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Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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Yessss Blind Guardian owned yesterday <3

Never saw them before, and so I didn't really know if it would be good live or not, but it owned :allears:

E: Amon Amarth and King Diamond playing Abigail in its entirety tonight :D Copenhell is shaping up nice this year.

Tias fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Jun 24, 2016

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TollTheHounds
Mar 23, 2006

He died for your sins...

A TURGID FATSO posted:

He has been posting this poo poo for years. Either do something or shut up.



Is there some sort of context to this? I've googled and while I suck at it, I don't see anything about what this even means.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

TollTheHounds posted:

Is there some sort of context to this? I've googled and while I suck at it, I don't see anything about what this even means.

Long story short, the Hoffman brothers were fired from Deicide, leaving just Glen Benton and Steve Ashaim as the only two original members. The Hoffman's are not only bitter about being kicked out of the band they started, but they allege that they have had royalties and merch payments stolen from them for years. Some years ago the Hoffman's brought back Amon, the precursor to Deicide, and even released a decent album under it.

The problem is that all Eric ever does is post about how they're going on tour soon, lining up record deals, getting new merchandise for the fans, and yet nothing ever seems to materialize. Brian Hoffman actually takes the high road and stays silent, and even tries to encourage Eric to act his age and not throw hissy fits on social media, which he never seems to grasp.

It's all just very, very pathetic.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
^What he said.

Deicide did one album on Earache with the Hoffmans, and they were already no-showing shows before it was out. They weren't there when I went to see them in November 2003. The Amon CD was drat near impossible to get a copy of for a few years, because for all the bitching about business aspects, neither individual nor distros/labels could easily get it. It was difficult, as in more difficult than sending a few emails and :10bux: or whatever. There was some sort of hangup to them actually *doing* anything, and I've heard a fair amount of hearsay that they're basically not even a bookable band if the promoter does all the planning and gives them a paycheck. Disappointing, because those guys did some great stuff and Brian Hoffman seems like a cool and good dude.

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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Seeing Megadeth, thinking "those are some pretty cool visuals" to myself, and then suddenly the words AN ALEX JONES film appear on the screen :eng99:

Less Claypool
Apr 16, 2009

More Primus For Fucks Sake.

Tias posted:

Seeing Megadeth, thinking "those are some pretty cool visuals" to myself, and then suddenly the words AN ALEX JONES film appear on the screen :eng99:

The System Has Failed Indeed.

burzum karaoke
May 30, 2003

The new Bat album is tight, new stuff + all the tracks from Primitive Age rerecorded. Master of the Skies slays.

https://bewareofthebat.bandcamp.com/album/wings-of-chains

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.
Dan Swano's Witherscape just released a new song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcj2w4R0cz4

Sounds like some good poo poo, excited to see the rest of the album.

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Defiant Sally posted:

Dan Swano's Witherscape just released a new song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcj2w4R0cz4

Sounds like some good poo poo, excited to see the rest of the album.
I still think Witherscape ranks just below Unicorn as the worst project of Dan Swano's career

e: I might enjoy this if Swano got a different vocalist on cleans, the choruses sound like Nickelback dad rock

Vulture Culture fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jun 26, 2016

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
New Mistur (Strom from Windir) album dropped in April without me noticing. Here's a track that owns, sort of halfway between Windir and Wolfheart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWTaYIxhFbY

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004


Focus your Orochi.

Vulture Culture posted:

I still think Witherscape ranks just below Unicorn as the worst project of Dan Swano's career

e: I might enjoy this if Swano got a different vocalist on cleans, the choruses sound like Nickelback dad rock

I would definitely prefer if he did Nightingale style cleans because I do remember thinking that it sounded like he was trying too hard on the first Witherscape too. Oh well, I'm sure I'll enjoy my yearly dose of Swedish dad metal either way.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord
You guys, "Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical Macrocosm" is the dopest loving album ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2TgehDuBOU

Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
It owns pretty hard. Looking forward to their new one too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGdbsGFrvbY

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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frog vocals: best vocals?

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice

COOL CORN posted:

You guys, "Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical Macrocosm" is the dopest loving album ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2TgehDuBOU

The vocals are pretty funny but thanks for posting - clicked it and listened through the whole thing. It's pretty good!

Less Claypool
Apr 16, 2009

More Primus For Fucks Sake.
Stumbled across the first Mithras album today forgot how awesome it was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceJw71CX_Ns

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Today I was introduced to this Slovenian grindy death metal band with a pro tier name: Dickless Tracy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP_wx8Zwl6o

Not bad stuff either.

david crosby
Mar 2, 2007

Ulcerate has announced a NA tour with Zhrine & Phobocosm. Should be sick.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
holy poo poo interesting music coming to Gainesville :eyepop:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
can we all take a moment and recognize how great The Hard Times' metal week has been?

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/06/28/face-painting-adult-with-sword-demands-respect/

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



All the articles have been on point, but this is definitely my favorite so far: http://thehardtimes.net/2016/06/27/controversial-metal-band-writes-offensively-cliche-lyrics/

pentfixion
May 23, 2016

WULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE

Hulk Krogan posted:

All the articles have been on point, but this is definitely my favorite so far: http://thehardtimes.net/2016/06/27/controversial-metal-band-writes-offensively-cliche-lyrics/

This was the best one I've seen from them in a while, but all the other "Metal Week" posts have been pretty lame so far. Then again I've never been a big fan of the Hard Times, the headlines are generally really funny and spot-on but the articles themselves are mediocre.

:colbert:

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
lol, just lol if you actually read any article, regardless of where it's posted, beyond the headline

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

lol, just lol if you actually read any article, regardless of where it's posted, beyond the headline

This, but for forum posts. One line is enough.

pentfixion
May 23, 2016

WULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE
good point

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

The new Demon Bitch album is really good if you like old heavy metal https://demonbitch.bandcamp.com/album/hellfriends

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Hulk Krogan posted:

All the articles have been on point, but this is definitely my favorite so far: http://thehardtimes.net/2016/06/27/controversial-metal-band-writes-offensively-cliche-lyrics/

This is pretty much how I describe Exodus' lyrics to people.

Baron Von Ghoulosh
Dec 16, 2005

There was a time when I fed from golden chalices,
but now...

Now, I feed as
an old man pees.
So, apparently Morbid Angel (Trey Azagthoth) is doing another album with Steve Tucker while David Vincent finds his inner redneck playing honky tonk poo poo bars in Texas. I was never a tremendous fan of the albums Tucker played on, but it has to be better than that garbage they released back in 2011. Right? I always thought Gateways to Annihilation had some classic moments.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Guys we had our lyrical analysis discussion like 2 months ago. I thought we'd be good for at least 6 months.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Baron Von Ghoulosh posted:

So, apparently Morbid Angel (Trey Azagthoth) is doing another album with Steve Tucker while David Vincent finds his inner redneck playing honky tonk poo poo bars in Texas. I was never a tremendous fan of the albums Tucker played on, but it has to be better than that garbage they released back in 2011. Right? I always thought Gateways to Annihilation had some classic moments.

I wonder who they got to play drums since the entire band quit right before Nikki Sixx's doppelganger left.

david crosby
Mar 2, 2007

Baron Von Ghoulosh posted:

So, apparently Morbid Angel (Trey Azagthoth) is doing another album with Steve Tucker while David Vincent finds his inner redneck playing honky tonk poo poo bars in Texas. I was never a tremendous fan of the albums Tucker played on, but it has to be better than that garbage they released back in 2011. Right? I always thought Gateways to Annihilation had some classic moments.

Wasn't steve tucker on Formulas Fatal 2 da Flesh? That album rules: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t4cJYYflLc4

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

can we all take a moment and recognize how great The Hard Times' metal week has been?

http://thehardtimes.net/2016/06/28/face-painting-adult-with-sword-demands-respect/

They had a good guest spot on metal sucks

http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/06/28/aclu-demands-sunn-o-end-drone-program/

Baron Von Ghoulosh
Dec 16, 2005

There was a time when I fed from golden chalices,
but now...

Now, I feed as
an old man pees.

comes along bort posted:

I wonder who they got to play drums since the entire band quit right before Nikki Sixx's doppelganger left.

Evidently it won't be Pete Sandoval since he has now aligned himself with God/Jesus/Lord of Light.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Pete Sandoval looked like he was on meth, still one of the best live drummers I've seen though.

Hulk Krogan
Mar 25, 2005



A human heart posted:

The new Demon Bitch album is really good if you like old heavy metal https://demonbitch.bandcamp.com/album/hellfriends

Man, the music is extremely my jam but the vocals sound like Geddy Lee singing in front of a fan while someone drums on his back.

pentfixion
May 23, 2016

WULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE
Eric Hoffman has definitely been one of my favorite people to follow on Facebook.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

pentfixion posted:

Eric Hoffman has definitely been one of my favorite people to follow on Facebook.



It's good to know Glen isn't the only extremely Florida Man from Deicide.

Oliver Reed
Mar 18, 2014

I guess it's safe to say he's still roided out of his mind.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
never forget:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcgmWrhSg8c

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Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
Why is the second Google autocomplete result for his name "glen benton net worth"?

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