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via You Suck at Craigslist:quote:the Lord God, [NAME] AUDIO MESSAGE 9/ 11 WAS A HOAX The saga continues here
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# ? Jun 24, 2012 14:52 |
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Is it illegal to send pubes to someone in the mail?
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# ? Jun 24, 2012 16:03 |
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When I was moving out of my college apartment, I was giving away poo poo my old roommates left and never bothered to come get and some stuff of mine that I didn't want to move with me. In the free section, I put a 20" working TV, lots of still usable excess kitchen stuff I had, some shelves, and some other random usable things that I just didn't want to move or haul to Goodwill. Mostly as a joke, I also listed the mini fridge I had that would burst into flames every time it was plugged in, just to see if anyone would bite. I believe the entirety of my ad was "Giving away a mini fridge, doesn't work, bursts into flames when plugged in. Trying to avoid a trip to the dump." Only got a couple of responses for the decent usable stuff and several no shows. For the fridge however, I had dozens of responses and had it gone from my apartment within 24 hours of posting the ad I don't understand people.
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# ? Jun 24, 2012 16:40 |
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San Francisco's pretty special.quote:$810 FURNISHED ROOM -halfway pacific heights & Haight'Ashbury-NOW-JULY 1 (haight ashbury)
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# ? Jun 24, 2012 19:05 |
This has been doing the rounds on Facebook... It's certainly an interesting... combination...
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# ? Jun 27, 2012 12:40 |
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:When I was moving out of my college apartment, I was giving away poo poo my old roommates left and never bothered to come get and some stuff of mine that I didn't want to move with me. In the free section, I put a 20" working TV, lots of still usable excess kitchen stuff I had, some shelves, and some other random usable things that I just didn't want to move or haul to Goodwill. They probably wanted to give it to someone they didn't like, so that it would burn their house down around them while they slept. Someone was murdered with your fridge
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# ? Jun 29, 2012 14:41 |
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I was looking for apartments today and this popped up$700 / 1br - 650ft² - Non-Hetero-Normative Feminist Roommate posted:AVAILABLE MID-AUGUST It sounds like the most punchable roommate ever.
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# ? Jul 4, 2012 01:53 |
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Shnooks posted:I was looking for apartments today and this popped up I read that in a NPR voice.
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# ? Jul 4, 2012 02:52 |
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Conservative Animator Needed (Anywhere) posted:I have a great idea for an animation that's related to the political topics of the day & will get even more attention the closer we get to the election. Apparently, "Conservative" means "you do all the work, while only getting half the profits". At least, he's honest about it
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# ? Jul 4, 2012 02:59 |
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Can I flush your head in a toilet while blasting Hall & Oates? m4w posted:I want to flush your head repeatedly in the toilet while making love to your behind. Hall & Oates will be playing at top volume, at some point "Highway to the Danger Zone" will be played for sure. My house smells amazing and my penis is not sick or deformed. Don't act like you haven't thought about this exact scenario before.
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# ? Jul 4, 2012 03:03 |
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Derailing my own thread...but I find it amusing how this topic has kind of trickled. The thread never exploded, but since I started it, it has consistently been on my front page of subscribed threads since I started it back in October. I thought about closing it, but hey, consistency over volume. An update as well. I did end up contacting the guy in my original post, just for giggles, and he sounded a bit more off his rocker than even his post would indicate, so I decided against the crazy camping trip. I know where the house is, and he has since vacated and new people are living there. I am tempted to leave an anonymous letter, telling them no matter what, never unlock the back cellar door.
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# ? Jul 5, 2012 00:55 |
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Want to cum. - m4t - 36 I'm a male...Want to cum...don't care how I do it. I will gently caress you....I will let you suck my cock...I just want. I don't care what gender you are......just let's do this. BTW...I'm not fat....also...I don't care ;if you are...As long as you suck my dick. http://burlington.craigslist.org/cas/3108166703.html This here is a man who knows what he wants. (It is to cum, that is what he wants.)
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# ? Jul 5, 2012 06:11 |
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This is a more obvious joke listing, but I smiled. From the Los Angeles Craigslist. Wanted: Cat Burglar - m4m - 30 (Sfv) Date: 2012-07-05, 8:06PM PDT Reply to: swg89-3121359873@pers.craigslist.org My neighbor is holding a cat against it's will in his apartment. I hear it scream for help nightly. I'm not sure how it acquired the ability to speak English, but sometimes it calls out to GOD and sometimes it will scream the name of it's capture. I need the help of an experienced cat burglar. It will be a dangerous job, so please have nerves of steel. Oh, my neighbor has a girlfriend that makes nightly visits. I believe she is involved in the torture of the cat. The cat only screams when the girlfriend is present. Also, be advised the cat may scratch you! I have seen scratches on my neighbors back before. Please respond to this ad in a secretive manner. My neighbor is stealth with the computer. I overheard the girlfriend yell at him about using it to look at pussy. He's doing his research! That poor cat doesn't stand a chance unless we act fast.
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# ? Jul 6, 2012 05:37 |
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So I was looking to buy a grill. Found one on Craigslist last Wednesday, great price and he said he'd deliver! Yay! Emailed the guy at around 2pm.quote:Is this still available? I will absolutely take it if so. Let me know! quote:yes quote:Ok. I live in [neighborhood], in Brooklyn- you said you'd be willing to quote:Or, if it's not possible for you to deliver it, I can also pick it up I leave dinner at 9:30pm and see that I have two missed calls on my phone from 9 and 9:15. Both are from a blocked number. I listen to them and they are both from him. Call 1: "Hey, it's [grill guy], I have the grill in my truck here, I'm waiting in a Starbucks in [neighborhood], you still haven't emailed me your address." Call 2: "I'm waiting five more minutes and then I'm leaving! I guess you just like jerking people around!" He also did not leave me a number to call him back at. I got home and checked my email (my phone email was down). I had the following emails, the first from around 7: quote:Liz, Send address. I'm coming now. quote:just called and left vm. send ADDRESS so I can bring it over around 9 tonight. I'm leaving home now. quote:he, no answer still. I'm in [neighborhood] too. What's your ADDRESS. I'll bring it over right now. The next day I sent this: quote:I didn't get your email saying you were coming until 10pm last night. quote:STOP EMAILING ME YOU WEIRDO showbiz_liz has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Jul 7, 2012 |
# ? Jul 7, 2012 21:10 |
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Another successful craigslist purchase!
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# ? Jul 7, 2012 21:14 |
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I'm still getting replies to a couple ads I posted the second week of May in the free section. Its now July. Would it be totally out of line to reply to these emails with "Look at the date the ad was posted. Look at today's date. Do you honestly think I still have it?" I've also gotten quite a few sob stories from multiple different people about how their house burnt down and they lost everything. With the frequency of these emails there must be one house burning down a week in my little town, yet zero news stories. It seems like a scam but I don't know what their angle is.
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# ? Jul 8, 2012 19:54 |
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:I've also gotten quite a few sob stories from multiple different people about how their house burnt down and they lost everything. With the frequency of these emails there must be one house burning down a week in my little town, yet zero news stories. It seems like a scam but I don't know what their angle is. Free furniture and/or money? I needed a subletter for my apartment one summer, so being the idiot I was, I advertised on CL. One of the first emails I got was a guy telling me he and his family were willing to move in ASAP. I responded politely (again: idiot) that I had two roommates, and his situation didn't sound like a good match. His next email was "Ok great, tell me the address we will come now." I wised up and blocked him. For the next few weeks, though, I was terrified some random person would show up with their entire family.
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# ? Jul 8, 2012 20:13 |
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:I'm still getting replies to a couple ads I posted the second week of May in the free section. Its now July. Would it be totally out of line to reply to these emails with "Look at the date the ad was posted. Look at today's date. Do you honestly think I still have it?" Take down your ad...? Seems like a simple solution. Edit: Subject: body guard needed i need a body guard to protect through many types of hazardous situations. I am very attractive and i just need protection. i need someone like this------- "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." Yes that is liam neeson . he is a badass. i want you to be a badass. I want like a liam neeson or like a jason statham type of badass watching after me. hell if youre asain, you better be like jackie chan badass. i would even take Vin Dielsel badass level. please contact me ,i will ask you this question "welcome to the salty spitune, how tough are you?"And i would like you too reply "how tough am i? how tough am i?..." and then your reply of how tough you are. thank you and i hope to have a body guard soon. Psychobabble! has a new favorite as of 21:07 on Jul 8, 2012 |
# ? Jul 8, 2012 21:05 |
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hyperhazard posted:Free furniture and/or money? I could see asking for stuff for free that was initially put up for sale, but these were replies to my stuff I was already giving away for free. None of them ever showed up to come get it even after being given an address and directions and agreeing on a time to meet up.
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# ? Jul 9, 2012 00:26 |
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Psychobabble! posted:Take down your ad...? Seems like a simple solution. How tough am I? I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.... Without any milk
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# ? Jul 9, 2012 01:31 |
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Free dirt/rocks Date: 2012-06-03, 6:42PM EDT Reply to: jckfg-3055457680@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] We have a bunch of dirt with rocks mixed in. There is also some grass and old black tarp mixed in. It's from when we dug up our walkway. Now we have all of this dirt and we have no use for it. It's loaded onto tarp and will need a lot of help to load it. It's extremely heavy. I would like for someone to have it gone by Monday. It's FREEEEEEEE *Person gives their address and phone number* Thank you! it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 3055457680
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# ? Jul 13, 2012 16:48 |
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hothot boi from gore club still can't get u off my mind - m4m - 24 (Seidenfaden's) Date: 2012-07-19, 7:05PM EDT Reply to: dhzks-3150528333@pers.craigslist.org it's been a couple days and u still have not respondedd to me. why? i will be frank w/u, i lurked fb 4 hourz and i found ur profile. i'm just 2 scared to send u a freidn requestt. wud u accept me if i did? i have been drmeamin abouyt u every nite. all the things i want 2 do 2 u. 2 ur glorius rear end. unffffffffff. i also found ur tumblr. ur kinky i'm kinky 2. i will be at da gore club this sunday nite. hellraizer marathon. i hope u will be there 2 so maybe we can finally talik. pls don't bring dat goth girl with u. she is really pretty but i'm really jealous and don't want 2 share and plus i'm still scaredd she cud put cursez on me cauz i found her FB 2... "no god"? what? i like god. plus i also luyrked her tumblr and she seems into kinky things like being tied up and if that's what u like i like it 2. and she has dat other goth girl friend with da glassez and i think 2 gether they could put the worstt kind of cursez on me. i'm intimadated. don't be suycked into their gothwitch wayz. i cna save u from that. we can be 3gether forever and ever and love god and have all the sex. terrible thingsz to ur rear end i want to do i've already told u so. u know. last night in my dreamj me and u werre walkin our dog (in my dream we have a boston terrier called Spagetti) in cherokee park and holding hands and u were kissin me on my cheeik. so cute. below is a picture of me from last hallowneeen. i dressed up as my father. lol look for me at da gore club sunday (ps my beard doesnt look like this ne more) PostingID: 3150528333
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# ? Jul 20, 2012 18:20 |
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Gore club?
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# ? Jul 21, 2012 11:49 |
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Here's one I found while apt hunting:quote:$525 Crabby, funny old bat seeks nonsmoking "lodger" (Davis Sq/Tufts/Somerville) (map) poo poo, I didn't even realize it was so long until I had to quote it. Maybe not so crazy in terms of content, but who needs to write a novel to find a roommate (or read a 1920s novel to find out you want one)?
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# ? Jul 21, 2012 14:32 |
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Bubble Bathory posted:Gore club? It's not as bad as it sounds. They get together at bars and watch cheesy horror movies, apparently.
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# ? Jul 21, 2012 16:47 |
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yoyomama posted:Here's one I found while apt hunting: "Your pet(s), if any, must be clean, well behaved, well cared for, and not be the kind that would maim or murder two sleepy old housecats." "A bowl of goldfish are OK, but the cats will get them eventually. How attached are you to those specific goldfish? Small rodents: bad idea. The cats will get them and it won't be pretty." I hope you don't mind my Burmese python. How attached are you to those specific cats?
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# ? Jul 22, 2012 03:11 |
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I've been looking for a room and finally found the deal for me:Craigslist posted:hi im looking to rent one of my rooms in my house and ill make u a deal u give me alright car u will have somewhere to stay for as long as much as the car is worth if iterested give danny a call
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# ? Jul 24, 2012 09:25 |
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yoyomama posted:insane person I hate this woman so much. I hate, hate, HATE her. And her loving antique/lovely furniture.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 08:00 |
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yoyomama posted:Here's one I found while apt hunting: Smug and neurotic: a fearful combination.
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# ? Jul 25, 2012 15:53 |
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To the girl who shitted outside little kings - m4w (athens) Date: 2012-07-15, 4:40AM EDT Reply to: n8mzw-3140402991@pers.craigslist.org that was the most boss poo poo ever. ur crazy as gently caress but that was too legit. u ever wanna get together lemme know dont want u shittin on my floor or anything but u seem freaky so we cld probly do some nasty poo poo
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# ? Jul 26, 2012 17:23 |
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I was looking for a moderately-priced rug on Craigslist today, which was a mistake. The CL furniture listings come in two tiers: 1) Free broken college crap that needs to be picked up asap before the lease is over, and, 2) Comically overpriced antiques that no one in the family wanted to keep after Great-Aunt Millie died. And then around 2AM I stumbled upon this listing: Extra dose of creepy: I'm giving up for the night. Sweet dreams!
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# ? Jul 31, 2012 07:12 |
Okay that is unironically loving amazing
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# ? Jul 31, 2012 11:53 |
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To be fair, I always wanted one of those, but I have a real fear of stumbling around in the dark and kicking the bear in it's giant flesh rending teeth. Hence, besides the fact I have no room to place it, I will not be owning one. (obvious I have no money to buy it reason included as well)
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# ? Aug 1, 2012 17:15 |
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Does anything worthwhile ever come from Craigslist? I've been browsing their gigs section and, if its not spec work or some sort of scam, it seems no one bothers to respond to my inquiries.
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# ? Aug 1, 2012 17:56 |
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quote:Hence, besides the fact I have no room to place it, I will not be owning one. You could just wear it around as a cloak. Then you don't have to worry about floor space.
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# ? Aug 1, 2012 18:55 |
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Young Freud posted:Does anything worthwhile ever come from Craigslist? Not a bear rug, but I still think it's badass.
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# ? Aug 1, 2012 23:53 |
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hyperhazard posted:
If I didn't have fully-grown nieces and nephews, I would so buy that just to freak them out.
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# ? Aug 1, 2012 23:54 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:To be fair, I always wanted one of those, but I have a real fear of stumbling around in the dark and kicking the bear in it's giant flesh rending teeth. Lucky for you, my friend, the head is fake except for the fur(eyes, teeth, nose, etc)
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# ? Aug 3, 2012 04:16 |
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Young Freud posted:Does anything worthwhile ever come from Craigslist? I've been browsing their gigs section and, if its not spec work or some sort of scam, it seems no one bothers to respond to my inquiries. I bought a pretty sweet vintage 80's road bike from a dude out the burbs who had bought it wanting to save money on gas (had a Corvette in the garage, lol) for $100. Was my primary transportation for two years while I finished college. Also scored some great deals on camera equipment, including a vintage WW2 aerial reconnaissance lens I bought sight-unseen on Ohio Craigslist from an old guy. I paid $100 for it, it would have sold on eBay for $400+ but the guy just wasn't too hip to the internet and didn't care to learn. I called him up, we worked something out, and he was tickled that it went to someone who was actually going to use it like he did, rather than a collector or something. Local dude sold me $250+ worth of 4x5 film for $50. Made getting into large format photography radically cheaper for me. A good friend of mine (who has a pretty well-paying job already) buys and fixes/flips vehicles, TV's, etc for playing around money, and because he enjoys tinkering. He turned a $350 "get this off my lawn" Ninja 250 into a pretty well-equipped (now that he did a lot of work on it) 19' motorboat that he takes out every weekend. Said guy also found his current living situation through CL, who was actually a girl we'd went to high school with but fallen out of touch with. He pays a pittance to split half of a spacious 4BR house in a pretty decent area. Shitton of crazies though, yeah.
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http://i48.tinypic.com/11kuz2x.jpg Got a great dane or a horse? Are you black with a big cock? Help this guy out!
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