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A bad cold? UNCALLED FOR.
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Flameingblack posted:Scott Stanford is hilarious, always seems like he's into the product, has great knowledge of the wrestlers, and has great chemistry with everyone I've heard him commentate with. Added bonus? He sounds like a legitimate sports caster. This boggles my mind to no end. They got Michael Cole for his legit broadcasting experience, but he rarely ever sounds like he's doing anything but reading news copy. Stanford injects his own fun personality and excitement, and he's on the the C-Show. BLERGH. Oh, he's also got like 4 Emmys.
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| # ? Jul 30, 2012 18:10 |
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Happy Happyist posted:This boggles my mind to no end. They got Michael Cole for his legit broadcasting experience, but he rarely ever sounds like he's doing anything but reading news copy. Stanford injects his own fun personality and excitement, and he's on the the C-Show. BLERGH. Those are "New York Emmys" but it's still a great achievement.
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| # ? Jul 30, 2012 18:27 |
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Happy Happyist posted:This boggles my mind to no end. They got Michael Cole for his legit broadcasting experience, but he rarely ever sounds like he's doing anything but reading news copy. That's because Cole's broadcasting background is in news (he started as a CBS Radio correspondent, and I believe he then spent time working for CNN prior to joining the WWF). He had no sports experience before he started in wrestling.
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| # ? Jul 30, 2012 18:30 |
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The WWE not utilizing better talent in lieu of established names and a bunch of old fucks who want to collect a paycheck? I never!
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| # ? Jul 30, 2012 18:46 |
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Tommy Dreamer posted:Hey @CMPunk & @wwehornswoggle I know it has been a while but I pooped my pants. 4months to go till I reach the 2 a year quota. That is all. 
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| # ? Jul 31, 2012 15:48 |
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Whst on earth 
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| # ? Jul 31, 2012 15:55 |
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In jokes out of context sure are weird.
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| # ? Jul 31, 2012 16:03 |
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This is an old story from Dreamer's blog: This, my friends, is a real shocker. When Mark Henry slammed me on the floor two weeks ago, as I rolled over to check on Colin Delaney, I asked him if he was OK ... then I smelled a horrible smell. I asked Colin if he had farted because it was bad. He, in return, said, "I thought it was you." Then as I was still on the floor, I began to think, was I so disrespected that I just got the World's Strongest fart dropped on me? Does Mark Henry really hate me so much that he would slam me on the floor and poop on me? What about Tony Atlas? Did he drop a bomb on Colin and me? He does look like he still eats a lot of protein. I was really angry and went to the back to calm down. This took about 10 minutes or so, and I took a shower. However, when I went to put my clothes away, my underwear in particular, I thought I had sat on a brownie. It was I who had the **** knocked out of me both literally and figuratively. "The force of the slam knocked the **** out of you" is what the attending physician had said. I have had a lot of things happen to me in wrestling, but never this. Why the hell didn't I know it was me? Now that, my friends, is an extreme mystery. Dreamer is poopy
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| # ? Jul 31, 2012 23:11 |
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Mark Henry slamming the poo poo out of you is nothing to be ashamed of.
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| # ? Aug 1, 2012 00:15 |
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Stone Cold Steve Austin and Tommy Dreamer are in the same league of wrestling superstars that got the poo poo knocked out of them during a match.
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| # ? Aug 1, 2012 03:38 |
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Didn't Sid poo poo himself at WrestleMania 13?
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| # ? Aug 1, 2012 04:29 |
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TL posted:Didn't Sid poo poo himself at WrestleMania 13? Yeah, but he apparently did that himself while Austin got the poo poo squeezed out of him from the Banzai Drop.
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| # ? Aug 1, 2012 05:05 |
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Wade Barrett posted:My fave Olympian ever? Daley Thompson. He had the best standing moonsault i've ever seen. Evan Bourne posted:@WadeBarrett Nah, me or @PacToTheFuture. Wade Barrett posted:@findevan you carry on like that and I'll bust out my own one of these days, sunshine... Wade Barrett does a standing moonsault, we mark forever.
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| # ? Aug 1, 2012 05:05 |
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smashpro1 posted:Wade Barrett does a standing moonsault, we mark forever. Every English wrestler calls people sunshine I guess?
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| # ? Aug 1, 2012 05:07 |
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Was it Mr Perfect that shat under the ring in WCW once?
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| # ? Aug 1, 2012 05:08 |
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smashpro1 posted:Wade Barrett does a standing moonsault, we mark forever. If he does one I think it will be outstanding.
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| # ? Aug 1, 2012 05:19 |
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Frot Lesnar posted:If he does one I think it will be outstanding.
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| # ? Aug 1, 2012 05:33 |
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Which one of you was this:Goons_TXT posted:"My specialist subject, I'll have you know, is "surprise sex History in the context of professional wrestling"
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| # ? Aug 3, 2012 18:06 |
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I think it was me. EDIT: Yup, it was me. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...0&pagenumber=16 VogeGandire fucked around with this message at Aug 3, 2012 around 18:11 |
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AJ posted:Apparently you cannot find a power suit sized child's medium. I think this says a lot about the lack of motivation in today's youth.
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| # ? Aug 3, 2012 20:57 |
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| # ? Aug 3, 2012 22:37 |
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@HandsomeMystery posted:Ain't polite to talk politics in front of a lady but I got somethin' to say. So, ladies, please un-follow me. #Gentleman @HandsomeMystery posted:2¢ for a stamp is robbery. #PresidentCleveland @HandsomeMystery posted:Alright, ladies. Safe to re-follow. #Gentleman A great man, if only I knew who he was 
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| # ? Aug 5, 2012 09:35 |
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I will always appreciate that every thread in the PSP has at some point ended up asking "So wait, did Sid really poo poo his pants?"
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| # ? Aug 5, 2012 17:38 |
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And the answer will always be "Yes. He did. It was loving hilarious."
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| # ? Aug 5, 2012 19:10 |
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My favorite responce is "Nobody is really sure, but I hope it's true, because that would be loving hilarious."
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| # ? Aug 5, 2012 20:19 |
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When it concerns Sid making GBS threads himself at Wrestlemania, all normal deductions get thrown out of the window and it instantly becomes true.
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| # ? Aug 5, 2012 20:31 |
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But can anyone see the poos in his undies? I shall investigate further. For science.
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| # ? Aug 5, 2012 20:42 |
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VogeGandire posted:When it concerns Sid making GBS threads himself at Wrestlemania, all normal deductions get thrown out of the window and it instantly becomes true. When it comes to any story involving Sid all normal deductions get thrown out of the window and it instantly becomes true
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| # ? Aug 5, 2012 20:44 |
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Sid once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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| # ? Aug 5, 2012 20:45 |
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dsriggs posted:A great man, if only I knew who he was Now I want to see him and Dasher Hatfield team up to give Mr. Touchdown just desserts for his lowdown, cheating ways.
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| # ? Aug 6, 2012 02:54 |
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Lance Storm is such a loving hater.
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| # ? Aug 6, 2012 07:01 |
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Lone Rogue posted:Lance Storm is such a loving hater. Also he's bald! when did that happen??!
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| # ? Aug 6, 2012 08:34 |
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So Mr Still Employed, JTG is having something of a meltdown on Twitter.@jtg1284 posted:"Make decisions based on your worth, not your circumstance!" I wish some one told me this 2 years ago. No doubt he'll have more to say as the night goes on. I'll edit this post accordingly.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 01:14 |
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JTG is Steinerized! 
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 01:24 |
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And now nothing coming from him. I wish JTG the best in all his future endeavours.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 02:06 |
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Bocc Kob posted:JTG is Steinerized! Difference is Steiner was good talent speaking out in solidarity of the other guys. This just looks like a jobber realizing he's a jobber.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 10:17 |
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Meltzer explained the JTG situation. He was upset over how low the Wrestlemania payoff was despite how well the show did financially.
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| # ? Aug 7, 2012 10:42 |
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Perigryn posted:Meltzer explained the JTG situation. He was upset over how low the Wrestlemania payoff was despite how well the show did financially. Why's he whining about that. He wasn't even on the card. Should count himself lucky he got a pay off considering he's nothing more than a jobber
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