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Manuel Calavera
Nov 1, 2008

This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges. Then again, so am I, and I've got fewer suits.


I got those bits of advice already, but I still appreciate the input Wrought .

And yeah. I can just see the kind of folk who'd hire me. They'd be... like my yuppie former Mary Kay salesman, former Disney employee, now married to some guy in politics, cousin.

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Murkyhumor
Jul 24, 2006

This is Not a Pipe.

week one of dishwashing is done!

and i'm having fun.

It's surprisingly challenging juggling the dish pit, and I seem to be doing alright, since nobody has yelled at me yet.

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006



Manuel Calavera posted:

I got those bits of advice already, but I still appreciate the input Wrought .

And yeah. I can just see the kind of folk who'd hire me. They'd be... like my yuppie former Mary Kay salesman, former Disney employee, now married to some guy in politics, cousin.

You should cook in your fur suit, there might be a niche for that.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

-The Marquis of Merginae-
Bearer of the One True Ducksword


mindphlux posted:

I apologize, I take back everything negative I said about induction cooktops. upon review, I was thinking glass-topped electric ranges (halogen powered) were induction. but, I guess I have never used a true induction range. I guess I should at least give them a chance.

does induction still heat the pot if you lift it off the source, like gas would? I guess if it passes that crucial test, induction actually sounds sort of sweet.

still though, I can't imagine cooking without gas...

It has a pretty limited range, you just need to keep that in mind and everything works about the same.

Srsly go try induction it owns.

Manuel Calavera
Nov 1, 2008

This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges. Then again, so am I, and I've got fewer suits.


Turkeybone posted:

You should cook in your fur suit, there might be a niche for that.


It's been awhile since I got one of those. You jerks will miss me when I'm gone for a week for my convention.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007
The Bartender

Manuel Calavera posted:


It's been awhile since I got one of those. You jerks will miss me when I'm gone for a week for my convention.

I don't think I would have noticed...

Newf
Feb 14, 2006
I appreciate hacky sack on a much deeper level than you.

I recently started working at a restaurant much fancier than any place I worked at before. I'm the only one in the kitchen without a culinary education, and education besides I'm the least experienced by a wide margin. I'm scheduled as being responsible for the staff meal on my next shift (Thursday) and I'm pretty intimidated about it. I'm calm on a line when poo poo hits the fan, and I'm good with a knife, but I'm no cook (in comparison with my colleagues). The staff meals I've seen prepared so far have all been off-the-cuff inventions based on what was available in excess at the time.

I'm looking for suggestions for something I could quickly prepare from each of: cod, salmon, or steak, since it's likely that I'll be looking at using one of these. I'll have to feed betwteen 4 and 7 people.

Toxx
Aug 25, 2002


Pizza or stew.

magnetic
Jun 21, 2005

kiteless, master, teach me.

Newf posted:

I recently started working at a restaurant much fancier than any place I worked at before. I'm the only one in the kitchen without a culinary education, and education besides I'm the least experienced by a wide margin. I'm scheduled as being responsible for the staff meal on my next shift (Thursday) and I'm pretty intimidated about it. I'm calm on a line when poo poo hits the fan, and I'm good with a knife, but I'm no cook (in comparison with my colleagues). The staff meals I've seen prepared so far have all been off-the-cuff inventions based on what was available in excess at the time.

I'm looking for suggestions for something I could quickly prepare from each of: cod, salmon, or steak, since it's likely that I'll be looking at using one of these. I'll have to feed betwteen 4 and 7 people.

2" Hotel pan with onions(or leeks), garlic, fresh herbs, arrange some portions of fish, add water and season everything well. Cover the pan with buttered foil. Set aside to bake for 30-40 minutes or until the fish is just cooked through. Do not put too much water.

Make rice in a hotel pan. Toast your rice a bit with oil or butter, add some herbs and season. Get your water hot, pour it in cover with foil and bake until done.

plain green salad with dressed something simple

garlic bread; grind garlic and parsley in a food processor with butter until it is a fine compound. Spread on bread an bake either together wrapped in foil or individually depending on your taste in garlic bread.


You should be able to whip that poo poo together in 15-20 minutes. Make it all first thing, then you will have plenty of time to do your prep. During that time that other cooks would be wanking on the stove top.

bunnielab
May 19, 2005

Ask me about Herbs

magnetic posted:

Make rice in a hotel pan. Toast your rice a bit with oil or butter, add some herbs and season. Get your water hot, pour it in cover with foil and bake until done.

Mind blown.

Longtiem
Feb 9, 2010


Newf posted:

I recently started working at a restaurant much fancier than any place I worked at before. I'm the only one in the kitchen without a culinary education, and education besides I'm the least experienced by a wide margin. I'm scheduled as being responsible for the staff meal on my next shift (Thursday) and I'm pretty intimidated about it. I'm calm on a line when poo poo hits the fan, and I'm good with a knife, but I'm no cook (in comparison with my colleagues). The staff meals I've seen prepared so far have all been off-the-cuff inventions based on what was available in excess at the time.

I'm looking for suggestions for something I could quickly prepare from each of: cod, salmon, or steak, since it's likely that I'll be looking at using one of these. I'll have to feed betwteen 4 and 7 people.

Grilled Salmon with Beer mustard butter bed of rice with garlic


Or just ask your coworkers for recommendation, the place you work at sounds like its full of a bunch of nerds who would be happy to offer suggestions

Zadmaster
Nov 5, 2007

Your tone, it's all wrong...

So I interviewed for a new place opening up here in KC, and it went pretty well. I am friends with the Exec, and the owner seemed to enjoy what I had to say. Was looking forward to getting out of my hellish country club gig and helping open a brand new place as sous.

Then that very night I get a call from an old friend saying the place she used to work at long ago is looking for a chef. So I meet with the owner, it's a place I've never heard of, and it's the tiniest little place in an old victorian house downtown. Smallest kitchen I've ever seen. The owner is a sweet older lady with just the right amount of eccentricity, and everything about it felt right.

She offered me what the other place was going to pay me salary-wise. And they are closed Sun-Mon-Tues. And I would be the executive chef. And I'm both terrified and excited beyond belief. I'm doubly excited for friday night Paella night. The old chef is leaving on good terms, and I really hope he can give me a couple days of showing me what systems he has in place.

Any of you goons have experience working in very tight quarters? I mean this kitchen looks like a tiny apartment kitchen. It has an electric range for gently caress's sake. But there is a good professional quality convection oven, thank god for that. But aside from those two items and a microwave, that's all the cooking equipment! And it's an entirely from-scratch kitchen. Just looking at it makes my head hurt trying to imagine how to put food out with 4 electric burners. I think I may just buy a grill for out back!

[edit]also, the whole reason I started this job search was benefit related (long story short, I currently work in KS and have to work in MO for insurance reasons). I told my chef about 3 weeks ago about what was going on, and that I would be looking for another job. I basically told him I didn't have a specific date, but that I planned on being out within a month. And now that this other job fell in my lap, they really need me to start ASAP. I feel bad about giving my official notice today saying I will be leaving in a week, but is that really a dick move considering I told him awhile ago that I was leaving? I feel I've given ample time for them to find a replacement, I just don't want to burn any bridges.

Zadmaster fucked around with this message at Jun 6, 2012 around 17:21

Newf
Feb 14, 2006
I appreciate hacky sack on a much deeper level than you.

Thanks for the suggestions all, particularly magnetic

denereal visease
Nov 27, 2002

*denereal visease

Got hired by 5Guys today; can't wait forever. Anyone have work experience there?

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006



denereal visease posted:

Got hired by 5Guys today; can't wait forever. Anyone have work experience there?

Mmm now I want to go eat there; I wonder if 5guys is on myfitnesspal

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


It's probably on there, look for red writing in caps and a skull icon.

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006



Yep, it's there. Large fries is 1500 calories

Fuzzy Pipe Wrench
Nov 5, 2008

Remember me, Pilate? When Judas killed me?! I talked just...like...THIIIIIIIIIIISS!!

Turkeybone posted:

Yep, it's there. Large fries is 1500 calories

Isn't a large fry at 5 guys over a pound of french fries?

Halalelujah
Mar 23, 2007

And then there was Streep.


Fuzzy Pipe Wrench posted:

Isn't a large fry at 5 guys over a pound of french fries?

Yes, and they're soggy and awful.

Fuzzy Pipe Wrench
Nov 5, 2008

Remember me, Pilate? When Judas killed me?! I talked just...like...THIIIIIIIIIIISS!!

Halalelujah posted:

Yes, and they're soggy and awful.

Maybe you have a bad 5 Guys, but the fries I get at the ones I've been to have always been acceptable and slightly above average compared to all the crappy breaded sysco fries I see at most local places.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008


Halalelujah posted:

Yes, and they're soggy and awful.

If you like ultra-crisp shoestring fries, 5 guys fries are terrible. If you like thick fries with a mashed potato interior, 5 guys fries are pretty good. Definitely not great, however. Not enough crisp, as Halal said.

If you get their fries to go, please please please open up the bag with the fries and take out the napkins they like to put right on top. They're fresh, steaming hot fries, and the napkin plus a closed paper bag is enough to make them soggy and poo poo within minutes.

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006



The one five guys I went to in the middle of Baltimore (now defunct, sadly) was really great about making crispy crispy fries. They had that poo poo nailed down. Many others have been meh.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics. Oh, and that stupid children's book 'The Little Prince,' ugh.

Five guys will make fries extra-crispy upon request. Request it.

Geniepolice
Feb 14, 2005

No wishes, only creepy

Fuzzy Pipe Wrench posted:

Isn't a large fry at 5 guys over a pound of french fries?

Yeah, I don't know anyone who can eat a large fry by themselves, it's a preposterous amount of fries.

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006



Geniepolice posted:

Yeah, I don't know anyone who can eat a large fry by themselves, it's a preposterous amount of fries.

Seriously? What kind of goon are you. I'm a recovering fatty but I can still take down a burger and large fries with no (immediate) issue.

Delicious Sci Fi
Jul 17, 2006

You cannot lose if you do not play.


Turkeybone posted:

Seriously? What kind of goon are you. I'm a recovering fatty but I can still take down a burger and large fries with no (immediate) issue.

holy crap that is a lot of food. I can split a burger and small fries with a person.

Murkyhumor
Jul 24, 2006

This is Not a Pipe.

Are there any tips of how to do mussels as fast as possible? I can get the beard off fairly quickly, but is it better to scrub them with a green scrubby under water, or to scrape the crap off with a paring knife?

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001



denereal visease posted:

Got hired by 5Guys today; can't wait forever. Anyone have work experience there?

I worked there for a year and a half, ask away.

(the fries are indeed better when you ask for them well-done)

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

denereal visease posted:

Got hired by 5Guys today; can't wait forever. Anyone have work experience there?

My brother worked there for a while as well. The only take-aways I can remember is that orders are acknowledged (in his location) with "Heard!" and that there's supposed to be a standard patty size, but no one gives a poo poo about that. Also, their fry seasoning smells just like Cup Noodles soup mix.

I'm going to have to request my fries extra crispy the next time I go there. I wasn't aware that was a thing.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!


Turkeybone posted:

Seriously? What kind of goon are you. I'm a recovering fatty but I can still take down a burger and large fries with no (immediate) issue.

lol christ

I have trouble with a relatively small mcdonalds quarter pounder and small fries. I usually make it through about 10-15 fries.

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!


also I eat them really daintily with my pinky sticking out

Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

Lord of Long-Distance Launching

At peak fattiness I could eat four McDoubles without flinching, but a double bacon cheeseburger from Five Guys, plus the large fry, was more than I could do. I've been meaning to go back, I haven't been since like September, 40 pounds ago.

On a traffic note, it seems like we're done with graduations entirely (thanks, high schools) and once all these roving bands of girl scouts get outta town we should be done with the mondo huge parties for the summer. Whee!

EvilRobot
Sep 27, 2001

Punks Is Hippies

The cops literally pepper sprayed our patio tonight. A fight broke out down the street and all the high school kids sitting out there ran up to join in. We closed the patio for the night and had everyone who got off work escorted to their car. I know this is a pretty e/n post, but I couldn't help but share. Good times.

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006



mindphlux posted:

also I eat them really daintily with my pinky sticking out

Well sure, if McDonalds is haute cuisine in whatever bumblefuck you live in.

Geniepolice
Feb 14, 2005

No wishes, only creepy

EvilRobot posted:

The cops literally pepper sprayed our patio tonight. A fight broke out down the street and all the high school kids sitting out there ran up to join in. We closed the patio for the night and had everyone who got off work escorted to their car. I know this is a pretty e/n post, but I couldn't help but share. Good times.

That's loving awesome.

I'm stoked because we're all hands tomorrow because of some street fair, so we'll have about twice the number of people on the line/floating tomorrow as usual. Tomorrow is NOT gonna suck!

denereal visease
Nov 27, 2002

*denereal visease

Turkeybone posted:

Seriously? What kind of goon are you. I'm a recovering fatty but I can still take down a burger and large fries with no (immediate) issue.
Congrats on trying to walk the road to recovery. I recall seeing your picture somewhere in the old industry and you were festively plump, to be politeish. Keep going dude, don't give up.

mindphlux posted:

I have trouble with a relatively small mcdonalds quarter pounder and small fries. I usually make it through about 10-15 fries.
look @ dis lil bitch your username is one of the first I recognized regularly waaaaay back when I first paid my

Manager/whatever-I-really-do-not-care that hired me called today and told I was scheduled for 10ish hours this coming week; immediately went out & spent that money. Also, this location allegedly has only 1 staff member that can run the fryer by himself It's going to be like Sundays at my old gig all over again, surrounded by incompetents.

Geniepolice
Feb 14, 2005

No wishes, only creepy

Geniepolice posted:

Tomorrow is NOT gonna suck!

GUESS WHO WAS WRONG?!

Also, Regular Fries or Cajun fries? discuss (spoiler: Cajun fries is the correct response)

Trebuchet King
Jul 5, 2005

Lord of Long-Distance Launching

If cajun is a response then it is the right response. Always.

Crowley
Mar 13, 2003


Geniepolice posted:

GUESS WHO WAS WRONG?!

Also, Regular Fries or Cajun fries? discuss (spoiler: Cajun fries is the correct response)

Regular fries are boring. Anything but regular fries.

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Zadmaster
Nov 5, 2007

Your tone, it's all wrong...

Asinine amount of prep last night, super deep cleaning on a poor neglected filthy kitchen, AND my dishwashers didn't show for the 4th Sunday in about 2 months. We close at 930. We left at 4am. And I had to be up at 8 for my son's speech therapy. Good God.

One more day in that hellhole then I start my new gig!

As an aside, in reference to my soon to be former job, anyone else worked for a chef that just flat out refused to do prep? Mine has this habit of not putting up a prep list for banquets until just before he leaves during dinner service, leaving the staff (see: me and a bunch of apprentices that require constant guidance) to stay very late every night while he literally has done nothing all day but sit in the office.

I understand that he has a lot of admin stuff to do during the day, but it's just so demotivating to make these kids stay late constantly so their boss can go hang out on his boat instead of helping his kitchen be productive. Oh and then I get bitched at about labor.

Oh well! One more day! And had I not found the new job I would've probably put in 80 hrs this week. Big parties every day and that means prep. That the chef won't do. I do pity those poor apprentices.

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