loam pup posted:
[cashier] welcome to tiestoburger home of the tiestoburger may i trance your order
[dj Tiesto takes off shades] hmm.... i seem to have left my wallet in the car. do you take w;in?
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- baku
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Oct 31, 2011 02:59
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WET BUTT posted:
intercom: Paging dr tiesto, Dr tiesto to the ER, youre cooler than moby and also not gay, paging dr tiesto
Tiesto: Tiesto ftw. Where is the patient?
Nurse: dr teisto, you have to help, this man has turned retarded from listening to regular bullshit old music all the time, and pianos that are regular instead of neon space sunset style.
Tiesto: My god. Quick, go into my office, get the intense Autogiro demo vid i was scoring, and bring the reporters notebook that says "ideas for good sports car test driving soundtracks"
nurse: Tiesto ftw. [exit]
Tiesto: May Tiesto help us all.
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i own america
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Oct 31, 2011 04:09
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Haomasexual posted:
oh God.. Thor.. this little twirp is getting texted, Christ... no Tiesto, NO .. DONT lose your focus, the buildup--- the buildup.. who could be texting him?? Jealous rears its ugly head, no Tiesto, dont even think about that, its probably bill collector, probably a guitarist who wants to know when his instrument became obsolete. Ill tell you, when a computer was able to replicate the sound it creates.. heres my little knob, tweakin your knob baby, spin that nknob, throw all the frequency yess YESS pulse wave, PULSE WAAVVVE aaahhh babys cat comes into his bedroom. Well little twirp, NOW we have an audience. and guess what? Papa Tiesto feels RIiiiiight at home with an audience. Lets give Snickers a show, huh?? make him dance.. make snickers dance... his eyes, dance as he follows our motions... Ahhhhhhh!!!!
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Stupid Idiot Bitch
- Dzokhar Duggar
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Oct 31, 2011 06:34
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WET BUTT posted:
intercom: Paging dr tiesto, Dr tiesto to the ER, youre cooler than moby and also not gay, paging dr tiesto
Tiesto: Tiesto ftw. Where is the patient?
Nurse: dr teisto, you have to help, this man has turned retarded from listening to regular bullshit old music all the time, and pianos that are regular instead of neon space sunset style.
Tiesto: My god. Quick, go into my office, get the intense Autogiro demo vid i was scoring, and bring the reporters notebook that says "ideas for good sports car test driving soundtracks"
nurse: Tiesto ftw. [exit]
Tiesto: May Tiesto help us all.
lmao
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Stupid Idiot Bitch
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Oct 31, 2011 06:34
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WET BUTT posted:
Tiesto: My god. Quick, go into my office, get the intense Autogiro demo vid i was scoring, and bring the reporters notebook that says "ideas for good sports car test driving soundtracks"
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Oct 31, 2011 23:15
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