Macaluso posted:

Another call out by Notch! Simon and Lewis!

mrwuss posted:

He's a bit behind in the times!

Vatek posted:

Lightning can do that, yeah.

Furnok Dorn posted:

Easiest way is to get destination coordinates in the real world, divide them by 8 (you only need to calculate the x and z coordinates, portals seem to ignore y) and then build your portal in the nether to get there.

CJacobs posted:

And as well, Bethesda's law office has no case because "Scrolls" is not "The Elder Scrolls" and as long as Mojang acknowledges that TES is a thing that exists and they respect the right to not steal any of their poo poo, Mojang will likely come out of this lawsuit with an undeserving sense of pride!

Vatek posted:

I like them as a feature, but they need to work on how they're generated. The layout should resemble how an actual mine would be laid out, instead of some horrible schizophrenic disaster that was apparently carved by miners who were left underground too long and went insane.

Evek posted:

But I did manage to build a four sided clocktower on my regular server to scare my friends on redstone. It only encouraged them to start using it.

Zoe posted:

But but but I hear you say, what about mountains? Yes okay, if you swing a right from spawn there are a couple of decent ones, complete with American flag and tiny plane.

Amaritudo posted:

Yeah, but once you got them hooked, they turn into crack fiends and will swarm you when you got food in your hand.

Rabidsamba posted:

I'm loving that potion system, it is beautiful. I just wish there was some way to disguise what effects the potion had. That way you could hide a deadly one in a bunch of healy type ones, and what's that trying to steal my potions? Yes drink away!

bout it flautist posted:

More stuff I want: Paper that we can right on. I cannot imagine this being difficult using whatever code there is for the map and allowing twice the text of a sign or so.

The Snark posted:

Edit: Now that you have me thinking about it I confess I'm now having visions of a lab set up with equipment to pipe potions around, maybe rigged to dump them into holding cells to test their effects in unethical experiments on pigs, cows, zombies... Villagers....

I'm probably getting my hopes up for a simple chemistry set as it is however.

AN AOL CHAT ROOM posted:

And the alchemy table, like the (useless) bookcase and glass blocks/panes, is unable to be mined once placed

Dr. Dos posted:

I want this and the ability to make a wall clock or grandfather clock.

Orv posted:

What, your house is attached to the ground?

Stokes posted:

https://twitter.com/#!/notch/status/120207632228298753


And I guess people have already figured out what the hieroglyphics mean.

Eox posted:

Let's see how it works...

Macaluso posted:

So I'm watching the survival island playthrough Simon and Lewis did (I never watched it back when it came out).

Simon setting up the torches to spell "HELP" in LOWER CASE LETTERS was loving hilarious.

Bellend Sebastian posted:

aVo's videos are generally pretty funny, but Krysk has outdone himself for making new griefing tools this time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3IUONiBd5E

A Sassy Dog posted:

Well, I don't know how you'd make wolves hostile toward a person. Maybe they'd just be friendly dogs.

ThndrShk2k posted:

"Wanna trade 2EPs for an enchanted diamond pick?"
"2EPs? They're worth at least 5EPs"

Minecraft, now with SoJs.

Eiba posted:

I think Lewis is in fact as charmingly dim as he appears, though.

wyoming posted:

It's damage vs. Undead.
He was tweeting about trying to come up with name earlier.

A Sassy Dog posted:

Holy poo poo check out this email from a sperglord that Notch just tweeted:



Apparently you can't implement a feature that a modder put in or else it's creative theft. I mean, this isn't new poo poo from modders, but it's hilarious too that they're shipping it off to Notch.

Also, "Snow breaks torches? gently caress!"

bango skank posted:

It'd be nice if notch took this as a cue to finally step in and say, "listen up assholes, all youre doing is modding MY game. You can't loving copyright this poo poo and if youre making money off of it, we're going to go bethesda on your rear end."

Dr. Octopus posted:

Any idea how to fix this? Besides not die.

EightBit posted:

So when do we start calling it Planescraft?

fondue posted:

I'm incompetent with the eye of ender; how do you follow it? It just seems to spaz out in the air, not really going one direction or another, then falls. WTF?

Joust posted:

Arrath posted:

Goddamn, its the creeperpocalypse.

My friend and I were heading back to our main base after adventuring out to look for ravines when, suddenly, we were surrounded by creepers! I fought off 3, then watched* while my friend was chased down by 4 of them, the subsequent explosions leaving a cratered trail that led to his corpse.

*laughing too hard to help him

President Ark posted:

Gold is semi-useful as armor. It's the same quality as leather, which isn't great, but if you don't have enough materials to make iron/diamond armor it's alright.

Other than that, yeah, it's basically garbage.

Vib Rib posted:

This is nice, but I wish the cameraman hadn't been the one who spends like ten solid minutes just chopping trees down before doing anything.

DNK posted:

An asymmetrical castle with three floors and two staircases per level. Make it out of cobblestone.

Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:

Apparently it's pretty easy now to increase the cap. Not sure if a 6235 block height cap would completely break minecraft, though. Probably.

Someone should actually do this, though, with the modified height cap. There has to be some sort of program that would convert a heightmap into a minecraft map. Then someone would spawn in Nebraska with no trees for miles and miles and only extremely rare underground caves.

Ass_Burgerer posted:

All i want is a couple of tools that have SILK TOUCH, so what's the best way to go about getting this?

RossMan4Life posted:

I never saw the sense in using diamond armor because I have enough sense to look at my inventory screen if I get into some wild combat and am not retarded. IIRC, all armor reduces damage equally, it's just about durability, so only bad Minecraft players or those in a post-scarcity world use diamond armor.

Waldorf Sixpence posted:

Am I the only person who only uses stone picks unless the ore requires a higher tier? I hate 'wasting' iron or diamond for use in picks on plain stone.

Slung Blade posted:

I'd really like to see this as a base for the moon's phases.






But I guess I'm just a horrid nerd.

Times posted:

Your comic makes me wish there was a cute-faced variant on creepers in the game that is friendly, won't explode, follows you around like a lost puppy, and will actually stop enemy creepers from exploding.