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Bluff
Oct 7, 2009

YOU STUPID ASSHOLES


I can't read this log because it makes me want to do pull ups.

Ugh, jealous as gently caress.

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Waka Flocka Flame
Mar 7, 2011



How are you so good at those?

Also how do chins hurt your shoulder and pullups don't?! Pullups make my shoulders blow up but chins np

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Well from a standing position, raise your arms straight up; can you rotate your hands in to be fully supinated without the assistance of a fixed object like a bar while keeping your arms straight up? When I add on weight, the path I take becomes straighter and the position at the bottom can't be held away from my body, which all but forces me to go pronated.

At bodyweight I can probably do any variation thanks to the body control I'm allowed.

sensual donkey punching
Mar 13, 2004

=)

fairly amazing

jld
Jan 4, 2005


wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Tried some No-Xplode or whatever today, tasted like poo poo and gave me no poops so that's a bust.

02/03/12

DB Bench: 90x8, 6, 4, 80x6
DB Incline (60°): 50x9, 45x9, 40x9
DB Shoulder Press: 30x12, 10, 9

Cable Chest Press: 70x9, 60x11, 50x8 (paired w/ flies)
Seated Cable Fly: 40x11, 35x10, 30x12
Scott Lateral & Gironda Side Raises, Prone Variations, shoulder death

CS Incline DB Shrug: 90x15, 80x15, 70x15 (paused more each set)
Cambered-Bar Pushdown: 130x7, 115x9, 100x12+4+2

Plank: +135x40s, 30s, +90x30s, +45x45s

No gains in lift numbers but I'm able to touch chest on DB bench and I think I've found a good motion for incline. Tested out a shitload of lateral raises so was fried on trap stuff, but think I'll settle on scott laterals as a primary exercise and gironda side raises at the end of the workout.

No excuse on the planks, they just sucked rear end.



Me right now so nap time then log creeping because yeah that's how I spend Fridays.

Hijinkz
Apr 11, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post


What's the source on that gif?? it's hypnotizing

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


This one was from 4chan but I trawl a few animal images sites. For every 80 dicks I get a new cat gif; I don't know if it's worth it.

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


"butt-hutt"

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


You know it.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


Gina Carano is bigger than Georges St. Pierre.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


2/5/12

Pull-Up: 16, 15, 13 wut
EZ CG Spider Curl: 80x4, 3, 70x5, 60x7, 50x9
CS Incline DB Row: 65x14, 10, 55x15, 11

DB Preacher: 25x8, 22.5x8, 15x12
EZ MP Shrug: 100x15, 90x15, 60x25 (supinated)
CS Incline DB Shrug: 90x22, 18, 80x15+(60x12 standing), 50x a really high number

Cable Row: 280x11, 240x8, 200x9 (drop sets kinda)
Lat Pulldown: 120x12+4+2
Rope Curl: 70x8, 60x8, 50x11

gently caress you smile what have you gotten me into?

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


01/18/12

DB Shoulder Press: 70x6, 60x8, 50x10, 45x10
DB Bench: 70x10, 8, 65x8
DB Incline: 45 x 3x10 (just volume)

Scott Lateral:20x10, 17.5x12, 15x14, 12
CS Incline DB Shrug: 90x24, 18, 16
Smith Shrug: 140x18+12, 15+10, 15+8 (in front + behind)

DB Skull: 70x8, 60x9, 50x12
Cambered-Bar Pushdown: 100x6, 85x8, 70x11

Front desk staff getting significantly younger and less droopy so not a bad ownership transition so far.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008



wasianchickn posted:

I had constant burps during my workout and a couple poops, so...it works?

I get chronic workout burps

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Weight: 1 Dinger

2/9/12

Pull-Up: +95x5, +85x5, +60x7, +35x8, +25x9 (last rep every set was chin-to-bar)
EZ CG Spider Curl: 80x5, 4, 70x5, 60x6, 50x8 bleh
CS Incline DB Row: 70x12, 65x12, 60x11, 50x13
EZ Preacher: 50x8, 40x8, 30x12

CS Incline DB Shrug: 100 x 3x16, 90x18 then straight into
DB Shrug: 90x12, 80x15, 70x18
EZ MP Shrug: 60x25, 20 (supinated)

Lat Pulldown: 120x16, 15, 12
Cable Row: 240x13+6+4

Plank: +35x60s, +60x60s, 50s, +35x60s kill me
Smith Shrug: 140x20+10, 16+8, 10+7 (in front + behind)

Left bicep tweaking but no rest for the leery.



In-Shape equipment upgrades so far: new soap and paper towel dispensers.

Priorities.

wasianchickn fucked around with this message at Feb 10, 2012 around 04:36

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Finally tried some DMAA; 50mg with 200mg caffeine and nothing but a sore throat.

02/11/12

DB Bench: 90x7, 5, 5, 5, 70x10 (super slow reps)
DB Shoulder Press: 50x9, 45x7, 40x9, 35x9

Scott Lateral: 17.5x17, 16, 14, 15x15
DB Upright Row (1 arm): 40x11, 35x11, 30x12 (free arm raised)

Cambered-Bar Pushdown: 130x7, 115x9, 100x12+4+2
NG DB Bench: 40x12, 10, 30x15

EZ MP Shrug: 60x20, 16 (pronated), 60x25 (supinated)
DB Shrug: 110x12, 100x14, 90x16, 80x18, 70x20 (yay for even numbers)
CS Incline DB Shrug: 70x22, 20, 20
Smith Shrug: 160x12+7, 140x15+8, 110x20+9 (in front + behind)

Also tried some light deadlifts @ 135lbs:

3 x (Sumo DL x20 + SLDL x20 + hyper x15)

Didn't have any sharp pain afterwards, so who knows - up it 1 lb a day and in a year I'll be back to normal!

Stuff I ordered to make magnetic 2.5# plates came in so next time is 95s on bench. Traps were fried going into this but did em anyways, no rest til I'm a mountain of meat.

I think things are looking up for the Wasian

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Mostly relaxed:


Comparing now to last January:



Hoggie 2.0 (also RIP my tan) though I'm actually heavier than then with shrimpier legs while looking leaner.

As I slowly pay more attention to aesthetics, probably need to start balancing things out. With my upper traps as the point of highest development, ranking what I need to work on:

Mid-Traps
Buttz
Lats
Mid-Back
Front Delts
Chest
Rear Delts
Triceps
Lat Delts
Biceps

Once I hit 100 on DB Bench and cut, might do a legit volume split.

The Real Foogla
Feb 11, 2008
back in black

wasianchickn posted:


I think things are looking up for the Wasian

woot

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


wasianchickn posted:


Mid-Traps
Buttz
Lats
Mid-Back
Front Delts
Chest
Rear Delts
Triceps
Lat Delts
Biceps

Once I hit 100 on DB Bench and cut, might do a legit volume split.

Triceps build easier and faster than biceps. I'd Switch the focus. Personally I'd put more focus on shoulders, arms, and upper back in general just based on what I see. Your lats don't look too bad, and I have no way of seeing your chest... cept through your bedroom window...

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Meant to say primary focus would start with Biceps and go up that list; I'll do chest pics tonight, just wanted to see if I'd gotten my back to where I was before (proof deadlifts are dumb).

I've been doing traps as an every-workout thing, and that'll probably switch to lateral delts and biceps (alternating "heavy" and light).

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


Sorry, I screwed that up.

I still demand a forward facing picture though, so I'm glad you'll provide one!

Show me dem titties!

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


2/13/12

Pull-Up: 15, +50x9, +35x9, +25x9 goddammit
EZ CG Spider Curl: 70x8, 5, 60x7, 6, 40x15 Weighted
CS Incline DB Row: 60x16, 50x16, 14 chin-ups

EZ Preacher: 50x8, 40x8, 7 don't
Cable Row: 240x13+7+3 make
DB Hammer: 25x5, 22.5x5, 20x6, 17.5x6, 15x7 (~20s rest?) you

Plank; 90s, +45x60, +80x60s, +80x50s, +45x60s good
DB BO Raise: 17.5x12, 15x17, 15 at
EZ MP Shrug: 70x20, 16 (pronated), 80x20 (supinated) curling,
DB Lateral: 17.5x12, 10, 15x11 dammit.

So this cute girl comes by while I'm alone in the "aerobics" area, gives me a look that makes me think it's finally my time, bites her lip, makes eye contact, then reaches over me for her phone behind the leg of the hip adduction machine

Anyways, my camera's hot-or-not feature refused to turn off so it wouldn't let me take pics without sunglasses on. Ate first so I'll spare you bloat and not cheat w/ immediate post-workout pics:




Look at dem twigs.

wasianchickn fucked around with this message at Feb 14, 2012 around 04:19

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


your arms looks bigger relative to your torso than they did before. now show me dat gut

Rogue
May 10, 2002



what's wrong with your abs man? we've all got a little muffin-top don't sweat it

or it a surgery scar or something?

benwards
Apr 9, 2007

Another youthful indiscretion


wasianchickn posted:

goddammit
Weighted
chin-ups
don't
make
you
good
at
curling,
dammit.

Then why bother

peanutbutter
Mar 27, 2010


nice buttocks

Blue Steel
Aug 19, 2009

The Once and Future Twink

really fat
punish yourself with more planks

Smile
Dec 16, 2005


Rogue posted:

what's wrong with your abs man? we've all got a little muffin-top don't sweat it

or it a surgery scar or something?

alien in belly?

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Nah it was just subtle (terrible) Facian humor. Not to be confused with Lifacian humor which would probably consist of muscular body-paint.

Also I decided to cut now because it's probably a month to hit a solid 100 on DB Bench and soon enough the fat jokes will be a reality.

It's also a cheap way to squeeze a couple extra BW pullup reps in

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


Its ok bro. I'm fat too

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Things I've ripped the last couple months:

1 coat
2 jackets
1 gym t-shirt
2 undershirts (sleeved)
1 pair of straight jeans I had no business wearing
Pair of old oxfords...somehow

I need to go on a tailoring spree next time I buy clothes.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


02/15/12

DB Incline: 60x6, 65x6, 70x6 x3, 60x7, 50x8

Lateral Raise: 20x15, 14, 17.5x16
Cable Upright Row (1 arm): 60x10, 9, 50x11
DB Rear Lateral: 20x11, 10, 8

MP Press + OH Shrug: 60x10 x3
NG DB Bench: 50x9, 40x10, 30x13
Pushdown: 100x10, 80x12, 10

DB Incline is relatively terrible so going to do it instead of DB Bench & Shoulder Press on my shoulder-oriented day. Keeping rest low, prep work for volume bulk in 6 weeks or so.

Guy tapped me while doing my business in the bathroom to ask what I do for traps. I'm all for helping people but drat dude.

wils3005
Oct 27, 2007

Remind me again how "Starting Strength" goes?

wasianchickn posted:

Guy tapped me while doing my business in the bathroom to ask what I do for traps. I'm all for helping people but drat dude.

You misunderstood.

KBD
Mar 24, 2010

get a butt


wasianchickn posted:

Guy tapped me while doing my business in the bathroom to ask what I do for traps. I'm all for helping people but drat dude.



Saw the gif, got confused on exactly which business was in question and what really goes on in men's bathrooms

You should buy too tight clothing so it can "accidentally" rip when talking to da ladies

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Can't cut it in the straight scene, no dice in the gay scene, fml; anyone up for an asexual relationship?

KBD posted:

You should buy too tight clothing so it can "accidentally" rip when talking to da ladies

Currently my entire wardrobe.

Smile
Dec 16, 2005


I hope your clothes ripped in some mundane situation like waiting in line at the bank and then suddenly BAM HULKING OUT and ripping out of the shirts.

Boogan
May 1, 2005

f off


I hope your clothes ripped in some awesome situation like waiting in line at the bank and some dude tries to rob it and you're like HELL NAW BAM HULKING OUT and he's like OH poo poo and runs away.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


2/16/12

Warm-up jog (ow)
SLDL: 145 x 5x20 (ow)
Butt Pump: 145 x 5x10 (ow)
Glute Bridge: 50 x 3x60s (ow)
Singe-Leg Press: 110 x 3x10 (no more tears)
Naughty Machines: didn't pay attention
Plank: 60s, +25x60s, +45x60, +70x55s gently caress, +45x60s (meh)
Bunch of trunk work (ow)

My shin's bleeding I'm such a loving noob.

gas

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


i hope your clothes maintain their structural integrity

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Rogue
May 10, 2002



wasianchickn posted:

My shin's bleeding I'm such a loving noob.

I re-opened mine today too

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gas

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