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Donny Brook
Jul 23, 2007

Hello Ladies


Crazy685 posted:

Man that first paragraph reads like it was translated from english then back to english again.

Pardon my lovely grammer. I just woke up.

edit:
added Hester's name to my other post for clarity.

Donny Brook fucked around with this message at Mar 1, 2012 around 16:33

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AAA DOLFAN
Jun 17, 2002

AAA DOLFAN answered him, 'Though they all fall away because of you, I will never fall away.'

Apparently Brandi was a stripper at one point, and Jared was the floor manager. That's how they met. I remember Jared saying "I was her manager" a while back in the first episodes so... maybe?

This was told to me by a friend after I said I watched this show. I have no idea if its true but he read it on the internet. He also said there's a mugshot

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...Q9QEwAg&dur=175

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


Crazy685 posted:

Apparently Brandi was a stripper at one point, and Jared was the floor manager. That's how they met. I remember Jared saying "I was her manager" a while back in the first episodes so... maybe?

This was told to me by a friend after I said I watched this show. I have no idea if its true but he read it on the internet. He also said there's a mugshot

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...Q9QEwAg&dur=175

She was an attractive young single mother. In retrospect, this was pretty obvious.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account

Crazy685 posted:

Apparently Brandi was a stripper at one point, and Jared was the floor manager. That's how they met. I remember Jared saying "I was her manager" a while back in the first episodes so... maybe?

This was told to me by a friend after I said I watched this show. I have no idea if its true but he read it on the internet. He also said there's a mugshot

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...Q9QEwAg&dur=175

"Apparently" is really stretching it. No sources except a mugshot with no name that looks somewhat similar.

Parachute
May 18, 2003

In space no one can tickle your balls


jscolon2.0 posted:

She was an attractive young single mother. In retrospect, this was pretty obvious.

I was banking on the "knocked up a girl I dated in high school now we are stuck together" theory.

Disappointing Pie
Feb 7, 2006
Words cannot describe what a disaster the pie was.

Was there a new storage wars last night? The wife texted me and told me the dvr recorded one.

Frot Lesnar
Feb 27, 2007

Midcarder que no ha hecho mierda


Yes Storage Wars I'm sure Dave sold all those Elvis newspapers for $90,000.

ColorblindDesigner
Feb 18, 2011


Moose Bigelow posted:

Yes Storage Wars I'm sure Dave sold all those Elvis newspapers for $90,000.

Something tells me they are still sitting in the back of his shop.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


ColorblindDesigner posted:

Something tells me they are still sitting in the back of his shop.

Yuuuuuup!

http://www.storagetreasures.com/gen...lvis-newspapers

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


quote:

For $49.99 you can own these coveted Elvis newspapers, signed by Dan Doston who auctioned off the unit on Storage Wars and you'll also receive Dan Dotson's certificate of authenticity. Free tax, shipping & handling.

So $49.99 for the ENTIRE lot? That better not be the price for one paper. And wow, autographed by some rear end in a top hat auctioneer on TV!!!

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account

haljordan posted:

So $49.99 for the ENTIRE lot? That better not be the price for one paper. And wow, autographed by some rear end in a top hat auctioneer on TV!!!

It's for two single issues of the two papers together. $50 signed or $25 unsigned.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


clockworx posted:

It's for two single issues of the two papers together. $50 signed or $25 unsigned.

Amazing. That really makes me question whatever "profit" totals they talk about at the end of this show.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account

haljordan posted:

Amazing. That really makes me question whatever "profit" totals they talk about at the end of this show.

You must not have seen Dave Hester's used book fortune yet. $14,000 or something ridiculous?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


clockworx posted:

You must not have seen Dave Hester's used book fortune yet. $14,000 or something ridiculous?

He must have some pretty goddamn rare books then, considering my city's library is no longer accepting donations because they can't even GIVE them away for free.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003

You want to file a WHAT!?

Yeah that was so funny, I think he was tallying like $1-2 per book and he had thousands of them. Good luck offloading them before you loving die Dave.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account

Is it a waste of gas and labor to even haul those back to your store, Dave?

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

haljordan posted:

So $49.99 for the ENTIRE lot? That better not be the price for one paper. And wow, autographed by some rear end in a top hat auctioneer on TV!!!

Hey now, Dan is a nice guy.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


MrBling posted:

Hey now, Dan is a nice guy.

You're right, that was unnecessarily harsh of me. I was just suggesting that the signature of an auctioneer shouldn't really double the price of an item like that.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

Well, it seems likely that the people that has gained most from the show is American Auctioneers or whatever it is Dans company is called. They get advertising on tv and loads of idiotspeople who watch it will come to their auctions and buy lockers full of poo poo for inflated sums.

So in a sense, he is a celebrity. But of course you're right in that in as much as a signature would increase the value of anything, the signature of the guy selling it probably doesn't really matter that much.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


Yeah I mean it seems like a self-storage place is almost a turnkey operation to begin with, and Dan has the added benefit of a huge number of people showing up to buy abandoned units for (especially now) greatly inflated sums of cash. Although I've never noticed if they show a sign on the property with the phone number & address. They usually blur that stuff out.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004



MrBling posted:

Well, it seems likely that the people that has gained most from the show is American Auctioneers or whatever it is Dans company is called. They get advertising on tv and loads of idiotspeople who watch it will come to their auctions and buy lockers full of poo poo for inflated sums.

AND the auctioneer makes a percentage of the selling price, so driving up the prices directly helps his wallet.

Mr. Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

Tell me which of these stories you like


Loving Life Partner posted:

Yeah that was so funny, I think he was tallying like $1-2 per book and he had thousands of them. Good luck offloading them before you loving die Dave.

Oh no, it was worse. He just looked at the suggested retail prices on the back and went by that. "YUUUP...Just made 5 figures on used books, right here, these idiots didn't know what they just missed out on."

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


After the latest Pickers, my dad and I were discussing it, and we had 2 thoughts.

1) If Frank had to go pick on his own, he wouldn't get into half the places that he and Mike do. Mike is 500% more charismatic and personable than Frank is, and it shows badly. If Frank turned up on your doorstep, you just wouldn't answer.

2) My dad has been in antique toys for 25 years now. He trades in the UK and the US, and we've actually seen Frank a few times at this huge antique toy show in Chicago. For someone who always claims to be the toy guy, Frank [a] buys some absolute crap, [b] never really seems to know about toys when he does see them, and [c] ignores them on picks a lot of the time.

spidoman
Feb 18, 2007


I wouldn't be surprised if Danielle replaced frank completely by the end of the series.

AAA DOLFAN
Jun 17, 2002

AAA DOLFAN answered him, 'Though they all fall away because of you, I will never fall away.'

clockworx posted:

"Apparently" is really stretching it. No sources except a mugshot with no name that looks somewhat similar.

There are a bunch of other things including some picture that shows her from way back when before Storage Wars where she's in a black dress?

I guess that makes you a stripper. I don't know. I can definitely see it, though. Where else would Jared have been her manager? A restaurant?

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


spidoman posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if Danielle replaced frank completely by the end of the series.

The picks that Danielle's on seem to be much happier and so much more fun. Her and Mike work really well together.

WouldDesk
Dec 26, 2009


"I want $10,000 for it"

... ... "I'll give you $20"

"DEAL"


- How to buy a can of elephant poo poo

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


Parachute posted:

I was banking on the "knocked up a girl I dated in high school now we are stuck together" theory.

Not all the kids are Jarrod's.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


Its appropriate that Jarrod's clothing line uses those handcuffs because poor Brandi is sure trapped in that disaster of a relationship.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo

haljordan posted:

Its appropriate that Jarrod's clothing line uses those handcuffs because poor Brandy is sure trapped in that disaster of a relationship.

I thought it was to symbolize Jarrod being pussywhipped.

Obeast
Aug 26, 2006
Õ_~ ANIME BABE LOVER 2000 ~_Õ

WouldDesk posted:

"I want $10,000 for it"

... ... "I'll give you $20"

"DEAL"


- How to buy a can of elephant poo poo
I thought it was hilarious that Chum out of all people somehow talked him down to $20 with little/no effort, especially since Rick, Corey, and the Old Man would've walked away without even offering anything just because of what the item itself.

FateoMcSkippy
Mar 22, 2003


Ironic, isn't it, Smithers?

This anonymous clan
of slack-jawed troglodytes
has cost me the lockout!

And yet, if I were
to have them killed,
I would be the
one to go to jail.

That's democracy for you.




I'm sure the History Channel people told them to buy it cause they can use it for funny pranks!

kenny powerzzz
Jan 20, 2010


So my dvr has a habit of cutting off the end of pawn stars. How much did that economics lady get for those books?
Vvv thanksvvvvvvv

kenny powerzzz fucked around with this message at Mar 6, 2012 around 19:46

Rkikzza
Sep 5, 2007



kenny powerzzz posted:

So my dvr has a habit of cutting off the end of pawn stars. How much did that economics lady get for those books?

I've just set pawn stars to record an extra 2 minutes at the end and it hasn't failed me yet, they are the worst show I watch about ending on time.

And Rick offered $7500, which she turned down.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Oh yeah.

Yeah, she was pretty amusing about it. "Now that the economy is coming back really good, I can ask for more!"

Take that Mr. Pawn "Economy is bad.. this just doesn't sell like it used to..." Star!

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001


kenny powerzzz posted:

So my dvr has a habit of cutting off the end of pawn stars. How much did that economics lady get for those books?
Vvv thanksvvvvvvv

Mine too, I set the last episode to have another couple minutes when I can remember.

Jubs
Jul 10, 2006


Johnny, the toy expert, gets fatter every time he gets called into the pawn shop. You would think beating up his girlfriend would lose him some weight.

Edit: And an appearance from the too hot to be a legit book expert, Rebecca!

Jubs fucked around with this message at Mar 7, 2012 around 07:51

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


I guess I'm the only one who still forces Storage Wars Texas on himself, since there's no comments on how incompetent Lisa is. She resold a table to Moe that he flipped at his gallery for an extra three grand. She also doesn't know how to define the word "antique". Literally.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Oh yeah.

Jubs posted:

Edit: And an appearance from the too hot to be a legit book expert, Rebecca!

She's totally legit. That Palazzo mall that the store sits in is nothing but the hottest chicks. It's all about image and ridiculously high priced merchandise.

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The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."


jscolon2.0 posted:

I guess I'm the only one who still forces Storage Wars Texas on himself, since there's no comments on how incompetent Lisa is.

Ooh it's back? Yay! I will join you soon in the Lisa talk.

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