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GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009


Homestuck is terrible and sucks.

Here let's talk about Mass Effect instead! Do you like turians or drell?

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Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law


Oh, you kids! Multiplayer games used to be called Risk, Monopoly, Dungeons and Dragons, Sorry! and Chutes and Ladders. You are all so spoiled, let me tell you my theory on the deterioration of youth gaming in the late 20th/early 21st century...

FedoraDefender420
Feb 25, 2011

I don't care how much money or how many white boys 50 cent can shoot. In front of James Hetfield he is a little bitch


Slide Rule posted:

Oh, you kids! Multiplayer games used to be called Risk, Monopoly, Dungeons and Dragons, Sorry! and Chutes and Ladders. You are all so spoiled, let me tell you my theory on the deterioration of youth gaming in the late 20th/early 21st century...

Play the way Gygax intended.

tinaun
Jun 9, 2011



The Lobotomy Kid posted:

Now let me explain Homestuck to you.
Problem Sleuth was better.

Dancingthroughlife
Dec 15, 2009

Will dance for cupcakes


GenericOverusedName posted:

Homestuck is terrible and sucks.

Here let's talk about Mass Effect instead! Do you like turians or drell?
Talia

FedoraDefender420
Feb 25, 2011

I don't care how much money or how many white boys 50 cent can shoot. In front of James Hetfield he is a little bitch


Her sweat is an aphrodisiac.

Starter Wiggin
Feb 1, 2009

Screw the enemy's gate man, I've got a fucking TAIL!
Do you know how crazy the ladies go for those?


My husk...

D. Eisenhower
Oct 31, 2011


Photography isn't art.

taupoke
Apr 26, 2008


HOLY SHIT I'M TRIPPING BALLS


It's not gay to suck your own dick

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009



It's not incest if dicks aren't involved

Rubber Biscuit
Jan 21, 2007

Yeah, I was in the shit.

D. Eisenhower posted:

Photography isn't art.

It's just pushing a button.

Also THE LOUDNESS WAR.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

Kiss Me, I'm Hateful!

Paris Hilton is a good actress.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law


notaspy posted:

It's not incest if dicks aren't involved

It's not sex unless the penis enters the vagina.

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

hiiitsss


The fact that we tolerate religion, spirituality, and all forms of magical thinking and irrational beliefs.

They simply cause too much damage to be ignored, and I think future generations are going to look at us and say "How did they let that slide for so long?" We have the ability RIGHT NOW to eradicate religion and beliefs in deities and afterlives, but we don't because we think the cost is too great. Studies have shown that religious belief lies in the brain, and can be affected by the brain. It's perfectly possible to surgically remove someone's religious beliefs and turn them into atheists. I understand why we don't do this on a mass scale, but I still think future generations are going to look back and say "You should've done that a lot sooner."

Livingston fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2011 around 14:46

Atlas Sperged
Sep 30, 2011


I dont think you get this thread.

Seriously that's like some helldump bullshit.

Atlas Sperged fucked around with this message at Nov 10, 2011 around 14:21

Liquid Criminal
Mar 5, 2007

You do whatever work comes your way


Psalmanazar posted:

Play the way Gygax intended.

All modern RPG's are based off the D20 D&D system, so you're all basically playing D&D by yourselves when you're playing video games.

PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*


Atlas Sperged posted:

I dont think you get this thread.

Seriously that's like some helldump bullshit.

Seriouspost: It's c/p from another thread.

Wormspost: Bring back helldump!

Livingston
Jun 28, 2007

hiiitsss


PalmTreeFun posted:

Seriouspost: It's c/p from another thread.

Wormspost: Bring back helldump!

I edited the post he quoted to remove the quote text because I thought he was kinda right about not turning this into a helldump-like thread.

Bring back lovedump!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Slide Rule posted:

It's not sex unless the penis enters the vagina.

It's not cheating if only the tip goes in.

ChlamydiaJones
Sep 27, 2002

My Estonian riding instructor told me; "Mine munni ahvi türa imeja", and I live by that every day!

NASCAR isn't really racing.

Only pussies would ride a Vespa.

All Harley riders are fat stupid racists.

The Skyline GT-R is really kind of a dog when you think about it.

Jezrael
May 1, 2005
the bagel is an adequate vessel of nutrition

Stoatbringer posted:

It's not cheating if only the tip goes in.

It's not emotional until there's blood involved

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law


Jezrael posted:

It's not emotional until there's blood involved
Love, Jack the Ripper


My Real Doll girlfriend said

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing

You're for states' rights? Fuckin' racist.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008



ChlamydiaJones posted:

NASCAR isn't really racing.

Wow, just wow.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

We're reading people who are sitting in the middle of a golden age of gaming where more games come out than you can possibly play who talk about how much games suck, and think that a service for downloading little indie titles is the future.


Peanut President posted:

Wow, just wow.

Yeah, like it even had to be said!

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Idiocracy is a prophetic movie

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."


Finnegans Wake is the best book ever written.

DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.


Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.

Slide Rule
Feb 21, 2007

Emoticons will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law


DrPain posted:

Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.

Let me tell you my theories about Meatspace

dumb brunette
Mar 17, 2009

I admire man's ability to see beauty in everything! Even a flame!


Every RPG made after I turned 16 is objectively poo poo and every RPG made before is objectively amazing.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011

I already miss my old avatar...


NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Finnegans Wake is the best book ever written.

The Old Man and the Sea is just better.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

Kiss Me, I'm Hateful!

SomethingAwful isn't funny anymore. Anybody that registered after me is just ruining the site.

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009


I hate stereotypes almost as much as I hate [insert stereotype].

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff


DrPain posted:

Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world, and in here is the dream.

I just came here to post the exact same thing.

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011



If the joke is funny, I'm going to laugh. That doesn't mean I'm a racist.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009


What if... like... you had a giant ball of weed. The size of the sun, you know? And you launched the weed into the sun. That would be loving awesome.

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011



You know when you thinik about it, isn't it funny how marijuana comes from a seed, grows from the ground, and is fed by the sun? It's just like us, seeds of life man. We grew from this earth, seeded from space, nurtured by the sun. Our world is weed. Weed is life.

Check out this mspaint diagram for a cold fusion reactor I'm going to build in my backyard someday. Basically the mirrors and lenses focus the sunlight into the water at the center, causing the fusion and producing steam we can harness for free energy.
http://i.imgur.com/6GwYZ.jpg

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

NosmoKing posted:

TFR worm can: Opened.

Desert Eagle.
*Don't you mean Deagle, goon sire?

Mr. Pumroy posted:

If you are Hitler you are Osama.

You are Hitler.
*Don't you mean OBAMA? Good Lord, at least Hitler wasn't one of... them.

*God, you like My Little Pony? How pathetic. Why can't you enjoy something normal like Transformers?

*It's heritage, not hate!

*NOT. MY. PRESIDENT.

Dancingthroughlife
Dec 15, 2009

Will dance for cupcakes


All food is natural. I mean it's not supernatural, is it?

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13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008


We are legion.

Chinese medicine.

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