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david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


this is me.



my goal is to cut to 165 by the end of 2012. if i do not reach this goal you may ban me. i currently weigh 172 pounds. i will achieve my goal via: cigarettes and weightlifting.

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david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


work out. 172 today.

bench
35x10
45x5
115x5
135x5
165x5
185x3
5x205x2

incline db bench
60x6
60x6
45x10

cable crosses
2 sets high, 2 sets medium

dips
2x25x10
25x8

calf raises
i forget

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


Hello new poster I hope you enjoy your stay in TFLC. By the end of 2012? drat that's a lot of cigarettes in the interim.

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


david carmichael posted:

bench
5x205x2

is this 5 sets for 2 or 2 sets for 5

mewse
May 2, 2006



end of 2012? thats kinda ambitious but good luck anyway

genderstomper58
Jan 9, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


wont you get banned anyways though 0_o

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp


The fun is in seeing what gets him banned first.

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004

Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*


why are you cutting, you cant flex bone

also your biceps are disproportionately large relative to the rest of your emaciated frame.

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

We go hard.


hi David.

TheFace
Oct 4, 2004

Mom, it's just chicken breast and hard work, I swear!


Defiant Sally posted:

also your biceps are disproportionately large relative to the rest of your emaciated frame.

Jealous?

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


Defiant Sally posted:

why are you cutting, you cant flex bone

also your biceps are disproportionately large relative to the rest of your emaciated frame.

despite not squatting or deadlifting ever i can still grab some national records at 165 in the 100% raw thing, so i wanna do that. i don't work out my arms much and curl really small weight but i do everything super strict so my arms are big i guess.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


Wamsutta posted:

hi David.

hi phil.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


someone please buy me, and everyone else, wamsutta's avatar.

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


I remember seeing knitta post that picture and thinking that my arms would look average-sized if my shoulders weren't literally pumpkins.

Unfortunately my shoulders are massive && ripple-ey.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


poor life choice posted:

I remember seeing knitta post that picture and thinking that my arms would look average-sized if my shoulders weren't literally pumpkins.

Unfortunately my shoulders are massive && ripple-ey.

huge shoulders rule. i want huge shoulders too, but i also don't want to work very hard.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


hog wizard posted:

is this 5 sets for 2 or 2 sets for 5

5 sets for 2. bench is all paused with slow negatives.

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


david carmichael posted:

huge shoulders rule. i want huge shoulders too, but i also don't want to work very hard.
have you considered becoming me?

crazycello
Jul 22, 2009


david carmichael posted:

despite not squatting or deadlifting ever i can still grab some national records at 165 in the 100% raw thing, so i wanna do that. i don't work out my arms much and curl really small weight but i do everything super strict so my arms are big i guess.

what are these records

and hi

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004

Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*


Defiant Sally posted:

have you considered becoming me?

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


crazycello posted:

what are these records

and hi

salutations!

http://www.rawpowerlifting.com/reco...OWERLIFTING.pdf

i'm 24-29, 75 kg (someday). 220 squat, 187 bench and 330 deadlift. there's a guy in the age bracket below that who will shatter those records, so i gotta get in there soon. i can still out bench him, but his everything else is higher than mine, and he'll probably kill me at bench soon.

crazycello
Jul 22, 2009


man there are a lot of federations.... i can't decide if either all or none are legitimate

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


the only legitimate organizations are the ones with the lowest records in your weight/age bracket

knitta please
Feb 18, 2011

Climbing down the hours I need to know now:
Do the hands of time only rule this chapter?


fatty

leverite where
Nov 18, 2007

my peripheral vision is excellent

Cigarettes and weightlifting??

david carmichael posted:

i'm 24-29, 75 kg (someday). 220 squat, 187 bench and 330 deadlift. there's a guy in the age bracket below that who will shatter those records, so i gotta get in there soon. i can still out bench him, but his everything else is higher than mine, and he'll probably kill me at bench soon.

Haha I like that you're tracking the age of the guy in the previous bracket. smart move, bro shatter those records while they're still there!

I would break the 48kg women's records for sure (I bet there has only been one previous lifter). Must go to Canada...

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000



david carmichael posted:


my goal is to cut to 165 by the end of 2012. if i do not reach this goal you may ban me. i currently weigh 172 pounds. i will achieve my goal via: cigarettes and weightlifting.

Did you mean to type that your goal is to cut to 165 by the end of 2011 Dropping 7 pounds in the next 14 months is somewhat underwhelming.

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Binary Logic posted:

Did you mean to type that your goal is to cut to 165 by the end of 2011 Dropping 7 pounds in the next 14 months is somewhat underwhelming.
Alternatively, it's pretty funny.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Canadar. Prophet.
Gomi superfan.


Binary Logic posted:

Did you mean to type that your goal is to cut to 165 by the end of 2011 Dropping 7 pounds in the next 14 months is somewhat underwhelming.

Nope.

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

We go hard.


I've changed my posting picture but would like for us to still be friends

Defiant Sally
May 6, 2004

Cum all over my mirrors just gettin off on my self maan, UUAOHH

WORSHIPPIN' this BIIG motherfucker.

*breath whistles in through stuffed up nose*


I bet you could drop 7 pounds right now if you cut off that big dumbass ugly head of yours

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


Defiant Sally posted:

I bet you could drop 7 pounds right now if you cut off that big dumbass ugly head of yours

Alizee
Mar 2, 2006

by angerbutt


Wamsutta posted:

I've changed my posting picture but would like for us to still be friends

no!!!!!!!!!!!

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000



david carmichael posted:

Nope.
So by "extreme cutting" you mean extremely easy, and not really cutting at all. For instance here's a guy who dropped more than 7 pounds not in one year but in one week:

Uziel posted:

13 week cut to Christmas
Week 1 [10/01/11] 234.2lbs (-0.0) (0.0)
Week 2 [10/08/11] 226.8lbs (-7.4) (7.4)
Week 3 [10/15/11] 224.0lbs (-2.8) (10.2)
Week 4 [10/22/11] 223.4lbs (-0.6) (10.8)
Week 5 [10/29/11] 224.2lbs (+0.8) (10.8)

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

We go hard.


Are you seriously citing Uziel's water weight loss as actual fatloss because lmao

If you read his entire thread and not just the bit that provides a statistic that supports your sweet burns on david carmichael, you'd see that Uziel, as a Formerly Massive Fat Dude, has camel-like water retention ability and can swing as much as 20lbs in a week following a vacation or something

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*


Binary Logic posted:

So by "extreme cutting" you mean extremely easy, and not really cutting at all. For instance here's a guy who dropped more than 7 pounds not in one year but in one week:

He probably used drugs.

hog wizard
Feb 16, 2005

by angerbeet


Wamsutta posted:

Uziel, as a Formerly Massive Fat Dude, has camel-like water retention ability

haha

mewse
May 2, 2006



Binary Logic posted:

So by "extreme cutting" you mean extremely easy, and not really cutting at all. For instance here's a guy who dropped more than 7 pounds not in one year but in one week:

when you get down to low bodyfat like our friend david carmichael, cutting actually becomes a much longer, uphill battle. the end of 2012 seems pretty feasible, that's why i'm really looking forward to following this log.

bookmarked

heiden
May 31, 2005

cheesy anime pizza undresses you with pepperoni eyes

david carmichael I'm glad you're back and owning (the dumb posters)

mobn
May 23, 2005

by Ozmaugh


Binary Logic posted:

So by "extreme cutting" you mean extremely easy, and not really cutting at all. For instance here's a guy who dropped more than 7 pounds not in one year but in one week:

Given your history, I'm surprised his weightloss goal bugs you more than his smoking. Or is tobacco Vegan Friendly?

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

We go hard.


I heard david carmichael once ate ground beef also

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Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

We go hard.


Diet soda is illegal + poison

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