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Crossposting from the Boston LAN thread holy poo poo. My friend posted this on Facebook; it's an exchange he had with a guy from Craigslist. My friend is looking for an apartment, and I guess posted a "room wanted" ad, and the following exchange happens some rear end in a top hat posted:I might have a room available.When do you arrive in Boston?The later you arrive the less selection. my friend posted:Thanks, but I have room furnishings, I doubt I could store my things in a furnished room. some rear end in a top hat posted:WOW, for someone who needs housing you have a lot of baggage.Its late in the game to be looking and Im less than 5 blocks from the campus. my friend posted:A lot of baggage? I wasn't trying to be rude, just realistic and respond quickly so as to not waste your time. I have a lot of stuff and it would cost me a fortune to put in storage. I do have a couple of options, so don't worry about me having a 'ticket', but thanks for your input. some rear end in a top hat posted:You negated it because of storage poo poo?You're a dumb sob.You'd option it out then if you liked it, sell your poo poo and avoid the storage costs. my friend posted:Please tell me this is a joke... you offered a room, I responded quickly and told you it did not appear to be a viable option given my circumstances (Would you have preferred I simply didn't respond?) and you launch into a personal attack on me. some rear end in a top hat posted:STORAGE is your deal breaker?Really?It's AUGUST and you're homeless and you're nit picking STORAGE?Shows that you're not too bright and that your expectations are higher than reality. my friend posted:I just don't understand your interest in even speaking to me past my first email... what is your interest in the situation beyond that point? You can't gain anything at this point it's not as if your aggressive and offensive emailing is going to suddenly convince me I should rent your room and clearly neither of us would want that anyway. You're just wasting your time and providing me a hilarious email chain to share with friends. some rear end in a top hat posted:We were done 3 emails ago.Go bother someone else. my friend posted:Still hoping this was a joke. Good luck finding a housemate. some rear end in a top hat posted:THIS IS NOW CONSIDERED HARASSMENT.REPLY ONCE MORE AND I WILL FORWARD YOUR EMAIL TO GMAIL. holy moly
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Young Freud posted:Does anything worthwhile ever come from Craigslist? I've been browsing their gigs section and, if its not spec work or some sort of scam, it seems no one bothers to respond to my inquiries. I've had nothing but awesome experiences with CL, but that may be cause I'm a woman buying motorcycle gear from other women and it's California so everybody and their dog is high.
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Young Freud posted:Does anything worthwhile ever come from Craigslist? I've been browsing their gigs section and, if its not spec work or some sort of scam, it seems no one bothers to respond to my inquiries. I actually got my current summer job through Craigslist and it's complete legitimate, taxes and NI and everything paid. I thought it might be a scam at first because the woman responded that she would send more details closer to the time (and took a loooong time to respond), but this has been the best summer job I've ever had. The hours are great, the pay is above minimum, the people are really friendly, it's an established company, and I managed to get a friend a job temping in a different department. Another job I do for beer money I got through Gumtree (another classified site). I assemble cards for a graduate who set up her own greetings card company. The pay is crap, but it's completely brainless and I work from home watching stuff on my laptop while I do it. My boss is super nice too. But on the other hand, I have had some crap experiences through the site. The worst is flakey people. A woman put up an ad saying she wanted work from home seamstresses to assemble dresses for her, and I responded because I'm a pretty good sewer. She said great, and said she'd be round on Friday to give me a few samples to run up. I gave her my phone number, Friday comes, she doesn't appear. I sent her emails, but she never responded again so I don't know wtf there.
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This came up on a news site I read today. http://stlouis.craigslist.org/clt/3146631915.html quote:Heaven's Gate Cult Bunk Bed: Rare collectible, only 19 exist in the whole world. I own 2 of the 19 beds. One is red and the other is blue. Either bed is for sale for $1000 OBO. I would be willing to sell both beds for the right price. I can supply you with plenty of documentation proving the authenticity of the beds. Own a piece of history from americas biggest mass suicides in recent times. If interested send me an email. Serious inquires only. No scammers or spamers. I will not respond back to you. And here's the news link, too for more background on the guy who is selling them. http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2012/08bunk_beds_heavens_gate_craigslist.php?page=2 So strange.
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# ? Aug 14, 2012 18:44 |
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That reminds me of the person who kept trying to sell John Wayne Gacy paintings on my local Craigslist. The guy posted the same ad every day for years, offering a collection of paintings for a couple grand. (If the name doesn't ring a bell, Gracy was the serial killer who dressed as a clown to lure in children. His paintings are all like this: I can't find any of the posts now, of course, so maybe the seller gave up. What is it with Craigslist and creepy murder collectibles?
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Aww, some Joker is looking for his Harley Quinn madlilnerd has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Aug 16, 2012 |
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Definitely will not murder you. Probably not. Maybe not. (Both of those pictures were attached and I don't know what the hell is up with the weird death bunny face.) EDIT: Oh poo poo there's a guy buying panties for $100 each ("more if your hot"). I am going to be so rich.
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fap posted:http://i48.tinypic.com/11kuz2x.jpg Ain't nothing realer than frisbee golf.
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fap posted:http://i48.tinypic.com/11kuz2x.jpg On that note...this popped up in Eugene . http://eugene.craigslist.org/cas/3189318258.html ----------------------------------- Unfulfilled Fantasy - m4m Date: 2012-08-16, 9:27AM PDT older guy seeking to fulfill a fantasy , of many years of sucking a horse dick. Anyone with a horsy that would like to help?? Thanks ---------------------------- Juando290 has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Aug 17, 2012 |
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"Many years" is an awfully long time to suck a horse's dick.
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# ? Aug 17, 2012 05:13 |
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I was just browsing Craigslist seeing what kind of crazy poo poo I might encounter when I found this in Casual Encounters: Avoidant personality disorder (updated with all my CL fails and pics) - m4w - 666 (Hell) quote:So ya it is one thing to think you got issues but when you are diagnosed with something like Avoidant personality disorder and to KNOW you are hosed up in the head.... This actually continues, you can read it in the link above. A friend of mine said that she had heard from him a few times when she used to use Craigslist to hook up with guys. She's pretty glad she never actually dealt with him before though.
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 03:14 |
There are actually people aside from very, very desperate gay men who use craigslist for hookups?
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 03:27 |
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WickedIcon posted:There are actually people aside from very, very desperate gay men who use craigslist for hookups? Yeah, but she's also pretty crazy, so it stands to reason.
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Kavingi posted:A friend of mine said that she had heard from him a few times when she used to use Craigslist to hook up with guys. LOL
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# ? Aug 27, 2012 04:09 |
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hyperhazard posted:That reminds me of the person who kept trying to sell John Wayne Gacy paintings on my local Craigslist. The guy posted the same ad every day for years, offering a collection of paintings for a couple grand. Someone probably snapped it up; Gacy paintings are pretty highly prized collectibles, from what I've heard. For the record, if I had some extra cash and the chance, I'd probably buy one, just to say I had it. Don't think I'd display it anywhere, though.
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This is pretty intriguing. I wonder what sort of crap they're trying to get rid of that's bigger than a car.
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I was talking to someone at a club last night and she made a comment about apartment hunting in which it seems like every other ad she's finding in Dallas Craigslist is some 50yo dude trying to find some twenty-something girl.
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I thought this was crazy enough to justify necro-ing this thread.
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# ? Oct 3, 2012 18:25 |
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I'm tickled by the fact that "guys" is in quotations like that. I don't understand what the quotations would be implying if they were intentional- like maybe one of them secretly isn't a guy- but even then, colloquially "guys" can be gender neutral. I wish I understood At the same time, I hope they all have a wonderful time with their topless DM.
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# ? Oct 3, 2012 20:12 |
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How the hell did that guy end up married? Buying some slavic slave-bride costs money that could be spent on more sourcebooks.
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# ? Oct 4, 2012 13:05 |
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Weird as that posting is, it's surprisingly well-written and doesn't seem like you're going to get murdered. If there was a nerdy escort into D&D (which is...well, it's not impossible) who was into this, she could probably make a fair amount of cash. Nerdy bachelor parties
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Morpheus posted:Weird as that posting is, it's surprisingly well-written and doesn't seem like you're going to get murdered. If there was a nerdy escort into D&D (which is...well, it's not impossible) who was into this, she could probably make a fair amount of cash. No way, I'd way more trust some rambling "WE NEED A LADY WITH BIG BOOBS FOR D&D! WE'LL PAY YOU SOMETHING SOMEWHERE! COME NOW!" that looks like he just pounded it out that moment over that any day. I don't trust a dude who sits down and drafts up an ad for 'busty lady needed for elf game' and goes 'yep, this is a thing I'm doing'. This guy had plenty of time to realize 'woops maybe this is weird', but just kept on going.
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# ? Oct 4, 2012 15:47 |
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Just found this gem: nintendo and 400 games - $3500 Date: 2012-09-17, 6:25AM CDT the reason i am selling is because my worthless nephew Dustin stoled 250 games 2 to 3 years ago if you buoght games from this worthless theif and tell me so he gets arrested and charged then i will give you a 100 dollar reward so if someone knows anything about Dustin selling stuff then its probly stolded because he is so lazy that if he had to work to catch a breath he would sufficate.call 715 642 3237 thanks John Dustin is from chetek and is around 26 years old
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OozieNelson posted:Just found this gem: "stoled" "stolded" "probly"?
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quote:Ugly fat bigfoot looking for place to stay - 35 (nwa) There is a picture attached with this that I didn't include. She is indeed ugly, fat, and probably has big feet. She's holding a dog that looks like it's horribly flea infested and has a skin condition. Truth in advertising I suppose.
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Yikes, uh, chances are if someone takes her in they'll be similar. One of those lovely houses with a half dozen odd rat dogs running around.Young Freud posted:I was talking to someone at a club last night and she made a comment about apartment hunting in which it seems like every other ad she's finding in Dallas Craigslist is some 50yo dude trying to find some twenty-something girl. I can believe it. I left Dallas for Austin before I became that 50 year old dude.
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Missed Connections posted:Nothing but dead beets on here !!!!! I'm still not sure if this person is complaining, asking for or selling "services". E: Also, dead beets.
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Part of Everything posted:
He needs more allowance.
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Morpheus posted:Weird as that posting is, it's surprisingly well-written and doesn't seem like you're going to get murdered. If there was a nerdy escort into D&D (which is...well, it's not impossible) who was into this, she could probably make a fair amount of cash. The goblins are running away from you. How fast are they running? Their speed is 30 feet. No, I mean how are they running? I dunno. Fast. They're terrified of the party. I'm having a hard time picturing it. I think you should act it out. Yeah... I once ran a one-shot game of D&D for a friend's bachelor party, and my own recent bachelor party was a different one-shot RPG. We didn't have a topless woman run the game, but in hindsight we missed an opportunity. I met my wife playing D&D. She's attractive. The wedding was expensive. I think I see a way out of this one... (I'm kidding) Content: not crazy, but as all hell: quote:I have a full set of the Divorce Care Program on VHS . It's a good program . E mail and I'll contact you There is nothing else in the ad. VHS tapes already depress me, but this is too much. Imagining someone fire up the ol' VCR for this is just....
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# ? Nov 8, 2012 00:25 |
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As anyone who's followed the sad, tragic, and very entertaining "Decline and Fall of the RIM Empire" in IYG/YOSPOS, I give you this, because RIM's imminent demise seems to have unhinged Canadians like Obama unhinged the GOP. "The Porsche of tablets." Why do you think Apple's stock value has been falling, hmm? Because this guy's moving Playbooks like Pillsbury moves Hot Pockets.
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DayGloOreo posted:Free dirt/rocks That's actually not strange. Hell, I'm hoping there are a lot of listings like that on my local CL around the end of next summer when I hope to be regrading and landscaping part of my property. Clean fill, stone, and topsoil are expensive.
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# ? Jan 6, 2013 00:22 |
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This poster makes me think the Ice King from Adventure Time lives in my city and is trying to lock women up in a dungeon under the guise of "strictly platonic" companionship: At least this guy admits he's out of touch with reality.
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# ? Jan 6, 2013 04:10 |
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mis/3551749947.html I am a 27F BBW. I have brown hair and brown eyes. Im new to the ABDL lifestyle, but would like to experience more things, but I will be honest in saying that I have NEVER worn outside of my home. I dont have much of a preference as to a mom or a dad, like I said, Im new to this and looking to learn and explore more. Id like my ideal mom or dad to put me in diapers and treat me accordingly, especially since Ive been having a hard time keeping my panties clean. :-( One aspect of this that not too many people talk about is discipline. I AM looking for a parent who is loving, but strict and not afraid to spank me and more. There are many aspects of discipline that I am open to and I feel that I have a need for this in my life right now. I dont wear 24/7 but being able to get into this "role" is very much an escape for me. If interested please let me know what part of town you live in, and if you were my parent, what is it you would do with me. Please put mommy, or daddy or something like that in the title, or I will delete it. Serious inquires only. Please be open to IM on yahoo, and maybe even skype. I look forward to speaking with you soon. :-)
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Twat McTwatterson posted:abdl stuff As far as ABDL personal ads go, that's one of the least disturbing ones I've come across, to be honest.
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I finally got one! e: Found this in the active household services area of my local craigslist. Seems like someone has recognized it for the gem it is and recommended it go in "best of."
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# ? Jan 20, 2013 06:06 |
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What is up with this emerging theme I'm seeing around the internet of "cuddles" being the hot thing. I remember a news story about a woman offering "cuddling" services for money. And another post on these forums about some weird dude wanting to pay some woman to cuddle with him. (I can't remember if he wanted her to look in his eyes or not, either prospect was incredibly sad.) Now this. Have we raised a bunch of kids, so obsessed with personal space and the spread of germs that we've actually made them crave physical contact in its most basic form? Didn't they get hugs when they were kids?
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Noblesse Obliged posted:What is up with this emerging theme I'm seeing around the internet of "cuddles" being the hot thing. Middle class families are incredibly broken.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:What is up with this emerging theme I'm seeing around the internet of "cuddles" being the hot thing. There was also that E/N thread where a guy met this 16 year old girl and wanted to be "cuddle-buddies" with her. Also the guy was the OP.
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Dauntasa posted:There was also that E/N thread where a guy met this 16 year old girl and wanted to be "cuddle-buddies" with her. Right. Have we changed the signifigance of cuddles when I wasn't paying attention?
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Right. Have we changed the signifigance of cuddles when I wasn't paying attention? No. Those were literally the words he used.
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