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Worldmaker
Oct 21, 2004

I got tired of seeing Alex as part of your title so here is a picture of RICKY MARTIN

magnetic posted:

I suppose the tittle chef has no meaning any longer; now that every turd that flips an egg for minimum wage is calling themselves chef.


Chef loosely means in charge.
Executive A person with /senior/ managerial responsibility in a business organization.

This title instead of money culture is absurd. I think my highest position that was not chef, was "assistant". Of course I was the assistant to the "executive chef" making $28 per hour (not very much in Napa Valley. I suppose I have not really been part of any "Americanized" kitchen at all so I have a certain disdain for the "inflated title" poo poo.


AM Executive Chef, for example, is a bullshit title unless perhaps there is a Casino with seven cafes that needs a chef dedicated strictly to managing the operations of those cafes breakfast program.

Well, fortunately, nobody really remembers chefs outside of LA, New York, or Vegas if they aren't on the Food Network or haven't won a Beard award, so all those inflated titles are really just people splashing in little ponds.

And at the end of the day, given how stressful and tiring this industry can be, I'm inclined to let them (and myself) have a little satisfaction.

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Kudden
Dec 10, 2007

ECLIPSE THE PAST

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So 7 months in a TGI Fridays kitchen.. Cant really recommend it even if you're completely inexperienced. But praise be to Satan, I just got hooked up with a new sweet gig in a "real" kitchen! Whoop whoop!

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



If I'm talking to restaurant people, I use the term chef correctly. The rest of the world, however, I have given up on. When someone asks me what I do, I say I'm a chef because it puts the correct picture in their head; "line cook" or "saucier" do not. Plus I'm sick of having the following conversation

I'm a cook!
What, like at McDonalds or something?
No! I work over at Boite du Litiere du Chat.
So you're a chef!
Nope, Hercule Poisson is the chef there.
But surely, just to work at such a place you would have to go to culinary school?
Not really, but yes, I am a culinary school grad.
So you're a chef!
I guess you can call me that if you like.


And my grandma really likes telling people her granddaughter is a gourmet chef.

I figure words are words and as long as you get your point across you're good.


My husband has it even worse- he has to explain the whole Army. My dad keeps asking when he's going to get promoted from Sergeant to Lieutenant.


*yes, these days I do say "I'm a chef by trade and training, but at the moment I'm delivering pizzas to pay the student loans."

meatcookie
Jun 2, 2007


I always preferred Pizza Transport Facilitator.

Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011


Having delivered Chinese and Mexican food, I opt for the more general "Food Conveyance Expert" on mine.

rayray00
Mar 27, 2003

Capturing the moment from hair-loopies to big bellies.

Wroughtirony posted:

If I'm talking to restaurant people, I use the term chef correctly. The rest of the world, however, I have given up on. When someone asks me what I do, I say I'm a chef because it puts the correct picture in their head; "line cook" or "saucier" do not. Plus I'm sick of having the following conversation

I'm a cook!
What, like at McDonalds or something?
No! I work over at Boite du Litiere du Chat.
So you're a chef!
Nope, Hercule Poisson is the chef there.
But surely, just to work at such a place you would have to go to culinary school?
Not really, but yes, I am a culinary school grad.
So you're a chef!
I guess you can call me that if you like.


And my grandma really likes telling people her granddaughter is a gourmet chef.

I figure words are words and as long as you get your point across you're good.


My husband has it even worse- he has to explain the whole Army. My dad keeps asking when he's going to get promoted from Sergeant to Lieutenant.


*yes, these days I do say "I'm a chef by trade and training, but at the moment I'm delivering pizzas to pay the student loans."

I found by saying "I cook for a living at so and so" deters the whole chef/cook conversation.

magnetic
Jun 21, 2005

kiteless, master, teach me.

Worldmaker posted:

And at the end of the day, given how stressful and tiring this industry can be, I'm inclined to let them (and myself) have a little satisfaction.

I am pretty tired of "chefs" with "15 years experience" coming through my door who I would not let wash my dishes much less season a gravy. But if people are willing live with a title they don't deserve. My assistant will henceforth be called "Master of the Foodsmiths" instead of Chef.

Worldmaker
Oct 21, 2004

I got tired of seeing Alex as part of your title so here is a picture of RICKY MARTIN

magnetic posted:

I am pretty tired of "chefs" with "15 years experience" coming through my door who I would not let wash my dishes much less season a gravy. But if people are willing live with a title they don't deserve. My assistant will henceforth be called "Master of the Foodsmiths" instead of Chef.

Most industries are packed full of people who aren't any good at what they do, regardless of time spent behind the wheel. In general, like most people discussing an industry they enjoy, I'm not referring to the shitheels, but the people who work hard and are talented.

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.


This is hilarious and reads like something from The Onion - http://www.businessknowhow.com/manage/job_title.htm

magnetic
Jun 21, 2005

kiteless, master, teach me.

It's funny because it's true, people are dumb as stumps :V

meatcookie
Jun 2, 2007


Dane posted:

This is hilarious and reads like something from The Onion - http://www.businessknowhow.com/manage/job_title.htm

If I could have the title of Culinary Jedi I'd be one of the happiest motherfuckers on the planet. Or maybe Kitchen Ninja.
Hell, for the time being even Culinary Padawan would be awesome.

meatcookie fucked around with this message at Nov 11, 2011 around 01:45

Kudden
Dec 10, 2007

ECLIPSE THE PAST

USURP THE FUTURE


meatcookie posted:

If I could have the title of Culinary Jedi I'd be one of the happiest motherfuckers on the planet. Or maybe Kitchen Ninja.
Hell, for the time being even Culinary Padawan would be awesome.

Facebook job title.. changed..

EvilRobot
Sep 27, 2001

Punks Is Hippies

ApolloCreed posted:

Puttin' bitches in line.

This reply is the SA version of a fistbump.

Edit: My new job title is Emporer of Dough Tossing Second Pope of Flat Top Grill and Destroyer of Slack Asses.

EvilRobot fucked around with this message at Nov 11, 2011 around 11:01

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



I think part of the problem is that people are encouraged to take the "baffle them with bullshit" approach to resumes, especially when they are just starting out. poo poo like "OBJECTIVE- To Obtain Rewarding and Dynamic Position With Opportunity to Grow Leadership and Skill Expansion in the Fast-Paced Traditional French-Style Paradigm of Guest Organoleptic Delight While Maintaining a People-Oriented Mission." We all know that your objective is to get hired for the job you applied for. Same goes for bullshit bullet points in the experience section. Just because you read that people like to hire "leaders" so you throw the word "leadership" into every paragraph doesn't transform your last four dishwasher gigs into "kitchen management." Furthermore, resume coaches tend to encourage people to be ashamed of "menial" jobs. How in the gently caress is it better to say you were unemployed than to say you took a job cleaning bedpans in a hospital to cover your bills? I'm aware that I have an enormous blue-collar-college-kid chip on my shoulder, but really, the job market has just become ridiculous and blind to reality. What worked 20 years ago does not work today.

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006



Anyone interested in the EMP cookbook?

tycho_atreides
Oct 25, 2006

Here be dargonz

magnetic posted:

I am pretty tired of "chefs" with "15 years experience" coming through my door who I would not let wash my dishes much less season a gravy. But if people are willing live with a title they don't deserve. My assistant will henceforth be called "Master of the Foodsmiths" instead of Chef.

I had a friend at Gordon Ramsay in London who used to tell me they had so many sous chefs and junior sous chefs there they used to make up joke titles for all of them - Dry Storage Chef, Dish Pit Chef, Parsley Chef, etc. It's one of those typical "we'll call you a sous chef so we can put you on salary to cut labor costs" kind of situations probably.

Wroughtirony posted:

Furthermore, resume coaches tend to encourage people to be ashamed of "menial" jobs. How in the gently caress is it better to say you were unemployed than to say you took a job cleaning bedpans in a hospital to cover your bills? I'm aware that I have an enormous blue-collar-college-kid chip on my shoulder, but really, the job market has just become ridiculous and blind to reality. What worked 20 years ago does not work today.

Yeah resume coaching is pretty hilarious, at least in the restaurant world. Things that actually matter to get hired somewhere: resume lists some good experience somewhere, resume is properly formatted, clean and has good spelling. Beyond that no one cares - your resume just helps you get a stage, and it's the stage that determines whether you're hired or not. I've met plenty of cooks with Bernardin or Alinea or whatever dumb crap on their resumes that showed up to stage and couldn't do good knifework and were sent on their way. I dont get the thing about menial tasks either - to me thats a selling point. I wouldnt wanna work with somebody who was unwilling to do menial tasks - people that think certain things are "beneath them".

It continually dumbfounds me that in this economy, when jobs are hard-won that we have such trouble finding good cooks and keeping them on staff. We just fired our AM fish guy because the rear end in a top hat couldnt show up to work on time. Is it really that hard to show up?

quote:

I'm a cook!
What, like at McDonalds or something?
No! I work over at Boite du Litiere du Chat.
So you're a chef!
Nope, Hercule Poisson is the chef there.
But surely, just to work at such a place you would have to go to culinary school?
Not really, but yes, I am a culinary school grad.
So you're a chef!
I guess you can call me that if you like.

Jeez this is like almost verbatim of what happens to me every time I see relatives or family friends or something.

Appl
Feb 4, 2002

where da white womens at?

How hard is it really to just say "a chef is restaurant talk for the boss or manager of a kitchen, I am just a cook or one of the kitchen staff" to explain to people the distinction?

Psychobabble
Jan 17, 2006


Its a stupid battle to fight. People ask if I'm a chef, they don't care about the super exact meaning of the word. To them a chef is a guy who cooks food professionally, so I just say yes. If they ask me what I do however, I will say that I"m a cook.

tycho_atreides
Oct 25, 2006

Here be dargonz

Appl posted:

How hard is it really to just say "a chef is restaurant talk for the boss or manager of a kitchen, I am just a cook or one of the kitchen staff" to explain to people the distinction?

Hard only because I'm always introduced in the first place by someone else as a "chef" in the first place. It's not difficult really, just annoying that the Food Network or whoever has given the general public the idea that you become a chef when you put on a chef coat and a toque. It's like thinking someone's a professional fireman because they're wearing a FDNY t-shirt.

Worldmaker
Oct 21, 2004

I got tired of seeing Alex as part of your title so here is a picture of RICKY MARTIN

In this same vein of conversation, there were like two hundred people walking around the Fab Food Network show today dressed in chef coats. Not like, cooks or students or someone who might have a reason to wear it, a bunch of people who bought chef jackets at some stand and started this odd flashmob of people wearing chef coats.

It was really confusing and horribly miserable at the same time.

Fuzzy Pipe Wrench
Nov 5, 2008

Remember me, Pilate? When Judas killed me?! I talked just...like...THIIIIIIIIIIISS!!

Anyone ever have to deal with servers/FoH people not ringing in extra sides that are normally charged for when placed alongside the rest of an order(Extra sauces, sides of celery/carrots etc.)? I can understand that it is a pain in the rear end to have to run to the computer to add it to an order, then send it back to the kitchen rather than just asking a foodrunner to grab it. Especially in the middle of a rush, but this is just one of those little things that is money going out the door.

EvilRobot
Sep 27, 2001

Punks Is Hippies

Fuzzy Pipe Wrench posted:

Anyone ever have to deal with servers/FoH people not ringing in extra sides that are normally charged for when placed alongside the rest of an order(Extra sauces, sides of celery/carrots etc.)? I can understand that it is a pain in the rear end to have to run to the computer to add it to an order, then send it back to the kitchen rather than just asking a foodrunner to grab it. Especially in the middle of a rush, but this is just one of those little things that is money going out the door.

We just keep most of that stuff in the kitchen and don't give it to them unless we see a ticket. Except Ranch because apparently the owners think the stuff should just flow, which is lame because even at 25 cents a ramekin we could be making a few hundred extra a week.

Fuzzy Pipe Wrench
Nov 5, 2008

Remember me, Pilate? When Judas killed me?! I talked just...like...THIIIIIIIIIIISS!!

EvilRobot posted:

We just keep most of that stuff in the kitchen and don't give it to them unless we see a ticket. Except Ranch because apparently the owners think the stuff should just flow, which is lame because even at 25 cents a ramekin we could be making a few hundred extra a week.

Usually the food runners grab it when they head into the kitchen to do other things there since basically everyone uses them as their gopher's to fetch anything/tell people things.

heyfresh888
Feb 8, 2010


I think resume presentation and strategy is extremely important if you're applying towards high end. Some restaurants get 50~100 resumes a day, if you don't have the first 3 seconds to stand out, then what.

In fact, you should have a full curriculum vitae to offer. I've always believed that my cover letter has had a lot to do with my success in getting desired jobs.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

EvilRobot posted:

We just keep most of that stuff in the kitchen and don't give it to them unless we see a ticket. Except Ranch because apparently the owners think the stuff should just flow, which is lame because even at 25 cents a ramekin we could be making a few hundred extra a week.

Yeah, it took me doing a cost breakdown on the five gallons of the poo poo a week that went out of the kitchen I was managing last to get the owner to realize how much he was losing to the waitstaff pouring someone a soup cup of it for their fries.

Made my food cost just a little happier.

infiniteguest
May 14, 2009

oh god oh god

Fuzzy Pipe Wrench posted:

Anyone ever have to deal with servers/FoH people not ringing in extra sides that are normally charged for when placed alongside the rest of an order(Extra sauces, sides of celery/carrots etc.)? I can understand that it is a pain in the rear end to have to run to the computer to add it to an order, then send it back to the kitchen rather than just asking a foodrunner to grab it. Especially in the middle of a rush, but this is just one of those little things that is money going out the door.


At Le Bernardin if you finish the truffle emulsion before you finish your skatewing they will come by with a little copper urn and sauce your plate again tableside. For free.

I'm not saying that this is the law by which all restaurants should operate (particularly if it's the kind of business where people dip fries into bowls of ranch and the chef has to measure soda syrup boxes at the end of the month) but it does illustrate the point that the damage done by nickel and diming customers with stuff like 25 cent sides of ranch can be worse than the food cost hit of sending out some free celery.

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006



Well, this illustrates that Le Bernardin != Liquid Communism's place != EvilRobot's place.

People aren't going to Le Bernardin specifically for that truffle emulsion. Theyre going for the whole experience and all that. At some other place, you might specifically be going for those fries with ranch. In that case, customers are going to be willing to pay for it separately.

Conversely, customers also hate being nickled and dimed. Even at the Four Seasons, they charge for wiFi and people loving HATE IT. Every time you take the wallet out, it hurts, so to speak.

So you could totally just keep doing what you're doing --
64 2oz ramekins * 25 cents = 16 dollars for your gallon o ranch.
Or you could just up all the fries by like, 10 cents -- perhaps that won't be enough to deter people, and you'll definitely end up covering your ranch cost.
OR if ranch is a BFD in bumfuck middle america or wherever you are, make some ranch fries, make it a BFD, toss them in dry ranch powder or something, and charge $1.50 extra.

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004

have a scoop

I baked for a bagel chain for a while and when it was time to make nametags I eschewed the title of "Baker" for "Minister of Bagel Production." Also putting frozen bagels in a convection oven isn't really "baking"

At my current job I asked for the title of "Utility Chef in French" but chef said no and also was laughing too hard to tell me how to say it and now she refuses to

Turkeybone posted:

toss them in dry ranch powder or something, and charge $1.50 extra.

I've done this, they fly out the door so fast I ran out of ranch powder

pile of brown fucked around with this message at Nov 12, 2011 around 21:09

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

Congratulations on not getting fit in 2011!

infiniteguest posted:

At Le Bernardin if you finish the truffle emulsion before you finish your skatewing they will come by with a little copper urn and sauce your plate again tableside. For free.

I'm not saying that this is the law by which all restaurants should operate (particularly if it's the kind of business where people dip fries into bowls of ranch and the chef has to measure soda syrup boxes at the end of the month) but it does illustrate the point that the damage done by nickel and diming customers with stuff like 25 cent sides of ranch can be worse than the food cost hit of sending out some free celery.

Yeah, it wouldn't have been a big deal, except the place I was working was a hot-sandwich heavy bar and grill setup trying to run fast food levels of labor and food costs so they could keep their menu items in the $6 range.

Mind you, even McDonald's here runs that range on combos.

Garregus
Aug 10, 2002


pile of brown posted:

I've done this, they fly out the door so fast I ran out of ranch powder

Why is this not a special or on your menu, the manager in me is screaming opportunity.


There are some things you should charge for, like additions that are not on the menu (putting avocado on sandwich x, I want bacon on this veggie burger, etc...) but trying to get $.25 per ranch cup is just going to piss them off. Adjust your pricing to account for it and move on.

breakfall87
Apr 22, 2004
ABunch7587's little bitch

Buffalo Wild Wings is one of the most successful restaurant chains, and sells more beer than any other restaurant in the nation. When you buy their wings you get your first sauce for free, but they charge you for every extra sauce and your celery.

I don't foresee them changing.

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Oh God I'm going to talk about the Pizza Shack. Ewww.



Anyway. All of our sides are $0.49/ea. Ranch, marinara, whatever. Most of it comes in individually packaged. I'd say that 85% (and that's conservative) of the sauces we give out are not rung up. We have managers who don't know how to ring up extra sauces. Our food cost is so out of control that employees have only one option for meals (as opposed to X$ off whatever menu item) and servers have been instructed not to allow dine-in customers free tap water but to make them buy bottled. Now, this is a corporate concept that won't allow for novel menu items like ranch fries or anything of the like. And corporate are the ones who calculate our food cost each month. And our management is sufficiently delusional that cracking down on employee fountain drink usage makes more sense than enforcing "no ticket no sauce."

8 more days.

heyfresh888
Feb 8, 2010


Micros has the ability to make 1 touch additions to "non-sides" but with additional charges. You can even have the ability to second ring to a specific dish with less than three touches and no second print. It's how a lot of places that will have to ring in 12 to 30 course options with inserts and sub inserts work, as well as add supplement charges to optional courses. It still holds true to any Mircos based POS, so pretty much everyone.

The first sign of a failing business is one that doesn't micromanage their POS. The incompetence will spread like a virus. In most cases, tightening up your POS accuracy will give you more than 1~2% gain at the minimum.

heyfresh888 fucked around with this message at Nov 13, 2011 around 07:48

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004

have a scoop

Garregus posted:

Why is this not a special or on your menu, the manager in me is screaming opportunity.

was at an old job, place I work now isn't a fries kind of place and doesn't have a fryer in the kitchen anyways

pile of brown fucked around with this message at Nov 13, 2011 around 08:38

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008


On the other hand; if 2% kills your business, then you're really not doing it right in the first place.

I've been on both the server and the management side of this equation. Customers do not like to nickel and dimed. There is a food cost involved. The solution I've used as both BOH and FOH is the first ramekin of whatever gets an, "I'm supposed to charge you for this but-". The second gets, "okay, guys, now don't take advantage." The third gets, "I need to charge you for at least one of these." I think that this tactic portrays to the customer that you're willing to go the extra mile, bend a rule or two to satisfy them but also by the third it instills that there is still value to the product.

in the end two ounces or ranch or marinara is what, 5 cents? So buy the third if they're charged 25 cents a ramekin the company is still making 10 cents and the customer feels like the server is looking out for them. It's all about perception of value.

meatcookie
Jun 2, 2007


pile of brown posted:

was at an old job, place I work now isn't a fries kind of place and doesn't have a fryer in the kitchen anyways

So, what, just take your fries, fry them and dust them with dry ranch mix or do that before frying?

HKR
Jan 13, 2006



It's far easier to just factor in the cost of an extra portion of ranch into the cost of the fries then it is to charge extra. People wouldn't even notice the difference.

Enentol
Jul 16, 2005
Middle Class Gangster

meatcookie posted:

So, what, just take your fries, fry them and dust them with dry ranch mix or do that before frying?

I'm assuming it's after so you don't gently caress up your oil.

Turkeybone
Dec 9, 2006



brick cow posted:

On the other hand; if 2% kills your business, then you're really not doing it right in the first place.

I've been on both the server and the management side of this equation. Customers do not like to nickel and dimed. There is a food cost involved. The solution I've used as both BOH and FOH is the first ramekin of whatever gets an, "I'm supposed to charge you for this but-". The second gets, "okay, guys, now don't take advantage." The third gets, "I need to charge you for at least one of these." I think that this tactic portrays to the customer that you're willing to go the extra mile, bend a rule or two to satisfy them but also by the third it instills that there is still value to the product.

in the end two ounces or ranch or marinara is what, 5 cents? So buy the third if they're charged 25 cents a ramekin the company is still making 10 cents and the customer feels like the server is looking out for them. It's all about perception of value.

What's 2% of 3 million dollars -- it's not necessarily a matter of killing the business.

Also, .05 x64 is $3.20. Pretty sure that sauces are a bit more costly. But yeah, I mean as long as it isn't 50% of the people asking for more sides, I'm inclined to just up the price of the item some tiny amount and just give the sauce away.

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pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004

have a scoop

meatcookie posted:

So, what, just take your fries, fry them and dust them with dry ranch mix or do that before frying?

they come out of the fryer and into a bowl of ranch powder/salt and get tossed around in it and the hot oil picks it up and makes it stick onto the fries

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