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JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Late Night With Conan O'Brien used to do a bit entitled IF THEY MATED, in which celebrity couples had their features merged, with the premise that the resulting image would be their future "baby."

While this is not a new concept in Photoshopping (I mean, come on. . .everyone's done it), several hours of watching Mythbusters on Netflix led to the following image.



Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jamie Savage. Or Adam Hyneman. Whatever.

So here it is: What if, through some horror of genetic manipulation, Martin merged with Lewis? Or Abbot with Costello? Hall with Oates? Would the whole be greater than the sum of it's parts, or a hideous perversion of science?

Perhaps a bit of both.

Also, don't feel limited to just duos. If anyone feels the need to combine all four Beatles (or every single face on the cover of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, for that matter), I doubt anyone would object.

Let's have some fun playing God, goons.

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JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

HarkToTheLoons posted:

Sonny and Cher.



Oh god.

Jesus. . .it's. . .it's like Borat had a sex change. . .

EDIT: That's actually pretty sweet.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
^^^ I'm unclear on the reference.

Edit: it occurs to me that Adam Savage merged with Jamie Hyneman pretty much just looks like Jamie Hyneman with Adam's glasses. I swear, at least half the face is Adam, randomly mixed in.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
That would be it. . .I don't think Postman Pat made it to this side of the pond.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Trochanter posted:

There's a reason McCoy is afraid of the transporter.


loving brilliant. This is exactly the sort of thing I hoped to see.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Hey, anyone remember Mystery Science Theater 3000, and it's awesome host, Joel Nelson?



EDIT: I seem to have created Jay Leno. But with a sense of humor, and writing ability.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Mundane Shell posted:

It's like a creepy, tall Elijah Wood.

So, basically, it's a tall Elijah Wood.

On a different note, in the Kirk/Spock pic: Is it just me, or does Shatner+Nimoy=Zachary Quinto's Spock (the one on the right)?

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

DFu4ever posted:

I'd buy this album.



Like water over downy troubles, I would lay my bridge.

Also, Riker Of Borg loving OWNS.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

SlightButSteady posted:



You turned John Lennon into a downy Fraggle :downs:

Well played.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

HarkToTheLoons posted:



Bill Gore. It was either that or Al Gore and a polar bear. This was easier.

Boris Yeltsin?

Ninja edit: Also, Lucile Ball's face+Desi Arnaz's head=Taco.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Doc Mcfly and Marty Brown discover that loving with the space/time continuum has dire consequences.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Cao Ni Ma posted:

For some reason, the first thing on my mind after I saw this was Gretta Van Sustren.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
^^^^^That is loving frightening.

EDIT: It occurs to me that Jerry Seinfeld with the face of Michael Richards looks disturbingly like Craig T. Nelson.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

berserker posted:

95% of these so far are just face swaps instead of merging the two into one.... however that being said, I still laughed :)

The approach is a little lazy, but the results are still funny. And it's still technically merging two people. I can't honestly say those don't fit the theme, so it's all good.

^^^^Ninja Edit: LightMooning?

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
You bastard :downs:

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

discoukulele posted:



I suddenly want to gently caress JFK. :fap:

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
At first, I wondered why you didn't bother to fix the skintones on Donovan McVick. But the more I look at it, the more I laugh. It just loving WORKS.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Loftis posted:



I don't watch wrestling. So had I seen this pic anywhere else, I'd never have known it was 'shopped. Good work.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Loftis posted:



Is that Steve Coogan on the left?

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Nuclear Spoon posted:



sorry for such a shitballs effort

Looks good to me. I laughed.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
^^^ gently caress it. They're both awesome.

Edit: I swear to Christ, I used to buy grass from two guys who looked exactly like that.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Nuclear Spoon posted:

I know this actually has virtually nothing to do with the thread apart from faces being photoshopped, unless I missed the episode where Michael C Hall teams up with Nicolas Cage, but I keep thinking of this and I find it inexplicably hilarious.



A serial killer who can transform into a flaming skull-headed demon?

Yes, please.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

HarkToTheLoons posted:



Ozzy + Kelly Osbourne.

If you unfocus your eyes enough so that the hair looks like a shroud, that pic is the spitting image of Brain Guy from MST3K.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post


The star of TV's DRAGNET, Harry Webb (Joe Gannon).

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Loftis posted:



:stare:

While 90% of the submissions to this thread have been nothing short of amazing, THIS. . .wow.

Mind blown, bricks shat. Way to raise the bar.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Reverend Cheddar posted:



You've created Black Joker.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Useless Shotgun posted:



More along the lines of the original submission. Strangely looks something like Ryan to me.

Holy poo poo. . .Jeffery Tambour, before the hair loss.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Here's film star Jobert DePesci.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Dolphin posted:

They're not gay, but you do not need genitals to be gay.

Exactly. Just ask Andy Dick.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Here we see famous actor/rapper/comedian Ice B, in NBC's Law And Order: SVU, as detective Tutuola Munch.




FAKE EDIT: Jesus, it's loving Ali G. . .

Further edit: It also sort of looks like Adam Sandler and Al Pacino had a black child.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Jerry Cotton posted:

I also suck at image editing but I swear that's what her eyes look like out of context (her face):



The Crazy Doll Lady strikes again!

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
guy mouth cook and eat your own eggs

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Loftis posted:



Originally saw this on my phone, in thumbnail view.

I honestly couldn't tell that you had done anything to the picture.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

HarkToTheLoons posted:

EDIT: ^^^^^^^^^^^
HAHAHAHAHA Oh god what the gently caress. Talk about :nms:



Jackie Tucker

Too bad you didn't go with Chris Chan. The jokes would pretty much write themselves.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

HarkToTheLoons posted:

Wow, I totally missed that.


And you call yourself a goon. . . :psyduck:

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Namenlos posted:

I had to contribute.



The 2 Ronnies?

Edit: So, instead of Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker, this would make them. . .Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker!

. . .

gently caress.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Namenlos posted:

Heheh yes. Perhaps Ronnie Barbett and Ronnie Corker?

Even better :D

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Zaftig posted:



I hate myself for actually getting this one.

JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Loftis posted:



I was planning on doing this one today, but you've handled it better than I would have.

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JoeyVapes
Feb 8, 2011

by Y Kant Ozma Post
^^^ Epic.

I feel like an idiot for not thinking of a Lebowski merger.