ITT you are DJ Tiestos thought process as he humps a 13yr old malaysian boy

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amazing! this malaysian boys thighs are maximally powerful. insanely crazy.. this build up is going to be unheard of! wowww! calm down DJ Tiesto, not yet.. build the suspense. Build up, build up, build up give him a little miniture peak WOW there it is but thats only 33% boy, theres still build up. the release will maximally stimulate your crazy. thats it, pump your baby fist. whered you learn that boy?? rice farm to climax king, jesus! youre great! i cant wait to get back to the hotel and rub calamine lotion all over my soggy body, god. great.. no! stay on target Tiesto, stay build up. maximum heightghht nno nNOOOnnoOOOOOOOO ahHHHhhh ahahahha yeeeah! well. hope you get your stress out tonight boy. Nice. thanks! heres a 100 dollar bill. time to call my mother

Haomo

# ? Oct 15, 2011 19:03

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# ? May 22, 2013 22:26

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Haomo

# ? Oct 15, 2011 19:03

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gujB7A5ycew

fluffer muffle

# ? Oct 15, 2011 19:08

i've heard of Asia Minor but this is ridiculous!

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# ? Oct 15, 2011 19:08

Reported the op for leaving out the apostrophe in "Dj Tiesto's" and making me think, briefly, that there are multiple dj tiestos kicking rear end all over the world & melting people into good trance from the sweet car drift videogame aural journeys

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# ? Oct 15, 2011 19:33

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# ? Oct 15, 2011 19:35

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# ? Oct 15, 2011 19:36

My Filk Mp3s posted:

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fluffer muffle

# ? Oct 15, 2011 19:38

WET BUTT posted:

Reported the op for leaving out the apostrophe in "Dj Tiesto's" and making me think, briefly, that there are multiple dj tiestos kicking rear end all over the world & melting people into good trance from the sweet car drift videogame aural journeys

Kevin Sorbo

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# ? Oct 15, 2011 20:06

My Filk Mp3s posted:

fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole. fatboy slim is rippin your cornhole.

Kevin Sorbo

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burn containment status: failure.

by bedridden cholo

by ACG

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# ? Oct 15, 2011 20:07

hahaha holy poo poo

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# ? Oct 15, 2011 20:09

WET BUTT posted:

Reported the op for leaving out the apostrophe in "Dj Tiesto's" and making me think, briefly, that there are multiple dj tiestos kicking rear end all over the world & melting people into good trance from the sweet car drift videogame aural journeys

DONT get me banned over this.. Jesus...

Haomo

# ? Oct 15, 2011 21:43

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# ? Oct 15, 2011 21:53

Haomasexual posted:

lol

lol

no fucking laws
WikiKathy

# ? Oct 16, 2011 01:02

Haomasexual posted:

amazing! this malaysian boys thighs are maximally powerful. insanely crazy.. this build up is going to be unheard of! wowww! calm down DJ Tiesto, not yet.. build the suspense. Build up, build up, build up give him a little miniture peak WOW there it is but thats only 33% boy, theres still build up. the release will maximally stimulate your crazy. thats it, pump your baby fist. whered you learn that boy?? rice farm to climax king, jesus! youre great! i cant wait to get back to the hotel and rub calamine lotion all over my soggy body, god. great.. no! stay on target Tiesto, stay build up. maximum heightghht nno nNOOOnnoOOOOOOOO ahHHHhhh ahahahha yeeeah! well. hope you get your stress out tonight boy. Nice. thanks! heres a 100 dollar bill. time to call my mother

no fucking laws
WikiKathy

# ? Oct 16, 2011 01:02

longbay facewheat posted:

lol

lol

Haomo

# ? Oct 16, 2011 01:36

Haomasexual posted:

amazing! this malaysian boys thighs are maximally powerful. insanely crazy.. this build up is going to be unheard of! wowww! calm down DJ Tiesto, not yet.. build the suspense. Build up, build up, build up give him a little miniture peak WOW there it is but thats only 33% boy, theres still build up. the release will maximally stimulate your crazy. thats it, pump your baby fist. whered you learn that boy?? rice farm to climax king, jesus! youre great! i cant wait to get back to the hotel and rub calamine lotion all over my soggy body, god. great.. no! stay on target Tiesto, stay build up. maximum heightghht nno nNOOOnnoOOOOOOOO ahHHHhhh ahahahha yeeeah! well. hope you get your stress out tonight boy. Nice. thanks! heres a 100 dollar bill. time to call my mother

lol

Haomo

# ? Oct 16, 2011 13:01

Haomasexual posted:

lol

serious norman

I cant believe Gobbles is moving to Pittsburgh.

# ? Oct 16, 2011 13:11

The only way you could know all that is if you were there, in that room...

Puddy Dumplins

# ? Oct 16, 2011 13:34

Haomasexual posted:

lol

lol

Allergic Clown Dud

# ? Oct 16, 2011 13:47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2M0Iqe53fA

no fucking laws
WikiKathy

# ? Oct 16, 2011 15:34

longbay facewheat posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2M0Iqe53fA

Wow, well im no longer an atheist. That's video proof that god is real.

Wet butt is cool dude man, check him on tumblr @ tlgrmsiam - Marc Bolan at a rap concert
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# ? Oct 16, 2011 15:40

DJ TieSto is a big bi fuckfag in a fail gay world and it`s just another day of browseing child porn on Tor . When his BitOrbs vanish things get fairly hosed up as he searches for the friend of the family who stole his poo poo. And he`s going to molest kids on the way .

-B l a z e i n g-

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# ? Oct 16, 2011 15:48

longbay facewheat posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2M0Iqe53fA

Tiesto: Here im turning the knobs..hear that? Now im turning another one. hold on i have a new email, it says im the king of good pumping tokyo base jumper music Interviewer: How do you use the computer for this very good poo poo? Tiesto: I have a virus, it causes my computer to create the best music ever made. [laughs] Tiesto ftw

Wet butt is cool dude man, check him on tumblr @ tlgrmsiam - Marc Bolan at a rap concert
WET BUTT

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# ? Oct 16, 2011 15:49

Haomasexual posted:

lol

Wet butt is cool dude man, check him on tumblr @ tlgrmsiam - Marc Bolan at a rap concert
WET BUTT

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# ? Oct 16, 2011 17:40

WET BUTT posted:

Tiesto: Here im turning the knobs..hear that? Now im turning another one. hold on i have a new email, it says im the king of good pumping tokyo base jumper music Interviewer: How do you use the computer for this very good poo poo? Tiesto: I have a virus, it causes my computer to create the best music ever made. [laughs] Tiesto ftw

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# ? Oct 16, 2011 17:54

lmfao at tiesto thinking about this encounter and listening to wesley buttons smash hit video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGbRpdCRwt0 and jacking off

GB2FYAD
cleopatrabarksdale

# ? Oct 16, 2011 17:57

unironic lol

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# ? Oct 16, 2011 19:13

Fansubaceous Cyst posted:

unironic lol

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cleopatrabarksdale

# ? Oct 16, 2011 19:21

robert miles - children

Trainbearer

# ? Oct 16, 2011 20:22

Grande Mal posted:

robert miles - children

serious norman

I cant believe Gobbles is moving to Pittsburgh.

# ? Oct 16, 2011 20:24

ah, got a funny feeling "down there" ;-) when i read the OP, OP.

Davelord Cheeto

# ? Oct 16, 2011 20:24

lmfao haoma has done it again

Taco Dibbits

# ? Oct 16, 2011 21:00

itt you are ronald jenkees giving an npr interview while skrillex snorts coke off your boner

Taco Dibbits

# ? Oct 16, 2011 21:01

masturbate in front of kids dude

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# ? Oct 16, 2011 21:13

enjoyable human being Maker posted:

masturbate in front of kids dude

*thinking to myself while doing that* heh, wait til the fyadders get a load of this

Bodybuilding Virgin 420

# ? Oct 16, 2011 21:14

this is the funniest thread ive read in at least a month

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cleopatrabarksdale

# ? Oct 16, 2011 22:17

Bodybuilding Virgin 420 posted:

*thinking to myself while doing that* heh, wait til the fyadders get a load of this

Meursault Horny

# ? Oct 16, 2011 23:45

*walks out from behind turntables to reveal pants around ankles*
*does a shakka sign with tongue out*

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# ? Oct 16, 2011 23:49

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# ? May 22, 2013 22:26

WET BUTT posted:

Tiesto: Here im turning the knobs..hear that? Now im turning another one. hold on i have a new email, it says im the king of good pumping tokyo base jumper music Interviewer: How do you use the computer for this very good poo poo? Tiesto: I have a virus, it causes my computer to create the best music ever made. [laughs] Tiesto ftw

i will just tell it in plain sentences: my life is the most cursed life on the earth and the most blessed(cursed-physical, blessed-spiritual)
BiG TrUcKs !!!

# ? Oct 17, 2011 01:46

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