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apsouthern posted:The Batiri's Twitter is right up there with Tursas as my favorite wrestling "in-character" Twitter.
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Chinston Wurchill posted:Imagine what they get up to when it's a bad episode! Human centipedes, as far as the eye can see...
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Minidust posted:I find it funny that Dusty arguably has a better grasp of how to use Twitter than Goldust does at this point. Goldust knows how to use Twitter fine. It's just that people apparently read his tweets and think that they'll be the exception to the "'follow me!!1!' No" chain.
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Oatgan posted:Don't accept the beer Always accept the beer. You'll get Stunner'd either way, but at least you'll get beer first.
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coconono posted:In all the years of taking stunners, why has no one ever spit the beer in Austin's face as a defence? Put it like this... If you don't take the beer, all you get is a Stunner. If you do take the beer, all you get is a Stunner. If you take the beer and spit it in his face, or pour it out, or otherwise disrespect Stone Cold Motherfucking Steve Austin using said beer, what you will get is an rear end-kicking the size of Texas.
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The sharks know better than to mess with him. They've outsourced their work to the tigers now.
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Gaz-L posted:It's the 'details tomorrow' part that gets me. Because being attacked by an extinct carnivore isn't that big a deal. Of course it isn't. Not to Stone Cold. Why do you think they're extinct? He hunted them all down.
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Ragnarok the Red posted:He's got...three minutes More like one and a half minutes.
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SiKboy posted:Surely he now has 6 minutes? Good point. But only if Rosey were dead, too. Call it four and a half minutes.
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Mr. Carlisle posted:I'd rather live my life by Vader Time. That way I always know what time it is. 
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Jan 26, 2012 21:10
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Glitterbomber posted:So wait what are the other 8 hours of my day? It's party time. 
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Jan 26, 2012 23:56
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An exchange I found amusing.Austin Aries posted:I'm a big fan of using "your" and "you're" correctly. Kevin Steen posted:Yeah, me too. It's not that hard, is it?! Kevin Steen posted:With that said, I hope your doing good bud!
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As always when a celebrity dies, Chikara wrestlers The Batiri make room for them in their cave...The Batiri posted:No Whitney....we will NOT be your BODYGUARD. Dave Muscarella posted:@TheBatiri I can't belive you'd even want Amy Winehouse around you. What kind of role model is that for little ol' Kobald? The Batiri posted:@DavidMuscarella THAT'S WHY WE EVICTED HER!!!!! She was also pissing everywhere & wanted to pay us off with crappy music & heroin. Seriously, The Batiri is one of my favorite wrestler Twitters. If you're not following them, start.
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Bankok posted:John Laurinaitis @WWERawGM: I don't always agree with @CMPunk. But when I do, it's probably about @chrisbrown. He's so stoic, he occasionally rusts. He once got so excited, he almost blinked. He is... the Most Uninteresting Man in the World.
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Require More Fire posted:So, I think Delirious broke. He's been retweeting stuff from corporate marketing accounts like Vaseline, Burger King, and Walmart. Given how UltraMantis Black is sorta communist, could this be another strike at him? (Probably not, but hey.)
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smashpro1 posted:Or worse, he could have brought up that time Colt tortured Ronny the Rabbit!
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Perigryn posted:So what would Brocklesnar's weakness be? Mexicans? Punches in the face?
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Sir Lemming posted:Sandow knows what the gently caress's up.
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Karmine posted:Chris Benoit He was Reasonably Insane.
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Flameingblack posted:He had a very, very good match against Fire Ant in 2008 for the Young Lion's Cup if you're interested in him at all. How dare you besmirch the name of Kevin Steen, good sir. Gerard's gimmick is that of a scummy, unwashed malcontent who hates everyone, but he has only one-tenth the charisma that Steen does (if that), maybe a third of the talent (if that), and he weighs about a quarter of what Steen does. It's not a very good comparison.
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Apr 17, 2012 20:57
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Flameingblack posted:How did you manage to get a group of people that talks about eating baby fetuses to block you? He has a creepy obsession with Sara Del Rey that matches, nay, surpasses that of the Batiri, and they feel threatened.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:gently caress that, have The Briscoes get hired by WWE and re-do his old "My Fair Lady" bit with Bobby Eaton where he turned him into Sir Robert of Eaton. Sir Mark of Briscoe, Sir Jay of Briscoe, who wish to remind you, sunshine, that Terrence Funk has never worn a mouthguard. Dear god the rage of redneck wrestling fans would be able to power a continent.
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May 25, 2012 00:29
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DicksToAsses posted:The fines WWE ends up paying after accidentally giving them a live mic on RAW would be astronomical Point. For maximum heat, though Mark Briscoe would need to get some false teeth, really obvious ones.
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@steveaustinBSR posted:Since I'm so drat grouchy this morning...KICK! WHAM!! CYBER STUNNER!!! Bah Gawd I don't know what's gotten into the Rattlesnake!!! #CMT #BSR @Jay2KWinger posted:*does complete backflip, staggers in a circle, then finally falls on his face* RT @steveaustinBSR KICK! WHAM!! CYBER STUNNER!!! @steveaustinBSR posted:@Jay2KWinger good sell! I feel so proud. 
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More about The Ryback:@WWEDanielBryan posted:Most people don't know this, but The Ryback is a huge fan of the 90's. His favorite movie is Terminator 2. He didn't realize it was a sequel
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@IAmJericho posted:I’ll take you on anytime, anyplace Barker...“@WWEUniverse: Bob Barker looks back at his favorite #Raw moment: http://youtu.be/mLUy-J3RI0o
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I feel that what should be done about Wrestle Shoot is to just ignore him. So much of his bullshit strikes me a trollish, and you never feed a troll.
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Oh God What posted:Poor guy, he thinks he's Steve Austin when he's really more of a Shawn Stasiak. You besmirch the entirety of Planet Stasiak by comparing him to A.W. For shame. He's more of a Beaver Cleavage.
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Our favorite Finnish beard monster came out of hibernation!@WarTursas posted:I smile at news of @AntonioCesaro triumphing in US Championship fight. Another reminder of European superiority. No limit to his conquests.
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dsriggs posted:The child being molested, probably. That child isn't being molested. The Batiri are checking for ripeness before they serve her for dinner.
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Aug 21, 2012 22:28
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Donst hasn't been the same since he lost to Hallowicked at C-Rex. There's a backstage segment with him and Jakob on the Chikara "Give 'Em the Axe" show (July 29, 2012), where he practically shatters Jakob's confidence and decision to follow in his footsteps. It sums up the turn his character has taken fantastically. I have it on MP4. I'll have to see about uploading it later when I get home.
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Sugar Dunkerton started an impromptu poll among his followers:@sugardunkerton posted:Sharpshooter or Scorpion Deathlock @sugardunkerton posted:RKO or Diamond Cutter? @sugardunkerton posted:5-Star Frog Splash or Eddie Guerrero's Frog Splash?
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YES! The Big Rig on WWE programming! #BootsToFaces
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Thauros posted:I really should start tracking down NXT, from the reviews I've read it features more guys I'd want to see than Raw, and it's not going to suffer from being overly long. Definitely check it out, and check out the Bray Wyatt promos, both from NXT, and the ones they did while he was in FCW.
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Strenuous Manflurry posted:He also writes at like a 9th grade level, which is humorously ironic. Anyway, he is dumb and also stupid. It's like when Cena was feuding with Jericho and dubbed him "Y2Cheap."
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Tito Smiley posted:Nope, Ice Train. Nope, Freight Train.
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Memento1979 posted:Dude, it's not only America. Every western country is just as bad. I dunno. I've heard some stories about Nunavut.
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Jake the Sanem is on Twitter! http://twitter.com/JakeSnakeDDT
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At least he used the word "metaphorically" instead of "literally." The misuse of the word "literally" drives me figuratively insane.
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MassRayPer posted:Yeah, Andre had been dead for half a decade. 
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