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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

MassRayPer posted:

Since I am sure they want as much cheap content as possible I bet they could do a show where he hunted down legendary Texas ghosts and monsters. There has to be enough for a full season.

Half the monsters would end up being Terry Funk in costume.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
It's kinda a rule but not really and it all depends on the circumstances. There's two copies of the Stanley Cup that the NHL uses, as one can go out on tour while the other one is on display at the Hall of Fame or is being engraved or renovated or whatnot. If you go see the Cup on tour, you can pay money to have a picture taken with the Cup but it's a strictly hands-off affair then.

All of the players and coaches from the winning team get a day with the Cup. While someone from the NHL is responsible for bringing the Cup to and from the player, what the player wants to do with Cup on his day is entirely up to them, within reason. People have drank out of the Cup, gone fishing with the Cup, bathed their kids or pets in the Cup, you name it it's been done just about.

It is considered bad form if you work for a team in some capacity and touch/lift the Cup if your team didn't win it, but that's one of those unwritten rules. If your team does win, they'll have a day where all the employees can have their picture taken with the Cup, and an old boss of mine had a photo of him holding the Cup at waist level on his desk.

Add in the fact that Punk's a celeb and the rules are naturally different for him then they are for us, and I'd be surprised if he wasn't given a chance to hoist the Cup over his head. Could you or I do it? We'd need to be in the right place at the right time, but maybe. Punk? Just needs to be recognized.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Look at all these motherfuckers misspelling Ving Rhames. Shame, all of you.

fake edit - photo for proof derail over back to work everyone

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Shima Honnou posted:



Jake the Snake seems to be making a return to the indies. Picture from Damien Darling's twitter (No idea who that is, Jake retweeted it), posted earlier today.

How was Clay Guida there?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Maxwell Lord posted:

So they're trying to tell us that Mike isn't home.

Course not. Wife threw him out.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Is this why people keep mentioning financial stuff when I tweet about SEC football?

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Hero grows huge muscle gut becomes the new Zandig.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Thauros posted:

Steen looks great, but why has Drake aged 10+ years since leaving PWG?

Drake's aging process is slowed via mindblowingly stupid bumps. He'll look like a grandpa if he doesn't go head first through a table soon.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Domalom posted:



Bullet Club vs The Kliq vs Babymetal for ownership of the 'tooo sweet'. Only at Wrestle Kingdom 10!

Jesus what happened to Scott Ian.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

TheJoker138 posted:

Get real drunk and then refuse to call Roman anything but "Leakee" the entire time you talk to him.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
So the Anderson ranking list is:

1: Arn
2: Karl
3: CW
4: Ken
5: Ole
6: Wes

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

MassRafTer posted:

Good luck when Lars and Gene find you.


So revised Anderson list:

1: Neo
2: Silva
3: Arn
4: Karl
5: Cooper
6: Varejao
7: CW
8: Lars
9: Gene
10: Ole
11: Wes

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Lynkericious posted:

https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/592410776440209409

We need to send Big E to Prom, I want to see videos of him doing a slow dance in a singlet.

Gets kicked out for showing too much cleavage.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

ZenVulgarity posted:

I could watch those bounce for hours

only way he can prove they're not fake

MotU posted:

she read his books

someone had to read mick's books to him

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Howling Man posted:

Are we talking about picture books or those word books that ya gotta read the words to see the pictures in your head?

Both, which can really rile up the natives.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams but those magma-hot takes sure can.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
They say it's not the size of your ring, it's how you use it that matters.

Of course they're lying. :shlick: :colbert: :shlick:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Luigi Thirty posted:

https://twitter.com/THETOMMYDREAMER/status/646188262357364736

Pictured: Fat John McCarthy who wears trash bag pants to the club

:Dreamer enters, points each way:

Dreamer: LET'S GET IT ON!

:Dreamer takes two burgers from each side, consumes:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Better go get some bagels since I've got the New Day Lox.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Frankenstein Dad posted:

Holy loving poo poo.


For those who don't know what's up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wezS-SFv0TE

I hope Haruka is now like a deathmatch wrestler trained by Matsunaga and chases Omega around with a barbed wire bat or something.

Either that or she's now seven feet tall and breathes fire because goddamn kids and their puberties these days.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Pretty rude of Seth to read his gf's diary in public imo

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

oldpainless posted:

The only time people should say verse is when they're reciting a bible verse imo.

Verse chorus verse :colbert:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
I don't buy things multiple times a week you don't hear me bragging about it.

makes me better than dragonson imo

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Luigi Thirty posted:

At least we know he only accidentally knocked Vader's eye out.

That's how they say hello in Texas. :colbert: :fsmug:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Muddy Burphy posted:

Royal Rumble 2016 better involve Nia Jax giving Dewey like 30 unprotected canings.

Cane Dewey finally come to fruition.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Under the vegetable posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KW5kj_6jSU

this is literally as good as wrestling promos have ever been

I wish I could find the promo where New Jack said "shout out to my homeboy OJ Simpson, two less white folk we gotta worry about!" Dem tobacco-chewin' rednecks got real mad at that line.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Germ Incubator posted:

The Boss and The King: shut down everything




Sasha v Shinsuke at the dome?? #scoops

But when I say "yo" to girls I'm called all kinds of names!!!!! :argh:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

dsriggs posted:

name a Dirty Sheety

ur moms after i'm done with her :whatup:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

epitasis posted:

it's the willow ptarmigan





That's a fine lookin' bird right there.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

How do we not have a Zandig Jesus emote yet because this is the time for it.

I'll settle for :thurman:

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

DannoMack posted:

Or maybe a guy showing up once in a while and going way over time in his segment on your scripted live tv show without consequence is a reasonable thing to be frustrated about?

Considering how misogynistic the portion with Lana was maybe the Rock should stay on script. Either that or his PR people are going to have to tell him no more appearances if he can't stop from going back into "Rock" mode.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Electric Lady posted:

Just got back from posting this in the wrong thread. The power of positivity:



Some people are taking Triple H as champ harder than others it seems.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Honestly it's probably smarter to take that going forward, where you can block and brace for impact, than the usual backbump and the whiplash it causes.

Smart being a relative term, of course.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

MinibarMatchman posted:

who the gently caress keeps rooftops full of pigeons besides crazy people.

Pretty sure Tyson qualifies on the crazy scale alone boss.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

sticklefifer posted:

Somehow Cesaro makes having his arm in a sling look both incredibly European and extremely badass.

Fancy new Euro manpurse trend.

e - Not twitter but social media so close enough. Xavier Woods reviews some video games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgv881gtSb0

C. Everett Koop fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Feb 26, 2016

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Make me a Maker's Mark you mark.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

GeneX posted:

competing at wrestlemania as part of his campaign is something the donald would absolutely do

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Didn't realize Chuck was Jewish.

e - or British.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Paige suffers from bad timing in her main roster debut. She came up as AJ was nearing the end of her run and the division still wasn't being taken seriously since the Bellas were on top, and she's not considered part of the whole Revolution thing with Sasha/Charlotte/Becky and eventually Bayley where they are given some respect. There's still plenty of time to build her back up if they associate her with the previous four.

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C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

the only florida gator that i actually like as a person.

I assume this is because Ol' Ballcoach has ascended to a higher form.

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