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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Chewy Bitems posted:

also: Xavier Woods comes across as a cool dude.

Anyone who has a GOTY list on Giant Bomb is alright with me. Check out that sweater.

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Speaking on behalf of :canada:, we don't really want him back.

Deport Bieber (into the ocean.)

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Shima Honnou posted:

Surely, they wouldn't fire Zack without first jobbing him out to as many of the lowest tier wrestlers on the roster as possible, potentially including the divas.

Final match, feed him to Paige.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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OmegaBR posted:

But even I have to admit at this point that the guy is, for lack of a better word, kinda spineless. Too spineless to burst into Vince's office with his ideas (at least that seems to be the general rumor/feeling,)

I think that's more than just a rumour; Mick Foley said basically exactly that on a Nerdist podcast a while back.

Delsaber fucked around with this message at 10:46 on Apr 11, 2014

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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That just makes me wonder if Jack Swagger would gain or lose anything by constantly referring to himself in the third person.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Stone Cold Steve Austin was actually one of the more tragic characters of Pro Wrestling.

The question of "what?" will forever remain unanswered.

Delsaber fucked around with this message at 23:12 on May 8, 2014

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Daztek posted:



I want this to go somewhere.

Raw Guest Host Andrew W.K. performing a new improved version of Adam Rose's entrance theme. This has to happen.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Cabbit posted:

I never knew how much I wanted a new NOD with Woods, Truth, Titus and Big E until just now. Let Truth go absolutely ballistic on the mic again, it'd be phenomenal.

That could fit pretty well into the unofficial Trios thing the WWE has been doing for the last couple years. If they aren't serious about doing anything with Woods or Truth in the ring, turn them into mouthpieces for the others.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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TNA Catering earlier that morning:

"Say, what's an appropriate food or drink we could use to celebrate Hogan's signing?"
" I don't know... champagne?"
"For 2009 Hulk Hogan? You sure that's not overdoing it a little?"
"Well, you got a better idea? We can't just walk in there with a box of donuts."
"...champagne AND donuts? Just call it right down the middle?"
"gently caress it, close enough."

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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LividLiquid posted:

I'm disappointed that he used oval office as an insult.

CM Punk channelling Vinny Caravella.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

The quote was Taka, wasn't it? Has he had any other gems since then?

Adding "Taka is coming motherfucker!" to the beginning of his theme song is the only gem I require.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Aesop Poprock posted:

Why do Japanese wrestlers go buck loving wild for waffles?

It's like the Seinfeld joke about oranges, but with waffles.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Someone ask him his thoughts on 9/11.

#InsideJob #Building7 #FuckPopularMechanics

I don't like Susan G. Komen either but loving hell Lance, c'mon.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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I hope this doesn't end with Paige getting herself a pair of Nikki Bella comically large implants. :ohdear:

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Perry Normal posted:

Maximizing heel heat from the 4Chan crowd. Hell, just look at the responses.

So glad that Lu Bu took a moment away from his millionth replay of the yellow turban rebellion to weigh in on this.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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KungFu Grip posted:

shut up and post twitters



Photoshop jokes now doing a stint in TNA for seasoning before returning to the WWE.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Charles Gnarwin posted:

The entirety of the Shield's run was basically a reversing all the mistakes of modern day booking. They won to the point that losing mattered, they had a natural progression through sensible storylines that grew the characters, they transitioned from heel to face for actual reasons, and when they finally broke up, it elevated everyone involved.

In sum, the Shield owned.

And as a result their eventual Best Of compilation will probably be the only WWE disc I'll ever buy, assuming it has all the right matches.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Cody just doesn't think Dan Ryckert was a good addition to the Bombcast.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Zack Ryder is Milhouse's dad.

"I'll be back! Pr-probably."

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Maybe if Ryder goes in for his G certification he might have a shot.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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I feel like he tweeted this just before wandering off to bother someone about cover sheets on TPS reports.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Big Coffin Hunter posted:

also don't get mad if he fucks your girlfriend

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Fat Lowtax posted:

Heath Slater is not a rapist. He is an anime, and I have proof.

I'm going to need CM Punk's confirmation on this.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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They could've just used Impact font. Missed opportunity.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Lone Goat posted:

Hey, that Friday time slot worked great for ecw

They're all too busy going out getting wasted at that time on a Friday night. TNA fans probably even more so.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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achillesforever6 posted:


Holy poo poo Riley has some sort of complex

Both psychological and literal I'd bet, as in a survivalist bunker or something, loaded with enough canned goods and shotgun shells to carry him through "the end times."

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Just fly over Alberta if you can, that's my only suggestion. Nothing down there but crazy people and cows.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Billy Gunn, professional #suckiteer

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Perry Normal posted:

I've said this before and I'll no doubt say it again, but Nattie vs Tyson for Mania.

With the cats on the line!

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Can't wait to see her Sailor Mars costume on the first Raw or Smackdown Halloween episode after she gets called up.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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VoLaTiLe posted:

In short Sasha Banks owns and I really hope WWE doesnt make her poo poo when she gets dialed up to the main Diva's roster

If she gets to keep her current character then she'll probably at least do better than unfortunate souls like Emma. It's probably easier to explain "The Boss" to a WWE audience than "offbeat Elaine Benes dancing girl" even with only three minutes a show to work with.

Or she'll lose her first match to Natalya by rollup in a minute thirty, I guess. The discussion thread that week will spend a dozen pages trying to decide if it was a real debut.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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This is escalating hilariously.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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How long until Vince sees those pics and fires Seth for being too small?

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Communicate entirely via telepathy.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Midnightghoul posted:

How do we know this isn't from her too?

THE TWEETS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Seth's dong died, Twitter thread cried.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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I'm not sure if I believe the "as requested" part.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Manwithastick posted:

Is it true that sunny once sold a box of poop on Twitter?

True or not, I'm betting that Paige could do the same thing for twice the money.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Typical Calgarian.

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Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

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Flameingblack posted:

Someone ask Lance Storm his opinions on the color of that dress

I bet Lance Storm actually raises llamas.

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