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I think Kruger could be a good mid-card heel if they went further with his weird, scary South African mercenary gimmick. Have him be the bad guy version of the APA, or Rick Rude's "insurance policy" gimmick.
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LividLiquid posted:I've re-read it, like, six times and I can't understand a word of it. I'll try to translate: Something something southern justice. Something something NWA. Something something I'll be your huckleberry.
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Yuriy posted:I'd probably watch it CM Porn
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Feb 5, 2014 23:59
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Bigass Moth posted:I watched Chyna and XPac do a porn. CM Punk would be a huge step up. I watched Chyna painted green playing She Hulk in a porn. I think that might have been the lowest moment of my entire life, actually.
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Feb 6, 2014 00:13
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The only reason I don't watch NJPW is because of the lack of an American commentary team. Watching wrestling without commentary is no fun.
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Feb 14, 2014 00:46
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MassRafTer posted:It's always going to be a niche product because the live airings are usually at 3 AM Eastern. The question is how much the audience can be grown from adding English announcers and at what cost non-embarrassing announcers can be found. Joel Gertner and Mark Madden.
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Feb 14, 2014 01:52
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The idea of Ryback calling people up to yell at them is great. BIG GUY BIG PRANKS
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Feb 16, 2014 07:30
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Gaz-L posted:I'm really sad Korporate Kane doesn't come out in a blood red suit and black collarless shirt. Basically, I want him to dress like Jim Mitchell. I want him to wear essentially this, but also still have his mask. But like, the hair styled neatly and of regulation corporate length.
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Feb 27, 2014 05:47
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I'd love it if Michael Cole got deported. I don't even care to which country.
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Mar 5, 2014 00:00
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Did they ever reveal who laptop GM was? Or even plan on revealing it? It seems really weird they'd do a long, extended angle with a mystery man running everything and not have some kind of pay of...but then again, WWE.
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Mar 6, 2014 00:20
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Static Rook posted:I think it just ended up being Hornswaggle. That's what I've read here, wasn't watching at the time (thank god). Holy poo poo. Just... I have no words.
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Mar 6, 2014 00:30
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They should have just gone meta with it and revealed it to have been Vince Russo the entire time as an explanation for why it was so inconsistent.
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Mar 6, 2014 01:05
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The Union Underground were legitimately one of the only good metal bands from that era and it's sad that they disappeared after one album while Kid Rock, Limp Bizkit, and KoRn are still...loving...here.
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Mar 12, 2014 06:35
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Please tell me how Disturbed were great. Thanks in advance.
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Mar 12, 2014 07:24
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Dimebags Brain posted:Disturbed isn't metal. Sorry, but yeah they are. They're lovely, terrible metal, but they're still metal. Nu-Metal is still metal. But arguing what is and isn't a specific genre of music leads nowhere but coming up with genres like "post-punk power pop thrash core" so let's both just shut the gently caress up about this right now.
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Mar 12, 2014 08:07
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Shima Honnou posted:MRA = Michael's Rights Advocate, someone who roots for dudes considered too short to wrestle. This is actually just Shawn Michaels himself in the 90's. He refuses to do anything that's not for the benefit of Shawn Michaels.
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Apr 9, 2014 08:19
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Tupac Sighting posted:BREAKING: "THE GAME" TRIPLE H LOVES BIG rear end Billy Gunn to take him to wrestlers court for gimmick infringement.
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Apr 11, 2014 18:56
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Thauros posted:The vest wouldn't have been my choice, but he's still hardly at the top of the list of wrestlers I'd make fun of for dressing badly. Mick Foley might wear a flannel and sweat pants and look like a hobo, but god drat it, I can relate to that on some level. Batista looks like he's about to run a red light on his fixed gear bike and then flip me off because he broke the loving law and I almost hit him. Batista is hipster scum. They should really just make that his character. Get rid of his heavy metal theme music and replace it with some "indie" crap that sounds like every other "indie" song. Show him arriving to the arena on a fixy. Talk about how he's into a bunch of wrestler that "you've probably never heard of."
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Apr 24, 2014 01:28
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Daniel Bryan posted:Guess HHH isn't the only one following porn stars: I think there's a slight difference between following individual porn stars and twitters that just post links to redtube or whatever like the one Trips was following. I follow some porn stars because they often have funny tweets. Most of them rarely post boobs or anything, at most it'll just be "hey I'm gonna be in whatever city for a signing/stripping, come out and see me!" or "hey I have a new video up go buy it" self promotion stuff, but for a lot of them even that is rare.
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Apr 27, 2014 16:46
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DeathChicken posted:I only follow porn stars for the articles. Pretty much, yeah. If I want the porn there's much better places than Twitter to get it.
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Apr 27, 2014 18:57
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Tokyo Slutty Gal posted:lol don't try to act like you aren't a big weirdo creeper when you've written diatribes on the superiority of milf porn in pyf before I don't think I've written that. I've written about why Lisa Ann is the prototype for MILF porn stars, but I have no preference of MILF porn over any other kind. Also there's nothing weird or creepy about watching porn. It's literally one of the biggest industries in the world and the statistics show that a very, very high amount of people (both men and women!) watch porn. Stop being sex negative and demonizing the human body and acts that are totally natural, especially in this thread which is not the place for it.
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I'm not being defensive about it. I follow them. But I also don't follow them to see boobs. The internet is literally full of boobs. I follow them for the same reason I follow anyone on Twitter, from Iron Sheik to Riff Raff: I think they are funny and or interesting. Ziggler may be following them for the boobs, who knows. If he is, dude should be told there are way better places that give a much wider variety than on twitter. All I was trying to do was offer an alternative explanation and point out that following the porn stars themselves is different then following a twitter like Trips was that only posts links to porn.
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Apr 28, 2014 18:51
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AMReese posted:Of course, in my opinion, his Waterproof Blonde version was better than the Story of the Year cover of Close Your Eyes. In my opinion the Story of the Year version is absolute dog poo poo.
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Apr 30, 2014 05:53
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oatgan posted:they're both bad and "At Last" is better The only part of At Last that's better is the beginning.
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May 2, 2014 06:06
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Bo Dallas is really Sister Abigail. It all makes sense now.
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May 7, 2014 04:09
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Kifisonfire posted:
He found out she was born in Florida probably. Or he's a huge commie now. Real Russians, Swagger and Rusev, managed by Zeb and Lana, coming soon.
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May 7, 2014 18:56
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They all should have worn different colors. A rainbow coalition.
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Jun 3, 2014 06:10
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rovert posted:Not true he is the one who jumps on me. I don't mind being corrected just his attitude is bizarrely OTT. Much rather You're a loving weirdo.
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Jun 4, 2014 19:58
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Bard Maddox posted:glass house Oh, I KNOW I'm an rear end in a top hat internet weirdo though. The fact that this guy keeps denying it and getting into the same argument in two different threads is on a whole other level.
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Jun 4, 2014 20:06
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Jun 6, 2014 04:13
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Daniel Bryan posted:How you're either sure they'll never fire you or you're really dumb: Plenty of current people who work there have spoken at length about Benoit on podcasts. Jericho has an entire chapter on the situation and how he feels the way the WWE treated the entire mess, right down to wiping Benoit from the history books, is total bullshit and he's worked there since. I don't think simply mentioning you faced him once is going to have any negative repercussions, especially when I can watch a ton of Benoit matches on the Network right now.
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Jun 8, 2014 21:07
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Gonzo McFee posted:To me wiping Benoit from WWE history was the right thing to do. Anything else would be to promote a murderer, and gently caress that. I don't disagree, but I also get where Jericho is coming from. Benoit was not always a monster, like Vince's line seems to be. Through substance abuse and concussions he had his mind turned to swiss cheese, and the business is partly to blame for it. There's a larger issue there, and one that Vince would rather not acknowledge, and in turn just erased everything. I don't think Benoit was as much of a victim as his wife and son, but not 100% of the blame rests on the man he was at one point before all that poo poo went down either.
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Jun 8, 2014 21:19
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epitasis posted:let's discuss it at legnth Benoit's finisher (the headbutt) was dumb 
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Jun 8, 2014 21:22
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Deadpool posted:I may be misremembering since it's been a long time since I read his book, but I thought Jericho said he understood exactly why they effectively erased Benoit but even though he didn't necessarily agree with it he was fine with it. He seems pretty conflicted from what I remember. Which is understandable, seeing as he was good friends with him. Must be really hard to process that poo poo.
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Jun 8, 2014 21:39
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NienNunb posted:I already have no good will for JR because I've listened to several episodes of his podcast. He really does come off like an old man who's angry the world has passed him by in a lot of ways. And he makes the same three loving comments about ways to improve the business every week. They're all "make it like it used to be," by the way.
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Jun 9, 2014 01:48
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Spikeguy posted:Who knows with wrestlers. It is uncommon for a joke to become serious with them. The Bret v Shawn documentary basically said everything that happened post Wrestlemania 12 was a work that became a shoot because of mystery. They can easily lose sight of the joke. I don't think there's much mystery to that one, actually. Bret was always kind of a humorless curmudgeon and Shawn was so whacked out of his mind on drugs that he probably couldn't tell the difference between work and shoot.
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Jun 13, 2014 16:09
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Vince hates sneezing because it makes him feel like he's not in control. Can you imagine him becoming addicted to something like nicotine? Can you imagine how weak he would think someone is who does become addicted to nicotine, for not being able to control themselves?
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Jun 18, 2014 21:08
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sticklefifer posted:"Goddammit I need to sleep again!" According to several sources, Vince does not sleep. At least not in a way that resembles how a normal person sleeps.
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Jun 18, 2014 21:49
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Writer Cath posted:Maybe he's like an elf, where he only needs to meditate for half an hour a day. I honestly wouldn't put it past him to be on the Superman sleep schedule.
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Tyson Tomko posted:And she LOVED IT. It's what drove him to join the CIA, and later marry Marcy Rhodes.
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