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That is seriously the dumbest loving gaming-related thing I've ever seen. I've defended basically every pretentious indie game to come out, from Braid to Passage, but holy gently caress, that ending is a loving abomination. It's like Mojang hired M. Night Shyamalan's fanfic-writing twin. (boss fight looks kinda neat though) Here it is, if for some reason you loving love scrolling text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ThL-9mQU0
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 20:54 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:07 |
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It would have been neat if they did something small-scale that put your gameplay into perspective, like maybe a few paragraphs with some nice art that describes your hero's journey or whatever, kinda like the end of Marathon Infinity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f5vbzZyIjs But no. Scrolling loving text. Ugh. Of course, one byproduct of this game's ridiculously open development cycle, combined with a lack of real objectives, is that the ending is basically pointless. Game over, now go and play more like you have been for the last two years or whatever. But regardless, literally anything would be a better ending. gently caress, just show a congratulations screen and an "achievement unlocked: beat game" popup. Anything but this piece of poo poo.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 21:10 |
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quote:You. You. You are alive. I've never gotten douche chills from text before now. This is the worst thing. Minecraft Megathread: and the universe said I love you because you are love
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 21:23 |
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PalmTreeFun posted:God drat, this is so stereotypically indie game it hurts. Excuse me while I go play some Flash games about ~true love~ to wash the indie off myself. I defend the gently caress out of those games because they almost always have legitimate artistic intent and sometimes execute that poo poo pretty well (though more often than not fall flat on their face), but this is nothing like that. Not only is it uber-pretentious, it's a complete non sequitur to the rest of the loving game. Like, when you play Braid, even if you think the ending is silly you can at least see what, why, and how Jonathan Blow tried to make it and integrate it into the game. This is just scrolling text following you killing a dragon. Goddamn.
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 21:27 |
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ChurlishToff posted:It's weird because enderdragons were pretty much going to be a lil' joke referencing the legals stuff with scrolls. Then they were final boss, and now a precursor to a big wall of dumb words. Have Mojang ever known what the gently caress they were doing? I mean, honestly, I've been out of the Minecraft loop for well over a year, and reading up on everything between beta 1.8 and now just seems like "holy poo poo rush like crazy and cut every corner to get 1.0 out for Minecon."
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2011 21:43 |