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Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Jomo is doing a thing on his twitter

https://www.twitter.com/TheRealMorrison

# ¿ Oct 4, 2011 08:49

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:02

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

I would buy every single copy of that CD.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2011 20:03

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Gonzo McFee posted:

How?

I guess MRP thinks its AJ Styles? Even though it says AJ Lee...

Yeah, I'm confused.

e: Follow me, I'm hilarious. https://www.twitter.com/#!/SASirJebus

Sir Jebus fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Feb 6, 2012

# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 11:32

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

https://twitter.com/!/CMPunk/status/166589373998047234

CM Punk
�@steveaustinBSR: With football season officially over I can now return to being a productive human being.� First time for everything!

This tweet made me a little excited.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 19:31

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

sportsgenius86 posted:

I can understand the arguments against, but it's loving Sting.

Isn't this how the majority of people think? Its loving Sting, of course he should be in the HoF, but I honestly couldn't pinpoint a reason why.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 12:09

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Wojtek posted:

I legit laughed at Cena's vagina jokes. Am I a bad person?

Yeah, pretty much, sorry.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 07:12

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Expecting a Sharpshooter from Punk tonight.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2012 18:04

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

I'm hoping she's just talking about one tattoo and not multiple ones

This is the tattoo.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2012 01:05

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Lone Rogue posted:

Heath Slater vs. Wade Barrett

The match nobody asked for.

I would pay money for this match.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2012 18:16

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

MassRayPer posted:

A great deal of American wrestling is built around facial expressions and you lose a lot of that with a mask.

Reys mask is pretty good for allowing facial expressions to be seen. They could probably do 2-3 variations of his without making them all look the same.

# ¿ Jun 19, 2012 22:59

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2012 23:54

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

#WWEBringBack is trending...

I hate everything about this

maniacripper posted:

Haha yeah tell that 7 year old kid how dumb he is!

Show me where he is and I will explain in great detail :colbert:

# ¿ Jul 1, 2012 16:36

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Perigryn posted:

Waltman's acting weird on Twitter. He just outed the guy he claims molested him as a kid and put up the guy's address.

Blurred the number just in case.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2012 19:30

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

# ¿ Jul 4, 2012 06:08

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

VogeGandire posted:

Nah, that's not it. Vince sends him a funeral wreath every Friday because, every week, Vince thinks "drat IT WHERE'S KURT IS HE DEAD I BET HE'S DEAD HUNTER SEND HIS FAMILY SOME FLOWERS"

I'm perfectly aware Vince would call "Hunter" Paul, but I reckon it's funnier if Vince also entirely believes in kayfabe.

Isn't HHH one of the guys who likes to be called by his ring name? Same with Big Show, iirc.

# ¿ Aug 15, 2012 19:07

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Bocc Kob posted:

I do watch wrestling to laugh, but that skit was pretty atrocious.

You and Lance Storm are horrifically wrong :colbert:

# ¿ Aug 29, 2012 02:30

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Perigryn posted:

So I guess we have a name for this stable now.

The Two Man Band and jinder mahal.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2012 20:19

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Gavok posted:

So he responds to a taunt that he's phoning it in by phoning it in even harder?

Infinite phoning.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 04:16

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Roddy Piper acknowledged my existence you guys :neckbeard:

# ¿ Oct 2, 2012 04:16

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

DannoMack posted:

hahaha Arnold is so unbelievably cool.

Edit: none of that exchange is on either of their timelines still though.

https://twitter.com/Schwarzenegger/status/254365651894935552

# ¿ Oct 6, 2012 11:14

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Sweeney Tom posted:

I don't know which is my favorite part:

That he started a Twitter account just to post that;
That he's only following one person, and that person is Dan Aykroyd;
Or that he's being followed by 3 people, one of whom is a WWE fan, one is a Turkish bodybuilding site, and the other is a porn star.

Oh, and there's also the fact that someone named DJ WEED PIZZA called him out on the fact that he was bullshitting and Morrison left of his own accord.

everything about this is my favorite part

# ¿ Oct 9, 2012 06:25

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Seymour Buttz posted:

Also they probably just don't understand JR because he sounds like JR.

"I'm sorry, we don't sell STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD here."

# ¿ Nov 16, 2012 03:07

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2012 15:55

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

VogeGandire posted:

Oh for gently caress sake John.

HAVE AN OPINION ON SOMETHING.

This guy has spend the last few months making your life as miserable as possible and has just broke your biggest record.

HAVE A BIT OF BACKBONE.

Boring or not, John Cena is the face of WWE, it would be hypocritical not to acknowledge + respect it.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2012 15:13

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

What's he going on about?

http://www.wrestlingretributionproject.com/

Afaik, its ACTUAL fake wrestling, with a cast of awesome wrestlers.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2012 20:24

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Wario Kart 64 posted:

Not a twitter question but it's social media so I'll ask in this thread:

Are there any good tumblrs to follow for wrestling content? Even if people here want to share theirs or whatever I just want some wrestling poo poo on my tumblr

Fuckyeah[Superstarname].tumblr.com has generally worked out well for me so far.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2013 01:22

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Gaylord Plower posted:

Having a million followers on twitter does mean absolutely nothing. Another in a long line of heels who tell the truth. Yawn.

It should mean something to the WWE, considering how SOCIALLY ACTIVE they are.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2013 00:50

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Nah it would just be Punk running verbal circles around a mentally ill man in public

Something he's quite used to from feuding with Cena.

Just once I want to see an inter-promotional feud that runs entirely on twitter.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2013 23:56

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

Apparently he was announced as El Generico as well.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2013 15:37

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

njsykora posted:

I want Swagger to do the Angle Slam and stare down the camera as if daring Kurt to do something about it.

Angles brain is so far gone he'd probably do the ankle lock in retaliation.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2013 01:16

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

HulkaMatt posted:

# ¿ May 17, 2013 16:51

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

bobkatt013 posted:

There is a chance he is there with Awesome Kong

Steen is in London Zoo.

Why do I know this? The internet has turned us all into stalkers.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2013 23:46

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

bobkatt013 posted:

Wrong

Well dang, I'm a bad stalker.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2013 04:01

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

MassRafTer posted:

Joe Park mocks people I make my living off of, lawyers. It's not funny and it wasn't when Abyss was a Family Guy fanboy either.

Nobody said it was funny. The only person saying anything about it really is you, and you're comparing "That guy is naive" to "That guy is literally mentally retarded".

# ¿ Jun 30, 2013 17:35

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

VogeGandire posted:

I vividly remember Regal saying in regards to Big Show: "He's got hands like bulldozer blades and a head like a typewriter" which just gives the most amazing mental image.

Makes me think of Prototype more than anything.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2013 12:00

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

abraxas posted:

I agree with this but I still gotta ask what the gently caress kind of question is "Who the gently caress breaks up with Lufisto out of all people?" even? Not directed at you, obviously, because you didn't ask that question, but is she like some special snowflake that must never be broken up with or something?

Have you never met DM Punk before?

# ¿ Jul 17, 2013 07:56

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

The thing I hate most about Zack Ryder is when people spell it Zach.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2013 07:18

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

https://twitter.com/devastationcorp/status/361296566222462976

RIP Dragon Dragon :smith:

# ¿ Jul 28, 2013 14:38

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2013 07:55

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:02

Sir Jebus: Feb 9, 2010; The only hero left for man is weed.

golden oldies pete posted:

fav anime spreadsheet update from the njpw roster:

yuji nagata's fav anime is some crap about boxing or something

tama tonga's is ninja scroll, the conclusion that can be drawn from this is that meng permitted anime in his household

togi makabe's fav is fist of the north star

alex shelley's is also fist of the north star

You are doing important work

# ¿ Aug 22, 2013 06:00

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