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JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Late Night With Conan O'Brien used to do a bit entitled IF THEY MATED, in which celebrity couples had their features merged, with the premise that the resulting image would be their future "baby."

While this is not a new concept in Photoshopping (I mean, come on. . .everyone's done it), several hours of watching Mythbusters on Netflix led to the following image.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jamie Savage. Or Adam Hyneman. Whatever.

So here it is: What if, through some horror of genetic manipulation, Martin merged with Lewis? Or Abbot with Costello? Hall with Oates? Would the whole be greater than the sum of it's parts, or a hideous perversion of science?

Perhaps a bit of both.

Also, don't feel limited to just duos. If anyone feels the need to combine all four Beatles (or every single face on the cover of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, for that matter), I doubt anyone would object.

Let's have some fun playing God, goons.

# ? Sep 29, 2011 23:23

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# ? May 24, 2013 06:51

Chunderstorm: May 9, 2010

Sonny and Cher.

Oh god.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 00:16

JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

HarkToTheLoons posted:

Sonny and Cher.

Oh god.

Jesus. . .it's. . .it's like Borat had a sex change. . .

EDIT: That's actually pretty sweet.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 00:22

mookface: Jun 7, 2009; Diane ...

HarkToTheLoons posted:

Sonny and Cher.

Oh god.

Yet somehow more attractive than Cher. Very curious indeed.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 00:30

Elbonio: Dec 20, 2006; "EEETAAALAAAAA
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# ? Sep 30, 2011 00:52

JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

^^^ I'm unclear on the reference.

Edit: it occurs to me that Adam Savage merged with Jamie Hyneman pretty much just looks like Jamie Hyneman with Adam's glasses. I swear, at least half the face is Adam, randomly mixed in.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 00:55

Adulterous Hitler: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Robbery:

# ? Sep 30, 2011 00:56

Elbonio: Dec 20, 2006; "EEETAAALAAAAA
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JoeyVapes posted:

^^^ I'm unclear on the reference.

You're probably not British enough.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman_Pat

# ? Sep 30, 2011 00:56

Handen: Jun 29, 2003

JoeyVapes posted:

^^^ I'm unclear on the reference.

Postman Pat and his black and white cat.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 00:56

Twiggy Johnson: Jun 10, 2011

JoeyVapes posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jamie Savage. Or Adam Hyneman. Whatever.

Savage Hymen?

# ? Sep 30, 2011 01:09

JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

That would be it. . .I don't think Postman Pat made it to this side of the pond.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 01:11

Trochanter: Sep 14, 2007; It's no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones!

There's a reason McCoy is afraid of the transporter.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 01:16

JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Trochanter posted:

There's a reason McCoy is afraid of the transporter.

loving brilliant. This is exactly the sort of thing I hoped to see.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 01:19

Elbonio: Dec 20, 2006; "EEETAAALAAAAA
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This one's all american:

# ? Sep 30, 2011 01:33

DFu4ever: Oct 4, 2002

Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:

Holy poo poo that's terrifying.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 01:35

escape artist: Sep 24, 2005; Slow train coming

Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:

Holy poo poo! Great work.

This thread is taking off.

You should send that in to Conan for his "If They Mated" bit.

edit: the post below this one is brilliant!

# ? Sep 30, 2011 01:35

Adulterous Hitler: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Sculder & Mully

# ? Sep 30, 2011 01:36

Elbonio: Dec 20, 2006; "EEETAAALAAAAA
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ephex posted:

Sculder & Mully

This is amazing and has made my week.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 01:37

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003; I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy

# ? Sep 30, 2011 02:02

Shnakepup: Oct 16, 2004; Paraphrasing moments of genius

Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:

Needs more alien black liquid dripping from the eye holes.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 02:03

GravyWPG: Sep 15, 2011; AAAAGH! BEEF GRAVY! IT'S BURNING MY FLESH! BUT IT'S SOOOO DELICIOUS!

# ? Sep 30, 2011 02:09

Elbonio: Dec 20, 2006; "EEETAAALAAAAA
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A great duo, they worked so well together.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 02:10

DFu4ever: Oct 4, 2002

I'd buy this album.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 02:10

JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Hey, anyone remember Mystery Science Theater 3000, and it's awesome host, Joel Nelson?

EDIT: I seem to have created Jay Leno. But with a sense of humor, and writing ability.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 02:32

Mundane Shell: Apr 5, 2011

ephex posted:

Sculder & Mully

It's like a creepy, tall Elijah Wood.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 02:58

JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Mundane Shell posted:

It's like a creepy, tall Elijah Wood.

So, basically, it's a tall Elijah Wood.

On a different note, in the Kirk/Spock pic: Is it just me, or does Shatner+Nimoy=Zachary Quinto's Spock (the one on the right)?

# ? Sep 30, 2011 03:37

discoukulele: Jan 16, 2010; yes sir, i can boogie.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 03:49

LLCoolJD: Dec 8, 2007; Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

discoukulele posted:

Young Wayne Newton?

# ? Sep 30, 2011 03:49

A black person: Oct 3, 2007; Bender, stop shutting the hell up!

DFu4ever posted:

I'd buy this album.

You made them both look like child molesters. That's amazing.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 03:59

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Elbonio posted:

This one's all american:

It has the black, empty eyes of an eldritch abomination, which I suppose is what it is.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 04:35

Trochanter: Sep 14, 2007; It's no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones!

# ? Sep 30, 2011 04:44

RoleModel: Nov 2, 2010

DFu4ever posted:

I'd buy this album.

A softer, kinder Sam Kinison?

# ? Sep 30, 2011 04:44

JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

DFu4ever posted:

I'd buy this album.

Like water over downy troubles, I would lay my bridge.

Also, Riker Of Borg loving OWNS.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 04:47

Black Hole Assault: Nov 22, 2010; I'm gonna punch you with my eye, bitch!

President Dick Bushey and his lovable Vice President George Chen.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 04:53

Gay Nudist Dad: Dec 12, 2006; asshole on a scooter

DFu4ever posted:

I'd buy this album.

These look like they could be people, and that's awesome. Somehow I can't imagine they would've had as much fame if Paul Simon actually looked like that.

# ? Sep 30, 2011 04:59