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Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Your post is bad and you should feel bad.


DJExile posted:

You will gif guntoby and you will do it now.

And he better talk while your doing it. :3bert:

NosmoKing posted:

Smudge (the big one in the foreground of the "my three cats" pic) used to play fetch for HOURS. His favorite was a rolled up post-it, flicked with your finger. He'd fetch whole balled up newspaper pages, but he really liked the post-its.

Now, he's 18 and doesn't do much more than nap, purr, and periodically poop on the carpet.

Cats that play fetch are the best.

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Black Stormy
Apr 1, 2003



Mad Dragon posted:

TACTICAT5



I wish this picture was bigger.

Edit: Nevermind, I found it.

Mister Sinewave
Feb 9, 2008

Unload Safely!
1. Fire into ceiling.
2. Count each round in screamed German.
3. Repeat until empty.

ALL QUIET ON THE EAST SIR

THEY WON'T GET US

CougarsWrath
May 19, 2005

War is Hell


LIVING ROOM SECURE, SIR



repostin' cattes and gats













GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011



Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

New (to me) tacticat inbound!


This one comes to us via a rescue organization. She was found in a dumpster with a litter of kittens. Once her spaying (semi-auto conversion? Magazine pinning?) is healed, we'll be picking her up.

PCjr sidecar
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Safety Dance posted:

Once her spaying (semi-auto conversion? Magazine pinning?) is healed

Closed bolt conversion.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011


I need no weapons to ruin your day.

Dingleberry fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2011 around 04:37

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011


my pic will not post. Sorry.

Dingleberry fucked around with this message at Oct 27, 2011 around 04:46

Professor Awesome
Jan 16, 2005

'sup gordon

He wasn't near a gun but look at this cat. He will never fully fit in this box but he doesn't care, all he can do is take it in stride and be cool

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Dingleberry posted:

my pic will not post. Sorry.

Use imgur, instead of image s-h-a-c-k.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Hold your stomach until the end

Professor Awesome posted:

He wasn't near a gun but look at this cat. He will never fully fit in this box but he doesn't care, all he can do is take it in stride and be cool



He's doing that arm-chillin thing that the dog in that famous chillin on the doghouse pic does. Awkward sentence, cool kitty.

I had a cat that looked like that, Tiger. He was a bad rear end hunter, killed probably a dozen different species over his lifetime including a mink.

Lincoln`s Wax
Apr 30, 2000
DRONE METAL
SUPERGROUP

This is Fattyfat Grimaldus. His first name wasn't always Fattyfat, he grew into it.






He's as dumb and goofy as he looks. I can't pose him near a gun because he'd try to eat it. He sits there on his rear end all day, can't even convince him to chase a laser.

He did attack this towel the other day. I don't know why but it was really funny to watch.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Happiness is a tight butt and flat tummy. I have neither but yours looks awesome BTW do you have any beer?

Safety Dance posted:

New (to me) tacticat inbound!


This one comes to us via a rescue organization. She was found in a dumpster with a litter of kittens. Once her spaying (semi-auto conversion? Magazine pinning?) is healed, we'll be picking her up.

The cat is awesome and you are awesome. Rescue cats are the best cats.

Minky
Aug 12, 2003



This is Oliver, found inside a golf cart when he was 2 months old.



He has spots and stripes



He has bright green eyes and tufts on his ears



He gives no fucks

MazeOfTzeentch
May 2, 2009

since we're talking
about primaries


Minky posted:

He has spots and stripes
He has bright green eyes and tufts on his ears



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHCw1qr_oR4

Frag Viper
May 20, 2001

Fuck that shit


One morning this little poo poo somehow managed to jump on to my windowsill and then started screaming at 128 decibels. When I opened my shutters and saw a kitten instead of a demon baby, I went in to rescue mode and tracked her down into the alley and pulled her of a bogenvia bush.

I suspect she was a feral since she hated everyone for 2 weeks. Since no one wanted her, I decided to keep her and she calmed down.

She fetches too. Video shortly.

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Psion
Dec 13, 2002



Minky posted:

This is Oliver

What Minky doesn't tell you is his cat also owns because he fucks up Minky trying to play Battlefield at all times

"no cat no not the keyboard no NOOOO ARGHFGHF *drives jeep into the ocean*"

SadWhaleFamily
May 1, 2007



Psion posted:

What Minky doesn't tell you is his cat also owns because he fucks up Minky trying to play Battlefield at all times

"no cat no not the keyboard no NOOOO ARGHFGHF *drives jeep into the ocean*"

Oh sure, Minky will blame the cat for how lovely of a BF player he is

Minky
Aug 12, 2003



I did crash a jet the other day because I had to chase him away from chewing on my headphone wires.

Mister Sinewave
Feb 9, 2008

Unload Safely!
1. Fire into ceiling.
2. Count each round in screamed German.
3. Repeat until empty.

Minky posted:


Wow, could be brothers with my other cat. Mine has fewer spots (only on his tummy) and more stripes.

Here he is only a few months old.

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Boogaleeboo
Sep 13, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!


Frag Viper posted:



That is ridiculously tiny and adorable.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

slidebite posted:

The cat is awesome and you are awesome. Rescue cats are the best cats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apTt1oSXCPE

10 second video of her. We're bouncing around on the name, but I think we've settled on Abigail.

DoktorLoken
Apr 12, 2002





Al in tactical boxcat mode.

SadWhaleFamily
May 1, 2007



Safety Dance posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apTt1oSXCPE

10 second video of her. We're bouncing around on the name, but I think we've settled on Abigail.

She's gonna be the beauty of County Galway.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003



Minky posted:

This is Oliver, found inside a golf cart when he was 2 months old.



He has spots and stripes



He has bright green eyes and tufts on his ears



He gives no fucks


My wife wants your cat. She hates that you got that cat so easily/cheaply.

SadWhaleFamily
May 1, 2007



Minky posted:

This is Oliver, found inside a golf cart when he was 2 months old.



drat, that's a plush golf cart

I want a cat to go with my gats.

SaucyPants
May 7, 2007

All the cool kids are watching FIM. Why aren't you?

Atticus_1354 posted:

Here is mine. She is crazy and I wish I could have brought her with me when I moved. Until I move in to a cat friendly place she will stay with my parents and get fat like my moms cat.



this cat looks identical to the one at my grandparents farm, He died in the spring from old age but for the 14 years I knew him he was an amazing cat and the only cat I know to get a gopher from a tree.

This is Mugi, sometimes she likes to sneak up on you and pat your shoulder in an attempt to make you spill your coffee/ beer. She also likes to lay on the stairs and then roll down them.



TREES SECURED SIR!

AMBUSH IS IN POSITION

NosmoKing
Nov 12, 2004

I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them

My old cat in my pics (Smudge) may have to go to the great couch in the sky.

He's getting worse and worse with his incontenance (making GBS threads and pissing periodically all over) as he get older and older.

It may be time to say goodbye.

I'm off to pet island to solicit advice. I don't want to have to put my very good friend to sleep, but I can't have someone randomly making GBS threads through the house either.

Being locked in the basement bathroom doesn't sound like much of a life either.

Nosmo = sad.

Mister Sinewave
Feb 9, 2008

Unload Safely!
1. Fire into ceiling.
2. Count each round in screamed German.
3. Repeat until empty.

That's terrible.


Have an amusing picture. He was sprawled out then kind of stretched and saw his food bowl, then reached for it without moving the rest of himself and what do you know:


It's easy to think of him as low-speed high-drag, but when it comes to chasing or catching something, he moves at the speed of light with reflexes that border on precognition. So he's actually pretty tacticat himself.

_firehawk
Sep 12, 2004


It's that time of year again.

NosmoKing
Nov 12, 2004

I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them

Mister Sinewave posted:

That's terrible.


Have an amusing picture. He was sprawled out then kind of stretched and saw his food bowl, then reached for it without moving the rest of himself and what do you know:


It's easy to think of him as low-speed high-drag, but when it comes to chasing or catching something, he moves at the speed of light with reflexes that border on precognition. So he's actually pretty tacticat himself.

Gidget is a loving straight up HSLD goddamn ninja when it comes to mice.

This year, I watched her catch one, sit with it between her outstretched front paws, and wait. The mouse decided to try to escape
by jumping STRAIGHT UP about 2 feet. Gidget sprang into action and sidearmed the poo poo out of the mouse as it was at apogee, sending it about 6 feet to the wall next to her with an audible "thwap!"

She the delivered the kill bite to the neck and neatly murdered the mouse.

Basically, run and you'll only die tired.

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.


DrakeriderCa posted:

your cats don't have a tank



Tanks are great, but nothing without air superiority.

the rabian
Sep 26, 2010


_firehawk posted:

It's that time of year again.




Destroying Christmas one decoration at a time...

SadWhaleFamily
May 1, 2007



the rabian posted:

Destroying Christmas one decoration at a time...

and looks so seriously happy about it, too

commissargribb
Aug 12, 2003

The most dangerous thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compass and a map.


Gray ninja tacticat with multiple confirmed kills including squirrels.


SadWhaleFamily
May 1, 2007



commissargribb posted:

Gray ninja tacticat with multiple confirmed kills including squirrels.

Is that a Russian blue cat? I knew a Russian blue who was the chillest cat in the world. He had lived at least 20 years (!) before his kidneys failed completely and had seizures every other hour and had to be put down recently.

Someday I will have a cat just like him.

commissargribb
Aug 12, 2003

The most dangerous thing on the battlefield is a junior officer with a compass and a map.


SadWhaleFamily posted:

Is that a Russian blue cat? I knew a Russian blue who was the chillest cat in the world. He had lived at least 20 years (!) before his kidneys failed completely and had seizures every other hour and had to be put down recently.

Someday I will have a cat just like him.

To my knowledge she's just a gray shorthair. Her sister was white with brown spots.



This just became a box thread


She also has a thing for cardboard/boxes. She's been known to prefer shoe boxes for sleeping in and likes to chew on thick corrugated stuff between small rodents.





This was her sister. She kicked it about a year ago She was seriously the most chill cat ever.


My ~12 year old tabby. He's ridiculously shy and afraid of noises. His trademark is eating things off the ground and then puking them up later.



The resident orange Maine coon cat. She's generally lazy and prissy and spends 90% of the time sleeping in the sun.

commissargribb fucked around with this message at Nov 28, 2011 around 16:46

SyHopeful
Jun 24, 2007
May an IDF soldier mistakenly gun down my own parents and face no repercussions i'd totally be cool with it cuz accidents are unavoidable in a low-intensity conflict, man

Somebody needs to start giffing the gently caress out of this: http://youtu.be/DhaRkWfaq10

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Spazz
Nov 17, 2005

Embrace this moment.
Remember, we are eternal.


Bowtie wearin' motherfucker.


TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY (I was eating turkey).

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