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Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.
Can we add a non-comics property to the fiction list above?

If so, I'd like to recommend Miracle Monday, by Eliot S! Maggin, a novel from 1980 or so. The one-sentence plot synopsis is Superman takes on the Devil and inspires a holiday from the future.

It's long out of print, but you can find it in second-hand book stores and at cons for pretty cheap, and without getting into :filez: territory it's pretty easy to find online.

EDIT: Perfect Superman quote here.

Eliot S! Maggin posted:

Superman was convinced beyond all reasonable doubt that if he, Superman, were not around to bail people out of spectacular disasters, then industrialists and shippers would not take the air-headed chance of transporting LNG through the places where children played. They would not fly jumbo jets that had cracks in the engine mounts. They would not build skyscrapers in earthquake zones. They would not operate nuclear power plants without sufficient technological information. They would not put whales, snail darters and blue-green algae in danger of extinction. He was sure that his presence on Earth was the reason they took those gambles, and that was why he was infuriated.

Mike From Nowhere fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Sep 13, 2011

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ChuckDHead
Dec 18, 2006


So does this person really hate Dean Cain or something?

Nerd Of Prey
Aug 10, 2002


He also left out George Reeve and most animated versions... and, to be fair, Lois & Clark was a pretty bad show.

Yannick_B
Oct 11, 2007

ChuckDHead posted:

So does this person really hate Dean Cain or something?

It would appear so! I liked the show a lot but it was pretty rough action/sfx-wise, but they tried very hard.

Theres a "funny" bit in Lois and Clark when they had their version of Metallo, Superman defeated him by hovering out of his reach and just melted his legs with his heat vision. It was a really cruel way to defeat him and combined with the actor's performance, it was horrific.

Yancy_Street
Nov 26, 2007

drunk octopus
wants to fight you
One of my favorite Superman stories that I reread from time to time is Action Comics #775, "What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, and the American Way?" For anyone who hasn't read it, an X-TREME team of Authority-esque super-Punishers starts cleaning up the world in a way that is definitely outside the classical sense of what makes a hero a hero. Superman, who views their actions as a direct affront to what he represents, takes it upon himself to stop them even though he honestly doesn't believe he can.

Equilibrium
Mar 19, 2003

by exmarx
It's no G-Mo, but I really liked Johns' Superman and the Legion of Super-Heroes arc. It's the closest thing I can think of to a good TAS episode. I'll second It's a Bird too, that book is great and nobody read it.

Equilibrium fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Sep 13, 2011

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

OK Octopus posted:

One of my favorite Superman stories that I reread from time to time is Action Comics #775, "What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, and the American Way?" For anyone who hasn't read it, an X-TREME team of Authority-esque super-Punishers starts cleaning up the world in a way that is definitely outside the classical sense of what makes a hero a hero. Superman, who views their actions as a direct affront to what he represents, takes it upon himself to stop them even though he honestly doesn't believe he can.
Which of course led to the bad rear end Justice Leauge Elite.

OK Octopus, are you aware of the animated feature version of Action 775 (Superman Vs. The Elite) coming out next year?

Agent_grey
Jan 8, 2007

Scrub-a-Dub-Dub!

Semper Fudge posted:

Something that was pointed out on 4chan:


gently caress.

was this in the Lex Action comics or something else?

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

OK Octopus posted:

One of my favorite Superman stories that I reread from time to time is Action Comics #775, "What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, and the American Way?" For anyone who hasn't read it, an X-TREME team of Authority-esque super-Punishers starts cleaning up the world in a way that is definitely outside the classical sense of what makes a hero a hero. Superman, who views their actions as a direct affront to what he represents, takes it upon himself to stop them even though he honestly doesn't believe he can.



This issue has never worked for me. At the end of the issue, it looks like Superman is right because he's the strongest and he won the fight. It should be the other way around. Also, amoral antihero Manchester Black bursts into tears and is sad because his teammates are apparently dead, instead of e.g. getting incredibly angry and vowing terrible revenge.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Agent_grey posted:

was this in the Lex Action comics or something else?
Action Comics #1.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Best thing in that clip is that it contains the only moment in the entire 10 seasons of Smallville where he wears the costume.

Yancy_Street
Nov 26, 2007

drunk octopus
wants to fight you

qntm posted:

This issue has never worked for me. At the end of the issue, it looks like Superman is right because he's the strongest and he won the fight. It should be the other way around. Also, amoral antihero Manchester Black bursts into tears and is sad because his teammates are apparently dead, instead of e.g. getting incredibly angry and vowing terrible revenge.

I think you'll find that, regardless of "right", the strongest person usually DOES win. The point in Superman's winning that way is to draw a big god damned arrow at how awful a thing it is for that to be the case when the strongest is also the worst. "I'm the strongest, so gently caress you. I won. Kind of makes you wonder what would happen if the Elite ever got tired of mutilating giant monster apes and decided to go after jaywalkers, huh?"

Also, Black was never made to be evil in the issue. He was a monster, yes, but look at his life. His sister lost both arms in a sweatshop and he lived on the streets trying to care for her. His daily life was poo poo and he was taking it out on people he thought deserved it. He's crying as much in anger that this big, beautiful, perfect hero gets to be right and put him down... the prettiest guy wins, pretty much tying his entire poo poo life up with a great big bow. Furthermore, Black (correctly) posits that his days as a free agent are over and that, once he's in custody, he'll be nothing more than somebody's pawn.

Also: in the upcoming animated version, I really hope they keep the scene of Pa Kent blathering away and saying something along the lines of, "But you CAN take them, right, Clark? ... Clark?" :(

TheKingPuuChuu
Oct 13, 2005

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
So I guess a shop in North Carolina thinks that Superman is a huge Christian, and would never say "God".

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/09/08/north-carolina-comic-shop-to-boycott-action-comics/

quote:

Way too serious comic shop owner says:
It grieves me to see a liberal Scottish schmuck like Grant Morrison take these liberties. I’m sorry, Superman would NEVER take God’s name in vain. In the words of the late Jim Croce, “You don’t tug on Superman’s cape.


Ugh. It's comics, people. COMICS.

Also, I don't think Superman was saying "god", to me it looked more like a gutteral noise. Thoughts?

Space_Butler
Dec 5, 2003
Fun Shoe

TheKingPuuChuu posted:

So I guess a shop in North Carolina thinks that Superman is a huge Christian, and would never say "God".

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/09/08/north-carolina-comic-shop-to-boycott-action-comics/


Ugh. It's comics, people. COMICS.

Also, I don't think Superman was saying "god", to me it looked more like a gutteral noise. Thoughts?
Yeah, Morrison always uses seemingly random consonants mashed together to make unconventional noises.

This story is about a week or so old, actually, though I just realized this is the first time I'm seeing it mentioned here in BSS. Morrison responded that it was, in fact, just a noise, and the jackass half-stepped back so that he didn't admit he was really wrong, just that his boycott would end and he would continue ordering Action Comics, while at the same time still denegrating all those who negatively commented on his facebook page. In short, I really hope the people that shop there take their business elsewhere, as it's certainly not being a good or reliable businessman to cancel orders and disappoint your customers at the drop of a hat.

Space_Butler fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Sep 15, 2011

Nerd Of Prey
Aug 10, 2002


Haha, why the gently caress would a guy who was found in the wreckage of an alien spacecraft be a Christian anyway? That is a weird thing to assume about him.

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

gently caress that shop owner. I hope his customers boycott him.

Yawgmoft
Nov 15, 2004

Nerd Of Prey posted:

Haha, why the gently caress would a guy who was found in the wreckage of an alien spacecraft be a Christian anyway? That is a weird thing to assume about him.

I think the assumption is more about the Kents.

AzraelNewtype
Nov 9, 2004

「ブレストバーン!!」

TheKingPuuChuu posted:

So I guess a shop in North Carolina thinks that Superman is a huge Christian, and would never say "God".

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/09/08/north-carolina-comic-shop-to-boycott-action-comics/


Ugh. It's comics, people. COMICS.

Also, I don't think Superman was saying "god", to me it looked more like a gutteral noise. Thoughts?

The funniest part of this to me is that this isn't even what taking the lord's name in vain means, even if that's what was happening in that panel. Those who are most offended when it comes to their religion seem to know the least about it, on such a scale that you can practically set your clock to it.

Nerd Of Prey posted:

Haha, why the gently caress would a guy who was found in the wreckage of an alien spacecraft be a Christian anyway? That is a weird thing to assume about him.

Evie from Awesomed By Comics said basically this, and it didn't make any sense then either. Christianity is not a race, it is not a genetic condition, it is a set of beliefs that you are taught. A family of farmers in Kansas is likely to be Christian, and therefore likely to raise their adopted son that way too, alien or no. Doubly so back when his origin was written.

Nerd Of Prey
Aug 10, 2002


Yeah, but a spaceship landing in your corn field is likely to make you rethink your whole belief system. That was more my point.

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

What did everyone think of Superboy? I wasn't originally going to buy it today but I'm glad I did. It was oddly compelling, definitely a page-turner. And the hook is enough to get me back for next week. Also the inclusion of Rose Wilson in NOWHERE is amusing.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Nerd Of Prey posted:

Yeah, but a spaceship landing in your corn field is likely to make you rethink your whole belief system. That was more my point.

A child given to a childless couple? A child who was delivered to them from high above with a flash of light, and proved to have amazing powers and abilities? I can't think of anything less likely to make a Christian rethink his or her belief system.

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009

TheManWithNoName posted:

What did everyone think of Superboy? I wasn't originally going to buy it today but I'm glad I did. It was oddly compelling, definitely a page-turner. And the hook is enough to get me back for next week. Also the inclusion of Rose Wilson in NOWHERE is amusing.

It played with expectations multiple times in amusing ways, and it has an interesting setting and characters. I didn't really think Lobdell could pull it off, but he did quite brilliantly.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


I have a feeling that this shop owner was just waiting for the spark to light his powder keg. God drat liberals taking away our Superman. I blame Obama for turning Superman into a socialist. What's he doing saving those poor people, when he should be looking out for the job providers that pay their too high taxes, and can afford insurance that covers runaway trains and giant robots?

The rocket landed in Kansas, not Soviet Russia, so take your commie Superman elsewhere.

Bitchin Kitchen
Jun 2, 2006
Capital!
For those of you who read Superboy, is he named yet? Kon-el?
I really like the Adventure and Superboy runs from the past few years. Is it at all the same tone? Or is it just an over-the-top action book now?
I liked the little moments.

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.

Bitchin Kitchen posted:

For those of you who read Superboy, is he named yet? Kon-el?
I really like the Adventure and Superboy runs from the past few years. Is it at all the same tone? Or is it just an over-the-top action book now?
I liked the little moments.

I think he's only referred to as "Superboy."

It's definitely not a sort of Smallville style Superboy like Johns was writing. But it isn't over the top action either. Obviously it's only the first issue, but the major players have been introduced, a few surprises among them, and there is enough intrigue IMO to come back for issue two.


Also my favorite line: "So unless Superboy's human cells originated in a deeply pathological, megalomaniacal narcissist, the likes of which the world has never known... it means we did something wrong."

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

So something is really bothering me about the whole "he didn't save the girl from the fire" thing and I can't figure out if I'm misreading it. They're all concerned about him not saving her. But also Superboy explicitly says in narration he knows it's a VR world. So . . . why don't they just think "oh, he's not saving her because he doesn't have any empathy for a piece of the computer program that's not real." I just can't reconcile why it's such an issue.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Do they know he knows?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Timeless Appeal posted:

I think the drama inherent to Superman is that he's this guy with varying levels of Godlike powers, he genuinely wants to do the right thing, but he doesn't necessarily know what the right thing always means. That's why Hyperion, Red Son Superman, and the animated Justice Lord Superman are so appealing. Superman could, out of meaning well, just become a dictator and tell people what to do. Those what-if stories are reminder of the temptation that the "real" Superman always faces.

I really like Superman: The Dark Side for this reason. Since Kal-El's rocket was diverted to Apokolips he has no choice but to become the kind of person you'd expect a son of Darkseid to be, but he eventually grows beyond that and learns that might doesn't make right after all. Also, it actually weaves Superman into the New Gods mythos far more than the simple premise would imply.

Speaking of Elsewords, I was always amused by the juxtaposition of theses of The Nail and Marvel's The Sentry miniseries: if you remove Superman from the DC universe it turns into the Marvel universe, and if you add Superman to the Marvel universe it turns into the DC universe.

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...

TheKingPuuChuu posted:

So I guess a shop in North Carolina thinks that Superman is a huge Christian, and would never say "God".

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/09/08/north-carolina-comic-shop-to-boycott-action-comics/

You're a week late on this story! He dropped the boycott after Morrison explained that it was a grunt. But he got high and mighty and said that it was good that this was at least discussed.

Nerd Of Prey
Aug 10, 2002


If that dude ever cracked open a copy of Preacher he would probably burn his whole store down.

horsepeen
Sep 21, 2010

Christian Financial Adviser

Nerd Of Prey posted:

If that dude ever cracked open a copy of Preacher he would probably burn his whole store down.

I wonder if he has All-Star Batman in his shop.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

horsepeen posted:

I wonder if he has All-Star Batman in his shop.

Funny you should ask.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.
On the subject of Christianity and Superman, I grok a great deal of what Chris Bird says here.

MightyGodKing.com posted:

The appeal of Superman is quite simple and one that is frequently misunderstood by most people because they automatically want to turn him into a Jesus analogue. Admittedly, the reasons for Superman being cast in people’s minds as a Jesus analogue are pretty obvious and straightforward: the combination of godly power with a seemingly bottomless well of compassion and grace. It’s something that just hits the switch in our literary-critic mode that says “hey! Jesus!”

And it’s wrong beyond the most obvious and superficial level. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t see use; of course it does. But it’s still far too simple to really do the character justice.

Superman isn’t a Jesus analogue because, unlike Jesus, his moral vision is not imposed. The word of Jesus is the word of God and therefore what he says goes, dictation straight from the Almighty. Superman is the exact opposite: a man whose moral vision comes not from a source exterior to humanity but from humanity itself, via Ma and Pa Kent, who are themselves immensely decent people. He ultimately isn’t a received savior, regardless of the origin of his powers; he’s Superman, the apotheosis of what human virtue can be. He’s an aspirational figure first and foremost. There’s a reason people get S-symbol tattoos; they have meaning in a way that other superhero images just don’t.

Nerd Of Prey
Aug 10, 2002


That's very well put.

I've ranted about Superman as a profound symbol of human potential before. Yes he has nearly unlimited power, but more importantly he uses every ounce of that power to help regular people. He's not motivated by revenge or regret or anger; in fact, he's led something of a charmed life. He just sees the suffering of others and wants more than anything to stop it. His greatest challenge is always to figure out how.

That's the real reason why it gets my goat when people say Superman is less interesting than whatever other superhero they like... I can't think of many other characters in popular fiction that have truly, honestly inspired me to be a better person. I wouldn't want to live in a world where Superman isn't relevant.

ChuckDHead
Dec 18, 2006

Magic Love Hose posted:

Funny you should ask.

I'd like to thank you for introducing me to a webcomic that does humour about comics but isn't written by that utter cock Ryan Sohmer.

Mike From Nowhere
Jan 31, 2007

I guess there has to be one thing I just can't help, Lois.

ChuckDHead posted:

I'd like to thank you for introducing me to a webcomic that does humour about comics but isn't written by that utter cock Ryan Sohmer.

Anytime! Is Sohmer that guy who did the 'wisecracking Thing at Kirby's funeral' lump of peanut-filled poo poo?

ChuckDHead
Dec 18, 2006

Magic Love Hose posted:

Anytime! Is Sohmer that guy who did the 'wisecracking Thing at Kirby's funeral' lump of peanut-filled poo poo?

If that strip was part of a thing called Gutters, then yes.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Before I read the actual issue my initial thought to 'oh no Superman said a swear' was a little back story: at eight years of age, Pa Kent hits his thumb with a hammer and curses the worst curse he would ever say in front of his son: 'G. D. it!' And Martha would of course scold him for it. And that's when Clark learned you only swear when it really hurts, like when you stand in explosions.

I read the issue, immediately recognized 'GD' as a grunt, and simultaneously thought the NC shop owner was an even bigger moron (in addition to being an rear end in a top hat) and was sad because it made my little story invalid. :(

I've never followed a regular Superman monthly in my life but am now thanks to Morrison. In fact, I think I've liked it best out of any of the #1 books thus far! My Lowtax name change from years ago may end up prophetic!

Revol
Aug 1, 2003

EHCIARF EMERC...
EHCIARF EMERC...

Nerd Of Prey posted:

If that dude ever cracked open a copy of Preacher he would probably burn his whole store down.

He sells Crossed in his store . This is the book where there are sadisticly insane people with cross scars on their faces who act out the most evil things they can think of. This is the book that would make Fredric Wertham spontaneously combust if he ever saw it.

He got upset about this because of who Superman is, and because kids would be see "GD" and assuming to put the correct vowel in there.

Nevermind that this comic book is sitting on the stands with a comic that has a cover with people spewing blood out of their mouths.

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Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Magic Love Hose posted:

On the subject of Christianity and Superman, I grok a great deal of what Chris Bird says here.

That's kind of funny because super heroes ruined religion for me as a child. Why would I bother with Jesus when I had Superman? It was the same with politics and Captain America. I thought Cap was America and America was him. I was in for quite the rude awakening.

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