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A Yelm-area father reportedly upset with his 16-year-old daughter because she went to Puyallup without parental approval Saturday night, is accused of forcing her to suit up in armor and then beating her with a wooden sword for two hours, until she could no longer stand, according to the Thurston County Sheriff’s Office.

The father, identified as 5-foot 10, 300-pound Freemon Everett Seay, 38, is a Renaissance fair enthusiast.

mr crow

found the Corsoirb my nigga
ok lol
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# ? Oct 17, 2011 23:52

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# ? May 23, 2013 19:33

Freemon Seay described his involvement in Renaissance fair activities as a hobby. “It’s really more of a lifestyle,” he said.

^^^Fairly true. any ideas?

mr crow

found the Corsoirb my nigga
ok lol
_{Another HeadShot KillKlan Joint} Rip my nigga

# ? Oct 17, 2011 23:54

Idiot! posted:

http://www.theolympian.com/2011/10/...EA7tzBk.twitter

A Yelm-area father reportedly upset with his 16-year-old daughter because she went to Puyallup without parental approval Saturday night, is accused of forcing her to suit up in armor and then beating her with a wooden sword for two hours, until she could no longer stand, according to the Thurston County Sheriff’s Office.

The father, identified as 5-foot 10, 300-pound Freemon Everett Seay, 38, is a Renaissance fair enthusiast.

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manyak

# ? Oct 17, 2011 23:54

HATE MONDAYS posted:

Seayshawn *beatus u witha gladius sword*

mr crow

found the Corsoirb my nigga
ok lol
_{Another HeadShot KillKlan Joint} Rip my nigga

# ? Oct 17, 2011 23:55

lol

paraone

# ? Oct 17, 2011 23:56

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpOzbqnhbzk

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cleopatrabarksdale

# ? Oct 17, 2011 23:56

Idiot! posted:

Seayshawn *beatus u witha gladius sword*

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# ? Oct 17, 2011 23:57

u mother fucker bitch!!!!!

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# ? Oct 17, 2011 23:57

teh

on your kneels son
Deg

# ? Oct 18, 2011 00:00

Marcus Fartsmell posted:

u mother fucker bitch!!!!!

lol haha

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# ? Oct 18, 2011 00:00

somneone p[ost the photos i caqnt see them

GB2FYAD
cleopatrabarksdale

# ? Oct 18, 2011 00:19

i would have hosed my daughter after

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# ? Oct 18, 2011 02:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c34sspO-bPg

YOSPOS BITCH!!!
Skylark

# ? Oct 18, 2011 02:58

CleopatraBarksdale posted:

somneone p[ost the photos i caqnt see them

Baboon Nigga

# ? Oct 18, 2011 03:02

welcome to my yelm

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foot

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Cody

# ? Oct 18, 2011 03:02

Skylark posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c34sspO-bPg

lol

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WikiKathy

# ? Oct 18, 2011 03:05

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8

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foot

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Cody

# ? Oct 18, 2011 03:08

Skylark posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c34sspO-bPg

lmao

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# ? Oct 18, 2011 03:11

i'm a master @wooden glaive, all.

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# ? Oct 18, 2011 03:26

*shoulders tiny wooden sword*

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# ? Oct 18, 2011 13:19

just hanging out...

Volte

# ? Oct 18, 2011 13:51

Really solid thread title. Dont even need to read it before giving it my 5, but I read it too. I didn't have to read it but I wanted to because I was so excited about the title, which owned. The link and text owned too. Anyway: 5

Allergic Clown Dud

# ? Oct 18, 2011 14:34

that's me

corsair

# ? Oct 18, 2011 14:34

corsair posted:

that's me

are you refering to the title and the word daughter and fucker i cant even finish

jay z's sedan

# ? Oct 18, 2011 14:44

jay z's sedan posted:

are you refering to the title and the word daughter and fucker i cant even finish

did you stick a 2 liter up there this time?

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cleopatrabarksdale

# ? Oct 18, 2011 14:45

Yelm. Puyallup. Elwin. Seay. Pretty sure every proper noun in that article is just a guy typing random made up words

Meursault Horny

# ? Oct 18, 2011 15:02

Meursault Horny posted:

Yelm. Puyallup. Elwin. Seay. Pretty sure every proper noun in that article is just a guy typing random made up words

my son's name is also seay elwin yelm puyallup III

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# ? Oct 18, 2011 15:07

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmwdjNv7mTc

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# ? Oct 18, 2011 15:39

what are you doing tonight oh imn going to meet up with sonic the hedgehog http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/2655563649.html

GB2FYAD
cleopatrabarksdale

# ? Oct 18, 2011 15:40

My Tapir IS Sick posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmwdjNv7mTc

Nice. Anal stinkyhole are kind of the FYAD of music. Always really twisted but funny and always win.

Art Alexakis

# ? Oct 18, 2011 15:40

Meursault Horny posted:

Yelm. Puyallup. Elwin. Seay. Pretty sure every proper noun in that article is just a guy typing random made up words

hahah

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# ? Oct 18, 2011 15:41

My Tapir IS Sick posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmwdjNv7mTc

thanks for posting more links lovely Music That No One Wants to Hear®. it's nice to have some consistency in this crazy world

Kevin Sorbo

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# ? Oct 18, 2011 15:42