It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: GOD DAMN IT

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A black person: Oct 3, 2007; Bender, stop shutting the hell up!

I really liked the bits of this episode that I could enjoy; I don't have a TV so I had to watch it in one of the TV lounges at my school, which also contains a piano and a bunch of pool tables and stuff. So some bozo was very poorly trying to play music from Ocarina of Time through the whole thing, and then some dumb bitches tried to convince us to change the channel to Jersey Shore in the middle of it. Bunch of loving jabronis at this school, man.

Anyone want to post any good quotes, since I couldn't hear poo poo?

# ? Sep 16, 2011 06:13

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The Mutato: Feb 23, 2011; Neil deGrasse Highson

Is that an egg?

# ? Sep 16, 2011 06:15

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; "Oh, there ain't gonna be any excuses after this fight. I ain't gonna need not one, you're gonna need a bunch of 'em."--Rampage Jackson, July 19
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DivisionPost posted:

I apologize for going off topic, but what batshit insane GBS Mod dare did you lose to get stuck with a ponytar?

Yup. The new batch of ponytars is some wacky TFR troll or something. It's how I got mine, I'm guessing.

loving great episode with fantastic callbacks. Crack? "McNabb"? Mac's misguided vanity about his body? Jesus. That limo scene shocked it's way into my top 5 Sunny moments. I had no idea that was coming.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 06:27

The Dark Wind: Nov 27, 2003; Master of the high hat!

I actually fell out of my chair and laughed on the floor during the limo scene, I completely lost it. I hadn't laughed that hard in a while. Holy poo poo, how I missed you, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I have a strong feeling this is gonna be an incredible season.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 07:06

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; My cat is better than your cat, because my cat is named Super Nintendo Chalmers.

I need to just admit that I'm a chubby chaser, because I thought Mac looked drat good with that tummy. I did the same thing with fat Adama, too.

I never agreed with those people who thought the last few seasons were awful, and this was just another episode that I'll see a few hundred times over the years.

I'm so drat glad this show is back.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 07:13

ShadyNasty: Jun 3, 2007; Guybrush Threepwood,
Mighty Climber!

Fan-loving-tastic episode. Had me rolling with laughter the whole way through.

Also I've been on a real "jabroni" trip today. Japanese cycle commuters are assholes so I was calling people jabronis and bozos for half an hour straight. Thanks, Mac.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 07:33

Pedwalk: Mar 11, 2007; "Oh my God, she thought. I hope I don't get pregnant."

The Mutato posted:

Is that an egg?

Oh my god, I'm laughing harder at this than anything. That's totally an egg. So loving funny.

e: I love that they were hard boiling the eggs with the denim. A throwback to a joke that hadn't even happened yet. Mind blown.

Pedwalk fucked around with this message at Sep 16, 2011 around 07:45

# ? Sep 16, 2011 07:43

OdorousTobacco: Oct 17, 2005; I get the chills thinking that one day this fuckwit may be right

So I just re-watched "Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City" and totally had forgotten that the whole "junkyard dog/cat" discussion they had in tonight's episode is a callback to that episode.

Those are the callbacks I like, where it's obscure and you don't even realize it until way later.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 09:17

Lycus: Aug 5, 2008; Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

No, it's alright, I've got a touch of consumption.

Even if you thought the blood was too much of a gross-out joke, it was worth it for that line.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 12:46

TUS: Feb 19, 2003; I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.

Problem Child 2 had a better vomit scene, but it also had a long set-up. Sunny's was so out of the blue and because of that, it made that scene nearly neck to neck with PC2.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 14:02

Benagain: Oct 10, 2007; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Favorite moment had to be the blood vomit, but second favorite was when they dragged the body out of Charlie's apartment and just...left it right beside the door.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 14:31

Dr Mantis Toboggan: Feb 22, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Lycus posted:

Even if you thought the blood was too much of a gross-out joke, it was worth it for that line.

Your quote confused the gently caress out of me until I realized I wasn't the only Dr Mantis. I feel dirty and ashamed now. I apologize real Dr. Mantis.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 15:11

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Benagain posted:

Favorite moment had to be the blood vomit, but second favorite was when they dragged the body out of Charlie's apartment and just...left it right beside the door.

She would've wanted it that way...

# ? Sep 16, 2011 15:52

Tatum Girlparts: Sep 8, 2011; Do you think you can destroy me with your Nexus? I who served Thuganomics, I who commanded The Cenation, hundreds of years before you were on NXT?

The Mutato posted:

Is that an egg?

Holy poo poo the writers on this loving show are the greatest. There is no reason for that to be there other then for dudes like us rewatching the show to laugh at, and I love when they do that stuff.

Also great quote for the title.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 16:14

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; Look the part, be the part, motherfucker.

Ghostpilot posted:

^^^ You'll probably want to skip over this post.

These are wonderful. Any chance you could make an avatar size gif of Mac doing his "chimichonga dance", 16 minutes or so in to the episode.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 16:33

SublimeDelusions: Jun 19, 2005; Dentyne Fire + Dentyne Ice = End of World?

The Mutato posted:

Is that an egg?

I will never understand why Frank loves eggs so much... But I will laugh at it!

# ? Sep 16, 2011 16:40

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

SublimeDelusions posted:

I will never understand why Frank loves eggs so much... But I will laugh at it!

If eggs and denim are really washing up under bridges, I'm going to have to start hanging out under them more often.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 16:42

Dr. Mantis Toboggan: May 5, 2003; Kharibdus is hardcore

Dr Mantis Toboggan posted:

Your quote confused the gently caress out of me until I realized I wasn't the only Dr Mantis. I feel dirty and ashamed now. I apologize real Dr. Mantis.

Holy poo poo!

# ? Sep 16, 2011 16:56

TUS: Feb 19, 2003; I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.

Dr. Mantis Toboggan posted:

Holy poo poo!

Which one of you has the magnum condoms?

# ? Sep 16, 2011 17:01

kolby: Oct 29, 2004; Lance Berkman.

If someone could make an animated .gif of Dennis laughing and then composing himself after the doctor told Mac he had diabetes I would love you.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 17:17

TUS: Feb 19, 2003; I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.

I just watched the episode again during my lunch. Still great as I remembered!

# ? Sep 16, 2011 18:17

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

^ Now that Sunny is back, I get to look forward to Community and that. "I thought my team was called 'The Encino Men?'"

# ? Sep 16, 2011 18:19

cumsitter: Jan 5, 2004

This episode made me angry. I was angry because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't keep my eyes open to see the episode, and that upset me. Jesus Christ.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:19

Zeph: Apr 8, 2007; This bagga nasty from Dogbert is
FRESH

cumsitter posted:

This episode made me angry. I was angry because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't keep my eyes open to see the episode, and that upset me. Jesus Christ.

Look at this bozo without a DVR.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:25

OdorousTobacco: Oct 17, 2005; I get the chills thinking that one day this fuckwit may be right

I literally had this conversation with my mom at 6 this morning:

Her: "Did you put wine in a Coke can?"
Me: "Yes."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Because it was the season premiere of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'."
Her: ".....whatever."

# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:54

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

OdorousTobacco posted:

I literally had this conversation with my mom at 6 this morning:

Her: "Did you put wine in a Coke can?"
Me: "Yes."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Because it was the season premiere of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'."
Her: ".....whatever."

She tried to intervention you.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 20:30

HanabaL03: Nov 12, 2003; We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!

OdorousTobacco posted:

I literally had this conversation with my mom at 6 this morning:

Her: "Did you put wine in a Coke can?"
Me: "Yes."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Because it was the season premiere of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'."
Her: ".....whatever."

Because of the implications.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 20:32

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007; Littlefinger up for the haters

Would it be weird if I changed my avatar to that girl freaking out cause she's covered in blood (maybe in a three frame loop or something)? People will think I'm a serial killer or something.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 20:52

niethan: Nov 22, 2005; Don't be scared, homie!

# ? Sep 16, 2011 21:09

Frosted Flake: Sep 13, 2011

I thought Alanna Ubach was great in that episode, I don't think she's been that funny since Waiting.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 21:31

vyst: Aug 25, 2009; Hoegaarden and Friendship.

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Frosted Flake posted:

I thought Alanna Ubach was great in that episode, I don't think she's been that funny since Waiting.

Holy poo poo is that who that was? I thought she looked familiar.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 21:32

Hoffbonics: May 12, 2003; I SUPPORT SLAVE LABOUR IN THE FILM INDUSTRY.
Mommy paid for me during my unpaid internship after I dropped out of college, why can't others do the same.

Also the girl Charlie vomits on is Erin Andrews

# ? Sep 16, 2011 21:34

TUS: Feb 19, 2003; I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.

Hoffbonics posted:

Also the girl Charlie vomits on is Erin Andrews

...the sports reporter?

edit - it is, holy poo poo

# ? Sep 16, 2011 21:35

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

Diabittiss?

# ? Sep 16, 2011 21:37

Ghostpilot: Jun 21, 2007; Go west, young man.
Go west!

Aw, beaten to it. But since I already had 'em done I figured I'd post 'em anyway.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 21:51

VDay: Jul 2, 2003; I'm Pacman Jones!

TUS posted:

...the sports reporter?

edit - it is, holy poo poo

Uh... no it's not, it's not even close. Besides the fact that she doesn't look or sound like her, it even says in the credits that it's Erin Matthews.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 22:00

TUS: Feb 19, 2003; I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.

VDay posted:

Uh... no it's not, it's not even close. Besides the fact that she doesn't look or sound like her, it even says in the credits that it's Erin Matthews.

When the only thing I have to go on at the moment is a 4 second .gif it's hard to tell.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 22:06

WayAbvPar: Mar 11, 2009; Ah- Smug Mode.

VDay posted:

Uh... no it's not, it's not even close. Besides the fact that she doesn't look or sound like her, it even says in the credits that it's Erin Matthews.

Thank you. I was wondering if I was insane- the woman on the show was at least 10 years old than EA (who I am pretty sure I would recognize on sight).

# ? Sep 16, 2011 22:15

antavila: Mar 30, 2010

Found this on Reddit:

http://i.imgur.com/ilc7z.jpg

I guess everything does come full circle.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 22:20

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The Heckler: Jul 29, 2010

Holy poo poo, Frank's hair...

# ? Sep 16, 2011 23:53

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