Psychobabble! posted:

Take down your ad...? Seems like a simple solution.

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Subject: body guard needed

i need a body guard to protect through many types of hazardous situations. I am very attractive and i just need protection. i need someone like this-------

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

Yes that is liam neeson . he is a badass. i want you to be a badass. I want like a liam neeson or like a jason statham type of badass watching after me. hell if youre asain, you better be like jackie chan badass. i would even take Vin Dielsel badass level. please contact me ,i will ask you this question "welcome to the salty spitune, how tough are you?"And i would like you too reply "how tough am i? how tough am i?..." and then your reply of how tough you are.

thank you and i hope to have a body guard soon.