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A kid should be wearing sexy clothes at school, hanging out smoking.
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| # ? Oct 7, 2011 19:11 |
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Yanni Estacado posted:god, jah's story about stealing the horse guy's weed at boarding school owns
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| # ? Oct 7, 2011 22:19 |
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bango skank posted:I am a Rastafarian, and it is against my religion to lie and steal. YOU WOULD LOOK A RASTA IN THE EYE...
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| # ? Oct 7, 2011 22:58 |
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I think that my favorite part of that story was how the weed was holy or some poo poo.
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| # ? Oct 8, 2011 04:38 |
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What episode is this story? It sounds amazing.
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| # ? Oct 8, 2011 07:24 |
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soru posted:Jonathan is the best, but he really needs to stop saying "ostensibly. " I figured it was a reference to this KitH sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbrpNs_tFE
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| # ? Oct 8, 2011 07:52 |
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a pipe smoking dog posted:What episode is this story? It sounds amazing. Episode 124, about 27 minutes in. As an aside, it's easier to just google 'UYD' and whatever you're searching for to find anything on the wiki than it is to actually search the wiki. I don't know if it's just me or what, but every time I've tried using the search box on the page it just loads for a while until I get an error.
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| # ? Oct 8, 2011 08:10 |
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To put it nicely, the wiki loving sucks.
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| # ? Oct 8, 2011 15:16 |
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The wiki itself is pretty drat comprehensive, their search engine just blows. Aside from the "Sports, shiatsu, sensual" thing I don't think it's ever let me down in finding a bit. "You know what I would've said? I would've said, 'THANKS FOR THE TICKET, BRACE-FACE' and I would have driven off."
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| # ? Oct 8, 2011 15:33 |
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from episode 100 Seth: whats that big thing next to my computer? Jah: the computer seth: no the thing NEXT to the computer Jah: thats the computer seth: then whats this thing?? Jah: The monitor!
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| # ? Oct 8, 2011 16:30 |
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bango skank posted:I am a Rastafarian, and it is against my religion to lie and steal. That story rules. I don't know what episode it's in but my favorite Johnathan story is the one where he takes some hallucinogen and climbs into bed with his parents. They even call his father to get his side of the story.
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| # ? Oct 9, 2011 02:32 |
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Bobby Malone posted:That story rules. I want to hear this one.
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| # ? Oct 9, 2011 18:23 |
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That's a brilliant episode, though any time his father appears is great (Like the very sweet moment they call him to wish him happy birthday). It's a shame that they don't fulfil Jonathan's promise of getting his dad on one day because as he said "No matter how crazy my stories are, my dad's are crazier". Also, how can Seth be nervous in front of the camera when he's a loving actor? He's clearly all over the place when they do the 100th episode as a video podcast, but it just seems odd to me that someone who performs in front of others for a living is so afraid of well...performing in front of other's for a living.
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| # ? Oct 9, 2011 18:39 |
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Maybe that's why Seth was never fully a performer for a living?
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| # ? Oct 9, 2011 20:56 |
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redz posted:Maybe that's why Seth was never fully a performer for a living? Right but from what we know of Seth he did try acting full time right? I assume he moved from Boston to LA to pursue it. I just always guessed that he wasn't very good.
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| # ? Oct 9, 2011 23:40 |
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DrVenkman posted:Right but from what we know of Seth he did try acting full time right? I assume he moved from Boston to LA to pursue it. I just always guessed that he wasn't very good.
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 01:29 |
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This thread inspired me to actually start the enormous journey of listening to every UYD in order starting with episode 1. I got to episode 21 the other day, and holy poo poo, Jonathan's rant about all the hunting shows on TV had me in tears. Go to the 34 minute mark of ep. 21 and get ready for one of the funniest things you've ever heard.
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 03:19 |
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DrVenkman posted:
i just watched this one and had the same feeling. All he needed to do wwas take a seat on the couch, but he was crouched down in that tiny little space for over an hour. I chalked it up to him looking at it as having to do a one hour, non-stop take in front of a camera which might have psyched him out. He's clearly waaaay more comfortable in later eps that were filmed.
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 05:26 |
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danifestmestny posted:i just watched this one and had the same feeling. All he needed to do wwas take a seat on the couch, but he was crouched down in that tiny little space for over an hour. I chalked it up to him looking at it as having to do a one hour, non-stop take in front of a camera which might have psyched him out. He's clearly waaaay more comfortable in later eps that were filmed. There are whole episodes later that were filmed? Where can I get those?
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 05:47 |
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I definitely remember some of these commercials Seth was in. Can't say I remember that tasteless Levi's Rolling Stones commercial, though...
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 05:52 |
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"Hey MAN is that FREEDOM ROCK?" "Yeah MAN" "Well then TURN IT UP MAN!" This has had me giggling for days. Edit: Ep 103 near the end. Asnorban fucked around with this message at Oct 10, 2011 around 13:22 |
| # ? Oct 10, 2011 13:16 |
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Drewsky posted:There are whole episodes later that were filmed? Where can I get those? not in whole but bits and pieces of the episodes in the 120s are on youtube and he is clearly more comfortable.
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 15:18 |
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Asnorban posted:"Hey MAN is that FREEDOM ROCK?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGWW8KOQio
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 17:44 |
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The clip of Seth doing the "prison cell march" is hilarious. http://www.55inch.com/seth_killer.php
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 18:23 |
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I think Seth proves even with no acting talent, you can dab some crazy work in Hollywood. God drat, he really thought he did a "prison march"? Hilarious. When does this get referenced in the show?
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 20:00 |
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CortezFantastic posted:I think Seth proves even with no acting talent Uhh, excuse me? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwzsCYMDhRM Acting enough to keep getting those sweet residuals. PAPER CHAAAAAAAAAASE!
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 20:27 |
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I think Seth tried to wrap his baby soft hands around that ancient profession, but ultimately his derrick never struck oil.
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 20:29 |
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JethroMcB posted:Acting enough to keep getting those sweet residuals. PAPER CHAAAAAAAAAASE! I love it every time he gets a check in the mail, like $20 at the maximum. Paper chase indeed.
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| # ? Oct 10, 2011 21:57 |
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Episode 259. Seth talking about his recurring nightmares is one of my favorite bits. From the wiki: 13:52 – Seth has a recurring nightmare in which he wakes up and sneezes in the middle of the night. There are a few seconds of silence, then he hears a man’s voice say, “God bless you” in the middle of his dark bedroom. 44:39 – When Seth was a kid, he had a weird dream. There were 13 steps that went from his top floor to the second floor. He would wake up and his mother would be standing at the sink doing dishes and he would get up, walk past their bedroom, look in and see something coming at him. He would jump all 13 steps, land, run into the kitchen, and when he looked back he could see the figure walking down the stairs. He would go to his mother and tug on her and she didn’t notice and kept doing the dishes until Seth looked back and saw the figure turning the corner and entering the kitchen. Also, I believe 260 has Jah telling us about nightmares he had as a kid of his mom and dad removing their meat faces when they were alone in their room. He thinks it's because he once saw his aunt without her chemo wig on or something. 
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| # ? Oct 11, 2011 15:36 |
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Biodome posted:Also, I believe 260 has Jah telling us about nightmares he had as a kid of his mom and dad removing their meat faces when they were alone in their room. He thinks it's because he once saw his aunt without her chemo wig on or something. I remember that one. It's awesome.
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| # ? Oct 11, 2011 22:00 |
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I always wonder about the voicemails. Being two very charismatic, not-bad-looking guys, they must get some creepy messages from female fans. Edit: I remember, for instance, at one point Jonathan had to ask women to stop sending him tit pics. SammyWhereAreYou fucked around with this message at Oct 11, 2011 around 22:44 |
| # ? Oct 11, 2011 22:40 |
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SammyWhereAreYou posted:I always wonder about the voicemails. Being two very charismatic, not-bad-looking guys, they must get some creepy messages from female fans.
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| # ? Oct 12, 2011 07:26 |
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Man, that whole "Sven" runner this week. So fuckin funny. Seth was on rare form.
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| # ? Oct 12, 2011 13:32 |
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Does anyone have a link to the original "holla back for a dope cock in your mouth" bit? I hate having to search the whole episode to get it.
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| # ? Oct 13, 2011 16:16 |
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The improvised "Dr. Hobo Gyno" TV pitch (starring Michael Madsen) bit from episode 36 is a classic.
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| # ? Oct 13, 2011 16:32 |
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Oz Fox posted:Does anyone have a link to the original "holla back for a dope cock in your mouth" bit? I hate having to search the whole episode to get it. Episode 075, 8:20 in (Segment: Craig's House) - "Holla back for a dope cock in your mouth – no fags; straight Latino looking for a cock to put in my butt (Seth: “Yeah, I’m just a vegan looking for a cheeseburger”) … “Tina Turner tickets…” RustyTrombone fucked around with this message at Oct 15, 2011 around 22:05 |
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RustyTrombone posted:Episode 075, 8:20 in (Segment: Craig's House)- "Holla back for a dope cock in your mouth – no fags; straight Latino looking for a cock to put in my butt (Seth: “Yeah, I’m just a vegan looking for a cheeseburger”) … “Tina Turner tickets…” Thanks a ton. They should really keep doing Craigshouse - they did it at their live show and it was still totally fresh.
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| # ? Oct 14, 2011 14:05 |
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It eventually just becomes the same deprived gay man looking for cock over and over. I understand why they cut it (even though it's still fresh).
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| # ? Oct 14, 2011 14:40 |
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Remember, when they say "Smooth Italian" they really mean "Mexican."
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| # ? Oct 14, 2011 15:37 |
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I listened to the first 40 episodes a while back and didn't really care for the show. Then about a week ago I started up again at 41 and for some reason it all just clicked with me and I've really been enjoying the show. Seatbelts.
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