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Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

DON'T TRY THIS, KIDS AT HOME


It is an established fact that their names will be Zoosmell Pooplord, Flighty Broad, Insufferable Prick, and Farmstink Buttlass

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Fagtastic
Apr 9, 2009

I may have sucked robodick, fucked a robot in the exhaust, been fucked by robots & enjoy it to the exclusion of human partners; at least I'm not a goddamn

come on COME ON

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

What else could I say?
Everyone is gay


Fagtastic posted:

come on COME ON

We still have about 22 hours it could be posted from Andrew's perspective.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

FREEDOM FIGHTERS


The 11/11/11 update is going to be a single page with the curtains for the Beginning of Act 6.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

To whom much is given,
much is expected.


I'm waiting for Hussie to tweet "playin skyrim kindly gently caress off tia".

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010

Fighting Rikti forever, That's just what Giant Robo CoX do.

We won't get an update.

Because Skyrim is Act 6. Tamriel is the post-Scratch universe.

...Wait, gently caress, I should've put that in spoiler tags.

Boneless Jogger
Apr 20, 2010


The post scratch kids are actually all mudcrabs

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?


WHAT A TWIST

Pleasant Friend
Dec 30, 2008



So wait, what does this say about J?

Also, that's the best summer block buster, ever.

Pleasant Friend fucked around with this message at Nov 11, 2011 around 09:10

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

what the hot mess of fresh fuck am i looking at


Update!

Oh my god everything as we know it has been turned upside down!

UltraPenguinX
Mar 23, 2009

TC: hOnK hOnK iM a MoThErFuCkInG sEaL :o)


Could some fine upstanding goon translate the daedric/trollspeak at the end of the flash?

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010

Fighting Rikti forever, That's just what Giant Robo CoX do.

Does anyone know what the upside-down daedric on the screen says?

I'm not liking the sight of that caduceus on the top of it, though... That's the sign of a doctor, and I haven't met one I can trust yet!

EDIT: Why is there a Dr. Manhattan picture on the wall?

Fat_Cow
Dec 12, 2009

CG: YOU DON'T GET THAT I AM BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY, FOREVER.

UltraPenguinX posted:

Could some fine upstanding goon translate the daedric/trollspeak at the end of the flash?

Press ===> to continue

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


She's got a picture of Ron Swanson on her wall.

New best character confirmed.

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006



Hrm, "JANE CROCKER" has 11 letters and this update was posted on the 11/11/11. I am 83% sure this means nothing and won't ever mean anything in any temporal context. Not a thing.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008
Supporting shitty football teams since 1985

Well, I actually wasn't suprised by that. I guess this means they went back in time or something?

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

What else could I say?
Everyone is gay


Figures Hussie would pull that, it was literally true that Jade was her penpal's grandmother. Jeez, Andrew Hussie is this world's Doc Scratch.

Edit Though Jade refers to J as a "he," so who knows.

Ammat The Ankh fucked around with this message at Nov 11, 2011 around 09:27

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

FREEDOM FIGHTERS


Cheeseball IV posted:

Update!

Oh my god everything as we know it has been turned upside down!

I was not expecting that, and I am indeed excited now!

Zaggitz
Jun 18, 2009

What did I tell ya', no one remembers Blacula except us and Quentin Tarantino.


Nanna loves Parks and Rec? Confirmed for best character.

CidGregor
Sep 27, 2009

TG: if i were you i would just take that fucking devilbeast out behind the woodshed and blow its head off

Is that a Spoonkind strife specibus card I see? If so, how the heck do you weaponize spoons? o_O

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006



CidGregor posted:

Is that a Spoonkind strife specibus card I see? If so, how the heck do you weaponize spoons? o_O
The same way you weaponize knitting needles, I suppose.

Kelp Plankton
Aug 5, 2007

My CoX will forever blast giant streams of liquid!

What's the "only of her kind" thing supposed to mean here? Do we have a planet with both humans and trolls on it now or something? What did you do, Doc Scratch?


I like the red/green inversion, though. That's clever, and not something I was thinking about when looking at the dots for the acts. This is going to go some very interesting places.

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff as successful franchise with a live action movie is amazing though.

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

what the hot mess of fresh fuck am i looking at


CidGregor posted:

Is that a Spoonkind strife specibus card I see? If so, how the heck do you weaponize spoons? o_O
Awesomely

Also of note, Jane is 15 and a half.

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

To whom much is given,
much is expected.


CidGregor posted:

Is that a Spoonkind strife specibus card I see? If so, how the heck do you weaponize spoons? o_O

You ever see the first episode of Spongebob? I imagine it's a lot like that.

quote:

this SPECIAL DATE, 11.11.11, i.e. 2X3PRONG DAY (WHATEVER THAT MEANS), a date exhibiting just the sort of numerical gimmick corporations love to exploit for their big releases

I refuse to be unconvinced that this is anything but a swipe at Skyrim.

EDIT: I will say that while I completely expected the act to start this way (really, there was no other way this was gonna start and anybody who really thought this was gonna open with the kids and trolls again was just kinda deluding themselves), a couple things significantly threw me, as is always the way with Hussie:
1. The kids are apparently 15 in this one. I like it. The first crop of kids always reminded me of sarcastic 15-16 year olds anyway.
2. Empire? Only one of her race? What the fuuuuuck is goin' on here.

VJeff fucked around with this message at Nov 11, 2011 around 09:32

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

What else could I say?
Everyone is gay


Kelp Plankton posted:

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff as successful franchise with a live action movie is amazing though.

How come it took this long to mention this, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the movie (starring Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson) is the highlight of Homestuck.

Roger Explosion
Jan 26, 2006



quote:

What will you do?
RETRIEVE. YOUR. MOTHERFUCKING. ARMS.

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.


Whoever guessed that J would use 2xPistolkind:

rokkit
Apr 2, 2010

HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk!


Cleretic posted:

I'm not liking the sight of that caduceus on the top of it, though... That's the sign of a doctor, and I haven't met one I can trust yet!

Hmm, what troll would even have occasion to use a DOCtor's computer, i wonder?

Also, there is nothing from this comic i wish were true more than SB&HJ starring Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller. My life, it would be so much fuller...

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

What else could I say?
Everyone is gay


Oh and so I guess that means that in this universe Dad Egbert has been replaced by Betty Crocker/Her Imperial Condence? That'd make sense.

Zorak
Nov 7, 2005


I have to wonder how Hussie is going to pace Act 6 with this "new world stuff" that won't make it tiring since we've gone through this thing like twice now basically. It's neat in the implications and where he can go with it, but the directions will ultimately be tempered one way or another by the need to keep it moving with some level of alacrity lest the whole crew ends up off screen for like six months again.

JOHN SKELETON
Dec 12, 2005



So I guess this is the scratched session and we're looking at a version of Nanna? If so, I'm surprised that for once the speculation before an update turned out to be pretty much correct!

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me


If she dresses in blue and starts using "SPOOOOON" as a battle cry when she gets to the medium then Ms. Crocker is going to become the most popular character in this series by several orders of magnitude.

Legislacerator
Dec 26, 2006

1 W1LL H4V3 ORD3R 1N TH1S RUMPUSBLOCK!


I am made severely uncomfortable by the fact that Li'l Cal is still around.

In other news, HOLY poo poo YAY GUARDIAN ACT!!!!!!

I could actually cry real tears, I am so excited about this. (We finally get to know what the guardian's names are. Yesssss.)

Tengames
Oct 29, 2008



goddamn I am so looking forward to more wacky antics with inventory management. More classic mspaint adventures fun

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

To whom much is given,
much is expected.


Zorak posted:

I have to wonder how Hussie is going to pace Act 6 with this "new world stuff" that won't make it tiring since we've gone through this thing like twice now basically. It's neat in the implications and where he can go with it, but the directions will ultimately be tempered one way or another by the need to keep it moving with some level of alacrity lest the whole crew ends up off screen for like six months again.

He's got four introductions to convey as many bulletpoints as possible. From there, I'm reasonably sure we'll probably be able to figure out the rest ourselves. I have a few guesses as to what we're dealing with here already (troll empire rules the planet, maybe somewhat benevolently, but probably not), but I could be way off course.

Cukel posted:

So I guess this is the scratched session and we're looking at a version of Nanna? If so, I'm surprised that for once the speculation before an update turned out to be pretty much correct!

As far as guesses go, this one was roughly as difficult as the 4x Corpsesmooch combo.

Kelp Plankton
Aug 5, 2007

My CoX will forever blast giant streams of liquid!

Zorak posted:

I have to wonder how Hussie is going to pace Act 6 with this "new world stuff" that won't make it tiring since we've gone through this thing like twice now basically. It's neat in the implications and where he can go with it, but the directions will ultimately be tempered one way or another by the need to keep it moving with some level of alacrity lest the whole crew ends up off screen for like six months again.

I have the feeling he's going to start to put it into motion like the other sequences, then quickly subvert our expectations by having the kids and/or trolls arrive, mucking all the post-scratch world's tidy storylines up into this weird mess and drawing the attention of the new earth-based Doc Scratch or Lord English or maybe just Betty Crocker. Who knows. But then of course we're jumping right back into where we were, with the added complexity of basically hijacking this 'new' session being run by the guardian-kids.

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?


Wait, what are you guys surprised about, this Jane Crocker character is Nanna right? Isn't this what we all expected to happen?

Did I miss something?

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship


The GAME GRL magazine is a nice touch.

Boneless Jogger
Apr 20, 2010


What I'm wondering is why it is Sburb Alpha. There was that thing Nannasprite said to John a long time ago, too, about him progressing the game faster than she did. Maybe something weird is going on. Or maybe I'm just overthinking this. Guess we'll find out eventually.

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Fat_Cow
Dec 12, 2009

CG: YOU DON'T GET THAT I AM BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY, FOREVER.

And there already is Jane porn on Tumblr. Fantastic work Homestuck community

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