Ask me about growing up with a girl who thinks she's married to anime guys

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SullivanPRIME: Mar 17, 2009

Wandering Knitter posted:

Back in college I used to teach knitting at a woman's center. A lot of woman there were victims of abuse, or had loved ones who were victims. One week a friend of mine wanted to help me since I had just taught her how to knit a few months back. And what was one of the first things out of her mouth when we started?

"Oh yeah, I've been raped lots of times before. Why, my ex-boyfriend would surprise sex me every day!" In a perfect cheery 'isn't the weather today nice?' voice.

Later I was about to get out of her that she was one of those "any sex you regret is surprise sex" types. I spent the next few sessions apologizing to all the real surprise sex victims there.

How in the ever loving gently caress do these people exist. MY god.

And on the subject of Denise, hell I think it'd be cool to be a Time Lord but I dont hide in small boxs and pop back out of it with different hair pretending I've been gone for 200 years. Or that the Master butt hosed me via the astral plane. Someone needs to just get her a few xanax and sit her in front of fanfiction.net

# ¿ Oct 24, 2011 15:55

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# ¿ May 18, 2013 22:19

SullivanPRIME: Mar 17, 2009

Wandering Knitter posted:

See, her ex ended up cheating on her. If she had known he was going to cheat on her she never would have agreed to have sex with him. Therefore, all sex with him was surprise sex.

She is now almost 400lbs and lives alone with eight cats.

Welp, thats certainly a way that you can think of a thing... I guess...

# ¿ Oct 24, 2011 16:05

SullivanPRIME: Mar 17, 2009

uglynoodles posted:

I was also 17 at the time when that little exchange happened, so I would deal with the issue very differently now than I did then. Whilst I try not to blame people for their problems, I hadn't really learned that there were limits and boundaries to that. I know much better now.

There's no point in my life where in I would not cut the loving eyes out of someone who betrayed me like that. I almost loving gagged when I read that. Jesus christ.

And by the by the two of you have both turned out to be really really great artists! Is Denise even in any way artistically inclined? Let alone possibly good?

# ¿ Oct 27, 2011 02:23

SullivanPRIME: Mar 17, 2009

HOT BREAD! posted:

Oh sure why not I'm bored

This was actually sort of difficult, I'm not used to drawing slender ~*bishie anime boyz~*~

Man this poo poo reminds me of that guy I knew in high school who always begged me to draw his fox demon furry characters. Down to the wings and stitches and everything

Somebody's doctor doesn't quite know where the appendix is located.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2011 04:31

SullivanPRIME: Mar 17, 2009

Fascinator posted:

He looks so disappointed to be here in this thread.

In his opinion, Denise's behavior es muy malo

# ¿ Nov 13, 2011 05:43

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# ¿ May 18, 2013 22:19

SullivanPRIME: Mar 17, 2009

Absolute Lithops posted:

Thanks for ruining a movie I like

If thats what it takes to ruin something you like, then I'd suggest getting off of the internet ASAP, cause the rest of your interests aren't going to last much longer.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2011 19:18

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