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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


I've never seen anyone masturbate in a library, but I have seen people watching Kelly Kelly matches.

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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Well, they're all gone because Chuck Taylor is the smartest wrestler and deleted everything again.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Shima Honnou posted:

From Naomi's Twitter.



Naomi's Xavier Face game is on point.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW



He has a pooka shell necklace tan.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Baron Corbyn posted:

lmao Dar looks like a loving 12 year old.

Dar probably was 12 years old. This is before Sabre cut his mop-top and I'm pretty sure that's beardless Matt Cross on the bottom right.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


History Comes Inside! posted:

When did Chuck Taylor get muscles

https://twitter.com/sexychuckiet/status/834985857031491584

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Pure motherfuckin' magic.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Isn't Crossfit basically Scientology for wrestlers?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


ICHIBAHN posted:

They'd beat Hendry. They don't do any of that fake shite, they actually shoot

But did either of them represent Scotland in freestyle wrestling this year?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


"Urrgghh, I just can't help but Google these leaked nudes as soon as I hear about them. drat you, support and solidarity for victims!"

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


It's kind of refreshing seeing someone just straight up talk about this stuff as opposed to the standard BritWres Subtweet Drama. Respect to Sadie.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


I wish people would talk more about how good WALTER's big boot is.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


https://twitter.com/BigDaddyCoolJae/status/1094783034853937152

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


https://mobile.twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1110290328857296901?s=21

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


If this isn’t a masterclass in refereeing by Bryce Remsburg, I will be severely disappointed.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Man just likes looking at a butt, I can’t blame him.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


The best part of that exchange was Nattie giving her a patronizing round of applause after that embarrassing loving kip-up.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW



CM Punk go to therapy.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Chris James 2 posted:

Real loving sick of cool openly-out wrestlers I love having to retire this year

https://twitter.com/gadget80/status/1147208021010989057
https://twitter.com/RIPTIDEwres/status/1147210047749021698

3 in a four-month period, joining Kris Wolf and Charlie Morgan :smith:

This is gutting. The Sexsmith/Gibson feud is probably the most emotionally invested I ever was in PROGRESS.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


coconono posted:

Yeah he ran a lot of the 250 and under midwest indie crowds. He was already building a good rep before Joey got a hold of him.

Here's Marko's cagematch
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=20148&page=4&s=0

and for a laugh, Gunner's
https://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=17502&page=4&s=0

https://twitter.com/BLPMikey/status/1156557114929758208

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


https://twitter.com/PeytonRoyceWWE/status/1161327802769117184

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


God, Internet nerds calling actual wrestlers “play wrestlers” is the cringiest poo poo.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Also he does all his training at a Planet Fitness, so take it easy.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


just rust posted:

Pro-wrestling is both a sport and a performance art. This is why it's a special, beautiful thing we all love.

Lots of old dummies like Cornette and various meatheads still involved in the business today get very offended when someone says wrestling is an art. The only plausible explanation I can pinpoint for this is that it makes them feel insecure because in their minds the term "performance art" conjures images of effeminate artistes prancing and dancing about. They don't want to be confused with folks like that because their performance art is about being tough and fighting!! Please grow up, you ridiculous baby people.

Embrace Cara Noir, who is the best parts of wrestling AND ballet.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


The_Rob posted:

It is funny though because bloodsport is coming up which is theoretically something a lot of old timers should love and they openly and lovingly refer to it as Battle arts

Lol these motherfuckers haven't watched a shoot style match in their entire lives. They just want a wrestling company to make them 13 again.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


TTBF posted:

If someone's argument against intergender wrestling is "it makes me physically ill to see" and "it reinforces negative behaviors in the general population" I'm gonna go ahead and guess no amount of excellent matches done correctly are going to suddenly make them not physically ill or make the societal issue go away.

But I feel like that’s 15% of the people who object to intergender wrestling and the other 85% are the DAE ITS NOT REALISTIC folks.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Dacap posted:

Ohno having possibly the most unflattering gear in wrestling for a heavy guy doesn't help. Just wearing mid length or long tights/pants would make a huge difference.

Just let Ohno be fat. Little trunks fat vet Hero ruled hard.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Sign Kurgan AEW

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


IcePhoenix posted:

probably because he's an alcoholic

Hey, he said that's all behind him (and by that I mean he doesn't drink brown liquor anymore, so presumably he's just loaded up on vodka the whole time)

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


2 is at least endearingly stupid, which I cannot say for the incredibly dull Fast and 4rious.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


A reminder that Josh Bodom talked poo poo to Rampage Brown in the locker room of a PCW show then proceeded to get the dogshit kicked out of him for like three straight minutes in their actual match.

https://twitter.com/Maffewgregg/status/803998343579967488

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

Sha bodyslammed him and then the referee doesn't remember what happened but something happened on the outside, which from searching fan tweets at the time seems to have been done by Josh Bodom but nobody said exactly what.

From a first hand account on Reddit, Bodom seems to have taken the boots to his back and neck, the areas he says are affected. The poster goes easy on Sha for slamming the ref though.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


coconono posted:

Looked like he sparked him with a knee and covered it up by flailing over him.

Smells worklike.

...to what end?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


There is so much wagon circling happening here.

https://twitter.com/SlickLombardo/status/1170762704623153153

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


I do love the original dumb backstory of Fozzy that they had been playing in Japan for like three decades and came back to see that all of these other rock bands had stolen all their songs.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


JUNGLE BOY posted:

My favorite part of CM Punks Starrcast interview was when he said he no longer holds grudges and isn’t bitter about anything because he leads a very zen lifestyle now

I also liked when he tweeted and deleted hours ago that Colt Cabana has no money and he shares a bank account with his mommy

Colt's mom seems very nice and I'm glad that he wants to take care of her.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


I agree, boxcarhobo is right

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

I laughed way too hard when he casually told the guy collecting everyone’s entrance gear to “make sure that’s still there at the end of the match” when he threw his orange juice in the corner.

That clip from the Beyond show when Janela tags him in, he gets chopped and then he tags out misses the funniest part of that exchange, which was Cassidy saying "he hit me so hard, Joey" to Janela after he comes back to the corner to yell at him.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


https://twitter.com/boy_myth_legend/status/1178900559216234496

Y'all :3:

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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Yeah, he’s not an indentured servant. One would think that two solid months of cuckold storylines since you signed a new contract would encourage a sense of reflection.

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