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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/ufc-champ-jon-bones-jones-might-be-the-michael-jordan-of-anything-goes-combat-20111101

Oh God, even the mainstream articles related to MMA are awful. Jon Jones, the Michael Jones of MMA at this point in his career? :barf:

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Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ

did you actually read it? it indirectly quotes Urijah Faber saying Jon Jordan will be the Michael Jones of the NBA.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
Yeah, I did, but the title definitely seems to be Rolling Stone adopting that opinion to a degree and the way they talk him up in the article certainly suggests that. I did not know Jon Jones had been applying to be a janitor prior to taking up MMA.

Edit: yeah, the comparisons to MMA media may have been unwarranted. The tone of the article just rubbed me the wrong way since I consider Jones to be a oval office.

Neurosis fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Nov 3, 2011

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

quote:

After about a year and a half of mostly teaching himself, and adopting a life of monastic dedication, Jones had refined his nasty mix of kickboxing, wrestling and jiujitsu, and began his run to the title.


makes you question why more fathers out of wedlock don't become ufc champions

mewse
May 2, 2006

quote:

The September victory cemented Jones' status as the most brutal practitioner of precision fury in the UFC.

Also, I have never heard of weight classes

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
MMAFighting.com got bought out by Vox Media A.K.A Bloody Elbow :negative:

CagePotato posted:

Well, apparently the rumor that MMAFighting.com’s time as an AOL property was ticking down had some teeth to it.

CagePotato has learned that the popular MMA website has been bought by Vox Media Inc.

Vox Media, formerly SB Nation, is a web media company whose properties include SBNation.com, BloodyElbow.com, MMAMania.com, BadLeftHooks.com, CagesideSeats.com, GirlsGuidetoMMA.com and HeadKickLegend.com. The company owns more than 300 sports-based blog sites — the majority of which are staffed by part-time editors and are largely based around stories and posts submitted by fans.

Sources indicate that MMAFighting employees were told by their future employers that when the site joins the SBNation network things won’t change for the most part, which for obvious reasons caused some concern when some longtime staffers were informed that their services are no longer required a short time later.

It’s unclear whether or not the current MMAFighting team will be kept intact or if some of Vox’s other MMA writers will be added to the mix, but it’s unlikely that the site will continue to exist entirely unchanged when the purchase is finalized.

For instance, AOL spared no expense flying its staffers — including multiple writers, videographers and photographers — around the world to events in places like Australia, the UK and United Arab Emirates. What are the chances that SBNation will do the same?

Another facet of MMAFighting that will likely unfortunately change at least somewhat is Ariel Helwani’s popular The MMA Hour radio show, which is recorded and filmed at AOL’s studio in New York City. Unless Vox (which is based out of Washington) plans on renting out NY studio space and hiring sound and video production staff, it’s very unlikely that The MMA Hour will survive in its current format, which would be unfortunate as it’s a great show.

Time will tell if the outlet suffers any major overhaul from the purchase, but there’s a pretty good chance that it won’t be business as usual when the new owners take possession and that we’ll see a new look MMAFighting.com. Hopefully for the sake of its employees and fans of the site, the changes aren’t drastic.

A confirmed date for the finalized transaction hasn’t been indicated, but considering that meetings with current MMAFighting staff have taken place and personnel changes have already been implemented, it’s likely it will happen in the coming weeks.

http://www.cagepotato.com/sbnation-owner-vox-media-purchases-mmafighting-from-aol/

quote:

Vox Media, formerly SB Nation, is a web media company whose properties include SBNation.com, BloodyElbow.com, MMAMania.com, BadLeftHooks.com, CagesideSeats.com, GirlsGuidetoMMA.com and HeadKickLegend.com

Girlsguidetomma.com :wtc:

edit:And of course the girls site is pink and no different than bloody elbow. Just pink. JUST PINK.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Miching Mallecho posted:

Girlsguidetomma.com :wtc:

edit:And of course the girls site is pink and no different than bloody elbow. Just pink. JUST PINK.

http://www.galsguidetomma.com/2011/5/23/2184047/20-questions-with-chael-sonnen

Foodahn
Oct 5, 2006

Pillbug

Apocalypto is a good movie.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Neurosis posted:

Yeah, I did, but the title definitely seems to be Rolling Stone adopting that opinion to a degree and the way they talk him up in the article certainly suggests that. I did not know Jon Jones had been applying to be a janitor prior to taking up MMA.

Edit: yeah, the comparisons to MMA media may have been unwarranted. The tone of the article just rubbed me the wrong way since I consider Jones to be a oval office.

Michael Jordan is a massive oval office anyway. Hell if the rumors about why he really left to play baseball are true he's a lot worse than Jones could ever be.

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!

BlindSite posted:

Michael Jordan is a massive oval office anyway. Hell if the rumors about why he really left to play baseball are true he's a lot worse than Jones could ever be.
I know this is PSP, but whats the story behind this?

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

fawker posted:

I know this is PSP, but whats the story behind this?

Allegedly Michael Jordan was discovered to have bet on basketball and was suspended for a year. This was his actual reason for playing minor league baseball in 94.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Moose Bigelow posted:

Allegedly Michael Jordan was discovered to have bet on basketball and was suspended for a year. This was his actual reason for playing minor league baseball in 94.

And it is only believed by tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist retards.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I still believe a bored BJ Penn vacated the LW title to Frankie Edgar, because MMA journalism told me.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Oh hey, MMAMania put out a betting guide for UFC 138. I've never heard of the dude writing it, so let's see what we can glean from his article -

quote:

This is probably just the JMMA fanboy in me

quote:

I’m an outspoken advocate of pure strikers

Well this guys certainly seems qualified to give mma betting advice!

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

fawker posted:

I know this is PSP, but whats the story behind this?

It's a tinfoil theory, but Michael Jordan is a huge gambler, his losses to one other person in particular have exceeded 1.3 million and he was always going to casino's during his career, even during play off series. There's also rumors (again take with a grain of salt) that his father was shot as a result of his son's debts.

The NBA opened an investigation into his gambling and at some point during this investigation Jordan left to play minor league baseball, three or so days after announcing his move to baseball, they closed the investigation.

There's even apparently a link that the team he played for's owner was close to MJ's management.

I don't necessarily believe any of it, especially since a golfer can't get a hummer from a porn star without it breaking but like I said, if the rumors are true, Jon Jones aint such a bad dude for ratting kids out for dimebags.

Outside of that just about everyone who's a non-celebrity who's met mJ has said he's a oval office.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

BlindSite posted:

There's even apparently a link that the team he played for's owner was close to MJ's management.

He played for the AA affiliate of the Chicago White Sox whose owner also owned the Bulls.

ASL NIGGA
Nov 26, 2009

by T. Mascis

BlindSite posted:

It's a tinfoil theory, but Michael Jordan is a huge gambler, his losses to one other person in particular have exceeded 1.3 million and he was always going to casino's during his career, even during play off series. There's also rumors (again take with a grain of salt) that his father was shot as a result of his son's debts.

The NBA opened an investigation into his gambling and at some point during this investigation Jordan left to play minor league baseball, three or so days after announcing his move to baseball, they closed the investigation.

There's even apparently a link that the team he played for's owner was close to MJ's management.

I don't necessarily believe any of it, especially since a golfer can't get a hummer from a porn star without it breaking but like I said, if the rumors are true, Jon Jones aint such a bad dude for ratting kids out for dimebags.

Outside of that just about everyone who's a non-celebrity who's met mJ has said he's a oval office.


mj was also widely regarded as the biggest poo poo-talker in the nba. so he's kind of like the chael sonnen of basketball

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
The gambling thing is stupid tinfoil garbage but he was undeniably a huge rear end in a top hat & basically spent his basketball life calling everyone near him a human being.

Paul Pot
Mar 4, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post
ok, i'm burning my throwback jersey which i bought the year 2002

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

The gambling thing is stupid tinfoil garbage but he was undeniably a huge rear end in a top hat & basically spent his basketball life calling everyone near him a human being.

Yeah, he spent at least a year trying to make Kwame Brown have a mental breakdown.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

ASL NIGGA posted:

mj was also widely regarded as the biggest poo poo-talker in the nba. so he's kind of like the chael sonnen of basketball

Except he was actually the best basketball player in the world.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

MassRayPer posted:

Except he was actually the best basketball player in the world.

you're right, that is a very good and cool analogy

ASL NIGGA
Nov 26, 2009

by T. Mascis

MassRayPer posted:

Except he was actually the best basketball player in the world.

me, the best posted:

so he's kind of like the chael sonnen of basketball

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Notable achievements of c. Sonnen

Saying mean things to a black man's face!.

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
- Trained with the best welterweight in the world, Nick Diaz.

- Campaign manager for Matt the law Lindland

RevlisYdoc
Jun 24, 2011

This owl. This fucking owl will not stop staring into my soul. Help.
Jon Jones is the Chael Sonnen of MMA.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
chael sonnen is a coward:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xir5HN24e8

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Bundt Cake posted:

chael sonnen is a coward:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xir5HN24e8

Chael is a bitch

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Bundt Cake posted:

chael sonnen is a coward:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xir5HN24e8

He claims Wanderlei was walking with a cane at the time so didn't cause trouble because it was a no win situation.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

willie_dee posted:

He claims Wanderlei was walking with a cane at the time so didn't cause trouble because it was a no win situation.

an excuse only a bitch coward would use

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
Haha yes because wanderlei would absolutely destroy chael should they ever fight.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
the cane would give wanderlei an unfair advantage. chael did the right thing.

ASL NIGGA
Nov 26, 2009

by T. Mascis

niethan posted:

Haha yes because wanderlei would absolutely destroy chael should they ever fight.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:

niethan posted:

Haha yes because wanderlei would absolutely destroy chael should they ever fight.

Round 1: Chael via submission :05

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face

Lipstick Apathy
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Bad_things_about_Brazil

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

niethan posted:

Haha yes because wanderlei would absolutely destroy chael should they ever fight.

chael is a gutless retard who got confronted by two brazillians he talks loads of poo poo about and just meekly sat there and took it

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Meat Recital posted:

the cane would give wanderlei an unfair advantage. chael did the right thing.

a cané never has a fighting advantage over a southpaw. chael via tko

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

Bundt Cake posted:

chael is a gutless retard who got confronted by two brazillians he talks loads of poo poo about and just meekly sat there and took it

Look, I'm not a gang banger. I don't talk about "respect." That term is for street thugs, not me.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
I am a gangster from America.

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Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
chael is kinda cool for making it through life without testes or a spine

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