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"SKINNY FAT rear end" is trending on Twitter. gently caress you, Triple H.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2011 03:16 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 15:57 |
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Lone Rogue posted:Somebody didn't call after sleeping with a barrista. Someone should ask Punk how big barista's dick is.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2011 04:57 |
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John Morrison posted:HHH’s ego is hungry. He’s got a steak dinner every Monday night- but if he thinks his ego’s gonna snack elsewhere; I’m gonna eat his lunch!
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2011 09:25 |
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Heath Slater posted:I hate it when I wake up and fell empty. Wade Barrett posted:@HeathSlaterOMRB look at your last tweet. Just look at it. Slater completes Barrett in my mind.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2012 11:16 |
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Matlock posted:I hope it wasn't Hugh Tasmanian Devil.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 09:34 |
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Rarity posted:I was wondering why the sky suddenly turned red.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 11:16 |
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Chilly McFreeze posted:"LET DORF SUFFER LIKE I SUFFER!"
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 08:10 |
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CobiWann posted:Oh, Christ...what if we get a new Vivid Video tape out of this... Bischoff had the Hogan sex tape leaked to counter the Chyna porno in the ratings.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 01:44 |
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Matlock posted:We all know Daniel Bryan plays as M. Bison. "When you watched WWE Smackdown, it was the most enjoyable part of your Friday night. But for me? It was Tuesday."
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2012 07:31 |
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Cardboard Box posted:He was in a car accident, yeah. Not serious. The car ran him over for a half hour, but then he got up, beat up the car in mere seconds and acted like nothing was wrong.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2012 00:18 |
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Jetfire posted:I thought that was kind of funny until seeing "Ace's Attorney". Then I completely lost it.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2012 03:37 |
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Shawn Michaels looks down at his tiles forlornly. Slowly his eyes meet his wife's. Surprised you didn't go with the Sorry joke. "See?! I JUST SUNK STAN'S BATTLESHIP!"
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# ¿ May 23, 2012 09:34 |
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Wait a second... I think we have a love connection.AJ posted:Raw tonight. I'd love to customize another tshirt, but for some reason I'm not allowed to hold scissors anymore. SidneyEudy posted:Hey @WWEAJLee, do you like #SYCHO guys? #RAW I SAID I THINK WE HAVE A LOVE CONNECTION!
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2012 03:39 |
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Glitterbomber posted:Pretty sure Wade's been asking for it since he met Heath. Pretty sure Heath has been asking for it every time he opens his mouth.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2012 07:20 |
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The Ryback has been increasing the amount of jobbers he can take on at once until he's ready to face the entire Panera Bread staff.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2012 06:44 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:I still think they should place a smaller smug wrestler like Daniel Bryan or Tyson Kidd onto the Ryback's shoulder and have him ride around on The Ryback, acting all smug and mocking towards everyone and getting away with it because he's got The Ryback. I'm just imagining Hornswoggle pleading with Orton during a cage match not to punt a defeated Ryback. "NOO! No, look at his face! He has the mind of a child!" We don't need another Hero... Because we changed his name to Ohno...
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2012 08:09 |
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Cardboard Box posted:I could totally buy the real Skip Sheffield not knowing there was a previous Terminator movie. "Come on! The 2 just means that there are 2 Terminators!"
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2012 07:04 |
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ABOUT DRUGS posted:The Rock and Kevin Steen eating bananas while staring at two monkeys eating bananas at the zoo is my favorite wrestling-related mental image. They go to the zoo together because that's the best place for the Rock to wipe a cockatoo's rear end with what the People think.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2012 16:34 |
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Apparently the Throwbacks lost a big title shot tonight and Veronica is super pissed at Dasher Hatfield and wants to talk Mr. Touchdown into splitting from him.Veronica posted:@MarkAngelosetti we need to talk Touchdown posted:@Veronica_MM1 is this a #pregnancyscare Veronica posted:@MarkAngelosetti no! Jesus! No! Later we'll talk later. Touchdown posted:@Veronica_MM1 okay see you at home. Love you #kisses #summeroflove #itsgood
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2012 09:19 |
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I find that when a WWE wrestler I like has a Twitter freakout, I feel bad because they're burning their bridges like Kaval. But when it's someone like Matt or AW, I just sit back and enjoy the show.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 09:16 |
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coconono posted:Eric Bischoff once followed me so he could bitch me out over DM. Controversy creates follows.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2012 22:23 |
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Perigryn posted:But the mental image of Henry throwing him helluva far is a good one. It does my heart good to see references to super-strong black people throwing others "helluva far" on the internet in 2012. AW shouldn't have been messing with the youth centers.
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2012 12:09 |
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Crossing my fingers for Nash/AW at the King of Trios Night 3 Tag Gauntlet.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2012 11:29 |
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KungFu Grip posted:The match was pretty loving boring too. The crowd actually booed after the 10th time the Kimura was locked on half way into the match, and when HHH kicked out of the F5. Is this the first time the fans have turned on face Triple H?
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2012 06:48 |
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So he traded in Eli Cottonwood for Brodie Lee? That's a pretty great deal!
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2012 11:06 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Does anyone know what Lance Storm thinks about Chikara? I kinda wanna see him vs. Mecha Mummy. At King of Trios, I want him to show up during Team WWF vs. Team ROH where he feels that Justin Credible has betrayed the Impact Players by reprising his Aldo Montoya gimmick.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2012 05:25 |
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So he responds to a taunt that he's phoning it in by phoning it in even harder?
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 04:09 |
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whatsabattle posted:Yeah, he was the third (also best) Robin. I thought he was Darkwing Duck.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2012 12:42 |
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Dolph should cash in for that Hollywood World Title thing that they gave Arnold when End of Days came out.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2012 01:42 |
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Guys. ...GUYS! The Ryback posted:Big Hungry's appetite will never end. Feed me if you need me. #FeedMeMore HE FINALLY TWEETED!
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2012 06:34 |
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He was waiting for someone to say, "Sir, can you please get off that cage so we can take the ring apart?"
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2012 08:32 |
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It's like a cross between that and Pale Force.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2012 07:40 |
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I thought this was the best recent one:Indies Wrestler posted:Had 23 friends and family chanting for me, even during other people's matches, now apparently I have heat? Didn't they hear how over I was?
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2012 20:46 |
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KungFu Grip posted:Oh I guess TJP replied to me when I pointed out that's exactly what a movie critic does. TJP. Cared about more than Roger Ebert.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2012 05:31 |
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HulkaMatt posted:I can't believe he has even 100 followers. How does he still have 17k? Laziness and forgetfulness, really. Like it's been mentioned, it used to be a really fun account that was worth having all those followers because it was nothing but fun Heenan quotes. Then he ran out of gas and retweeted nothing but Dumb Kelly Kelly and that t-shirt crap. It took me a while to realize that he ran out of Heenan material and unfollowed.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2012 22:07 |
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I'm starting to feel that the Cena/Kane angle is becoming Ryder's Montreal Incident. It sucks that it happened and he has every right to be bitter, but he really needs to move on. Disregarding the depush for a moment, has he brought anything new to the table in the past year? His character's completely stagnated and really, it was doing that before things went wrong.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2013 08:58 |
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Paper Jam Dipper posted:Choc Lesnar and Soulberg are really, really good. Considering his love for the number 5, I figured him for Martin Luther King Kong Bundy.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2013 08:40 |
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sportsgenius86 posted:anything that involves Lashley and something other than cheeseburgers should just be forgotten I disagree. He also gave us: 1) NYO! 2) Bathturd 3) Jumping through the cage onto Umaga
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2013 20:44 |
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A spider ruined the career of star reporter Eddie Brock. They corrupt the innocent. gently caress spiders. Content: Wade Barrett posted:Just bumped into Papa Shango at Hooters. Told me he's entering the @WWE #RoyalRumble this year. Can't wait, one of my faves. It's better if you imagine them randomly meeting up in full ring gear, including Wade's jacket over the shoulders.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2013 10:03 |
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 15:57 |
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In regards to that one Superbowl commercial:Kofi Kingston posted:Who does this guy think he is talking with a Jamaican accent?!
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2013 05:43 |