we can use a saddle on? I'll be Chocoboin all up ons http://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/124154763351818240 quote:After release, I will totally work on slightly less dangerous dragons that don't destroy terrain and can land and whatnot. They will be red.
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YOURFRIEND posted:It's not too late to add one, though. Couldn't hurt. I... there's no words. 
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lordfrikk posted:I present to you the Minecraft Xperia Play commercial. I can't even... what Is that the girl from the Flight of the Conchords show? I always found her really cute, if odd.
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Bellend Sebastian posted:Is that the girl from the Flight of the Conchords show? I always found her really cute, if odd. She's pretty funny whenever she makes an appearance on the Daily Show too.
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Yah, that's Kristen Schaal http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1102891/. Also note: that is not a TV commercial, it's an internet contest promotion (put together by the guys at hat-films.com who did the 1.7 and 1.8 trailers and the weird puppet poo poo and do a pretty decent LP series themselves)
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If dragons periodically poured lava out their mouths that's be crazy amazing.
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lizzyinthesky posted:Yah, that's Kristen Schaal http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1102891/. Also note: that is not a TV commercial, it's an internet contest promotion (put together by the guys at hat-films.com who did the 1.7 and 1.8 trailers and the weird puppet poo poo and do a pretty decent LP series themselves) I've grown to love the Haat guys. Also re-watching Mad Men and completely forgot Kristen is in that too, albeit a small role.
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There's going to be some fantastic pubbie rage out there as soon as people figure out how to spawn those dragons.
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I decided to try making an adventure map and here's a thing I just did for that. It's a sphinx. Okay here it is:      Each block lovingly placed by hand. I think I'll replace the cloth with stone though.
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Replace the cobblestone with sandstone, and the cloth with glowstone.
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Gardias posted:I decided to try making an adventure map and here's a thing I just did for that. It's a sphinx. Okay here it is: 
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Balon posted:And I will drink their delicious tears and bathe in their rage. If you thought the Minecraft tree griefing video was good, wait till griefers figure out how to forcibly spawn dragons.
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I hope there is at least one block type that cannot break. Making an obsidian cage with a dragon inside would be absolutely badass. (This, of course, would be done with Bukkit plugins to spawn creatures)
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Tardcore posted:That gives me hope for a big burrowing worm monster.
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Today as an experiment I tried to recreate my apartment in minecraft. My apartment's walls aren't a meter thick.
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Gardias posted:I decided to try making an adventure map and here's a thing I just did for that. It's a sphinx. Okay here it is: I like to think it's still daytime but it's so loving huge you've left the atmosphere!
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